Velvet Scarlatina walks through high school. Everyday is the usual, the popular kids would pick on her because of her Faunus heritage and usually a bully named Cardin protects her from the popular kids. The two always talked to each other and sometimes got into trouble when it comes to those arrogant racists but she didn't want him to get expelled or anything serious.
"Sup freak!" The jock known as Ellis greeted her with his girlfriend Barbra along with the rest of the football team known as cock bites. The jock smacks Velvet's book.
"Seriously Ellis?" The bully snickered.
"Of course! You know what game is it today?" She gathers her books but the Barbra pushes them away.
"Rabbit lock!" They crowd around and grab a hold of Velvet, they open a nearby locker and try to shove Velvet in it. Suddenly a figure taps Ellis from behind and he punches him, the jocks then make a run for it.
"Yeah! You better run!" The voice yelled, Velvet feels a hand trying to get her out of the locker. She gets out of it to reveal Cardin.
"You alright?" He asks.
"Yes..." The two gaze at each others eyes but the principle interrupts the moment.
"Mr Winchester..." She growled.
Cardin sits in front of the principles office with a angered and stern look on his face, the principle has a lot of good reasons to expel him from school. Failed test grades and bad conduct behavior throughout the years which surprised him because Cardin remained in the school. He looks at the reports then back to Cardin.
"Do you like this school?" He asks.
"Why yeah?"
"Well too bad kid, your out!" Cardin jumps from his seat at the principles statement.
"But, but-"
"Alright, lets take a moment and break the ice: F's on all subjects except C on English-"
"Wait, I though C meant passing." The principle sighs.
"No and also fights with students." Cardin couldn't believe this, they were discriminating Faunus students who have done nothing to deserve it.
"But they were discriminating Faunus students just because they did nothing!"
"Remember I told you not to fight but instead tell a teacher?"
"I know that but the teachers-" The teacher shushes him.
"How about you shut the fuck up and get out of my office!" Cardin sighs and leaves the principles office. He passes by numerous students muttering to each other, Cardin see's Velvet. He sighs to her and places his hand on her shoulder.
"See you next time."
10 years later: VPD police academy.
Velvet eagerly waits on the line for enlistment, its always has been her dream to do this, to be a police officer. If only Cardin could see her now: a young badass police officer. She is almost there to the enlistment inspector, Velvet spots a familiar figure among the line. He has burnt-orange hair and wears a blue shirt, he turns around.
"Velvet?" He gasps.
"Cardin?" Velvet gasps at him.
"Play girl? Whats up?!"
First day
Velvet and Cardin witness the two trainee's fighting, the first lands the second punch then grabs a hold of him and punches him in the stomach. The trainer then calls off the two after an excellent display of CQC. Both of them are scared not only the fact they're friends but Cardin's built could crush Velvet. The two step in the ring.
Velvet dashes to Cardin's stomach, she lifts him then suplexes the boy. She gets on his chest and raises her fist but the trainer blows his whistle.
"You hate this don't you?" He commented.
"Yeah, I do." She replied.
Test day
The two eagerly await their examination test scores, Velvet has been studying real hard for this while Cardin studied very little. The inspector passes the tests and their scores. Cardin looks at his test score to reveal that he has an F while got an A.
"You're really good at this." Cardin complemented.
"Y-Yeah, I am." After an awkward moment of silence, the former jock breaks it.
"Hey, you wanna be friends?" He asks.
Field day.
Cardin runs through the tires holes while trying not to trip, other trainees including Velvet are seen running behind him. She trips on a tire hole but Cardin catches her thus causing the two to be in last place.
Studying.
Today isn't a good for Cardin, he barely got enough rest for today and even worse tomorrow is the another examination test. He slams the desk in frustration.
"I'm telling that's bullshit! Its not a felony!" He roars.
"Calm down, calm down. Just read carefully." Velvet advised.
Waking up.
Cardin waits for his partner to wake up from her pleasant nap. She bough a BB gun for just in case if one of them is sleeping late: One of them could shoot the sleeping one. The alarm clock beeps with Cardin grabbing the BB gun and fires it at Velvet, she starts to scream.
"I'm awake! I'm awake!" She falls asleep again with Cardin sighing. He grabs the edges of the bed and flips it over with Velvet lying on it.
"Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!"
Daily jog
The two jog across the wall with Velvet dragging Cardin who is tired from exhaustion, the boy huffs unrelentingly.
"Come on, come one! Lets go! Faster! Faster!"
Target practice.
