Hello Meana-San...i am almost 16 ! next week sept 2nd :3 wish me happy birthday nya! it's my senior year desu yo! xD i'm going to harvard for enlgish hopefulyl :)) maybe yale...thats my second choice...and maybe a community college ... just ykidding xD im too smart LOL! xD or, as they say in japan, wwwwwwwwwwww! that means "WALLU WALLU" its like their version of LOL! haha ! WOW!
Anyway...I N this chapter, Kawaii-Chan formelly joins the AYYA (the ai yaoi yuri academie) and start classes. will narotu find her OR the baby? ro will a new romance blossom betwein two unepxekted people? READ TO FIND OUT...
defecated to emiry-chan as usual desu :4
She stopped glowing and sunnk into sasugays arms,. weak
"I am...MY memories are returning to me, Sauuguay..." She quiveed "i am
LUNA KAWAII, thHE MAGIVAL CGIRL "
** BE MY BAD BOY BY CASKADA STARTS PLAYING **
Bee my bad boy...be my man...be my wekend lover but dont be my tomodachi;...
(FORESHAD OWING?!)"
Sasuke stroked her hairss gently. "It will be daijowbu dakara, Kawaii-SAMA...come inside...you will be safe here. At AYYa..."
Kawaii Chawn louked up at his beuatiful sexi (x3) hadnsome faece, and nooded . "Okay, Sausoke...I trust you."
He toke her by the hand and led her inside to the to the to the princpale'z office. "Hokage Nihongo from the land of Hetllaia (XD il uv hetail!), also nown as Principal-chakn, we have a new studento."
"Oh ho ho, ret me see, Sasuke-kun desu desu desu yo!"
"Hokegay princeipal-c han-sama,, my name is Kawaii-Chan."
"Oh, naisu to meet anata, KAWAII CHAN DESU DESU DESU YO!" He was very ha;pyp.
"Principal-chen, there is soemthing I need to speak with you aboput. Just otusidie right now, Kawaii-Chan, turned into...a ma gicval girl desu ka? I don't know how to make sure she is safe here..."
Principal Hokage Sama activated (in japanese, the word is HATSUDO! i know that frome my homeland of JAPNA do DONT call me a WEEABOO i am an OTAKU.. -_-) his master JUTSU and thrust a fist through kawaiis hot boobies (xD HENTAI). "OHWOWOWOWOWO! Oh my josh...Kawaii Chan, who was your okaa-san?"
Kawaii chan looked away, "My okawsan died when I was little. Her name was Moon P. Hime. She always did love that moon...until she was ate...by hte wofs."
"Kawaii-kun, your owkawsan was actually...a goddess...she is inside u noaw"
"Haha gay" said sauke. "I mean, continue"
"Principale," The door oppened to reveal a not sexy at ALLL man with red hair and some big fuckin (xD i swoar dont tell my madre :0000) container named Gahera. "One of the studentes died. Kiba or something...NOT by SAND..."
"So... my okaasan is basicly inside of ore? I mean watashi? I am not a boy lol."
"ya," said Principal Oakage Nippon. "desu desu ddesu yoooooooohohoho desu desu desu yo desu"
Kawaii TEared and ran out,u pset but also kinda happy that her love okaasan was inside her soul still. Her mommie woul d always be with her...always...always...desu...
but how was it her mother was insider her?/
"KAWAII WAITU" Sasuke HSOUTED BEHIND HER
"japean hokage principale-sama ipricne told mm e someting else!"
"what :OOO"
"kawaii you... you have xtrEeme powers, XTREME powers, EXTREME powers! ERY DANGER, MOAR POWERUL THAN I OR ITCHY ("my STUPID EMO BAKA ONIISAN) SATANKUN WILL COME T DETROY YOU WITHIN TIME
And the more you use yer powers...the weker u weill become..."
Kawaii put her pullow down onto the bed and waited to meet her future tomodachi, her rummate. "Im so nervous desu..." She said. painting her nails. "Even though im the gratest."
A soft knocku came on the door of the room that was originally the roommates and not even kawaiis so why they knocked i dont know. But Anywya they entered. "O-Oh...a roommate?"
"Oh. M. Gee.! It's my childhood friend Hiatun! I mean, Hinata, sorr it has been so long my dear fomodatchi-chany : ) "
"Oh Wow, is that reall u kawaii chan? I dont know if we were friends, since the only time we met was when u ordered ur wolfes to kill me, but oh well. Itathats in the past. I hear u were a goddess"
"aw thanks :) " said kawaii. "Im the gratest, apperently.."
"Ya...i heard my crush is coming to the school tomorrow, kAiwai chan :3"
"wanna gospel?"
