The Gods Play Truth or Dare! Chapter 6
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"They are so immature," Hazel sighed.
"You said it," Frank agreed.
"Now, when I heard about Percy at camp, I thought that he'd be way more mature," Jason was astonished.
"I would too," Hazel understood.
"I shall join the fight this time!" Nico was yelling.
"Sorry, Nico," Thalia was sickly sweet, "You have to wait until next week's fight."
"But I wanna fight now!" Nico complained.
"Want to! Want to!" Athena was restored, at least, for now.
"We already did our fight." Percy took sides with Thalia.
"I was being forced to eat cereal via Demeter!" Nico whined.
"To bad, so sad," Thalia stated. "Maybe next week."
Being the little kid he is, Nico almost cried.
"See, Percy?" Thalia asked. "Nico's a little kid! You can't have any thoughts about decapitating him!"
"You had thoughts on decapitating Nico?" Hazel yelled.
Percy held an expression that said Duh, who wouldn't?
Hazel face-palmed. "Nico has such loving cousins,"
"Yep!" Thalia and Percy smiled.
"I hate you guys!" Nico complained.
"No, you love us!" Thalia smiled.
Jason gave Nico the look.
"Alright, but I am going to fight next week." Nico decided.
"Alright," Thalia found a new favorite word.
"Truth or Dare time!" Apollo announced.
Zeus came back from doing Zeus-knows-what.
"Truth or dare, Nico?" Thalia grinned evilly.
"Dare,"
"Go swim in some ketchup," the daughter of Zeus was evil.
"How could you betray me?" Nico was even closer to crying. "Besides, where would I find enough ketchup to swim in?"
"Right there!" Apollo made a swimming pool full of ketchup appear in the middle of the throne room.
Nico groaned.
"Come on!" Thalia pushed Nico in.
Before the son of Hades disappeared in the red substance, he let out the most manly girly scream ever.
"He just screamed like a little girl!" Leo laughed.
"It was manly, at least," Percy sighed.
A few minutes later, Nico appeared again. "Help me, please,"
"Manners, I like it." Percy smirked.
"Never learned…." Nico went under.
"Never learned what?" Percy was confused.
Annabeth thought for a moment, "Swim! He doesn't know how to swim!"
"Who doesn't know how to swim?" Percy was still confused.
"Just think, Nico was in the casino for 70 years. Then, he figured out he was a son of Hades. I don't think he would go in Poseidon's domain," Annabeth explained.
"Oh," Percy's only answer before he went in.
He appeared with Nico a little bit later.
Nico looked as if his savior had arrived; Jason raised his eyebrow.
"Okay," Demeter made the pool vanish. "Truth or dare, Athena?"
"Dare,"
"Go all, 'dumb blond' again," Demeter smirked.
Athena looked annoyed but did it anyway.
"Truth or dare, Thalia?" Nico was still covered in ketchup.
"Truth,"
"Sit completely still for a minute. Everyone else will try to move you by all costs." Nico smiled.
Thalia sat still
Then, Frank turned into a weasel and nudged her, but she ignored it. Annabeth could not find the heart to judo flip her. Nico summoned soldiers, but they were destroyed when they got close to her via lightning. Well, she didn't move. Then, Percy sent a wave at her in which made her go flat on her back.
"Oh," Nico gasped. "Percy beat you,"
"Shut up, Death Breath,"
"Pinecone Face,"
"Zombie Dude,"
"Enough!" Hera yelled, dominating all.
"Percy," Thalia turned to her cousin, "Truth or dare?"
"Truth,"
"How many times have you and Annabeth attempted to strangle each other?" Thalia asked.
"A bajillion times," Percy answered immediately.
"Okay," Jason nodded slowly.
"But you're dating!" Leo gasped.
"It doesn't mean they never hated each other," Rachel smiled.
"Truth or dare, Annabeth?" Clarisse asked.
"Dare,"
"Call up a hotel and ask if they serve dinosaurs. Also ask about things you like with the dinosaurs." the daughter of war smirked.
