I'm back with Chapter 10 of Legion of Doom, and last chapter we found out that Anastazia is Ganondorf's biological daughter and she already knew that. The Ice Climbers are jumping around, Lucario doesn't like people, Captain Falcon is a douche for killing Olimars Pikmin, oh and Olimar is crazy. Cia returns and lemme tell you...BITCH ALERT! Now, Chapter 10!
Chapter 10
(Ganondorf's P.O.V)
"Shit! What are we going to do!?" Ike yelled as all the shadow bugs began swarming around the piece of land they were on. Ike, Lucas, Marth, and Red backed up and started to get into a battle ready stance.
"There's too many!" Red exclaimed as he threw the poke ball back and forth.
"IT'S THEIR FAULT!" Marth pointed to the Halberd and the Ice Climbers who fell onto the ground in front of them. Although, instead of Marth pointing his finger at Cia and the Halberd, he should be pointing at Anastazia. It was her fault.
"Don't blame them! Blame the creators of the damn shadow bugs, or the person behind this crap!" Lucas said as he began freezing primids with a psychic powers he had. Suddenly, the group of smashers looked to the side and saw the team consisting of Link, Mario, Kirby, Pit, and Yoshi.
"DON'T WORRY BITCHES! We're here to save your asses!" Link announced as his team breached the top of the cliff.
"LET'S KILL THESE MUTHA-SUKAS!" Mario shouted as they jumped down and joined the group of five below them.
"Why is there so much battling!" Ana complained with hand gestures, and smacking me in the face.
"OW!" I yelled. "That was my eye, dammit!"
She looked up at me. "Sorry." she said with an apologetic smile. "Oh look, that battle didn't last long. Ha, Link is hurt. See? He's in a pool of his own blood!" Anastazia began to laugh with great evil to herself.
"Okay, calm down, Miss Murderess, you don't need to go crazy." I told her while she glanced up at me with her eyes that sent messages of evil into your very soul.
"Don't tell me what to do." She said coldly while turning her head back to the screen.
She was right, Link was hurt badly, to my delight, the others were hurt as well, but not as badly. Marth had a dislocated shoulder, Lucas held his eye, Red was tending to his Pokémon who were bruised, Ike was rubbing his hand and cringing, he must have broken the bones, Mario and Yoshi were cut up, Kirby had a large bump on his head, Pit had damaged his wings and was unable to fly, and the Ice Climbers were looking at their hammers in sadness.
"Well, that was a good plan, Ana. Your anger paid off." I told her.
"Of course it did. I mean doesn't it always work."
"No it doesn't. Remember when you tried to take your anger out on me, and you ended up breaking your arm? Yeah, backfire 101."
"We don't speak of that."
"Yeah, we don't speak of a lot of things."
She looked up at me. "Great and Powerful Ganondorf who can't run down stairs?"
I clenched my teeth and shook my head. "THAT is one thing we NEVER speak of, and you know that."
She smiled. "I know. Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Well-" I said while trying to avoid eye contact with her.
"SHUT UP!"
"I didn't say anything." When I looked at her, I saw that she was staring at me with steel behind her eyes. I knew she wasn't happy. "Anastazia, you don't need to stare deep into my soul."
"You were implying that I was stupid, father."
"Oh, please." I said, while rolling my eyes and looking away. She exhaled through her nose in anger.
"You-"
"LINK! Are you alright!" Pit yelled, which interrupted the thing Ana was about to say. She quickly turned her head to the monitor. Pit was kneeling next to Link's unconscious body that was covered in blood. "Is he dead?"
Red walked over to the hero's body. "I don't think so, I mean he is clearly breathing, but when he wakes up, he will be very weak."
"Well we need to go to another place, one that is not infested with the remains of bodies. He either needs to get up or be carried." Ike explained to the group. "I can't, those damn Primids broke my hand."
They all looked at each other, then at Link. All debating on who is going to carry the boy, who is an asshole.
