"I cannot believe you four!" Impa ran a hand through her short, blond hair, anger and irritation radiating off the woman. "You completely skipped the first day!"

"We went to the first two classes." Ducky grumbled, cowering under their history teacher's/Zelda's 'babysitter's' glare.

"You still skipped, and for two children!?" All four of them drew back. "They can watch themselves!"

"Not according to Link." Alfred gulped as soon as the words left her mouth.

"Impa, I'm so sorry!" Zelda hung her head. She was used to getting into situations like this, and from past experience, knew exactly how to get out of them.

Impa's fury quickly vanished. She could never stay mad at Zelda when she had that pitiful look in her eyes.

"Fine," She sighed. "But you're still not getting out of detention." She then cracked a smile. "Now go, you have classes." The four of them had a Scooby Doo moment as they ran out.

"So, what exactly happed?" Link asked. "I only caught bits and pieces."

"Were you doing your 'I'm-asleep-but-awake' thing?" Zelda asked, sighing when Link nodded.

"Hey, at least I'm honest." Link grumbled, crossing his arms. Zelda rolled her eyes.

"Well, Ducky dear," Alfred turned to Ducky, who glared at her. "Pay up." Ducky growled as she shoved the blue rupee into Alfred's hands.

Goddess, if she kept this up she was going to be broke before Christmas…

…and she needed money for Christmas.

"So, since we missed Loftwing flying, are we going to Biology?" Ducky asked, tucking her bad mood away. Last time she was in a bad mood she was in holding for a week without her scissors.

Ducky let a small shiver escape.

"Yup." Zelda replied. Link screeched to a halt, causing Alfred to run into him.

"Meh!?" The word was barely more than a whisper, but the look of terror on his face spoke for him…as well as Alfred.

"Hey, he's speaking the meh language!" Alfred chirped, thinking fondly of her native language.

"What did he say?" Ducky whispered. She knew the language, but not enough to fluently speak it, and still needed her friend for translation.

"He said 'are you crazy!?'" Alfred quickly translated.

"Link, I don't like the class either, but we need to pass it for us to graduate." Zelda grabbed the blond's wrist, and using her hidden strength, dragged a struggling Link down the hall.

Alfred sighed; a little disappointed at the small transaction of her language, and then turned to Ducky.

"What are you doing?" She asked, blinking as Ducky held her phone in front of her. She looked like she was recording.

"Blogging." Ducky replied, working her smart phone after a few more minutes of recording. Alfred shrugged, having a good guess that Ducky was posting a video of Link being dragged away by Zelda on her blog.

Ducky kept up an ongoing blog about there school life. Everything from her woe's, to her and Alfred's bets to how Link was fairing in Biology was posted. Although, she only started the Biology one last night.

Everyone read it. So did Link.

"You did not!" Link shouted from 20 feet away. He was still being dragged by Zelda, but he had his phone out, and had a look like venom on his face as he glared at Ducky. Ducky just grinned.

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Ducky let a groan escape as she laid her head down on the cool surface of the wooden table.

Dark shot her a look, before going back to his game of tick-tack-toe with Alfred, hissing as the blond cheekily drew a diagonal line through 3 X's.

They had been sitting in class for the past 10 minutes, and Mr. HMS still had not shown up.

And Ducky, no matter how much she didn't like the class (no one really liked bio), she HATED being board. It was simply not in her nature to be board.

"Nope, I'm done." Dark threw his pencil down on the table, turning away from Alfred as she frowned.

"Oh come on!" She whined, giving her best puppy dog eyes to the raven haired teen. "You only lost…" she trailed off, counting the tally marks she drew on the desk. "…37 times!"

Dark gave her a blank stare, and then leaned back in the chair, closing his eyes as he placed an open book on his face.

Surprisingly, Dark wore the school uniform. It may or may not have something to do with Ducky threatening him with her scissors, but, because of that, whenever he wanted to sleep, he could no longer pull his hood over his face. So, he had resorted to books.

Alfred puffed out her cheeks, and then eyed the silver metal rulers sitting on the edge of her desk.

Zelda looked up from her book (Link was off in his own little world, doodling on a scrap piece of paper) when she heard a shout of 'On Guard!' quickly followed by a clash of metal on metal.

She was not in the least bit surprised to find Alfred and Ducky up on their desks, fencing with the metal rulers.

She was however, surprised to find Dark still sleeping.

