The Gods Play Truth or Dare! Chapter 4
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"GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY FACE!"
"YOU GET OFF OF ME!"
"EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!" Zeus roared.
"There was a light, and we appeared here." a daughter of Ares stated bluntly.
"I was painting!" the oracle mentioned.
"APOLLO!" Zeus yelled.
"Wasn't me!" Apollo said with dignity.
"It was me!" Hermes smiled cheekily. "I thought that it would be funnier on my video-camera if I brought them in!"
"We might as well continue with this then," Hera sighed.
"Continue what?" Rachel asked.
"Truth or Dare!" Apollo shouted dramatically.
"And I thought that Zeus was the dramatic one..." Poseidon frowned.
"Boys," Artemis said with disgust.
"Truth or dare, Rachel?" Clarisse asked.
"Truth,"
"Wimp," Clarisse frowned.
"Just tell me the truth," the oracle looked annoyed.
"How did Mr. Blofis react to the dented Prius?" the daughter of war pushed.
"He was pretty freaked out, especially when he found that they were in hoof shapes. He kind of was suspicious of Percy at that point." Rachel answered.
"Mr. Blofis?" Leo asked.
"Percy's stepfather No. 2," Annabeth answered.
"Hermes," Apollo asked. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare,"
"I dare you to say "Would you like fries with that?" after every sentence that you say!" Apollo looked evil.
The demigods and gods roared with laughter.
"You're evil, and, would you like fries with that?" Hermes glared at Apollo.
Another round of laughter.
"Hades, truth or dare, would you like fries with that?" Hermes was mad.
Hades laughed. I know, it's very rare, "Dare,"
"Dress in bright, cheery clothes, would you like fries with that?" the messenger god continued.
Hades left the room and returned later with a rainbow tie-dye T-shirt and some pink jeans.
"That's not right!" Nico complained.
"You're dead, Hermes." Hades threatened.
"I know! Would you like fries with that?" Hermes inquired.
"See, Ares? That is a threat," Hephaestus chastened.
"Shut up!" Ares stated.
"Frank," Hades asked, "Truth or dare?"
Before he answered, Frank turned to Nico and whispered "Your dad is creepy, even in bright colors," Finally, the son of Mars answered. "Truth,"
"What's the most dangerous thing that you've ever done?" Hades asked.
"Fighting off a bunch of dogs in Venice to save Hazel and Nico," Frank said lamely.
"Percy, truth or dare?" Frank wanted revenge.
"Dare,"
Frank almost pouted, he wanted Percy to admit something embarrassing. "You will hop on one foot for 30 seconds."
"Your evil," Percy got up and, with dignity, don't forget the dignity, hopped on his right foot.
Shortly after, he switched to his left.
"Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!" Apollo sang.
"Shut up!" Artemis growled.
"It's not cheating, I'm only using one at a time. It's better that way." Percy grinned.
"You...Said...Something...Smart...Sea...Spawn..." Athena was astonished.
"He can be smart when he needs to be!" Annabeth defended.
"You really do love loopholes, don't you, Percy?" Frank asked.
"Understatement," Leo coughed.
"Do you have something stuck in your throat?" Rachel asked.
"Creepy, like god, like oracle, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes was freaked out.
Another roar of laughter.
"Clarisse," Percy decided. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare," she grunted.
Percy smirked. "Pick a fight against your half-brother,"
"Half-brother? Where?" Clarisse got flashbacks from Phobos and Deimos.
"Frank," Percy chose.
Clarisse stood up. "Your a wimp, you Chinese man,"
Frank had a sudden flare of anger, and everyone looked to Ares for a reaction.
Ares shrugged. "I don't fight my kids' fights."
"Go to Tartarus," Frank told her.
"Oooo, she got sassed," Thalia wiggled her index finger.
"Shut up," Clarisse told her. "If anyone belongs in Tartarus, it's you, Frank Zhang. You need to just drop."
Frank turned into a weasel.
"What was that for?" Clarisse asked as the weasel approached.
Then, suddenly, the son of Mars turned into a huge dragon and opened it's mouth, ready to spew fire.
"I should have seen that coming," Clarisse said lamely, before ducking out of the line of fire.
Frank spew fire in a circular motion so that all around him was covered in flames.
"Enough!" Hera yelled. "I will not have my throne room destroyed!"
"Aw, come on, the fight just got good!" Ares complained.
