The Demon's Girl
Harley was walking bouncing up and down in the chair in the Arkham Asylum visiting center. She fell back into the chair and threw her hands into the air."I still can't believe he proposed to be Red!" She sat up and looked at the blood red hair and forest green skin of the fem fetal.
"Wait...He did what?" The green vixen blurted abruptly. "He is a devil Harley...you though Joker was mean at times? Just wait until you marry this monster, he will hurt you in so many ways."
"No he won't." Harley got flustered and her eyes narrowed on Ivy's, "He is kind, loving, and such a gentleman."
Ivy chuckled, "So he is a good lay?"
"What are you talking about?" Harley's eyes widened and she covered her face.
"A gentleman? No men are gentlemen anymore." Her words struck Harley, but she looked at Ivy with resentment.
"He is a chivalrous, gentle, tender man. He has spent the last year with me, learning how to understand his emotions..." She was firm and sat straight.
"So he is not a good fuck?" Ivy was unmoved by Harley, and asked the same question again.
Harley sighed, "Ivy...He is an amazing godlike fuck!" She roared loudly, disturbing the other people visiting their crazed loved ones, Clayface's five year old daughter walked over to Harley and shot her a look. "Can I help you." Harley asked kindly.
Suddenly Batman entered the room, the little girl hesitated but then spat at Harley and flipped her the bird, "Shut the fuck up." The girl walked back to her mother and Clayface laughed as Harley wiped the spit off her face.
"What the hell?"Harley said in anger.
"The inmates and the families don't like you." Batman said in a cold empty voice.
"Yeah, they think of you as a traitor now."Ivy said looking at Batman with lust and spite. "Evening Bats."
"Hello Ivy." Batman nodded at her and returned to Harley, "Marriage huh?"
"How...did Vergil tell you?" Harley sat forward, leaning towards him.
"No...you did when you yelled it bouncing all around the booth." He looked at her with disdain. "You need to be a little calmer about things Quinn."
"Sorry." She blushed and began smiling,"I just can't believe we are getting married."
"I haven't even met the man!" Ivy pounded her fist into the table.
"HEY!" Yelled Two-face at the other end of the row, "Shut the fuck up you plant fucking cunt!"
Ivy leaned back and stared hard at the villain, "Shut your mouth you burnt dick bitch, I'm trying to talk to Quinn!"
Two-Face stood up and stormed over before the guards stopped him, "Tell that traitor whore to fuck her self with a red hot metal dildo up the ass!" One of the guards began to chuckle and everyone involved stared at him with death's desire in their eyes.
"I'm right here Twoey!" Harley leaned forward into the glass, "I didn't betray you guys...I just live in hell and bring Bat-brain back some info about it in case they attack us."
"Yeah the fuck right." Two-Face bellowed, suddenly the smell of rancid meat filled the room, Harley's eyes widened, "Who the fuck is that?" The door began to rattle, the walls shook, the floor began to turn red and smoke billowed out of cracks.
"Shit!" Harley jumped up and ran to Batman, "Get Vergil! NOW!" She yelled at him violently, pulling out her hammer and unfolding into the comically sized Monster Mallet she built from the remains of a Goliath.
"Understood." Batman rushed out of the building, he told the guards to let Harley take control of the situation until he returned. He ran through the double doors and heard them slam against the bricks of the outer wall. He ran to the Batmobile and jumped inside. The engine roared and he sped off towards the city. "Call, Vergil." he said and the computer system began to dial Vergil.
The phone was answered, "Hello, Batman." the icy voice of Vergil was heard from the car speakers as Batman raced over the bridge from the Asylum into the city.
"Where are you? We have a situation at the Asylum." Batman had lost a small fraction of his cool iciness and sent worry into Vergil's heart.
"I'm at the Gotham City Jewelers, what do you mean a situation?" His voice cracked slightly.