Annabeth took out her cell phone. "Hello, does this place serve dinosaurs? I also like zombies and disfigured kelp."
Annabeth listened for a moment. "Percy, they asked me to get my boyfriend to answer a few questions."
Percy took up the phone.
"Is your girlfriend sane.." the guy was cut off.
"You're gonna die," Percy hung up.
"Truth or dare, Athena?" Aphrodite asked.
"Oh, um, truth?" Athena inquired.
"List every man you've liked." Aphrodite demanded.
"Oh, um, Fredrick was nice, but so is Charles. I liked Christopher too. Aaron was sweet, but Mark was a bit sassy," this went on for a minute.
"Ooo," Aphrodite smiled.
Athena twirled her hair like an idiot.
"Percy," Hades asked. "Truth or dare?"
"Again? Um, dare," Percy made the mistake of accepting a dare from the lord of the dead.
"For one minute, try to drown your father." Hades smirked.
Percy stood wide-eyed for a moment.
"Go on, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes said. "I'm timing you, would you like some fries with that?"
Percy formed a bulb of water around his father's head while praying, "Please forgive me, please forgive me, please forgive me,"
The bulb didn't work. Percy then resorted to using the fluids inside Poseidon's body. "Please forgive me, please forgive me, please forgive me,"
"One minutes up!" Apollo yelled.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry….." Percy tried to apologize.
Poseidon just chuckled. "I haven't had fun like that in a while!"
"Fun?" Jason asked.
"Yes, fun!" the sea god stated, as if that made perfect sense.
"Okay," Jason just nodded.
"Truth or dare, Ares!" Poseidon yelled.
"Dare, I'm not a wimp," the war god shouted back.
"Run around screaming gibberish that sounds serious," the sea god said with a straight face.
"Blah, blah, blah, I like ponies! Bingal bongal, dingal dagal. Yikidi do, yikidi da, ping pong. Lipi tapi to ta," Ares said seriously.
Laughter roared throughout the throne room.
"Truth or dare," Zeus paused. "Hades?"
"Dare,"
"Eat mustard and wine."
"Isn't that what you used to make Kronos barf his guts up?" Percy threw in.
"Yes, yes it is," Zeus said with a straight face.
Hades made his way to the refrigerator and took out the mustard and wine. He mixed the two substances together, and then, he ate it.
Guess what happened next. Hades puked.
Poseidon and Zeus were laughing extremely.
"How come Hades gets to have wine, but I don't?" Dionysus whined.
"For reasons," Zeus smirked.
"Boys!" Artemis was frustrated.
"Why don't you go and dare a demigod?" Poseidon suggested.
Dionysus left.
"Truth or dare, Jason?" Dionysus asked.
"Dare,"
"Shake a stranger's hand and refuse to let go." Dionysus ordered.
Jason then attached himself to Percy's hand.
"What, you don't know me?" Percy looked hurt.
"No, I have absolutely no clue who you are," Jason said sarcastically.
Percy still looked hurt.
"It was sarcasm," Jason amended.
"Oh," was all Percy said.
"Really? 'Oh' is all you say?" Jason asked.
Percy nodded with manly dignity.
"Seaweed Brain!" Annabeth face-palmed.
"Let go," Percy ordered.
"No," Jason held Percy's hand tighter.
"Losing blood circulation here." Percy complained.
"So?" Jason asked.
"Let go!" Percy whined.
"No!" Jason said dramatically.
"Like father, like son," Poseidon snickered.
"I heard that!" Zeus roared.
"You can let go now," Hera stated.
Jason let go.
"Finally!" Percy was finally free from the grasp of Jason.
"I think we should, I don't know, take a break, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes announced.
"What? Oh, a break, okay, whatever," Athena was still in dumb blond form.
"Break time!" Nico got excited. "Fight!"
"A weeks not over yet!" Thalia reminded.
"Aw," Nico was sad.
And still, chaos was raging throughout the throne room.
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