Velvet puts on her goggles and loads her handgun alongside Cardin. He looks at his gun then back to Velvet, Cardin chuckles. The two hears the bell and they quickly breach the door.
"Cover me!" Velvet ordered. Cardin nods and switches his pistol to submachine gun form then fires at the targets while Velvet shoots at the targets in front of her, Cardin then gets up against the wall and blind fires at the targets with Velvet behind him. She gets out of the cover and fires at the last two targets.
"Clear!" He yelled.
"Clear!"
Field day 2.
After spending months in the academy, the two were known to be called Bonnie and Clyde because of their known uses of team work. But its the fact the two were stupid in their own way. Cardin and Velvet are the first to complete the tire course with flying colors.
Test day 2.
The two wait eagerly again for their test grades this time. Its the finals and this test will decide if their cops or crops, the examiner passes the paper to Cardin then to Velvet. Velvet looks at her test paper to discover that she has another A while Cardin excitedly jumps at his grade.
"What did you get?" Cardin turn his test over to reveal that he has a C-.
"Yes!" Velvet cheered, she turns her hand that is placed on the table into a fist and points it at Cardin. The boy smiles and does the same then slams his fist against Velvet's.
Graduation.
Today is the the day that they've been waiting for: Their titles as Cops. Velvet anxiously sits besides Cardin and another officer named Edgar, Cardin has a heart warming smile on his face.
"Aten hut!" The announcer who is Glynda Goodwtich ordered causing the officers to stand up from their seats.
"Ladies and Gentleman: I present to you the class of 198!" The crowd claps in joy as their children are now police officers.
"You ready for a life time of being badass mother fuckers?" Velvet smiles at him.
"Oh I am." Cardin assured.
The Vale park is filled with life today, the bee's are buzzing while people are having the time of their lives. The river is shining while ducks are heard quacking, the rest of the park may have life but there is an air of disappointment. On the side walk is Velvet and Cardin riding their bikes in their uniforms.
"You know I thought the life of a cop is about car chases and hit chicks..." Cardin sighed.
"I think homeless have that..." The two expected a life of action but only they got was irritation and boredom. A man's frisby just got thrown into the park pond and did you know what Cardin and Velvet did?
"You guys realize this isn't a police matter? Getting your frisby back?" Velvet said to the man's friends, Cardin gets it out of the water and turns it over to the man.
"Thanks man-"
"Get your own fucking frisby!" Cardin turns around and throws it into the pond. Procrastination couldn't kill their time either even when its chicken, Cardin stretches his hands out towards Velvet who places hers on his hands. Velvet catches him by surprise and continues to slap his hands.
"Ow shit! Shit! Shit!" As the day runs slow, they must find a way to entertain themselves. So they do pistol tossing with their guns loaded.
"Wait, aren't we suppose to unload them?" Velvet asks.
"No I don't think its suppose to be like that." Cardin replied. After almost getting their foots shot off, they find a boy trying to feed the ducks.
"Did you read the sign there? It says don't feed the ducks."
The boy stretches his hand to the pond with a piece of cracker jackers.
"Don't!" The two pleaded, the boy drops the snack into the pond.
"That's stupid." Velvet commented with the boy grinning at him.
"Think your a big shot?" Cardin threatened. After a moment of boredom, they finally see some potential action. In the distance is the biker gang called two percenters who are known through out Remnant as the most big shot drug dealers.
"No fucking way!" Velvet removes her shades to the biker gang/drug dealers.
"Two-percenters...Those guys are the big-shots of the drug industry." Cardin observed.
"We could take them down as our first bust...Velvet?" Velvet notices that one of them is smoking something: Canabis.
"You see what I see?" Velvet asks.
"Canabis." She nods at Cardin's response, Velvet shakes her head and smiles.
"Shotgun?" Cardin nods to her and they get on their bikes. In their eyes: they look like badasses but in everyone's eyes, they looks like a bunch of idiots racing their bikes and trying to looks cool. The two park their bikes in the front of the group and approach the group with pure badassery that they never had before...Its called overconfidence.
"Gentlemen...Having a party?" The rabbit eared girl asks.
"Did you forgot that the use of marajauna is illegal?" Cardin asks.
"I have uh...Glaucoma." The black biker who sounds and looks like Morgan Freeman answered.
"I get nervous in crowds." The bearded one answered.
"Herpes." The group breaks into laughter as the black one takes another smoke but Cardin pushes it away from him.
"You won't mind if the pretty lady searches your bike?" Velvet walks towards the leaders bike and takes off the weed from the bikers mouth sitting on it.
