The Gods Play Truth or Dare! Chapter 10

I'm about to start another week-long camp. Sorry, but this one is musical theater. Also, about the Minotaur. I've had something planned for him for a long time. Once again, I own nothing.

Nico started running at full speed towards a shadow. Any shadow.

"Answer." Hades was not happy finding out that his only son liked someone.

"Well, um, okay, but," Nico thought up something to get him out of this. "Once, I liked a girl named Rebecca. She was at the Lotus Hotel and Casino, and she had a nice soul." he grinned.

"Creepy," Thalia said loudly.

"Shut up!" Nico retorted.

"Why should I?" Thalia scoffed.

"Because your annoying? Because your interrupting the game? Need I go on?" Nico suggested.

"Anyway," Ares grunted. "Truth or dare, Artemis?"

"Dare,"

"The woman sees sense," Ares growled. "Talk for one minute without using the word 'um'."

"Easy!" Artemis snapped her fingers. "Now, my hunters just went and killed a Chimera; it was a fairly clean kill. The only fault in the execution was the fact that the Lieutenant was missing. She usually finishes the kill, so, because of this, Phoebe stepped up and the monster died by her hands. I really miss my hunters, and I hope to see them again sometime soon." Artemis smiled. A minute was up.

"How can you do that?" Ares asked in awe.

"Truth or dare, Rachel?" Annabeth asked.

"Truth,"

"Wimp," Ares coughed.

"Have you got anything stuck in your throat, Lord Ares?" the Oracle asked sweetly.

The war god just grunted.

"At Camp Half-Blood, how much stuff do you have in your cave?" the daughter of Athena inquired.

"About 15% paintings, 2% the bed, 10% the bathroom, 5% a vanity, and 68% useless junk." she smiled.

Laughter roared throughout the throne room.

"Truth or dare, Demeter?" Thalia asked.

"Dare,"

"Rant about an item of your choice," the daughter of Zeus dared.

"Cereal, there are many different types, but I prefer the classics such as Cheerios, Chex, etc. But one thing that really irks me is the ones the makers put chocolate in them. I mean, who would eat chocolatey cereal?" all the immature demigods raised their hands. "Really! Chiron, Dionysus, what are you feeding these children?"

"I don't feed them, the nymphs do." the wine god yawned.

"Truth or dare, Dionysus?" Demeter narrowed her eyes at the wine god.

"Dare," he didn't get her waves of evil she shot at him.

"Go yell at a random minor god about stealing your wine." Demeter dared.

The Minotaur roared with laughter.

Dionysus went up to Hebe.

"Why did you steal my wine? I mean, it was the best type in the world! Now, I'll have to sneak more past Lord Zeus!" the wine god roared.

"Sir, I didn't-" Hebe was cut off.

"Don't even get started with that!" Dionysus scowled as he went back to the throne room.

"Wow," Hebe face-palmed. "He has some issues,"

"I heard that!"

"Truth or dare," Poseidon asked. "Hera?"

"Truth,"

"Have you ever cheated on Zeus?" the sea god questioned innocently.

"No!" Hera looked horrified at the idea. "Why would you ask that?"

"No reason," Poseidon smirked.

"Truth or dare," Hera turned. "Zeus?"

"Truth,"

"Who is the last hero you sired?" Hera asked.

"Um, I think that's Jason," Zeus answered.

"Jason's special!" Leo ran up to Jason with his arms spread out.

Is he really going to try to hug him? Piper thought.

"Not as special as Bobby, though!" Percy started laughing.

"Who's Bobby?" Thalia asked.

"The care-taker or Hannibal, the elephant," Hazel sighed.

"Okay," Thalia wondered if Percy belonged to a mental asylum.

"Truth or dare, Frank?" Percy was still excited.

"Truth,"

"What did you think when Mars appeared to claim you?" Percy questioned.

"Besides Holy cow, we're gonna die?" Frank asked.

"No, that's fine," Percy snickered.

"Okay," Frank looked at Percy weirdly.

"I think we all know that there is a problem here." Artemis sighed.

"What? Besides Aphrodite, Apollo, and Hermes being missing?" Demeter asked.

Realization dawned on their faces.

"Where's the prank?" Zeus asked.

"Don't know, don't care," Ares grunted.

"Maybe it came up with dressing up," Artemis smirked. "Since when could the Minotaur talk?"

"Never," all the gods and goddesses agreed.

"But where would Aphrodite be?" Poseidon asked.

"I don't know, fixing her already perfect makeup?" Hades asked.

"...Probably," Poseidon agreed.

The Minotaur started to walk out slowly.

"Your coming back here." Artemis used the skills of her hunters to launch herself onto the monsters back.

Then, she ripped the head off.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, sis, you're pulling the hair," Apollo's annoyed expression appeared.

"Get off of me, now," Hermes pushed Apollo off of him.

Apollo was the top half, and Hermes in charge of walking.

"A prank," Zeus face-palmed.

"Meow," Leo said.

"What was that for?" Hazel raised her eyebrow.

"No reason," the son of Hephaestus.

"Where's Aphrodite?" Demeter asked.

"She's watching a soap opera." Hermes made a face.

"Why? Why would she do that?" Nico sighed.

"I don't know, ask her," Hades shrugged.

"Great," Nico pouted.

"Break time!" Thalia charged out of the throne room.

"Who said it was break time?" Annabeth called.

"I did," a distant yell sounded.

"How can they be so immature?" Frank asked.

"They're just themselves." Jason sighed. "That's how they choose to be,"

"A little wrong in the head?" Hazel put an innocent face on.

"Exactly," Frank agreed.

Everyone evacuated the seen of a crime.

I hope you liked it! Also, I'm running out of truths and dares. Please put some in the reviews! I am going to start the camp tomorrow. Peace out.