The black vehicle roared through the city, weaving in between cars, the brakes screeching as he turned sharp corners, "A powerful Demon crossed over, Harley sent me to find you." He turned to corner and saw Vergil, they both hung up the phone, Vergil began running down the sidewalk and jumped into the air. The top of the Batmobile opened and Vergil landed in the passenger seat.
"A demon?" His face contorted, "What is the meaning of this?"
"I was hoping you could tell me." Batman's composure returned now that he was with Vergil.
"Tell me the atmosphere as it was entering." Vergil said as the engine erupted into a thundering roar.
"Everything was shaking and the floor began to heat up, smoke billowed from any crack and the smell of rancid meat was able to be smell just before it went to hell." The Batmobile sped around a corner, narrowly missing a young woman running across the street.
"Sounds like a Demise." Vergil's eyes darkened, "We need to hurry. Me and Harley together have only been able to kill one." His face was unsure, "I have no powers here either...I need to send it back to hell where we can kill it."
"How?" Batman questioned the demon spawn, "Its not like we can ask it to leave."
"No but I can force it back." Vergil revealed his half of the amulet. "With this I can transport anyone, or thing, back to hell. We would spawn just about a mile from the entrance to the River Styx."
"I'm coming with." Vergil looked at the determined hero.
"What?" Batman glanced at Vergil's puzzled face.
"I want to see this Hell for myself." He was cold and stoic in his words. "You said you both barely killed it, you might need me." The bridge hummed as the wheels rolled across the blacktop, the brakes screamed and smoked as the duo dashed from their seats towards the visiting center.
Vergil opened the door as saw the blood stained walls and floor visible through the thick foul fog. "Harley!" Vergil yelled into the noise and murk. The sound of blood spilling on the floor was heard as Batman and Vergil walked into the death chamber. Screaming was echoing all around as women and children were being backed into corner. "Hell hounds?" Vergil ran over unsheathing his brand, the undead wolf pounced however Vergil's blade met the throat as his upward swing connected with the beast, instantly killing the now decapitated monster. "Batman!" The hero ran over and began helping Vergil escort the scared families into the safer hiding of the guard room. They opened the door and saw all of the Asylum guards huddled in the enclosure.
"What the hell are you doing in here!" Batman roared as he urged the children into the room, followed by the women."
"Surviving!" One of the guards shouted.
Vergil walked over and slapped him viciously."Not while I'm here!" Vergil slowly slid the tip of his sword up the chest of the guard until it rested on his throat, drawing blood, "I'm not like Batman...I will kill you, I want to kill you, I am going to kill you. Slowly. Painfully, I will savor each and every one of your screams, your pitiful begging will be my appetizer as your cowardly tears fill my cup. I will then slowly peel you apart feeding on your weak pleas for mercy and I will finish with a fine glass of red wine," Vergil pressed the blade into the guards throat slightly, "a warm glass." His eyes were blue flames surrounding the emptiness of space, his voice was as cold as death and his face held an emotionless expression that could frighten death itself, "Now I will spare you if you grow a spine, walk into that fog, and fight for your own skin. Otherwise I will be eating fine tonight." A flash of his demon form sparked and the guards whimpered. They stood up, their knees shaking and slowly they all walked into the fog.
"Interesting motivation method." Batman said to Vergil as they ran into the fog.
"I was serious." Minutes later deep in the asylum, Vergil found a woman buried under rubble, "Hello? Are you alive?"
"Yes..." She pulled herself up slightly, her blood red hair covering her green skin.
"Ivy." Batman ran over and helped Vergil remove the rubble.
"Ivy? Poison Ivy?" Vergil asked as he helped the vegan vixen up to her feet.
"Yes...why?"She collapsed into his arms and struggled to pull herself up.
"My name is Vergil, my fiance is Harley. She talks about you non-stop." He chuckled and looked into her forest green eyes.
"Really now?" She grinned, "And what if I offered myself to you?"
The trio continued through the asylum, wandering through the fog, drawing closer to the epicenter of the stench, "I would decline and would advise my wife to be, to rethink her friends."