"And you shall go to your room!" Hera flashed Ares out.
"Oooh!" Thalia, Nico, Leo, Apollo, Percy, and Hermes yelled. "He got sassed!"
Hermes added. "Would you like fries with that?"
Another roar of laughter.
"Why don't we take a break so Ares can let of steam?" Poseidon suggested.
"As much as I'd hate to admit it, Kelp Head's right." Athena sighed.
"Right!" Demeter said. "Must...Go...Have...Cereal! Come on, Nico, you look like you need it!"
"No!" Nico groaned as Demeter dragged him out of the room.
"That's my son your dragging!" Hades yelled.
"So what?" Demeter called back.
The gods flashed out.
"So, what are we going to do?" Percy asked.
"I have no clue," Thalia sighed.
Percy thought for a moment. "Fight without Nico!"
"Yeah! We haven't had our weekly fight in FOREVER!" Thalia got ready.
"Wait!" Frank yelled. "Two things: a) Hera said not to ruin the throne room, so we have to do it in the arena, and b) how can you be so immature?"
"I thought that Percy would be a) taller and b) more serious before I met him." Piper stated.
"Why?" Percy asked.
"Because you're a hero," Piper said bluntly.
"Am I supposed to take that to offense?" Percy asked.
"No," Piper smiled.
"But you just called me short." Percy pouted.
"No," she said with her charmspeak.
"Fine," Percy stated.
Piper smiled triumphantly.
"Fight!" Thalia ran towards the door to outside.
"Yes!" Percy sprinted after her.
"Don't destroy Olympus!" Annabeth called. "And I want him back by midnight!"
"Jeez, Annabeth, strict," Leo stated with an attitude.
"Shut up," Annabeth said.
Outside...
Thalia shot her lightning at Percy.
Think, Percy told his brain.
Big bolt of lightning coming at your face, his brain answered.
What did Annabeth say about lightning? the son of the sea god asked.
Five feet... the brain stated.
Something about lightning and water... Percy thought.
Four feet... his brain counted.
You're not helping. Percy told it.
Three feet... the only organ in the human body to study itself thought.
What did Annabeth say about lightning and water? Percy almost screamed.
Two feet... the utensil of Athena complained.
Look, if you don't tell me, we're both going to get roasted. Percy stated.
One foot... his brain warned.
If you don't want to die, you better tell me what Annabeth said! Percy threatened.
Water conducts electricity! the brain did not want to die.
Just in time, Percy sent a pole of water that attracted the electricity to the ground.
You're no help. Percy complained.
I did just save your life, didn't I? the brain barked back proudly.
Touche, Percy thought.
It was Percy's turn. He sent a huge wave in which surrounded Thalia on all sides. There was a single wave in a circle surrounding her. Just then, the wave turned to ice. Thalia was trapped.
"Percy!" Thalia almost cussed.
"Yes, Thalia?" Percy questioned.
"You're going to die tonight!" the daughter of Zeus threatened.
"Good to know!" Percy was extra cheerful today.
"I'll murder you in your sleep!" the daughter of the sky shouted.
"Okay!" the son of the sea smiled.
Percy then made the extra water he had stored lash out at Thalia from above.
Blindly, Thalia shot a bunch of arrows. They went everywhere; a minor god had his head impaled by one of them.
Percy's face clearly read I am not amused. Then, the son of the sea god smited the daughter of Zeus.
At first, she screamed. Then, her voice was drowned out by a bunch of water.
"Stop, Percy," Annabeth yelled.
Percy showed no signs of stopping.
"He really get's into the fighting, huh?" Piper asked.
"Understatement," Leo coughed.
"You got something stuck in your throat, Leo?" Rachel smiled creepily.
The son of Hephaestus screamed. It was a very girly scream, but it was with a man's dignity. Not!
"Percy!" Jason screamed. "Annabeth's dying!"
"How did you know to do that?" Rachel asked.
"You go on a quest with him, you get to know him fairly well," Jason grinned.
That got Percy to stop. Thalia came after him, soaking wet with a scowl on her face.
"Jackson," Thalia made a fist.
"Oooo, the last name." Leo said childishly. "You're in trouble!"
"I'm sorry you swallowed a little water, Thalia," Percy confessed sarcastically.
Just then, Nico came running in. "Aww, you had you fight without me?"
Everyone who was mature, had a look that said You have got to be kidding me!
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