"I'll carry him." Pit said stepping up. "I think it's the right thing to do. I mean, he saved me from an incoming attack after a Primid stole my ability to fly." He then managed to pick up the bleeding hero and threw him over his shoulder. All the others looked at him, confused by the fact that this angel could have a young man over his shoulder and not be phased about the added weight.
"Are you sure about this, Pit?" Ike asked.
"Yes, don't worry. I've been through worse, now let's go. Before another attack is launched on us."
They all agreed and began walking away from the Canyon full of decaying bodies of the defeated Primids, while the screen went black. I found that Ana had fallen asleep amidst the reconciliation of the group. I still had my arms wrapped around her as well.
"Anastazia?" I said, hoping she would wake up and move to the other side of the couch so I could change the screen to a different group trying to halt our plans. She didn't move. I sighed and hung my head due to her stubbornness of sleeping. I then remembered one way on waking her up. I grabbed a lock of her hair and pulled it. Her eyes flashed open and got up, allowing me to change the screen.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" She exclaimed. "Do you not know that hurts!"
"Well of course I do, that's why it always works on waking you up." I said enthusiastically.
"Why did you wake me up! I was finally getting real sleep." she sat back down and glared at me.
"What about the last few nights! You've slept perfectly fine. And now you say that you were finally getting some real sleep? What have you been doing while I was asleep. dammit!"
She looked at her healing foot, which still had a bunch of unhealed stitches. How she could even walk on that foot was unknown to me. She has to be in severe pain all the time with that foot. "Sleep has always been an issue for me, due to my troubled childhood, Ganon. I never know what's real and what's a dream. I would wake up in the middle of the night, with tears trailing down my face from realizing that what had happened in the dream WAS just a dream. Sometimes, I won't even go back to sleep due to how vivid and horrifying these dreams were. Death reigns over it all. He manages to crawl his way into my brain and be the puppeteer over my dreams, thus causing all the darkness and death that causes me to wake up in a cold sweat, a jolt running down my spine, and an increased sense of anger."
"Darkness? Death?" I repeated. "Why be afraid of that? Ana, you cause both of those. You-"
"You don't realize that this darkness and death is caused by you. Your presence in my dreams takes over Death's job. You would manipulate the cinematic sequence of my dream to cause certain doom and demise-"
"D-Demise?" I stuttered. That name. It was like a blade ripping its way in my chest. Demise, the point I was like this. The hatred of Zelda and Link. The cruel, yet sarcastic personality. All matched with the overwhelming sense of being committed to a very small number of things. "What kind of Demise?"
"Demise, as in someones death. Why, is there a person named Demise?"
I got up and folded my arms across my chest, without looking at her. "Demise is not a person. He is a demon that once was Imprisoned by the Goddess Hylia. He rose once again, but now...he remains in the sword Link carries with him. Demise is sealed within the Master Sword, slowly decaying. Yet not slow enough. He was once an all-powerful Demon King, single-handedly taking out hordes of people without any help. The land he razed was Hyrule, but it was then known as The Surface. It looked nothing like the Hyrule you know. There had been a great battle with Demise against Hylia. Fearing that he would kill everyone, she sent a large piece of rock with all the remaining humans to the sky, thus saving them from Demise's destruction. But, she had faced grave injuries and she transferred her soul into the body of a mortal. The goddess had many upon many clues on how to defeat Demise, should he return once again, for her chosen Hero. The prophecy had been true, and he rose once more, thanks to the help of his servant, Ghirahim."
"And you know this...how? Exactly?" She asked.
"It's complicated, Anastazia. I've been here for centuries, and I still don't know everything about this world."
"Well, you must have some connection with Demise, I mean he sounds just like you, and did things that you had done."
I sighed. There was more secrets I had to hide from Ana than just the one I already told her. But, that didn't relieve ANY stress and overall guilt on these hidden links to my origins. I couldn't explain everything to her yet. All I could do was hope she doesn't ask about direct relatives. THERE. There would be a problem.