"Good boy." Vergil looked at her and then with no warning the sound of the monster errupted in front of them, the floor getting hotter as it drew closer, "What is this thing?"
"A Demise." Vergil stepped forward, "Harley!"
"Vergil?!" Harley yelled from the end of the hall, "A Demise crossed over!" Her footfalls were heard quickly growing slightly louder as she came into view. She tackled him and wrapped her arms around him, "I have been tracking it. How could it have crossed over?"
"It might be possible our traveling back and forth is creating an inter-dimensional tear, allowing demons to enter this world, much like the tear that we've been trying to find to travel to my home." The four continued through the fog towards the heat and odor.
"What should we know about this thing we are about to fight?" Ivy asked as her intent was to kill the monster that hurt her.
"That you are staying out of this." Batman's voice was stern as he was not going to allow the beautiful woman to hurt herself more.
"You are my captor, not my master." The two bickered as they turned the corner.
"WELL! First the monster is gonna be smaller then most, but it probably is about ten feet tall and thirty to forty feet long." Vergil said, "Pore on its back will emit poisonous gases randomly, but they dissipate after about two minutes, and they have a long time between each release of the toxins."
"I am immune to poison." The red haired woman said, "I could continue the assault while you fall back."
"And risk you getting hurt." Batman barked at her.
"Stop you two!" Harley yelled, "I get that you both have history, but keep it in your pants for five fucking minutes!"
"Thank you Harley," Vergil hummed kindly to his lovely bride to be, "Anyway, the beast has four eyes, two on each side of its head. The monster also has a long mouth with a protruding jaw. its jaw that protrudes down to the ground ending in a sharp point like an ax, however it widens and creates a large mask up to its eyes."Vergil looked at Batman and Ivy's expressions change, "and walks on six legs, however if outside, it will stand on its hind legs and use the bones that protrude from its chest as weapons. The fore-legs also have bone plating giving them a strong shield to hide behind." Again he paused, the groups movement slowing slightly, "It has a barbed scorpion like tip at the end of its thin tail, that contains a potent poison used to paralyze its prey. A Demise also has human level intelligence and will attempt to talk to you, it will try to convince you to help it, it will even offer to make you its rider. Do not accept this offer since Demise Riders are bound to the monster's life force and die when the monster dies."
"Seriously." Batman said as the heat began to grow, and the fog began to lighten into steam. "Why is it so hot."
"This is a pure blood demon, and it is most likely hungry. Demons temperature changes dependent on its condition. Pure bloods have a more drastic change then a half-blood." Vergil suddenly stopped and crouched, "It is just in there." he pointed to the infirmary."Another thing Ivy, if it is male, it might try to rape you."
"That is definitely something you just almost forget to mention." Ivy said angrily, she turn to Batman, "I need plants."
"Go ahead and call them from outside." He said as they opened the door and the beast turned to see them immediately. "Holy Christ." The beast recognized Vergil's scent and roared.
"Son of Sparda, have you come to die?" The monster's voice was masculine, the tone was monster like yet horrifyingly human.
"No I have not monster." Vergil unsheathed his Yamato, "I have come to take away your life."
Vergil dashed at the monster, followed by Harley. Harley jumped up as the tip of the tail tried as it might to impale her. Harley landed on the tip and began to smash it as best as she could, Vergil dove through the long sharp fingers, his hands braced him as his body fell forward, his back hit the concrete and the momentum carried him back to his feet. Ivy's eyes suddenly began shining a bright lime green and the walls shook, bursting through the walls thick barbed vines released the pressure and heat in the room, flooding the infirmary with the cool night breeze. Batman ran at the monster dodging the tail twice before being struck in the chest by a claw. Ivy's vines caught him gently before his limp body hit the wall and he stood back up. Vergil jumped onto the front left leg and dug his blade into the flesh of the monsters shoulder.
"Vergil!" The Demise roared as he slammed his shoulder into the wall, smashing the half-demon against the tiles, crunching his hand, bruising down to the bone. "I will kill you all!" The monster roared as it began to curl into a ball and spun around, letting the tail out to slice or impale anyone.