"You won't find shit!" He exclaimed.
"Are you guys real cops? You like a bunch of kids in Halloween." The biker teased with the rest of his gang along with Cardin laughing alongside him.
"I know right! I know!" Cardin replied but the bikers turn to him in silence causing him ti turn into a serious mood.
"How about you show us some respect."
"If he's a cop, I'm animal control!" The third biker laughed.
"Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?!" The biker leader laughs at Velvet's threat.
"You want to beat my dick off?"
"I'll beat your dick off with both hands, lets go! Lets go!" Velvet threatened.
"That's weird man." The fat bearded biker commented.
"She's trying to say that she's going to punch many times in the genital area that your dick will come off." Cardin explained. Velvet finds a pack of cocaine in the bag.
"Why do you have cocaine?" Cardin jumps.
"That's actual drugs!" The two pull out their guns but he bikers get away with Velvet pursuing them
"Wait, I'm suppose to leave them here?" Cardin asks. Cardin then takes his bike and drives it towards the fleeing fat bearded biker while Velvet pursues the black one on foot.
"Your making it worse for yourself!" She continues to pursue him, meanwhile at the pond: the fat bearded biker runs much faster than Cardin on his bikes.
"I will shoot you if you don't slow down! Come on man! Come on!" Cardin warned while driving his bike. Velvet is almost near catching the black one as she runs past numerous crowds of people. Cardin aims his gun as the fat one runs from the left, he parks his bike to path the biker is coming from. He gets off his bike and aims his gun at him.
"Freeze!" He warns but the biker continues running.
"Seriously, I'll shoot you freeze!" The biker continues running towards him.
"Stop it!" He then pushes him aside then continues to run off.
"Your a pussy!" The biker insulted. Meanwhile, Velvet chases down the black biker and she notices a vantage point: Its the parking pillar. She jumps on the pillar and pounces towards the man. She lands on his back and twists him arms then pulls out her hand cuffs.
"You have the right...To suck my dick! Motherfucker!" She cuffs the man. Meanwhile Cardin gets up from his injury and notices that there is a bruise on his arm.
"You know I have rights?" Velvet pelvic thrusts the mans ass.
"Hows that about rights?!" Velvet spots Cardin walking towards her.
"Cardin! We got one! I got him!" Cardin laughs in joy and runs towards Velvet then embraces with him lifting the Faunus girl. The two spin around while cheering, he puts down Velvet.
"Fuck you!" The two shouted in unison.
"Yeaaaaaah!" Velvet yelled.
"Suck. My. Nuts!" He goes over to the bikers head and does a squat on his head while Velvet goes to his back and pelvic thrusts again.
"Suck my nuts on your mothers bed!" Cardin cheered.
"That's right Fuck you!" He pointed to him again, Velvet pulls out her gun.
"We arrest people now!" Velvet yelled.
"Whats up!" She fires her gun in the air as Cardin jumps in fear while cheering.
"Pow! Pow!"
The two enter the police station while cheering at their first bust, Cardin waves his arms gangsta style while Velvet does her victory dance. The two grabs some coffee while talking about their plans for tomorrow.
"Officers Velvet Scarlatina and Cardin Winchester please report to deputy captain Monty Oum." The two enter his office, they take a seat in front of the Asian captain who looks a little bit like L from death note.
"The department was forced to drop the charges because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights." The two sigh in disappointment.
"What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing you have to do when your arresting someone?" He asks, Velvet gets up from her seat.
"I did read him his rights...I did a version of that." She explained.
"Do you even know the Miranda rights?" Its been a long time since she heard them.
"Yes?" Cardin explained.
"Lets hear them then."
"Yeah about that, we have a lot of stuff to do." Cardin replied.
"Can we push it back for another time?" Velvet asks.
"Go ahead, its four declamatory sentences followed by a question with fifty-seven words." She looks at Cardin.
"Okay...Uh...It obviously starts off with you have the right to remain silent..." Cardin stutters then turns to the Faunus girl.
"I heard this before...Um...You have the right to remain an attorney." Monty raises his eyebrow.
"Did you say: You have the right to be an attorney?" He asks them, Velvet intervenes.
"You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to." She answers with the captain nodding his head in frustration.
"Okay...Now where was he?" He turns to Cardin.
"I was...Uh, chasing my perp sir."
"And how did that go for you?" He looks at his elbow, Cardin nods his head and opens his mouth.
"Honestly, he did get away." Monty raises his head.