"Well, well, well." I heard Cia say in her unusually high-pitched voice. I spun on my heels to see her without her mask. Damn! Now I can't crush her mask under my boot! I thought to myself. She was perched on the control panel for the monitor. Her staff, glowing with a deep violet symbolized the evil that dwelled inside her black heart, given if she even had one, was leaning next to her, while she looked at her nails. Cia looked at us and her lips formed into a twisted smile woven together with threads of corruption that still lingered. "It looks like we have the Princess and her worthless long-haired King. Hm."
Anastazia caused a ball of dark energy to form in her right hand, while the left was still wrapped with the segment of my cape to stop the bleeding on her wrist. Even from behind, I could tell Ana's eyes were locked on Cia's purple colored iris'.
"Oh, looks like Little Miss Princess knows how to use magic after all. How many tries did it take you to master forming a sphere? I know you are a true blonde at heart, Anastazia. You aren't fooling me with your red hair. Bad choice as well. Talk about a Fashion DON'T!"
"I should be telling you the same thing. I mean white hair and an EXTREMELY revealing outfit? What are you, the next Hyrulean Playboy? Because, you aren't worthy." Ana said as she aimed the energy at Cia, and threw it at her, which caused the Black Witch to be knocked to the ground.
"YOU STUPID BITCH!" She exclaimed while getting up and finding out that she had a bloody nose. "How dare you! YOU APPROVE OF THIS!" Cia looked at me while saying that. I didn't move, but I only laughed menacingly.
"I raised her as my equal, Cia. I didn't raise a failure, if I did, then she would have been dead decades ago." I said while moving next to Ana, who still had her eyes locked on Cia. "You just happen to be jealous that she is a better wielder of magic and weapons than you. Mostly because she never tried to kill me."
Cia clenched her teeth and dashed towards us. Next thing I saw was that she was thrown to the ground all the way across the room, by Ana. She looked up at me and smirked. Ana then walked over to Cia and kicked her staff out-of-the-way as if she was a high school bully and she had tripped one of the geeks. The white-haired witch bared her teeth at my daughter.
"You have no business her, Cia." Ana growled in a murderess voice. "You will leave."
I formed a flaming ball of fire in my hand and laced it with a power that caused chains to appear on whoever is hit. With a devilish grin and no mercy at all for this incapacitated woman, I threw it at her, which chained her to the wall. Unable to wield her staff or magic.
"You seem to want something, Cia." I said. "If so, what?"
Cia chuckled in her maniacal tone. "Oh, I will have what I want soon enough. And with it, I will be able to kill you and your little daughter, along with anyone who dares defy me."
"What are you? Zant? I've been down that road." Ana implied.
"You both are just tokens for a game being played by someone else, but with the prize I shall receive, we can all be powerful. Take down the Smashers once and fore all. What do you say?" She coaxed with a cunning smile.
"I don't think so. You, on the other hand shall return to the Halberd and sail on a trackless course in the sky." I told her while pushing past Anastazia and getting up in Cia's face, which had no war marks on it, unlike Ana. Without another word, I sent her back to where she had come from. Halberd meaning. I turned around to see Ana with a proudly evil smirk painted on her face. Eyes were melted of being frozen on one target, and she blinked slowly.
"She's had it too good for too long." She said. "Cia needed to realize what she was up against."
"You're right, but I think she should have been killed instead."
"You were the one who wanted to kill her and you had the perfect opportunity, but no, you sent her back to the Halberd. Why, Ganondorf? Why?"
I realized that she was correct. "Dammit!"
"Maybe she'll crash into the water, she can't escape. Mainly because she left her staff here, and you know as well as I do, that is the source of her power. Without it she is virtually mortal and vulnerable." Ana was saying as she picked up the heavily detailed and demonic weapon. The dark purple crystal glowed with Cia's magic. Anastazia smirked as she held the horrid and basically possessed staff. The hand that held it outlined itself in a strange color. "What the hell?" she said looking at her now normal colored hand.
"Okay, if that was a symbol of Cia corrupting you, then that's it. I would have to kill you." I admitted. It was true. Once Cia had a hold of something she wouldn't let it go. If she had control of Anastazia and her powers then the only thing I could do was murder her. Battle her with pure cruelty and a mind with one goal. A goal that forcibly took the life of my daughter. Although, I didn't know if that would even happen. Maybe Anastazia had received Cia's powers, which would defiantly cause her to become a threat.
