Chance and Jake were both watching Space Ghost: Coast to Coast on their television that they fixed up, both of them wearing their mechanic outfits.
"Man, that stupid show that has Brak in it as the main star has got nothing over this show." Chance commented.
Jake nodded. "No kidding! I'd rather go from coast to cast than spend any time in the dirty litterbox that is Cartoon Planet.
"Watch as I bring forth an ancient being that once existed in the past of another dimension!" Mortar claimed, pushing a button on his remote. Suddenly, his remote shorted out and exploded, much to his dismay. "Damn it! This was supposed to bring forth Queen Callista from the Dark Ages as I programmed it!"
"You tried to invent a transporter just for that?" Space Ghost asked. "You're more pathetic that a guy who works at Pizza Hut for a living."
"It will work! I'll be right back!" Moltar claimed as he ran off.
"Hey Chance, any chance that this episode was made up by the author?" Jake asked.
Chance just shook his head. "I'll bet my nine lives that it is."
Meanwhile at Megakat City Hall, Callie was filing some paperwork, being the only one who does any work in City Hall, when suddenly she felt the urge to let loose.
"Not again..." she thought, getting up and heading for the ladies room and entered one of the stalls, her hands on her stomach as she cut loose, releasing several loud farts that lifted her tail and echoed through the bathroom, feeling like she would need to sit down for more at any moment.
Suddenly, Moltar crashed through the roof, his shaky entrance causing the stalls to fall over as Callie screamed in shock, feeling violated as she let out another raunchy poot.
"Miss Calico Briggs, how would you like to be a guest on Space Ghost: Coast to Coast?" Moltar asked.
Callie fumed, letting out more deep pitched poot as she spoke. "Why would I want to be on a show that's not even on the air anymore? And why the hell would you violate my privacy!?"
"Because I asked for Queen Callista, and you're the next best thing. Also, I said so!" Moltar pulled out a camera, turned it on and pointed it at Callie, who stared awkwardly at the camera, her hands on her butt as deeper pitched tuba toots came out of it, lifted her tail and stunk up the restroom further.
Space Ghost watched as Callie Briggs popped up on the screen, shocked to see that it was not Queen Callista, taking out his Destructo Ray.
"You're not Queen Callista!" Space Ghost blasted the screen to bits with his Destructo Ray. "That sucked."
"Oh yeah. It's no surprise that you took a sudden interest in Queen Callista." Zorak stated, being sarcastic.
Space Ghost sighed. "Bring back pong."