Clothes Napoleon
"Another new suit, Napoleon?"
"Saw it yesterday on sale, and it's a Sherman's."
"You do realize we are going into an old warehouse for the meet?"
"Doesn't mean I can't be well dressed. After all I'm supposed to set an example for my men."
"There is sure to be lots of dirt, grime, and broken things lying about."
"And?"
"There is a very good likelihood that your suit could get ruined."
"Why are you always such a pessimist?"
"I have seen your suits after meets before. Besides there is always justifying your expense account."
"Ah, can you wait a second while I change."