Ivy dove at Harley and pushed her out of the way of the barbs, cutting into her back, sending her into the wall. "Red!" Harley yelled running to her friend, Batman looked at them as the enemy stood up tall, its head pressing into the ceiling. Vergil ran over and covered the duo as rubble and tiles from the ceiling collapsed on them. The beast now stood upright, the top of the building missing as it pushed through the wall, crushing those trying to escape it.
Batman ran over to the pile of rubble and began digging. He soon saw Vergil's determined face as he held up the six hundred pounds of concrete and wood. Moments pass and enough had been cleared to let Vergil's adrenaline finish the job. "Ivy is OK, she is healing fast." Vergil said with no moment of hesitation.
"What about you? That was almost half a ton you just held up on your own." Batman's concern was ignored by Vergil completely.
"We need to stop that creature before it reaches the city." Vergil pulled Harley's unconscious body out of the rubble, Batman removed Ivy from the rubble.
"Let me help." Batman suggested, "With or without you I will fight, I would just prefer to know what I am doing."
"Fine. Follow my lead." Vergil's voice was filled to the brim with annoyance.
Minutes later Batman and Vergil were speeding across the bridge, the Demise in the water,step by step it moves quickly towards the city, suddenly the Batmobile raced along side it and both Batman and Vergil jumped out of the vehicle moving at fifty miles per hour, Batman grabbed Vergil and they used the grapple to launch themselves on the beast. Vergil landed and sliced the monster's top left shoulder. "Lets take this bastard down." Vergil said.
Batman nodded, and together Batman laid explosive gel in the over enlargened pores and detonated, popping the sacs of pus and poisons in its back, having the highly acidic ooze drip into the water.
"Stop that!" The Demise yell trying to grab either of the attackers. Finally the monster reached land and the ooze burned through the concrete and pavement. People screamed in terror and slowly the monster began trying to kill innocent people.
Vergil ran over and stabbed the monster in the neck with his sword sending the monster into a frenzy. Vergil was knocked off his blade falling from his grip and impaling the ground while Vergil was rendered unconscious. The Demise turned and laughed, Batman swung around with the use of his grapple and ran a batarang across the eyes of the monster, swinging out further and then sending a flurry of sharp black steel into the flesh of the monster. However, the monster grabbed Batman and began to squeeze. Suddenly monster was impaled with multiple vines followed by Harley leaping from a vine and slamming her mallet into its hand. The beast roared and Vergil stood up, he grabbed Ivy and Harley, while Ivy grabbed her vine, and Harley grabbed Batman. The beast charged and Vergil recited the incantation. Suddenly the five were in a flash of white and red and they were thus in Hell. The beast continued to charge at them, Vergil broke away and roared, tearing at his flesh, his eyes turning black and brown, a shadow began to consume him.
"Back off." Harley warned, pulling the others as Vergil exploded from the shadow and thundered a violent roar. "Yes." She hummed.
