Chapter three: Getting acquainted

I stood on my island, my hands firmly on my hips waiting for everyone to give me an answer. "Well we thought it was abandoned and we all got washed up on this island, thinking we were all stranded and-" "So you guys are basically telling me you were all on the verge of death but you all decide to have a full out war with each other?" I ask while shaking my head.

They all nodded and I sighed "You're all idiots" I spoke as I waded into the ocean water and waded off until the cool water was up to my knees, I squatted down and dipped my hands in the water, the other countries looked at me with confusion but I ignored them and focused on myself. Suddenly I dived in the water which made the others go into complete shock; I was submerged for about a good twenty seconds before I came out of the water with a fish in my hands, wiggling around trying to escape.

I swam back to the shore with the fish in my mouth and I stood up once I caught my breath after I spat the raw fish out "Does someone have a knife or sharp tool?" I ask and the blonde buff guy who I realized that he was Germany handed me a bowie knife and I placed the fish down on a rock with the other countries watching me and I turned to them.

"If you cant handle blood then close your eyes" I said before I swiftly dragged the blade across the body of the fish and made a very clean incision in the stomach of it.

I turned to the others and saw that Italy had fainted and the others looked terrified as I wiped the blood off. "H-How did you do that?" Germany asked me and I sighed "It's fairly easy to do once you get the hang of it" I replied while I gathered some spices and began washing the fish off and scaling it "Now can someone be a hero for me and get some more fish please?" I ask in a sweet voice which caught everyone's attention. "I will get the fish for the beautiful lady!" France exclaimed before he hopped away with hearts in his eyes…until America decided that he wanted to be the 'hero' and argue with France on who can catch the most fish and I sighed and walked up to them "If we all starve because you guys don't catch the damn fish Im gonna kill both of you" I mumbled in a threatening voice which drained the color from both of their faces.

A few minutes later I was basically cooking for the other countries and I sighed "I need someone to test this curry for me" I spoke and immediately France and America were in my faces "Uhh…okay then" I commented as I gave them a small sample and watch them try it "Is it too spicy?" I asked and they both glanced at me "N-no did you even put spice in it?" America questioned and I nodded "Mi amor, I don't think you put enou-" I giggled "Oh it'll kick in right about…now" I replied and they both looked at each other and both of their faces turned red "Told ya" I teased as they both had tears in their eyes.. "It's so spicy how much spice did you put in this!?" America shouted "Two pinches of it" I replied while giving him some water along with France.

I decided to test out my food for myself and everyone was watching me.

I put the fork near my mouth and I took a bite "Okay the spice should've kicked in but I guess not…" I spoke which made everyone's jaw drop "How were you not affected by it?" Germany asks and I shrugged "Probably because I eat this nearly everyday"

After I finished cooking I gave everyone a plate and everyone seemed to like my cooking "Jamaica this is delicious!" Japan exclaimed "Thank you Japan and if you want I could give you some recipes for my curry" I replied sweetly and he blushed "R-Really?" He stuttered and I nodded "Sure!" "Oh…well thank you" Japan responded and I nodded "Anytime"

"So Jamaica… I was wondering, why don't you have the accent?"

China asked me and I giggled "Because it doesn't come out unless I'm REALLY pissed off" I said and nodded

A couple minutes later and I started getting sleepy "Im soo sleepy" I yawned as I sprawled out on the sand next to Italy who was already asleep and I closed my eyes "Goodnight everyone" I stated before drifting off into a peaceful slumber.

"How come we've never heard of her?" China asked America "Dude how should I know!?" America retorted "She's so beautiful, like a rose on the first day of spring ready to bloom and show her beauty to the world" France said in a dreamy voice "Get real dude you don't have a chance!" America commented

Germany sighed and watched Italy and I sleep…well I tried to since everyone was bickering about me. He noticed I tried to cover my ears with my hands but it didn't work, My eyes snapped open and I sat up "Hey guys….you know what would be a great idea?" I said and they all turned to me "Going the fuck to sleep!" I screamed while I grabbed my machete and glaring at them as they all nodded to show that they would be quiet and as soon as they were done I collapsed on the sand once again returning to my slumber "Man she's scary" "Scary…but very beautiful"