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- Chapter 2

Sakura rehearsed the plan in her mind again before walking up to Naruto. If the plan worked, this would be over pretty quick. The plan was simple. She would tell him that if he took off the the terrible green training suit, she would go on a date with him.

After all, he constantly asked her for dates, although he seemed to be doing so less and less lately because she had hit him every time he asked.

"Hello, Naruto!" she exclaimed as she saw Naruto devouring ramen at the Ichiraku ramen stand. She nearly flinched when she saw the green spandex that he wore, but she managed to stick a smile on her face.

A strained smile, but still a smile.

Naruto looked up from his ramen to look at his pink-haired teammate. But something about her seemed off. He squinted his eyes at her as he studied her. She had this weird look on her face and some creepy smile. Suddenly it dawned on him.

She hadn't caught him doing sexy no jutsu, had she? She must be furious at him! That must be it! She was probably trying to draw him in with a smile, and then when he got close- BOOM! Instant concussion! Naruto started sweating as he thought about his impending doom.

"Sakura, I'm sorry I did the sexy no jutsu! Me and Konohamaru were having a contest and we-" he rambled as he backed away nervously, ready to run at the first hint of her fists.

Sakura was infuriated when she heard he was doing the sexy no jutsu again! But she had a mission. Her face twitched as she struggled to keep the strain out of her voice as she said, "I'm not mad, Naruto."

Naruto kept backing away. Sakura's smile was really freaking him out. There was no way she would smile at him after he just told her he used sexy no jutsu. Usually, her fist would have reached his skull by now. No. No way.

"There's no way that's Sakura," he thought.

"Who are you and what have you done with the real Sakura?" Naruto demanded. "I saw right through your genjutsu! The real Sakura would never be that nice to me! And she's not that ugly!"

For two seconds, deadly silence. Then, "NARUTOOO!"

"Make him pay!" Inner Sakura screamed.

BOOM!

Sakura raised her fist in rage and and punched him in the head. When the dust cleared, he lay in a crater, backing away from the terrifying pink haired kunoichi. Her eyes were burning fires of rage as she cracked her knuckles and stomped towards him.

"Eh heh heh..." Naruto laughed nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. A huge sweat drop formed in the back of his head as he backed away from the scary, scary, kunoichi.

"Umm... I'm going to go do some training so bye Sakura see you later ha ha!" Naruto yelped as he started roof jumping to escape the pinkette.

"NOT SO FAST, NARUTOOO!"

Now, let me tell you something. After a prank Naruto pulled of involving alot of paint and the hokage monument, he was not only chased by a horde of chunnin and jounin, but by the ANBU. Elite ninja. Best of the best.

But running from an angry Sakura was ten times scarier.

"AAAHHHH!" Naruto screamed as he roof jumped in a desperate attempt to save himself.

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Ino, TenTen and Hinata sweat dropped as they watched Sakura chase Naruto around Konoha.

TenTen was polishing her weapons, Hinata was blushing as she glanced her crush running in fear, and Ino was smirking to herself.

"Sakura must be planning on taking it by force," Ino thought.

Not like that would work. Naruto could be a bit... dense, sometimes, but he was still a ninja, and just chasing him wouldn't work.

But Ino had a plan. She would win the bet and rid Konoha of the dreaded green spandex hugging Naruto's body.

And if her plan failed, she could always just use her mind transfer jutsu and make him take it off.

Ino smiled to herself and thought to herself, "forehead girl, you won't win today."

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A/N DUN DUN DUN... what exactly is Ino's plan?

So anyways, thanks for the review Sula 74! I'm glad you like my cover art I drew!

And in case anyone is really bored and looking for a funny story, you can check out my other funny one I got called Ramen Recipe for Disaster. It's where Naruto hears about a rare plant called nemar which can be used to make 'legendary ramen'. He immediately goes to find some and bring them to the Ichiraku ramen stand. But Naruto, being the clumsy guy he is, accidentally brings back some roots from the dreaded yppah plant, which are known to cause dizziness and hallucinations in large doses. Right after eating legendary ramen, Naruto has to go on a mission with Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, and Sakura. It's only got two chapters but it's doing good so far!

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