Vergil immediately began his assault on the monster. Five quick jabs to the jaw, followed by his heavy haymaker. The sound of the Demise's jaw shattering echoed through the cavern. The monster dropped and swiped Vergil's feet from under him with its tail. Vergil landed and rolled out of the way of three barbed tail jabs. The fourth one was caught by Vergil's tail and Vergil used the force from the Demise pulling away to lift him back up. Vergil yanked multiple spikes from his back and began to throw them at the forty feet tall monster. The spikes were blocked my the monster's four shielded arms however in the monster's moment of blind defense Vergil jumped into the air and tore off his back bones. The brittle bone turned to dust and the duel blades were revealed. Vergil let out a brutal roar and came down with all his might. The blades cut through one arm, however shattered against the second. The monster sent his own assault at Vergil monster released his toxin blinding the Titan Vergil and proceeded to attack. The three remaining arms sending jabs to the chest and stomach followed by a duel haymaker into the jaw and shoulder sending Vergil back onto his back. Vergil used his elbow bones to slow his slide and from lay got up and dashed at the Demise, his vision restoring with each angry, powerful step. The Demise jumped back and there behind it was Ivy struggling to control the hellish plants. She impaled him with a flurry of sharpened vines and held him up as an offering to Vergil. The inner demon of Vergil roared and began to tear at the helpless creature. The Demise cried out in agony as the hardened bone on his arms were torn off, taking huge lumps of flesh with it. Vergil got into the monsters face and roared, his spit flying into the eye of his prey. Ivy looked on in struggled horror, Harley smiled and held her hands together, Batman watched in amazed disgust, as Vergil began to bit and tear off chunks of flesh to eat, swallowing it whole, the monster cried out in terrible pain. Ivy's struggle ended as the plants finally won and she lost control, releasing the Demise before a finish attack could be delivered. Batman ran over, as the Demise's anger was now at her. Vergil seeing his company in danger bellowed a deafening roar and his eyes flashed into a black and blue flame, he dashed at an incredible speed, his nails becoming claws of steel. He ran to the side of the monster and dug his nails into it's neck. Vergil gripped tightly around the vertebrates and lifted the beast into the air, throwing it to the side, shattering its exposed bones on impact, the pain sent tears into the Demise eye. Vergil crouched and a terrible horrid dreadful grin cut across his face, revealing his blood red fangs. Vergil slowly inched towards the monster his sharp nose aligned with the Demise and their eyes filling the others. Vergil began to laugh demonically. His boom cackle sent shivers down the spines of the trio. Vergil saw the fear in his prey's eyes and he was happy. "Please...sp-" The demise began to say before Vergil roared in anger and tore out the throat of the beast. Blood spewed out and rain on Vergil as he slowly returned to his human form.
"YAY!" Harley yelled dancing through the blood rain. She ran over and hugged her fiance, and shared a passionate kiss.
"Holy fucking shit." Ivy blurted out as she got closer to the carnage remains.
"Don't Google that." Batman joked as his persona of being cold and emotionless was mostly destroyed in the witnessing of Vergil's power.
"Vergil...how?" Ivy started as the couple exited the flooding blood.
"I'm one of the twin sons of the greatest demon ever to live." Vergil chuckled, "Welcome to Hell, my home until I can find a way back to my dimension."
"While this is all cute and cuddly, honey, you won't be able to transform for a while, we should head to the camp and rest." Harley suggested.
Minutes later the group arrives at a cave with a barricaded entrance. Vergil knocks twice and opens the door. Suddenly Bud and Lou come flying out and tackle him down, licking his cheeks and arms. "Down you silly mutts." Vergil cries out.
"Buddy. Louy. Mommy is home. The Hyenas stop and look at the lovely lady and begin wagging their tails and running at her. Bud stops and begins to growl, followed by Lou, as Batman entered. Ivy rushed in and stepped in front of him. "Babies!" Harley shouts, "Friend." Their heads tilt and pondered what she meant. Slowly they walked to the Caped crusader and bowed their heads to show apology.
"Is it safe here for them?" Batman asked, "I mean they are only Hyenas." He crouched down and gently pet Bud, scratching behind his ear, gaining Bud's love with the simple action.
"They saved us plenty of times from Hellhounds at night." Harley said, praising her pups. Harley walked over to a chest and pulled out two mats, "sorry Bats and Red, We only have two mats."
"We could share." Ivy said in a lustful tone.
"I'll just keep watch." Batman said, walking away and out the door.
"Ivy."Harley said as she walked to her, taking her hand and walked away with her, "What are you trying to do?"
"Can't blame me for trying, I mean we are in hell and you have Vergil." Ivy chuckled, "I do have a fondness for him after all."
"True, but trying to get him in bed with you is kinda fast." Harley chuckled and the turned back, seeing Vergil prepare a few steaks for the others while preparing Goliath Cutlets for himself.
"Vergil dear. I'm a Vegan." Ivy says sweetly. "No steak."
