The Gods Play Truth or Dare! Chapter 7

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Leo was bored during the break. He needed a plan, and it had to be a plan that was actually a plan. Usually, on the Argo II, the plans were called "winging it". This time, he had to know what he was doing.

Armed with pink paint, he was sent to work. Later, the hasty escape was made.

"He'll never know it was me," Leo snickered at the bed he painted pink. It was Jason's.

Blame the ADHD. Time went by so fast it was time to play Truth or Dare again. The break only felt like a few minutes to Leo.

"Truth or dare, Artemis?" Aphrodite asked.

"Truth,"

"Wimp," Ares coughed.

"Do you have something caught in your throat, Ares?" Apollo and Rachel asked in unison.

"Shut up," the war god glared at them.

"What is the funniest incident you've ever faced?" Aphrodite asked.

"Well, it would probably be Apollo being a victim of the make-up." Artemis smirked.

"That was only once!" Apollo complained.

"More like 1,221 times, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes coughed.

"Do you have anything stuck in your throat, Hermes?" Apollo and Rachel asked again.

"Nope, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes smiled.

"Truth or dare, Jason?" Leo asked evilly.

"Dare,"

"Eat hot chili," Leo knew that Jason wouldn't be able to stand the hot stuff.

Jason scowled.

"What's wrong, Jason?" Leo asked innocently.

"Not everyone grew up with the hot chilies, Leo," Jason glared at the son of Hephaestus.

"So?"

"You probably get my point," Jason grumbled.

Later…

"Hot! Hot! Hot!" Jason was practically panting.

"You don't have to be so dramatic," Leo was eating a chili like it was a banana.

"How?" Percy stared at Leo. "How is that possible?"

"Pure skill," Leo smirked.

"Never-mind," Percy looked away.

"What's wrong with pure skill?" Leo questioned. "Nothing!"

"Whatever," Frank sighed.

"Truth or dare, Hazel?" Annabeth asked.

"Dare,"

"Bury yourself with gems for one minute," Annabeth smiled innocently.

"You're evil," Hazel pouted.

Thousands of gems piled up around Hazel. She was completely covered.

"I'm timing you, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes timed.

"Has a minute been done yet?" Apollo asked.

"Boys, so impatient," Artemis was annoyed.

"You're done, Hazel, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes cut off.

The gems were disposed of.

"Frank," Hazel asked. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth,"

"Do you like being a weasel?"

"…" Frank was silent. "Did you really just ask that?"

"Yup!" Hazel popped the 'p'.

"…..Fine…Yes," Frank blushed.

Another roar of laughter.

"Does that mean you use basilisks to your advantage?" Percy asked.

Frank had a Duh, look on his face.

"You guys are so immature," Jason stated.

"Says the guy who was dancing around after eating a chili," Hazel and Frank glared at him.

"What? It's a chili! Who doesn't?" Jason asked.

"Leo," Hazel answered instantly.

"Well, he's Leo!" Jason pointed at the son of Hephaestus.

"Well, we're still more mature than them," Hazel pointed to the quarreling children of the Greek Big Three.

"Death Breath," Thalia warned.

"Gods of Olympus, I'm so scared!" Nico said sarcastically.

"That's it," the daughter of Zeus got up.

"Stop!" Percy stated.

"Kelp Head!" the two demigods yelled.

"Yes, more action," Ares and Clarisse leaned forward.

"How am I related to them?" Frank face-palmed.

"You just are, somehow," Leo smiled.

"It's because of your parentage. Your parent is Mars, so you are also related to Ares. Clarisse is a daughter of Ares, therefore your half-sibling," Annabeth explained.

"What? Oh, yeah," Athena was still acting stupid.

"We did not need to listen to that," Leo decided.

"Why not?" Annabeth pouted.

"Because it wasn't necessary," the son of Hephaestus pointed out.

"Yes it was," Annabeth said with pride.

"Hera," Zeus asked. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth,"

"…Um," Zeus wanted her to choose dare, "Is it true that you were thinking of sending Apollo and Hermes to a mental asylum?" the lord of the skies blurted out the first thing on his mind.

"Of course," Hera stated in a 'duh' voice.

