critics say :
Do us a fucking favor and kill yourself. This is the worst shit I have ever seen. There is no fucking plot and really? A 99 inch dick? Do you even read the shit that you wrote? Don't even bother fucking updating cause this crap is an insult to the stories that the other writers have written
- fanfiction user Duelwarrior
wut ur dick isnt 99 inches? XD shut up tiny dick boi.
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Kawaii woke up in the middle of the night, the light from the moon softly reflecting onto her naked body. Naruto was next to her, in a deep sleep.
She stroked his blonde hair, a slight pang in her chest keeping her from getting up. She smiled and kissed behind his ear. She showered and dressed, ready to leave
"Kawaii-chan?" Naruto had woken, sitting up in their bed. "Is everything daijobu?" (XD NIHONGO)
"The baby is coming!" SHe screamed nad passed out for 20 seconds before waking up and crying. Naruto held her hand and called 911.
SHE SCREAMED ND BIRTHED THE BABY. It squirted out like the fireworks.
Naruto gasped and ran out wit htears pouring down his soft flesh...KAwaii sobbed as gross baby stuff came out after.
Two hours later Kawaii woke in a handsome man's arms. He had spiku black hair and looked like he was on his period.
"Miss? I am Sasugay." he flipped his hair. "you fell from the sky...welcome to japan-the land of anime."
She gasped.