A little less innocent of the fluff, where I get the T rating from. I know it's a little goofy and silly and slightly inappropriate, but I don't care. I have no shame.

Disclaimer: not mine

"Oh my God! The AVENGERS!"

Skye and Jemma didn't hold back their squealing.

"We're spending Christmas at the Avengers tower!" Skye exclaimed, holding her friend's hands. "Can you believe it?"

"It's happening," Jemma exclaimed. "Oh my god, Skye! We'll get to meet Captain America...and Thor!"

"I'll finally get to meet Tony Stark in person," Skye fanned herself. "Oh my god. Do you think I could touch Thor's bicep?"

"Seriously?"

"Can you two at least act your age for a day?" Ward rolled his eyes. "It's not that big of a deal."

"Ward," Skye grabbed his collar. "It's freaking Thor. All I want for Christmas...is to grip the beautiful muscle that is his arm. That's it."

"So you're more attracted to him than me?" Ward challenged, pulling her closer as well. The pair barely noticed Fitzsimmons slinking from the lab and leaving them alone.

"Yes," Skye answered sarcastically. "You just don't do it for me anymore. Sorry babe."

His lips found the spot below her ear. "Not at all?"

"N-nope?" she stammered, closing her eyes as his hands moved towards her thighs. He lifted her up onto the lab table.

"I think you're lying..." Ward sang his words. He let his lips travel towards her collar bone. "I think I can get you going just as much as Thor."

He was right. Skye's body trembled simply at their proximity. Seriously?! How did he have that much power over her? She gulped and opened her eyes. She looked at him meanly before poking his chest.

"Give me something for Christmas that shocks my pants off, and you'll get what you want. For now, I will think about Thor's biceps all I want!"

Come Christmas morning, Skye found a naked Ward in her bed with nothing but a ribbon tied around...umm...

Well, you know.

Needless to say, Skye's pants were shocked off and Thor's biceps were long lost in her mind.

NO SHAME