"And he threw me down. Actually: He fucked up my elbow pretty bad..." Cardin raises his elbow to show his wound.
"May I see that?" Monty asks, Cardin moves closer to him and Monty flicks his wound.
"Ow! Ow..."
"Wow! Just wow! I can't believe idiots like you two managed to gain the title of officer! And I thought the girl would be the smart one but nope, your both idiots in your own way!" Cardin and Velvet look in fear as Captain Monty sits down on his desk.
"Its a good thing were offering you guys a second chance." He puts down a piece of documents on his desk.
"Were reviving an old program from the 80's called jump street and your being assigned to it." They both raise their eyebrows and look at each other.
"Whats that?" Cardin asks.
"Dude to your physical looks and resemblance to teenagers, we will put as undercover officers in a specific combat school like Signal or whatever. Your meeting place is hear." He gives them a map.
The two enter an old Christian Faunus church, on the each side is an equipment while in front of them is a few officers wearing their typical disguises. On the benches is a monkey Faunus who is tan-skinned with short spiky light blonde hair and evergreen eyes, he is wears two wrist bracers and open loose collard jacket and also wears blue khakis tied to up with a white belt with white bandages underneath, and has a chain hanging from his belt. He is sitting next to an orange-haired girl and appears to be shorter than him.
A man steps out of the corner, he seems to resemble Ice Cube.
"Everybody comfortable?" He asks.
"Y-Yeah." Velvet replied as the man get to the podium.
"Get yo MOTHAFUCKIN ass up when I'm talkin." The officers get up.
"You will be goin undercover as combat school students, its like Hogwarts for badassess minus Daniel Radcliff and his wizard buddies." The pair look at each other.
"You are here because simply you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin motha fuckas"
"He's pretty sassy..." Cardin whispered.
"I know what chu thinkin: Angry. Black. Captain. It ain't nothin but a stupid stereotype..."
"Well guess what mothafuckas: I'm black and I worked my ASS off to be the captain." He shrugs.
"And sometimes I get angry...So suck a dick!"
"What I'm trying to show is that you should embrace your stereotypes." He looks at Cardin and Velvet.
"Like this guy right here: handsome and he's probably an ass wipe." Velvet giggles causing him to turn to her.
"And this girl: She's cute, she has bunny ears and is probably the shy one you one wanna score with or hug when she's cryin and is probably awkward and good with money."
"Are you good with money?" Cardin asks causing Velvet to make the ohhhh face. The man notices that they are wearing their police uniforms.
"You know this is an undercover unit right?" He asks.
"I actually...I actually didn't know or got a letter of anything or dress code."
"TEENAGE the fuck up!"
After getting their clothes ready, the officers are lined up in front of the man known as Captain Cube Dickerson. Velvet is wearing armor that shows off some of her curves and has two rabbit emblems on both sides of the armor on the arm while Cardin is wearing a silver-grey armor with golden trim, the chest plate sports a bird with its wings stretched. Cardin feels like a total douche wearing this armor.
"Rule number one of Jump street, Sun!" The monkey Faunus steps up.
"Do not get expelled." He answered.
"No body in the system knows your here beside the professors, you get kicked out of school, your monkey-asses will be kicked out of jump street."
"Rule number two, Penny." The orange haired girl steps forward.
"Do not engage in sexual relationships with any students or teachers sir" Cube looks at Cardin.
"You here that? That's you, don't do it man!"
"What?"
"Keep that dirty dick in yo pants." Cardin looks down at his crotch.
"You pull the dick moves with your partner as your victim so suspicious students will pity him/her. Except no bullying the teachers." Velvet intervenes.
"Sir, I know we come off as just a bunch of killers but were professionals." The captain places his hands on his waist.
"Clearly I wasn't talkin to you bunny titties! You kawaii-desu lookin mothafucka, I was talkin to yo partner over here: fake Asshole Mcgee." Sun grins at Cardin.
"When I'm talkin to him, I'm talkin to him and when I say shut the fuck up then I'm talkin to you." He looks at the two cops.
"Now I want you two sons of bitches in my office."
The pair sit down in front of a computer in Cube's office, he puts on a video from the internet.
"Hello I'm Edgar Free and everyone in school has been talking about this so-" Cube freezes the tape.
"Its a new synthetic drug, goes by the street name: HFS." He continues the video.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY FUCKING SHIIIIIIT!" The video boy covers his eyes.
"They put this on the internet?" Cardin asks.
"Their teenagers man, they're really stupid. So you two should blend right in."