"Well that seemed positive, Ganondorf." Ana said sarcastically. "The only thing you can do is kill me if I am corrupted. Great plan!"
"It's true. Now, with this behind us, why don't we go see if Cia drowns."
Her face lit up with a smile and wide eyes as she sat down on the couch. The demon staff leaned against the wall where Cia had been chained.
"What happened to you sleeping, Ana?" I asked while standing behind her. "You kind of went crazy from me pulling your hair to wake you up, then explaining how I would control your dreams and make them so frightening that you couldn't go back to sleep, next came the discussion of Demise, and now Cia and her presence. I'm surprised that you aren't dead tired yet."
She sighed and ran her bandaged hand through her hair. "I am tired, but honestly I doesn't matter, okay? So, are we going to make lives horrid or not?"
I hung my head. "Fine! If you say so..." But, before I could even sit down, Master Hand popped up on the monitor.
"YOU TWO!" He yelled furiously. His finger pointed to both of us, leading me to believe that we didn't do something he told us to do. "HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T EXPLODED THE ISLAND YET!"
Anastazia and I exchanged looks, which were both full of dread and realization, followed by an overwhelming sense of failure that neither of us enjoy.
"Sir, we-" Ana began, but was stopped.
"DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, MISSY!?"
I looked at the ceiling. "Don't freak out, don't freak out." I muttered to myself in hoping she wouldn't go into her bitch mode, especially with this crazy lunatic of a leader, who has no authority to tell us what to do.
"Okay, I'm going to stay calm about this. It's not like this is some big deal." she said, while breathing heavily and right eye twitching.
"Sir, we were caught up in the dealings with Cia. We shall do what you have instructed. Don't doubt us." I told the hand.
"Cia? Who is this Cia?"
"You don't know?" Ana asked now out of her crazed trance. "I thought you recruited her!"
"Ana, Master Hand didn't recruit her, she put herself in this situation. He has no idea what we have to deal with." I said to her.
"Well, GET TO WORK! I can't wait for this any longer!" The screen showing Master Hand turned black.
"She chose this? Why?" Ana was saying as she grabbed the staff and sat down. "Why did she even-"
"Anastazia, we do not question her. She's here for one reason, and it's not about making lives hell."
"Then what is it that she wants?"
I looked at my hand that held the Triforce of Power and furrowed my eyebrows due to anger, as the triangle glowed on the back of my hand. I turned to her. "She wants the Triforce. That's why she's here."
Ana tossed the staff onto the ground and stood up suddenly. "WHAT? I-I thought that's what you are supposed to do!"
"Yes, I am supposed to do that, but now Cia has that goal in mind. Link and Zelda are the two others with the Triforce. You know I don't care for them at all. She can take their pieces and kill them, but if she manages to get the full Triforce, then she would be unstoppable. Mad with power. Unable to realize what she's doing to herself and others around her-"
"Narcissistic Personality Disorder." Ana said calmly. "Someone with NPD is preoccupied with personal adequacy, power, prestige and vanity, mentally unable to see the destructive damage they are causing to themselves and to others in the process."
Maybe I have that, I thought to myself.
"Now, instead of talking about what Cia is going through and what she has to live with, why don't we do the task Master Hand told us to do in the first place."
"HOW CAN I FOCUS ON STUFF LIKE THAT WHEN I COULD BE POSSIBLY HUNTED DOWN BY SOME CRAZY WHITE HAIRED BITCH AND SHE STEALS MY FUCKING POWER, ANASTAZIA!" I shouted while beginning to freak out. I paced around the room while Ana just sat on the couch and watched me have a mental breakdown. I'm pretty sure she was laughing inside, but all her face showed was concern and overall confusion.
"Ganon?"
"I mean this is ridiculous! Who would want to hunt me down? I would just kill them anyways! But, now,"
"Ganondorf?"
