Baseball 3
"Why are we here so early? The game does not start for 3 hours."
Napoleon pulled out a few lawn chairs, and a grill.
"We're going to tailgate."
"Tailgate? Is that not someone driving to close to you?"
"Yes it is, but it is also a celebration of the game in the parking lot."
"What exactly is this tailgating?"
"Tailgating includes drinking alcohol and grilling food before the game."
"So all these people are tailgating?"
"Yes, start the fire, won't you?"
"Does this stadium not sell food?"
"Yes, they do."
"So why do we cook our own?"
"It's tradition."