And so we begin with the actual plot line of Subspace Emissary! It starts with Anastazia going to Midair Stadium to 'watch' the battle between Mario and Kirby...and well you know the rest...With out further ado... Chapter 2

(Anastazia's P.O.V)

"REALLY!" I said to myself in response to Ganondorf's sudden transportation. As I regained my balance I took notice of how high up we were and how packed this one area was.

"AND HERE COMES OUR TWO SPECIAL GUESTS! Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom!" The announcer yelled as a woman in a pink dress and blonde hair came walking out. She wore a small gold crown on her hair. Hands and arms were covered in long white silk gloves and wore a few rings. She looked like how a princess would look like in a story book. She blew kisses and the crowd went wild. I, however, rolled my eyes and waited for the other one.

"AND ALL THE WAY FROM HYRULE! THE ONE AND ONLY..PRINCESS ZELDA!"

My teeth were clenched as she walked out, all perfect and alive.

"And here comes our two fighters of the hour!" On this side we have Kirby! A ball of well who knows whose appetite consists of ANYTHING! He hales from Dream World like his rival Meta Knight!"

A pink ball came bouncing in and yelled to the crowd. "HEYYYYY Guys! Where is this Mario? Did he go home already?"

The crowd laughed.

"Pompous jerk." I grumbled.

"Oh look who it is! The world-famous plumber turned hero, haling from the Mushroom world...Mr. Mario!"

Mario looked like he was the owner of a pizza shop in Italy who ate way to many of his own pizzas. He looked like Wario. Wow, similar name, similar looks...awkward.

"Mama Mia! Its-a Kirby! Are we doing this?"

"Well, duhhhhhhhh, it's for charity remember." Kirby responded.

"UGH! They are good people." I groaned as I sat in the shadows watching this 'friendly' battle.

The battle was FINALLY over when Kirby turned Mario into a trophy, which I guess that symbolized defeat? Kirby touched the stand of Mario's trophy and instantly revived the red and blue Italian. The shook hands and the crowd cheered in response. Although, that excitement faded quickly when the sky became a blood red. A large ship floated through the sky above the stadium. Suddenly, a cloaked figure with robotic eyes floated down with what I'm guessing is a subspace bomb. I smirked. This was it, the plan was finally in action. Two robots plugged their arms in the sides of the bomb causing it to open and showed a time of 3 minutes. Mario, Zelda, Peach, and Kirby started to freak out.

"I got it! They won't get away-" Mario shouted as he ran up to the bomb, but I shot a cannonball at him. Making the hero fly out of the stadium and into he sky.

"NAILED IT!" I shouted and hoped no one heard that.

"MARIO! WHY THE HELL DID YO-"

"KIRBY! Save us!" Zelda screamed. Both princesses were trapped in cages that were being held by a giant Venus fly trap, like creature called Petey piranha. He yelled at Kirby.

"Holy Shit." He breathed. The evil facial expression remained on my face as I watched the puff-ball fight to save the two princesses who were both perfectly capable of saving themselves.

"This is boring!" I complained. It was true, Kirby vs. 2 cages, was basically a never-ending battle now. Kirby would land a hit but Petey would throw two hits back with the cages. He was working hard to save both princesses. I then got an idea to make this fight interesting.

"Hmm. Instead of saving both Royal bitches, you will save one! Ahaha!" I said under my breath while basically cursing Kirby. A sudden explosion of the plant made me smirk in delight. Kirby ended up saving Peach. Good choice.

"I'M A PIRATE, BITCHES! Look at this giant gun!" I heard the annoying voice of Wario say as he appeared from the sky with a large cannon.

"Oh shit! It's the invasion of the pirates! What am I going to do?" Kirby told Wario sarcastically. "Here! Take her!" He threw himself behind the princess.

"Coward...oh looks like you missed one!" Warios eyes darted to where the explosion was. Once the smoke cleared, it revealed Zelda on the ground with her foot caught under the cage. I giggled at the sight.

"Kirby you stupid thing!" She exclaimed.

"Sorry, Zelda!"

"SORRY?! Sorry doesn't cut it!"

"Enough." Wario then charged up the canon and released a blast of dark energy in the shape of an arrow that pierced Zelda and turned her into a trophy.

"DAYYYUM!" Peach and Kirby said together. Wario cackled as he took Zeldas trophy.

"You...all...should...be...WARNED! HAHAHA!"

"Well, he's cool." A voice said behind me. I turned around to see a familiar figure. Giant mask, long robes, crazy voice.

"ZANT!" I breathed. "Wh-what are you doing here?"

"Oh, my god told me I might find you here."

"Kirby! We have to get her back!" Peach yelled. I saw that the two were running and left on a star.

"What-" Zant said. I grabbed his arm and transported out of this stadium before we were killed.

We landed in a dark damp jungle.

"Oh...gods. Why did you do that?"

