Medical Napoleon
"How are you feeling Mr. Solo?"
"Your shining face makes me feel fine."
"Is that bullet wound in your arm painful?"
"Not as painful as not being able to hold you, my dear."
"Do you need anything?"
"How about a sponge bath?"
After the nurse left, Illya said to his partner, "Can't you ever be serious?"
"I was being serious. UNCLE's Wonderful nurses always make me feel better."
"How do you really feel?"
"Well except for the fact my partner accidently shot me, fine."
"I am sorry. The crumbling rocks behind me caused my feet to slip. How are you really?"
"Nothing a loving nurse can't make better."