"What is this fifty yard line?"
"It is mid-field and the best seats in the house."
"And how does this game work?"
"One team scores points by advancing a ball into the opposing team's end zone. Points are scored by carrying the ball over the opponent's goal line or kicking the ball through the other's team goal post."
"What is a goal post?"
"At the end of each field there are two poles with a horizontal crossbar between them."
"So we have tickets half way between the areas where the points are scored. It sounds like we are not very lucky."