(Author's note. LOVED writing this. I never dabbled in dialog fics before, and during a nano writing blitz, this came to me. I see the appeal now. Had a lot of fun. Hope you liked it too.)

"Ahhhh! Get that sponge away from me right now. Mikey!"

"Don-san, time to wakey-wakey! Egges and bakie!"

"I will kill you. I swear to all that is holy, I will kill."

"Can't kill what you can't catch."

"Then get over here, and let me kill you. It's too early to chase you."

"Don't have to. Just lift your arms again, that will be enough. Peeyu! You so need a shower, it's not even funny."

"Your one to talk."

"Showered. Fresh as a daisy."

"Fresh now?"

"Dud gross! How long was that pizza slice even up here? EWWWW! It's blue! You keep moldy food under your bed? You are so sick!"

"Sometimes it's better than what you cook."

"Whatever, I so rock at cooking."

"One word, P-Shakes."

"You just can't let that one go, can you?"

"Not on your life."

"Well, I'll love to keep talking but Leo said training soon. So go shower, and there is coffee in the kitchen. Breakfast too, but I know you won't eat it. You never do."

"Leo can take practice and shove it up his"

"Don!"

"I don't care. I'm going back to bed."

"You do and there is a bucket of ice water, with Donitello on the side. I know, I wrote it there."

"I will kill you."

"Geesh, can you at least be original."

" You want me to be original? Okay then. Give me a moment."

"Okay...waiting here."

"I said a minute."

"Dude, I gave you, like, three."

"Three minutes is one for me before my coffee."

"...Point taken. Got it now?"

"Yes, yes I do."

"Good, let's hear the new and improved death threat."

"I will kill you slowly, and with great glee. I will smile as I watch the light slowly leave your eyes, and you gasp out your last, shaking and pathetic breath. I will wait till your eyes glaze over. I will wait until flies start to land on you to see how you taste. Then I will go back to bed."

"…That was so freaking creepy. I cannot believe you even went there."

"you said be original."

"Yeah but not Serial killer crazy!"

"You should have clarified."