"Cia has no right. Was this all her plan? To harass us both into submission? Then, expect us to share the Triforce amongst each other? WHAT THE-"
"FATHER!" Ana yelled as she held on to my shoulders. "Stop freaking out. Cia is not going to take the Triforce piece you possess because well you can easily defend yourself and you're Ganondorf'."
"Oh what do you know, Ana? You just don't get it." I said moving her hands off of my shoulders and sitting on the couch. I stared at the blank screen while many things raced through my mind. Too many things.
"Thanks for the, oh so, loving words." Anastazia looked at her bandaged hand and sat down then pulled her knees to her chest.
"Oh you know, I try." I said.
"Well? Are we going to find out of Cia died or not?" she exclaimed while gesturing to the screen. I rolled my eyes in annoyance and found the live feed for the Halberd. Turns out that they didn't crash, and were sailing in the clouds that they stained red. I was guessing that Cia was ordering the pilot while she sat somewhere with her legs crossed and she was sharpening her nails. Her eyes would be full of hatred for Ana and I, while she was thinking about a way to kill us both in a brutal yet unique fashion. Her powers may live in the staff that Anastazia now holds, but she would find a way to get it back, no matter how diabolical it would be.
"Well this isn't interesting." Ana said. "Oh look, a storage room with a box out-of-place."
The room she was talking about had a cardboard box, and it moved slightly.
"Fuck this box!" a deep voice exclaimed as it was lifted. A man appeared from underneath. He was well prepared for any on coming attack, with guns, ammo, knives, grenades, and anything in between. He had a brown beard and shaggy hair. His forehead was wrapped with a headband. He looked like he wanted some kind of revenge and would do anything to make sure they received what they deserve. Similar to me, I guess. "DAMN AGENTS! All I want is a mission that doesn't put me in this fucking box!"
"Geez. He sounds like you." I heard Ana say as she was biting her nails.
"What's that supposed to mean!?"
"Do you not hear him! This guy has an attitude like you, Ganondorf."
I turned back to the screen to see the man pull out a rifle and run out of the room. Yelling something in the distance, which was most likely a warning to all who decide to plan on attacking him.
"I don't like to myself. "He's way too-"
"Too what? Too similar to you? With how he acts?" She added with a slight grin.
"No, he's-"
"You can't judge people by how they say things. Or how they look. It's a life lesson."
"I DIN'T HAVE TO LEARN LIFE LESSONS, ANASTAZIA! Do you not know me?"
She most likely had a moment of realization. "Oh, right. Never mind then, but it looks like this guy defiantly knows what he's doing. Too bad he's on the hero side, he would be-"
"Don't say that he should join, because...well you know what happened with the last two, and Cia. I can't stand them. It's hard enough to deal with you."
"I know that. You said it before. I am such a pain. With my constant means of failure along with my stubbornness and attitude. Such a hard thing to deal with." Ana was saying with an unusually high amount of sarcasm.
"What's with the sarcastic tone?"
"Hey, can't a girl be sarcastic once in a while?"
"Not without reason, so to say." I informed. "You usually have a reason, but it sounds like you have no clear reason for this, Anastazia."
"Well maybe I just don't have a reason, a-father."
I glared at her with eyes of death. All she did was smile, but it wasn't just a smile, it was filled with her egotistical arrogance and pride,
"Don't smile at me like that, Ana. It's just not right."
"Oh and giving me the eyes of death is alright with you?"
"GOD DAMMIT!" The man yelled, which interrupted our argument. He was running in the interior hallways of the Halberd, but stopped when he heard people talking.
"I'm faster than you!" It was Meta Knight and Lucario who were talking. They were dashing throughout the halls, in a competition-like style.
"You-" Lucario stopped when he reached a corner and saw a box that matched the one in the storage room. "What the hell?" he said.
"PEEK-A-BOO!" The man yelled as he jumped from under the box and freaked out Lucario.
"What the-" Meta Knight came back and was ready for another duel against the Box Man. "Get off of my ship!"
"Wait. Look." Lucario held his fist out in front of the man, and it surrounded in the similar blue aura. "See? Blue, GOOD! Red, BAD!"
"Oh, sorry man. Look, the name's Meta Knight, and this freak-of-nature is Lucario."