Vergil turns and smiles, "Two are for Bats." He continued to cook the meat on the two frying pans while Harley prepared Ivy a Garden Salad. "Batman!" Vergil called out. "Dinner is ready."
Batman walked in a few minutes later and shut the door, his face covered in soot and anger boiling his blood. "This place is dangerous as all fuck."
"Well it is Hell." Harley sarcastically answered, "Now sit down and eat, Vergil cooked you two flank steaks so be happy."
Slowly the group ate, Vergil sat forward and took a sip of his Scamper blood, making Ivy and Batman look at him with disgust. "Sorry but this shit is nutritious and tasty." He laughed and sat back. "Batman, Ivy, both of you have some scientific experience." They nodded, "Do you think you could help me synthesis a potion or drug that would allow normal humans to eat demon food?"
"Why can't they?" Ivy asked, sitting forward, pushing her empty bowl into the center.
"Poisonous."
"That's it?"
"Yes."
"Simple." She sat up and kissed Harley and then moved towards Batman.
"No thank you Ivy. I'll take a shot." Batman said as cold as ice.
"Really?" Ivy asked as she took one of Vergil's grilled demon plants and took a bite. "Dry and flaky but taste fine."
"Give me a shot then." His eyes narrowed and the air grew thick with tension.
"Just let me kiss you." Ivy whispered.
"No."
"Why not?" Ivy crossed her arms, "Its not like I'm going to infect you with some disease."
"It's not that." Batman sighed.
Harley giggled as she realized everything before the others, "You like Ivy!" She shouted with gleeful joy.
"You do?" Ivy and Vergil echoed.
Batman sighed and nodded, "Since our kiss I have yet to stop thinking of it. No matter who I am with your kiss is what I feel." He shook his head. "It is wrong of me to lust after my enemy."
"Says who?" Ivy said angrily, standing up in a fit. "I have been lusting after you since I met you!" Her voice cracked, "You think I like fighting you? The only man I have ever trusted since I was turned into this monster! Do you know how it makes me feel every time I have to break the law just to see you?" A tear welled in her eye and she slowly fell to the floor. "I've tried to get help but then I don't see you!" Ivy stood up and left the area, walking out of the cave, Bud and Lou growling at Batman, and Vergil having to calm them down.
"Not very smooth Bats." Harley said as she stood up and followed after her friend.
"Its not my fault...I just don't need to be wanting to fuck her every time I confront her." Batman says standing up and walking deeper in the cave, leaving Vergil, Bud and Lou to enjoy their demon meat.
Outside of the cave Harley was holding her red haired friend, "Red..." Harley starts. "I love you too much to let you suffer like this."
"What are you going to do?" She sighed, "I love him and he resents me."
"No he fears his feelings for you, but they are obvious."
"They are?" Ivy sat looked up from her crouched sobbing ball.
"Yes it is sweetie, but he doesn't realize it." Harley smiled with her usual cheer.
"What do we do then?" She sobbed slightly, "You found your true love in Vergil..."
"Exactly, Vergil." Harley smiled with an ecstatic grin.
"Huh?"Ivy tilted her head and looked at the clown queen.
"You are going to have sex with Vergil tonight and make sure it is just loud enough to get Bat-brain's attention." Harley clapped her hands together hard.
"NO!" Ivy stood up quickly. "He is your lover, not mine."
"Just do it."
"Why?" Icy asked with thorns on her tongue.
"Because I am on my time of the month and Vergil is reluctant to have sex with me because he fears the blood might drive him crazy, so you have sex with him and please him, while also getting Bats to realize his feelings for you, especially if you call out his name." Harley smiled lovingly.
"No! It doesn't seem right." Ivy frowned at her friend, "I thought you were better then this."
"Ivy...You are right this isn't right, I know that, but I am willing to take some pain so you can try to get the bat blunder to reveal his love for you." Harley's smile disappeared, "I honestly am going to be hurt when you have sex with him, if you do, but I am willing to because you are like my big sis."