"Sorry, but I was saving your life. And, what happened-"

"Look at that! It's a giant man with no face! OMG HE'S SO...SLENDER!" Zant pointed to someone in the forest. He was just standing there.

"Hello!" He said walking towards us. He had something raised above his head. I dashed behind the Usurper King.

"What are you doing?!" Zant asked.

"He's got a knife! Run away!" We ran away from Slenderman, but then I heard him sniffle even though he had no nose.

"I- I have cake. No one loves me."

I walked back, and saw that he REALLY did have cake. "You okay?"

"Want some cake?" He held a giant sheet cake in his long arms that was a very odd color. It was like a fleshy color with red accents.

"Wh-what kind of cake is that?" I asked him trying to hold back my vomit.

"Human."

"YOU LIKE HUMAN FLAVOR CAKE TOO?!" Zant exclaimed as he appeared next to me.

"Yeah, but no one likes it. But, you like that flavor?"

"HELL YEAH!"

"Whats your favorite color, Mask guy?"

"Red...the color of blood..warm tasty blood."

" .GOD. ME TOO!"

"We are like already best friends! Want to go hangout and eat this cake?"

Zant looked at me and removed his helmet. "Sorry, Anastazia, but I'm going to go hangout with my new BFF!"

Slenderman looked at me and bent down to my level. "I have a BFF!"

I put my hand on the mans shoulder. "Congratulations, you have a lunatic for a friend. I think you would be perfect friends with him."

"I KNOW RIGHT! You aren't mad that I'm taking your boyfriend-"

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD UP, SLENDERMAN. This man is not my boyfriend, nor is he my friend. Take him. Keep him. I don't want him any longer."

"Ana, that-that's-"

"I know, Zant."

"THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME!"

"Wow...that's depressing." I responded. "But, whatever, Ganondorf sent me on a mission and it's my job to complete it. So...goodbye Zant." I left him with his new psychotic friend as they ate the human flavored cake. Anyways, I began walking through the jungle, aimlessly.

"DAMN THINGS! GET OUT OF MY WAY! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S DK DINNER TIME?" I heard a loud booming voice say. I turned suddenly to see a large ape rushing out of the western end of the Jungle. He was wearing a tie. Hmm. Classy. He roared in anger. "Give me back my fucking bananas you whores!"

I peered down at the ledge where I was to see what he was yelling at. A cart carrying a huge load of bananas was seen driving around with a turtle thing controlling it. The cart shot 3 or 4 Bullet Bills (A type of bullet with a face on it) at the ape. Instead of him killing them with his muscular arms., he just stood there with an attack ready face.

"The names Kong! Diddy Kong, motha-fukas!" A smaller ape said a they came dashing out of the jungle and shot himself off of DKs' back. He fired 2 peanut at the bullets. Peanuts? What the hell is wrong with this world? They were instantly shot down while the third was killed within seconds.

"Lets go get our damn bananas, yo."DK told Diddy. They jumped off the cliff. I ran to see where they went or if they died 'tragically'. The two monkeys ran off to find the cart, while I sat on the edge of the cliff and sighed.

"Is this my only joy in life?" I said. "Chasing peanut shooting monkeys and apes with ties?"

"Is that what you want it to be?" Someone replied. I leaned my head back to see Ganondorf staring down at me. "What are you doing? I thought I told you to follow them."

"Sorry, but they-"

"Got away? No, they aren't going to be chasing bananas forever, Ana. I sent Bowser to turn them into trophies when they stopped." He said sitting down next to me.

"Why did you send Zant here?" I asked him.

"What? Zant's here?"

"Oh don't play coy with me. He told me you told him that he would find me at Midair Stadium."

"Ana, I never sent Zant anywhere. I didn't even know he was here."

"Well, he's here, in this world."

"Then, I need to find him. I want my powers back. The ones I gave him, that he abused." Ganon yelled as he began to get up, but I stopped him.

"There's no use. He went off with some guy named Slenderman. Apparently, they went to go share a Human flavored cake."

He shuddered. "That was one reason I really wanted to get out of that realm with him. He kept asking me if I wanted a slice of Human cake."

"Well, did you tell him that you were a giant floating head and you can't eat anything?" I asked him.

"Of course I told him that. But, do you- never mind. How's your arm?"

"Oh, the one you karate chopped the shit out of? Bruised and yet not broken."

"Sorry, that I put a bit of pressure on it."

"It's fine, as long as its healed. I don't want to break it again. I can't stand wearing braces for anything."

I heard him laugh. "So, I'm guessing that the braces you had on your teeth were hell?"

I slapped his shoulder. "NO SHIT! They were painful."

"Well, that pain paid off then, didn't it? You have straight teeth now."

"I did bite the dentist as soon as I got them off. Made him bleed a lot. So, yes?"

"I didn't know you did that."

I stretched out my arms and nearly smacked him in the face. "Yeah, I do a bunch of evil things that I don't tell you."

"Oh, really like what?"