"Thanks, FRIEND!"
"Anyways, I'm Snake and I'm only here because I heard that there was a sexy chick in-"
"OKAY! I don't care about why you're here, just are you going to help me reclaim whats mine, or not? Because if you don't accept, then I'm kicking your ass out of the window!" Meta Knight yelled as he stared at Snake. You could feel the coldness of his voice from here.
"U-uh, g-guys? We got company!" Lucario stuttered as he pointed behind the winged swordsman, which revealed to be the incoming attack of hordes of primids.
"WELL. LET'S KICK SOME ASS!" Then, Snake, Meta Knight, and Lucario started to attack the army. Smashing down the weaklings like they were nothing.
I looked over at Anastazia,and found that she was asleep. Her head was resting on the arm of the couch. She had the staff clutched in her hands, as if it was a stuffed animal. But this one was a demon possessed murder weapon.
"Well, if you're going to be asleep, then I can watch Cia be beaten down by these three." I said to myself, already knowing that she wouldn't hear me at all. When she was asleep, she was out. I had learned that the hard way. Don't explain important things to a girl who looked awake, and expect her to remember the next day. Yeah, she remembered nothing. I didn't even want her to be next to that staff. It was basically radioactive and it radiated with a horrid evil far worse than she knows. I managed to take the weapon from her hands carefully and I threw it to the ground behind us. I saw her turn over, but not wake up. All I could say was thank god. That was because she would most likely kill me if I woke her up again.
"DAMMIT!" Meta Knight yelled as the trio entered a room with nothing inside. "WRONG ROOM! AGAIN! Thanks, Lucario for your directions...TO THE WRONG DAMN ROOM! I don't think this is the control room!"
Lucario glared at him and growled deeply. "I thought you were the owner of this ship. Shouldn't you have been the one guiding us?"
"Well, you were the one who just HAD to be in charge, all because of your so-called aura reading." Meta Knight had added air quotes around aura, for emphasis on how angered he was.
"But, who was the one who just followed my plan and went along with it?"
"OKAY! OKAY! Enough!" Snake shouted as he stepped in between the two, splitting them apart. "Now, lets focus on something else and not each other! Look up!"
"Whoa, royalty in freeze mode." Lucario said. There was two cages with the trophies of Princess Zelda and Peach.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING ON MY SHIP!"
"We get it, Meta Knight! This is your ship. You don't need to keep saying that!" Snake told him. Meta Knights' yellow eyes glared at him. All Snake did was roll his own eyes and face the caged trophies.
"Uh, what is that?" Lucario asked pointing to the chains of the cages as shadow bugs began to descend down and engulf the trophy.
"How would I know? But, it looks like we are going to have to fight some royal bitches." Snake added as he readied his attacks.
"What do you-"
"Ah! It's good to be back in this state." A demonic and cold voice said. Two clones appeared under the cages representing the princesses. Peach had already been in this form due to Cia, but Zelda had not been revived since the beginning of this quest. They both had a violet hue to them and glowing gold-colored eyes.
"Well, well, well," False Zelda said walking around the trio. " it looks like people are here to reclaim this ship."
"Looks like it. Yet, that is not going to happen. Why don't we show them how clone royalty causes pain. They call us the Clone Royal Pains, and you will know why!" False Peach exclaimed as the two rushed forward and attacked the group, who all quickly responded with their own methods of pain.
The clone's were eventually defeated after a long battle. They dissolved into a heap of purple bugs, while the three looked on, in pain. Snake had burns on his face, Meta Knights' cape had rips and shoulder guards were dented, and Lucario was holding his head that had cuts and bruises.
"God damn bitches!" Snake complained.
"Are we going to save them? Or are we leaving them here?" Meta Knight asked clutching his shoulder.
Snake glanced up at the cages and sighed. "I think it's best if we do. Now, Meta Knight and I will shoot the cages down, and you Lucario, will revive the Princesses. Then, I want you two to quickly leave and I'll follow behind." He instructed. They nodded weakly but were able to do the task Snake told them to do. The two shot the cages down by their chains and they began to fall. Lucario rushed at the fallen trophies and revived them immediately.
