The Gods Play Truth or Dare! Chapter 5

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"How could you!" Nico whined. "I wanna join in!"

From somewhere on Olympus, you could hear some mysterious goddess yell "Want to! Want to!"

Annabeth face-palmed "Mom….. They're lost causes. I don't suggest you even try to make them smarter. It won't work."

"Hey!" the demigods in question (Percy, Nico, Thalia, and Leo) knew who she was talking about.

"I wonder if Ares has 'let off steam' yet?" Thalia snickered.

"Literally? Like…..water evaporating?" Percy was suddenly interested.

"No," Annabeth stated. "Getting less angry,"

"Oh," Percy was not very interested anymore.

That was when the bright light surrounded them.

"I'm really getting tired of this." Leo suggested lamely.

"We can continue!" Apollo pranced around like an extremely happy fangirl.

Ares grumbled a bit and shifted on his throne.

"Hermes!" Apollo swung around and pointed at Hermes. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes blushed.

Another roar of laughter.

"Did you put up any pranks during the break, and, if so, what were they?" Apollo smirked.

"You're evil, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes paused. "Yes, I put centipedes in the female demigod's pillows, would you like some fries with that?"

"Hermes!" Hera chastised. "Go clean it up!"

"Fine, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes flashed out.

"Athena," Poseidon stated. "Truth or dare?"

I can't say truth to him. He'll think I'm a wimp. That leaves me with…..DARE! "Dare," Athena decided.

"Act like a stupid blond until bed time." Poseidon smirked.

She just stared at him with bug eyes.

"Dang, she's good." Poseidon the pussy cat gaped. "Athena, are you okay with this?"

"Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, that's nice." Athena looked stupid.

"Percy!" Rachel yelled. "Truth or dare?!"

"Dare!" Percy shouted back.

"IS THIS A SHOUTING MATCH?" Ares asked. "I WANNA JOIN!"

"….Athena, aren't you gonna correct everyone?" Apollo asked.

Athena wasn't paying any attention. "Oh…wha? That's nice…."

"She's taking this extremely seriously," Hades thought this was creepy. I know, shocker.

"The dare!" Hera yelled.

"Oh, right, every time someone calls you, instead of saying 'Hello,' say, 'You're going to die,' and hang up." Rachel smirked evilly.

"….Okay," Percy said.

"Hey, Annabeth, can I borrow you're phone?" Leo asked.

"Sure," Annabeth gave Leo her phone. "Rule No. 1: do not take it apart for spare parts. Rule No.2….." you probably know how this goes.

Leo dialed a number. It rang for a minute; then, a nymph came in with a phone saying "It's for Percy Jackson."

The nymph gave the phone to Percy. It said "Hello, this is Leo Valdez….."

"You're gonna die!" Percy hung up.

"Well!" Leo handed Annabeth back her phone.

"Annabeth, truth or dare?" Percy asked.

"Truth," Annabeth did not want to end up like her mom.

"What do you not like about the person sitting to your right?" Percy smiled.

Thalia wanted to hear this because it was she who was sitting next to her right.

"What I don't like about Thalia?" Annabeth looked nervous. "Ummm, she was too heroic and that lead to her tree-death."

"Hey!" Thalia was offended. "Wait, wouldn't Percy also be way too heroic?"

"Exactly," Annabeth smiled, as if that made perfect sense, "Insult Percy! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Now, Annabeth," Hades instructed. "The evil laugh must come from within. It must come from your lungs."

"Yes, sir!" Annabeth saluted.

"Hey!" Percy was also offended.

"Demeter," Thalia stated. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth,"

"Who is the most shabbily dressed person in this room?" Thalia asked.

"Hades," Demeter said instantly. "All that dark clothing,"

"Hey!" the lord of the dead was offended.

"Apollo, truth or dare?" Demeter asked, sickly sweet.

"Dare!"

"Let the person who hates you the most do your hair."

Without being told to, Artemis stood up and started messing with Apollo's hair. "I've always wanted to do this.

"Hey! You're messing it up!" Apollo poutd.

"That's the point!" Artemis smiled, as if that made complete sense.

"You….." Apollo did not like people messing with his hair.

Then, Hermes returned. "Apollo, why are you letting Artemis do your hair, would you like some fries with that?"

"Dare," Apollo's answer answered all.

Artemis was done a few minutes later. "Done,"

The sun god's hair was all over the place in a rat's nest. Literally. There was a rat inside. The moon goddess put tree's on his head. It was such a fabulous hairdo.

Apollo glared at a piece of his hair that was dangling in front of his face. He blew it away.

"Hermes, truth or dare?" Apollo was miserable.

"Dare, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes was scared, so it came out as a question.

"Take an item out of the refrigerator and kiss it passionately for 90 seconds." Apollo forgot about his hairdo.

Hermes snapped a picture of Apollo's hair.

In return, Apollo turned on the video camera to videotape Hermes kissing an object from the refrigerator.