"About WHO?" She asked, curious. "Is it about Saruka? I hate that BITCH! All she talks about is Sasucon and my crush likes herr.. shes not evern nice to hime.``
"Oh, who is your crush nandayo?"
"Oh...Oh...Oh-dd-d-d-desu...IUt's naruto UZusmake kun..."
Kawaii chan GASPED "THAT IS MY B BABBY's OTOESLAWN-SAN"
"HE DID THE sexual with you?" She was dishartened." I wanted his ichi time to be with me...on our wedding desu.."
KAwaii-Chan stomped out of the room and waited at the entrance of the acamdeiy of AYYA. She was wearing a nice new uniform tat fitted her farm pefectly. Then the wolves came. and tore it up, killing Ino in the pricess. Nobody cared...nobody.A t all. Except Gaara, he tried to tell someone, but nothing happened.
A boy, with long, blond hair, and a nice, ornage shiurt walked in. "Kawaii-chan..."
"oh, Fabio!" Said kawaii chan. "Is that my package?"
He handed her a small gift box wrapped in flesh. "This is all I could find. Sorry, my Queen."
Now that it was knwnKawaii would become teh mostest powerful bean some ppl said that too her.
Now, a slightly less attrctive but similar persawn that eeverybody knew came in. "Kawaiichgab!"
"Where's the baby?!" Yelled Kowie-chan. "Where is the baby?!"
"Oh...right...teh baby...Well, the ramen was good. Believe it!" XD Said .
Kawaii FUMED. "I CANNTO BELOEVE YOU SOL T HE OUR BELIVEDBABY! FOR RAMUNE"
Even Hianta had to say 'cold'
"U Left mi and Jugo-chan alone...so I had to have some wya to survive the journey to get back to you...my luv..." he winked sexiiily.
"No, " A deep SEXI voice yelled. It was Sasugoem. "I will not let you take the girl I love awayform me."
Sakura went "AHHHH! Oh my god!"
"SakurA?!" Said Narutoo. " OH shit, the restrainiong order! FUck! Dont call the polcide!"
She didnt even care anymore, "NAruto you... you ... BAKA!" She did that thing where she held her hands near her mouth and squeee d angriloy.
nauroto got off on on tahwt sorta.
Sasuko placed a hand onthe greifing Kawaii-chan's shouylder. "Like I said...I will proetotype toy...from Satan, and from annoying blondes."
"Im a brunette" said Naurto.
"No ur not" said everyone
"Darn it" Said Naruto. "so...sakura"
"ur flirting with her now? we had a bebe...a precious little flesh sack...and now she is GONE desu..."
Sudennyly Nipone Hookange Prinepal Lorde-sama appeared on the scene sicne he was pricipale and a sutdent had died right there again. however h was not exepcting this crowed "okay, break it up desu desu desu yo desu desu it up desu desu desu yo break it up yo dessu. "
the students broke it up desu yo.
"Narotouro...I forgot to tell u...now that we have been eetchy, in the bed, xD, you...may have...herpes and also you might have a fragment of the moon inside of u. Im not sure yet...but all I know now is that I can use every Jutsu ever known to ninjakind."
"wahut i thought aiw as msot power? of friendship?"
"no, not anymore." she shredded away, flipp her hair as small amounts of her power leaked from her pores, eyes, nails, mouth, nose, ears, skin, and foliclekes. It was beautiful a s helck tought all the boiz (x33),. She lamost tripped on shite Inos body, but no on dated laugh at hore.
As she had endup stoomping off to the bathrom to rechovr, she suddenly cougtted up alot oof blood (x00 oh no! ) with moon poe fagmnerntz mixed insood. the bloode on teh haded overoosed her power already?!...tings began to get dark...she PASSED OUT. desu desu yo. desuUU
"Kawaii...!" She barely heare D saurugon's voice calling for her before evertiing went BLACK.
oh know! waht will hppean to kakwaiii-chan? wil,l seh live? we do tntot know (well, I do xDDD and emiry chan! and erinchan! and luccachan!)
well i hope u liked it :) longest chapter uet! i tpld u guys id get better at writing. proved u wrong, duel warrior AKA Brains 2 or whatever ur SHITE name is...u didnt even put me on ur disliekd writers list u garbage man.
Critics say...
"Up Yours chapter 1 . Aug 20
Dude fuck BrainII and kunt-destroyer420 there nothing but A couple of faggot leeching off other author's."
Arigatou, Up Yours-chan!
"Elder Sibling chapter 1 . Aug 20
My god, what an Imbecilic child"
Yeah...KAwaii can be a baka, thats for sure! *audience laughign*
