"No television tonight, Tovarisch?"
"Only reruns on at this time. As long as you are here could you help me to the bathroom?"
Napoleon deposited his partner by the toilet and giving him privacy, waited turning channels. He stopped suddenly sitting down to watch a program.
"Napoleon, Napoleon! I need your help to get back to bed."
"Sorry, didn't hear you calling."
"What is so interesting that it has your attention?"
"Nothing," Standing up quickly he turned the set off.
Passing the television, Illya turned in back on.
"Oh Napoleon, why am I not surprised?"
"But it's Honey West."