Hermes took out a bottle of ketchup and started kissing it with as much passion as he could muster.

"Aw!" Aphrodite cooed. "Now if you'd do that to a girl, that would be better,"

Piper rolled her eyes at her mom's antics.

"How can he do that? Who likes ketchup?" Nico asked. (AN: No offense to anyone who likes ketchup.)

"Not everyone hates ketchup as much as you do, Nico," Thalia answered calmly.

Hermes finish kissing it in 90 seconds. "Apollo, you'd better NOT let that go viral, would you like some fries with that?"

"Tee hee," Apollo looked innocent.

"Aphrodite, truth or dare?" Poseidon asked.

"What, oh, um, I think I'll take a dare this time." Aphrodite smiled.

"Go into the bathroom, wet your hair, put shampoo in it, but don't take the shampoo out for two hours." Poseidon smirked.

Aphrodite looked disgusted. "I wouldn't be beautiful, though." she pouted.

"I personally think that that would be cute. It proves that a person would work." Hephaestus smiled.

"Alright," Aphrodite left.

"Now," Hephaestus smirked. "Zeus, truth or dare?"

"Truth,"

"If you got any chance to make someone in this room your slave, who would that be?" the god of the forges smiled.

"Poseidon," Zeus stated instantly.

Poseidon glared at his brother. "Really?"

Zeus had an expression that read What do you think, idiot?

"Ooo, Poseidon and Zeus sassed each other, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes grinned.

Laughter ran through the hall again.

"Dionysus," Zeus stated. "Truth or dare?"

"Zzzzzzzzz,"

"If you don't get up, I'll extend your time at Camp Half-Blood!" Zeus warned.

"I'm up!" Dionysus yelled. "What is it?" he yawned.

"Truth or dare?" Zeus repeated.

"Dare,"

"Go to the neighbors and ask to borrow an umbrella," Zeus' eyes glinted evilly.

"You're not going to make it rain, are you?" Hera asked.

"Why would you think that?" Zeus put one the I'm-innocent look.

"I don't see what we would use an umbrella for, but whatever," Dionysus trudged out of the room.

"Hermes, are the cameras rolling?" Apollo asked.

"Yeah, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes was excited.

You could hear Dionysus say "Can I borrow your umbrella?"

The random minor god said. "Sure, but I don't see why you would need one,"

"Do you think they're related?" Nico asked in a very loud whisper.

"Everyone is related in some crazy way or another," Thalia whispered back.

"Do you know that I can hear you?" Apollo used the same loud whisper they did.

"It's meant to be heard." the two demigods whispered loudly.

"Okay!" Apollo whispered back.

Everyone cracked up.

Dionysus returned with an umbrella, and Aphrodite returned with suds in her hair.

"Nico," Thalia chose, "Truth or dare,"

"Truth,"

"What is the worst sin you've ever committed?" the daughter of Zeus asked.

"Um, probably practically giving Percy to my father right before the Second Titan War," Nico flinched.

"Ouch," Jason pitied him.

"He admits it!" Percy stood up and put an arm out to him dramatically.

"I've admitted it a bajillion times." Nico pouted. "You were just too oblivious to notice it." the son of Hades smirked.

"Hey!" the son of Poseidon was offended.

"Annabeth!" Nico escaped the fury of Percy, "Truth or dare?"

"Truth,"

"What is something you stole?" Nico asked, and Hermes' eyes glinted.

"Clothes," Annabeth admitted. "Moving on,"

"Artemis," Hades decided. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare," the goddess of the moon has chosen.

"Call the pizza guy and ask 'Is this 911?'." Hades smirked.

"Boys!" Artemis was mad.

A nymph brought in a phone and gave it to Artemis. She dialed.

"Hello, is this 911?" she asked.

"N-no, miss. To get to 911, you have to dial 9-1-1," the pizza guy probably thought that Artemis was stupid.

"Boys," Artemis hung up.

"Demeter," the moon goddess asked. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare,"

"Continually talk without hesitation or deviation for five minutes." Artemis dared.

"You're evil," Demeter pouted. "Bingal…" you get how that goes.

"Deviation?" Apollo looked to Athena, "What does that mean?"

"What? Oh, um, I don't know," the wisdom goddess answered.

"What the Hades is going on?" Apollo asked.

"Don't use my name as a curse word!" Hades yelled.

"Artemis, you said the word, what does it mean?" Apollo shouted.

"Deviation is the departure from a standard or norm." Artemis thought that boys were stupid.

"Oh," Apollo smiled. "My sister answered me!"

The throne room was in chaos.

"Break-time!" the lord of the skies charged out the door.

"Over-dramatic," Poseidon sighed.

"Finally!" Athena was let out of a living Tartarus, acting like a dumb blond. "Freedom!"

"How come she gets to stop, but I don't?" Hermes complained. "Would you like some fries with that?"

"It was just the dare," Hera answered.

The chaos continued.

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