Phase 1: The gigs.
Edgar begins to laugh relentlessly then picks up a chair and lifts it while spinning around with it.
Phase 2: Tripping major Ball sack.
Edgar looks at the camera with a stoned look on his face he then gets on his chair an slams a drum bass.
Phase 3: Over falsity of confidence.
He pulls out a guitar and harmonica.
"Alison will you go out to the prom with me? I know the answer: Its yes." Edgar plays the instruments at the same time.
Phase 4: Fuck yeah mother fucker!
Edgar raises both of his hands and begins dancing, he then takes off his shirt and does a back flip. The video shifts to him skipping on his bed then gets off it to pull off all of the clothes from his closet and wrecks his keyboard set. Edgar then looks at the camera and howls at it, the video ends.
"Dude, I could watch this kid all day!" Velvet laughed.
"This kids hilarious." Cardin giggled.
"Well bad news: His parents found him OD'd in his room two days ago. He's dead." Cardin picks up the picture as Cube sits on his chair.
"Whatever he took, the lab's never seen it before. And what you see, this kid was right: People actually give a shit."
"Sir, I just want to fill out to you that I give a shit." Velvet commented.
Cube looks at Velvet.
"Look at this cup." Velvet looks at the cup.
"What's missing?" He asks.
"Um...Coffee...Water?"
"My fucks." He turns off the computer.
"Right now: HFS is contained but once this drug breaks containment, it turns into a forest fire." Cube turns his chair over to grabs a few documents.
"Now for Cardin: You have a history of athletic talents and charisma, so I want you to hang out with the cool kids."
"Sir, what if the cool kids are discriminatory to the Faunus?" Cardin asks.
"Play along, I dressed up as KKK member once and they didn't even bother to notice that my hand skin color is black."
"Velvet: Since you were a virgin-" Velvet is shocked.
"It says that?"
"No, I assume because you were in the honor roll for two years and had a membership at the gaming club."
"Dammit...Its fine..." Velvet mumbled.
"I want you to join the honors chemistry because we need to find the stuff that cooking it." He hands both fake documents.
"You still have your names but different pasts."
The rest of the jump street unit leaves for their separate assignments, Sun and Penny leave for Atlas while Greg and Gavin left for Mistral. Cardin sits on the benches in front of the statue.
"Hey...Faunus Jesus..." He looks at the statue.
"I don't know if you cater to Faunus or other species but..."
"Its just...Uh...Were a little freaked out, Velvet and I. Were going to combat school and all and the students would probably discriminate her..."
"I just...If their is a time were we both have to suffer, just let that person take the blame on me. Alright?"
"I know we haven't made any arrests and were not the best cops...But Faunus Jesus I want this to work out."
"Um...How does it end?" Behind him is Velvet holding her laughs.
"I haven't learned any prayers...The end?" Velvet laughs at Cardin's mistake causing him to turn around. Behind him is Cube opening his office window.
"Hey! Hey! Stop messing with Faunus Jesus! He don't care about your problems, he's busy! With Faunus shit!"
The pair land in front of Beacon academy, Cardin looks at his mace and his MTS-225 that is contained in his duffel bag while Velvet checks her powers and hidden pistol/ submachine gun. They walk down the path of the school.
"Combat schools work differently than regular schools." Velvet stated.
"How?"
"Well, they never get into student affairs like bullying so..."
"Your going to have to bully because of my heritage or the rest of the Faunus students."
"How do I do that?"
"Easy, just pulling dick moves at me or other students to get some attention. If I act adorable enough, I'm bound to make some friends with suspicious targets." Cardin nods to her.
"Do we have a base of operations? Like ya'know an installation?"
"Yes. I've set it up in an old abandoned tree house that is hidden in the Emerald forest, it is also in charge with the cameras. Also, once I make friends with the suspicious team, I'll call you if there's anything about them linked to HFS."
"Sure." She see's Blake coming towards them in the distance.
"Pull my ears and act like your bullying me." Cardin pulls her rabbit ears.
"Harder." He pulls it real hard.
"Ow! Ow! Stop it! It hurts! Please stop..." Blake gives him a grim look and walks towards him, she round house kicks him in the crotch and proceeds to help the crying Velvet up. She was known for her tears in acting.
Cardin gets up because he is wearing a crotch cup and looks at Velvet. He gives her a thumbs up and smile causing his partner to turn around and wink at him then pull off a smile that is reflecting from the sun. The two leave in the distance.
"Guess I gotta find my own team of assholes..."