"Well, killed the mayor of Hyrule when you were visiting your hometown that one time."

He got up and crossed his arms. "Ha, no you didn't."

I got to my feet. "Yes I did."

"Why?"

"He was trying to tell me what to do."

He smirked. "You really don't like people telling you want to do, don't you?"

I wandered around and picked a berry off of a tree and ate it. "The hell I- OH GOD! THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!" I exclaimed as I spit the piece of fruit out of my mouth. I head Ganondorf laugh.

"Oh, you think that's funny, don't you?"

He nodded. "I could have told you that those berries were awful."

"AND YOU CHOSE NOT TOO, WHY?" I yelled trying to get the taste out of my mouth.

"Because I wanted to see your reaction."

"You are an asshole."

"Well, you are a bitch."

"Asshole!"

"BITCH!"

"This conversation has no point whatsoever!"

"I KNOW!"

"THEN WHY ARE WE HAVING IT?!"

"HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW!"

I laughed and shook my head.

"Now whats so funny?" he asked. I walked over to him and wrapped my arms around his neck In a sudden burst of affection, that I never experienced. "Ana? What are you doing?"

"Giving you a hug, duh." I let him go, and he stared at me.

"Why would you do that?"

"Because, no matter how much you and I may insult one another, we could never hate each other. Is that true, or not?"

"Well, I guess that's true."

"Then calm down. Now, why are you here? I never did ask you that."

"Oh, I came here to give you this. It's so, that we can all communicate with each other. For directions and whatnot." He gave me a Blue tooth earpiece.

"Okay? Can't we just-"

"NO! This is my way, and we're going with my plan!" He exclaimed. I took the earpiece and set it around my right earlobe.

"You, don't need to freak out." I told him as I was adjusting it.

"You're right, Ana. Sorry."

"Stop apologizing. You don't need to say 'sorry' for everything, you know."

He smiled. "So, what's my next-"

"MARIO! HE'S OVER THERE!" A voice yelled. I looked up to see an angel flying through the sky while Mario held onto the angel's arm. Once the flew past us, I looked at Ganon, who had the same facial expression as I did.

"Did- did you just see that" He asked. I nodded. "W-why don't you follow them."

"I think it would be best to do that. I have to go back to the hideout."

"I'll try to make their journey hell."

"Aww...you don't know how proud I am to hear you say that." He ask hugging me. I was being squished against his heavily armored chest so, it kind of was painful. "I've raised you so well."

"Let me go!" I said.

"Oh, sorry." He released me from his embrace causing me to gasp for air.

"Don't do that. Again." I said trying to catch my breath.

"Well, fine then! I'll be off."

"Right. You do that."

Ganon then left, leaving me to deal with those two boys. I jumped off of the ledge and began making my way out of the jungle and trying to find those two.

I eventually found them running towards the Ancient Minister, aka the cloaked figure with the bombs.

"IT WOULD BE EASIER IF HE WOULD STOP MOVING!" The angel said as he was shooting arrows at the robot.

"Not shit, Sherlock! How long did it take for you to figure that one out, Pit?" Mario asked as he jumped and attempted to grab the robot, but failed.

"THANK YOU!" Pit, the angel, then used Mario's head as a step farther to get to the Minister, but failed.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! You can't get me!" the robot cackled as he left the two,

"Mario, sorry about that." Pit told Mario as he helped him up. Pit had white angel wings, brown hair, and wore a wreath of golden leaves on his head. He must work for an Angel Defense Force or something.

"It's alright Pit. But he's fast."

"Let's go, who knows what else he's planning."

The two heroes then began running in the direction the Ancient Minister zoomed off too.

Once they were gone, I began walking around the area that I was in, which was a plain. Suddenly, I fell to the ground due to a loud high-pitched sound that sliced through my eardrum.

"ANASTAZIA!" It was Ganondorf. Once I was able to get up and regain my hearing.

"What? What would you possibly want!?" I responded in an angry voice.

"What did I do?"

"That screaming sound that nearly killed my ears, dammit!"

"Well, soorrryy."

"What do you want?"

"Apparently Wario captured Donkey Kong. Diddy Kong was thrown into the sky. Zelda was also captured, to my delight."

"Yay?"

"Oh, don't sound anymore caring, I can't stand it."

"This is no time to be sarcastic, Ganondorf. Where do I go next?"

"Ummmm...There is movement of someone near the lake that happens to be close to you."

"Well, I guess that's where I go."

"Wait, before you go, do you know what happened to my Lays?"

I rolled my eyes and cut off the call, then began running into the plain in the same direction as Mario and Pit. Maybe they would come across a lake.

So, Chapter 2...done! I hope you enjoyed my inclusion of Zant and Slenderman, Next chapter continues the plot line as we have the introduction of Fox, Lucas, Ness, Red (Pokémon Trainer), and possibly Marth, Ike, and Meta Knight. Thanks for reading!