"What a great idea!" Artemis smiled.

"No!" the two yelled. "You wouldn't do that to us, would you?"

"Would you like some fries with that?" the messenger god added.

"I would," the marriage goddess explained.

"Why?" Apollo asked.

"Boys! So clueless…." Artemis sighed.

"Anyway," Rachel sighed. "Truth or dare, Nico?"

"Dare,"

"Run around screaming 'I have lost my voice! Please help me find it!'." Rachel Dare dared. (AN" I just had to do that.)

"I have lost my voice, please help me find it!" Nico ran around for a little bit.

"Hold on, Nico!" Thalia and Percy shouted dramatically. "We think we know where it is!"

"Where? Oh, where! Please help me!" Nico pleaded.

"I don't think you ever lost it!" Thalia smirked.

"Yeah!" Percy agreed.

"How could you say that? I'm trying to find it!" Nico cried.

"It's like sunglasses. You put them on your head. Then, later, you wonder where they went. They were on your head all along," Apollo smiled.

Artemis choked a little.

"What?" Apollo was confused.

"You sounded smart!" Artemis couldn't breathe.

"….I have my moments," the sun god pointed out.

"Truth or dare," Nico spun around dramatically, "Dad?"

"Um, dare," Hades was nervous about what his son would do to him.

"Select another player and repeat what they say for the next three rounds." Nico smirked.

"…"

"Now, Clarisse," Jason asked. "Truth or dare?

"Dare,"

"Dare," Hades coughed.

Another roar of laughter.

"Poke a sword at Frank," Nico whispered.

"You dare,"

"You dare," Hades repeated.

"Ugh! Everyone needs better threats!" Hephaestus was annoyed.

Clarisse poked a sword at Frank.

"What?" Frank asked.

Clarisse went back to her seat.

"Truth or dare, Prissy?" Clarisse asked.

"Truth or dare, Prissy?" the lord of the dead said.

"This is really getting annoying." Percy face-palmed.

"Prissy? Prissy!" Leo started rolling on the floor, laughing.

"Prissy?" Piper asked "Really?"

"Yes," Clarisse stated seriously.

"Yes," Hades added.

"Truth," Percy stated.

"Wimp," Clarisse growled.

"Wimp,"

"How many times have you almost died?" Clarisse asked.

"Um," Percy started counting on his fingers. "Many, many, many, many,"

Poseidon paled.

"Truth or dare, Pinecone Face?" Percy asked.

"Kelp Head," Thalia growled.

"Just answer the question!" Percy was getting impatient.

"Dare,"

"Have you ever liked a boy before you joined the Hunters?" 'Kelp Head' asked.

"Yes," Thalia stated.

Leo whistled.

"Not you!" Thalia screamed in distaste.

"Bed time," Hera decided.

"What?" Apollo whined.

"It's 10:30, and there are little kids here." Hera gestured to the children of the Underworld.

"We aren't little!" Nico whined. "We were born how long ago?"

"A long time ago," Hazel added.

"Exactly!" Nico complained.

"Just go," Hera face-palmed.

Later that night….

Annabeth and Leo were having an intense Jenga match.

"Let's have a fight now!" Nico jumped up and down.

"No," Percy stated.

"Next week," Thalia added.

Nico left very sadly.

"Hmmmm, Frozen, I wonder," Rachel pondered.

"That better not be about that daughter of Khione, Elsa!" Leo yelled.

"Go to sleep!" Frank, Jason, and Hazel were being mature and trying to sleep.

"No!" Clarisse shouted. "I just started sparring!"

If you listened close enough, you could have heard Frank mutter, "Stupid sisters,"

"Immature Greeks," Jason groaned.

"We heard that!" the Greeks yelled.

Anyone could have heard a mysterious god yell "Shut up!"

"Ares," Annabeth groaned.

Stupid fathers, Frank thought.

"Go to SLEEP!" Hazel yelled.

"Yes ma'am, of course ma'am, right away ma'am." Nico practically flew in his bed.

"Works every time," Hazel smirked.

"Hey!" Nico whined. "If I have to sleep, so do you!"

The demigods groaned, but listened to the son of Hades.

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