Thoughts on Heat
The two agents stepped off the plane into stifling Egyptian air.
"I have a fondness the hot places," Napoleon declared.
"I have an aversion to the heat," Illya grumbled.
"I always get a great tan."
"I burn."
"I don't have to wear a suit and tie," said the smiling CEA
"I wind up wearing the native garb," complained his frowning partner.
"The stimulating crowds."
"I like solitude."
"So many exotic beauties to choose from."
"Umm. Like that makes a difference!"
"Illya?"
"Napoleon, no matter what the climate, you always find a woman," Illya declared heading toward headquarters.