"I'm gonna have sex" said Slate and he ran out of the room, the pokemon was so transfixed by his statement he got horny and ran after him. It called out "Slate-Chan, I could talk all along and I want to be inside of you." said the pokemin.
Slate probably would've obliged to the hardcore anal but someone shot him and he died. The pokemon realised it was a necrofilifuck and started having sex with Slate's dead body. Then everyboddy was like" Dude Obama is only for fuckers like Zach Bitch Parfeniuk" and they all died the end.