"Now, go!" Snake yelled at them, and they left. Zelda and Peach dusted off their dresses and looked at the man who had saved them.
"Oh god, don't- wait, you're not Link." Zelda said looking around. "Where is he?"
"Link? Who is this Link?" Peach asked looking at the princess with questioning eyes.
"My hero, duh! And, this whack-a-do, isn't him at all! DID YOU TAKE HIM!" She pointing her finger in Snakes' face while yelling. He held up his hands in defense.
"No, no, I don't know who Link is, so I didn't take him! You were turned into a trophy! Sorry, I'm not the ideal hero you were expecting, but you're revived, so I think a thank you would be best suited for the time being."
Peach giggled in her girly fashion. I was honestly glad Ana did not turn out like that, I would have had to kill her. "Well, thank you, mister man."
Zelda crossed her arms and rolled her yes, disgusted that Snake was not Link.
"I am not called Mister Man, Peach. My name is Snake. Now, I want you both to stay here. There is an evil on this ship and I can't let you two be wrapped up in this mess."
"Oh why? Because we are girls?!" Zelda shouted.
"Just stay here! Goodbye!" Snake then ran off to follow Meta Knight and Lucario. Leaving the two royals alone and confused.
"How dare he! Not allowing us to fight because we are girls, how sexist!"
"Zelda, calm down! I brought cards! We can play 52 pickup! Or Go Fish! You choose!" Peach said happily as she sat down and began dealing out a pack of cards while Zelda roamed around.
"How can you play cards at a time like this! Someone is here coming to kill us! And Link's not here to help us!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT LINK!? He's clearly not here!"
"Peach, I will not shut up about Link, okay? I have known him for years, and now...he's not here to see me. He wasn't able to go to the Midair Stadium battle, because he was trying to find the Master Sword, so I-I miss him!" Zelda then began crying into Peach's shoulder. The Pink princess looked confused, but comforted her friend.
"You'll find him, don't worry."
I rolled my eyes and had enough of this. "Lord, this is torture!" I yelled. "CAN THEY BE MORE ANNOYING!"
"Shut up. I'm trying to sleep!" Ana said while jabbing me in the side with her foot.
"Well maybe you shouldn't sleep here."
She lifted her head weakly and glared at me with half-asleep. "Don't test me."
"Go back to sleep, Anastazia."
Ana then collapsed, hitting her head on the arm rest, but falling back asleep. "You are odd. Very odd." I turned back to the screen to see Zelda and Peach still talking about their relationships. Both crying and laughing. This was so boring.
"SOMEONE! DO SOMETHING!" I said to the screen. But all they did was continue being girls. Frustrated, I turned the monitor off, hoping that something else would happen when it turned on once again. I got to my feet and moved a piece of hair out of my face. "Damn long hair. So much work." I complained. "Ana with her appearance changing magic, and whatnot."
I was then hit in the back of the head with a pillow. "I told you to shut up!" Ana said.
"Don't hit me with pillows! I can kill you with a pillow if I wanted to."
"Ganon, just let me sleep, or you'll meet an uncertain death with anything I can find!"
I smiled and looked at how peaceful she was when she slept. Peaceful, but was probably dreaming of a hell-born city with blood rivers. Murders roamed the streets with faces that were painted with permanent devilish grins. Wait, that doesn't seem horrifying enough to wake you up and not go back to sleep. Oh, right, she said that she was finally getting decent sleep. I saw her cloak on the ground next to her and I set it over her so she wouldn't be cold.
"Don't worry Ana, we'll take over soon. Cia will die, and everyone will be happy. Mark my words." I traced her long scar line with my finger and sighed. "Everyone will die in a tragic way that we won't care for." I saw her lips curl into a smirk then fade.
Thanks for reading! Sure it was a bit long but that was because i got distracted with Hyrule Warriors and adding things about Cia from the cut scenes. But anyways, i think Chapter 11 will be the last chapter in this story...then we go on to a new one! Thanks again!
