The Gods Play Truth or Dare! Chapter 8

Thank you for not giving up on me! I own nothing!

The morning started usually, for the first three seconds. An alarm clock went off, and then, Apollo pranced into their room yelling "The red-coats are coming!"

Yup, a beautiful way to start your day.

"Wha- Apollo!" Rachel screamed.

"Get out!" Piper threw her dagger at him, hitting him square in the face.

"Ow," Apollo pouted. "Anyway, come along children! Let's play Truth or Dare!"

"We're not children!" the Greeks yelled.

"Remind me again," Jason face-palmed. "How can they stay un-vaporized?"

"That's the question of the century," Frank gaped.

"It's pure skill," Leo called over.

"More like luck!" Hazel yelled.

Nico, still scared of Hazel for making him go into bed, almost whimpered. She didn't even need charmspeak!

Apollo flashed everyone out except himself.

He then started running to the throne room.

"Why didn't you just flash here, man, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes raised an eyebrow.

"I don't know, ask Athena, she knows everything," Apollo panted.

"We tried that," Hermes gestured to Athena twirling her hair.

"Oh," Apollo sighed. "That's a problem,"

"Are you kidding; it's not, would you like some fries with that? We don't have to read or study now, would you like some fries with that?" Hermes said seriously.

"Dude, you can't be serious asking that question over and over," Apollo laughed, and Hermes glared.

"Yes I can, would you like some fries with that?"

"No you can't,"

"Enough!" Hera yelled. "Zeus, truth or dare?"

"Truth,"

Ares didn't dare say wimp.

"Do you like Hades or Poseidon better?" Hera asked.

"Hades," Zeus grinned.

"What? Why?" Poseidon whined.

"Yes! Take that Poseidon!" Hades did a victory lap.

"We fight more often than Hades and I do." Zeus stated.

"Oh," Poseidon pouted.

Percy was glaring at the lord of the skies with one thing apparent on his face. No one insults the family.

"Peace, Seaweed Brain," Annabeth whispered.

"Peace? How can I be at peace with him insulting my family?" the 'Seaweed Brain' flared.

"Deep breaths," Annabeth reminded.

Artemis smiled at Percy.

"Truth or dare, Leo?" Clarisse asked.

"Truth," Leo answered.

"Wimp!" Clarisse yelled.

"Just give me the truth,"

"If one demigod in this room could join you in your pranking ways, who would you choose?" Clarisse asked.

"Percy, duh," Leo had a crazy smile on his face.

"Yes," Percy smiled.

"Of course," Hazel face-palmed.

"Greeks, so immature," Frank sighed.

"We can hear you!" Thalia yelled slowly, as if she was talking to a two year old.

"Yes Thals, yes you can," Jason nodded slowly back.

"Truth or dare," Leo turned around dramatically, "Frank?"

"Dare,"

Ares smiled proudly at his kid.

"Have a spelling contest between you and one demigod of your choice," Leo dared.

"Percy," Frank had a huge smile on his face.

"The Fates are so cruel!" Percy groaned.

Frank and Percy took their places.

"Frank, your word is judicial," Hera stated.

"J-U-D-I-C-I-A-L," Frank answered.

"Correct," Hera stated.

"How?" Percy whined.

"I've told you before, I'm not dyslexic." Frank smirked.

"That's not fair!" Percy complained.

"Immature," Jason coughed.

"Percy," Hera turned to Percy. "Your word is Cyclops."

"S-I, C-Y, S-I" Percy went on for a while. "Um,"

Poseidon face-palmed.

"Your time is up," Hera stated. "Frank the word?"

"C-Y-C-L-O-P-S," the son of war spelled.

"Correct," Hera stated. "Frank, your word is auburn,"

"A-U-B-U-R-N," Frank said.

"Correct," the goddess of marriage smiled. "Percy, olive,"

"O, A-L-I-F?" the son of Poseidon tried.

"No," Hera sighed. "Frank?"

"O-L-I-V-E,"

"Frank, correct. Next word, cobble." Hera commanded.

"C-O-B-B-L-E," Frank smiled.

"Correct,"

"Okay, they can be done. We all now know that Frank would cream Percy, and that Percy looks like he's getting a migraine." Leo smirked.

"So...Many...Words..." Percy simply passed out next to Annabeth.

"Seaweed Brain!" Annabeth smiled.

"Truth or dare," Apollo turned. "Artemis?"

"Dare,"

"Kiss one male of your choice on the lips for one minute." Apollo smirked.

"EEEK!" Aphrodite screamed.

Hermes' camera started.

Artemis went outside where no body could see her.

Thirty minutes later...

"I'm sorry, I had to boil my lips," Artemis said in disgust.

"Demeter, truth or dare," Hades asked.

"Truth,"

"What's your favorite type of cereal?"

"Cheerios, duh," Demeter said in a duh tone of voice.

"Okay, well then," Hades looked majorly disturbed.

"Truth or dare," Zeus turned. "Poseidon,"

"Truth,"

"What's the qualifications to being a true son of the sea god?" Zeus asked.

"Well, this demigod would have to be a son of the sea god that can keep most of his powers under control," Poseidon listed.

"Okay, well then," Hades repeated, even more disturbed.

"Zombie King,"

"Barnacle Breath,"

"Enough!" Hera repeated.

"What?" the two gods looked innocent.

"Exactly," Hera sighed.

"Truth or dare," Percy smirked. "Hazel?"

"Dare,"

"Go use a computer,"

"What? Com-put-er?" Hazel was confused.

"How unfortunate this being is! We must show her a computer!" Apollo raised his voice.

"A computer that will attract monsters!" Annabeth yelled.

"That's the point, it's getting boring in here," Percy frowned.

"Seaweed Brain," Annabeth hit her boyfriend over the head.

Hazel started using a computer. Like a two year old, she raised her hand and poked one button.

"I did it!" Hazel sighed and pushed the computer away from her.

"I'm hungry," Apollo flashed out.

"Boys!" Artemis replied.

Then, all the gods and goddesses flashed out to do Zeus-knows-what for an hour.

...But that was also when the Minotaur crashed through the wall.