Ducky quickly blocked a 'fatal' blow from Alfred. The rulers clashed with a loud screech, and Ducky dived to strike the taller teens ribs. Alfred barley managed to avoid it, and she quickly bounced backwards, and then brought her ruler down on Ducky's shoulder.

Ducky held her ruler in both hands, efficiently blocking the move. Ducky gritted her teeth, and then pushed her ruler forward, causing Alfred to step back again.

The two then started a strange and complicated dance, there moves accompanied with the clash of the rulers and the sound of their footsteps on the wood.

Everyone was watching them at that point (yes, even Dark), and they moved their stuff to the floor as they started jumping from desk to desk.

"You're not gonna win Ducky!" Alfred taunted, dodging Ducky's lunge with ease.

"You wanna bet?" Ducky shot back. Alfred grinned as there rulers met each other.

"Why not?" Her grin then turned into a smirk. "How does 10 rupees sound?"

"Fine by me!" The two then jumped apart, freezing as the door slowly creaked open, reveling the hunched over figure of Mr. HMS.

Shit. Alfred and Ducky sucked in their breath. Mr. HMS seemed to not notice the two girls as he walked to the desk. He set the books he was carrying down with a thump that echoed around the silent room.

As he walked to the computer, he began to speak to the class. "I'm so sorry I'm late, I just had some….things to take care of." He then turned to Alfred and Ducky, who were still standing on the desks. "You two can go sit down now."

Alfred and Ducky were happy to oblige.

"We tied." Ducky hissed as they sat down. "So I don't owe you anything."

Alfred looked mildly disappointed.

"Now, in this class, will be having labs and projects." He started again. "And, since biology is the study of the human body, our first project will evolve observing a fellow student."

Well, this shouldn't be too hard. Link thought, breathing a sigh of relief. He really didn't even need to 'observe' anybody. Alfred and Ducky did crazy things all the time, so all he had to do was make up random stuff. And he's known Zelda since they were 2.

"That fellow student shall be Link."

At hearing his name, all of Links happy thoughts vanished in a puff of smoke, and his heart decide to do a free fall off Death Mountain.

"I'm sorry, what?" Link forgot all about being anti-social, being the shy kid, never back talking to teachers and look Mr. HMS straight in the eyes with a glare that would make any sane man run.

Mr. HMS, however, was not sane.

He smiled that smile that made Alfred slide back at Link.

And, sure enough, you could hear the sound of chair legs sliding against tile.

"I'm sure you heard me." He replied. "And I don't really like repeating myself."

"And I don't like being watched 24/7!" Link shot back. "Isn't that a freaking privacy violation!? Or-or breaking teacher contract!?"

"I assure you," Mr. HMS's voice went hard, but, he still retained that smile. "If it was either of those things, I wouldn't be doing it."

Link looked ready to strangle the man.

Zelda, seeing his hands twitch, quickly grabbed the back of his shirt, knowing that he was going to jump the older man if not restrained. She then spoke.

"But sir," She said, tightening her grip on the shirt as Link tried to pull away. "Can't we just watch our friends?"

Mr. HMS shook his head. "I like to get constant results, so I can know if someone is not doing the assignment."

"You lying fucking bas-"

"And Link." Mr. HMS cut Link off, pretending to not notice his mumbling. "All you have to do is go about your daily routine, and you get an automatic A. And besides, this project isn't until next week."

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"He's a terrorist." Link said as soon as they left the class.

"No he's not." Zelda said, ignoring the quick clack-ing of keys as Ducky frantically typed on her phone.

"Fine, then he's a child murder!" Link shot back.

"He's creepy, but I highly doubt he's a child murder." Zelda replied.

"Then he's a pedophile!"

"No." Zelda said, although, she was starting to think that he was all of these things. After all, what teacher demands to have a student 'observed' for a week?

"Then he's a terrorist child murder pedophile!" Both Link and Alfred shouted, throwing their hands up dramatically.

Zelda said nothing.

"And…done." Ducky put her phone away, a satisfied smile on her lips.

"You didn't post that, did you?" Link asked. On cue, his phone buzzed. He pulled it out of his pocket, and, sure enough, Ducky had posted this newest development on the blog. "…I hate you."

A/N:

This was a fun chapter to write.

So, we hear about Ducky's blog on Link's life, and about the upcoming project.

Sounds fun, no?

Anyway, my buddy Ducky didn't edit this one, so sorry is something's…off…

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