Ivy sat back down, next to Harley. "Will Vergil be OK with this?"
"No."
"That might be a problem."
"I'll just beg him to deal with it."
Back in the cave Vergil walked up to Batman who was leaning against a wall about fifty feet from the fire. "So..." Vergil spoke but was absent of words, he was unable to speak. He waited and Batman sighed.
"Listen, Vergil. I am a very complicated man, I am not like you. I can't love some woman who kills for her love of plants." He stood there trying his hardest to keep his cool.
"I am the son of the strongest demon ever in existence. I am a nihilist, misanthropic half demon who wants nothing more then to control the power my father left me." He leaned against the wall, "Honestly I had completely killed my emotions for years, killed thousands of people, I hated Harley for a good amount of time. The only reason I didn't kill her to begin with was I was going to use her as a sacrifice to get back to my world and kill my brother. If it wasn't for the fact that she showed concern for me I would have kept hating her and we would not have ever met." Vergil sighed, "I am not good with peoples emotions cause honestly I could careless if I hurt your fucking feelings. But you are a friend, so I will help you."
"What?" Batman said his voice retaining his icy coolness.
"I want to help you realize your emotions for her." Vergil smiled as best as he could.
"I don't love Ivy!" Batman said with an angry burst.
Vergil chuckled, "OK. Just you wait." Vergil turned and returned to the camp where he found Ivy and Harley standing together. "What is going on."
"Have sex with Ivy."Harley quickly blurts out quietly.
"Say again?" Vergil sits forward.
"She wants you to have sex with me so Batman will get jealous and express his feelings for me." Ivy said slowly.
"You really think that will work?" Vergil asked the delicious duo.
"Yes." They said together.
"It won't." Vergil says, "It would be very, very unlikely at least."
"It is also to please you my dear." Harley said sullenly.
Vergil sighed and the girls sat near him.
"I can't get pregnant if that is a worry. I am clean of all disease. I won't bite unless you want it." Ivy says jokingly.
"He is in love with you Harley, but he needs reassurance from you that you won't continue being a villain." Vergil explain.
"But what if he doesn't believe me?"
"I don't know."
"Let's try my plan first." Harley said calmly.
"You are so insistent." Vergil said.
"Well you and Red need to bone and I can't do it, and Bat-Brain could do Red but that leaves you, honey and unless you want it blood or brown looks like the green is where you should be golfing on." Harley's incoherent explanation of her persistence left the others in a daze.
"Your thought process still amazes me." Ivy said with a slight confusion.
"I second that." Vergil said as they looked at her.
"Well sorry but I feel you too need to relax and it will also get the Bat jealous. Especially if she calls out for Batty."
Vergil sighed again. "Fine but under one condition."
"What?" The two asked.
"You have to have sex with someone else as well to make it fair." Vergil said regrettably.
"You don't have to." Harley's voice was tender.
"Yes I do." He turned to Harley and kissed her passionately, "I love you Harley Quinn."
"I love you too." She returned the kiss and as she broke the kiss she forced Ivy into his lap and into a lustful kiss. Down the way Batman saw this and a small growl escaped from his throat.
I hope you don't mind if I end this here. I'll continue from right here in the next chapter, no worries, I just noticed how long this was getting and it was gonna be twice as long if I continued. If anyone has any suggestions for the story be sure to review and if you have a request for a story please be sure to send me them.
Anyway I wanted to announce a few things. First is that I just finished another Elder Scrolls fanfic One-shot requested by PyroSolracIII called "A Man and his Sabercat" and that I will be working on a few new One-Shot style stories such as "Silver Savior" (Sephiroth before the Nibelheim incident is transported to Gotham and saves Harley from Joker where the two proceed to have lots of fun)"Love is a Battlefield" (A Massive-Multi-Shot requested by Riderman09 involving Hal Jordan, Aya, and Bleez requested with loads of fun),and "Links Ladies" (A slice of life style story where every chapter is a bit of a Hy-Rule 34 kind of day)
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