TA DA! I bring you mot one, but TWO new chapters of Naruto The Green Ninja! (Double update!)

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-Chapter 4

Naruto hid in a dark ally. He hadn't slept and it was now sunrise. His eyes were bloodshot, and he subconsciously kept looking behind his back every few seconds in a paranoid frenzy.

Yesterday, TenTen had joined the group, throwing her entire arsenal of weapons at him (which consisted of 1532 weapons). Finally, two hours ago, he finally lost the hoard of girls chasing him. They were now roaming the streets, asking people if they had seen a boy with spiky yellow hair and whisker marks on his cheeks. Everyone knew who he was. He carried the kyubi after all.

Naruto was exhausted. He had cuts from TenTen, bruises from the other girls, and a bump on his head from Sakura. 'Good thing I'm a fast healer,' he thought.

He wondered if Sasuke had to go through this with his fan girls. And he now completely understood why Shikamaru constantly said that woman were "troublesome" and avoided them often. In fact, over the past few hours, Naruto had developed a new found respect for women, which was laced with fear and horror. Mostly he just viewed them with fear and horror, though.

For the next few months after this... 'Incident', Naruto would clam up and hyperventilate every time he saw someone of the female gender. But that's a story for another day.

As Naruto hid in the dark ally, his blood shot eyes constantly flicked about, his body arched to run at the slightest hint of the scary hoard of girls.

Suddenly he jumped as he heard a growl. He looked around searching for the source. His heart was beating a thousand times per minute when he heard another growl.

Looking down, he saw that his stomach was growling.

He realized that he was very, very hungry.

He had dropped all of his instant ramen while being chased by the hoard of girls. He was nearly out of kunai, which had used to block many of TenTen's weapons. He had used most of his shuriken attempting to pin some of his chasers to walls, but there were such a huge amount of them that it didn't even matter. The only thing he had tons of (as usual) was chakra.

"If only I could rasengon them all," he found himself grumbling.

Suddenly Naruto got an idea. He henge'd into a girl version of himself before stepping out of the dark alley. 'They'll be so busy looking for me that they won't even notice I'm right under their noses!' he thought while grinning. He locked his hands behind his head and closed his eyes happily as he headed towards the Ichiraku Ramen stand. Finally, he would get something in his stomach!

So imagine his surprise when TenTen immediately spotted him and screamed, "There you are, Naruto!" She snickered at Naruto's poor attempt. Not only did the girl he henge into have blond hair and blue eyes, but she had whisker marks on her cheeks which were a dead give away. Add the way she was walking with her hands behind her head and her eyes closed... It screamed "my name is Naruto!"

Naruto looked at TenTen in shock. Behind TenTen, the herd of girls were quickly approaching from the distance, having heard TenTen's scream.

TenTen's smirk only widened having seen the look of dread on Naruto's face. "Tell you what, Naruto. If you take that green suit off for me, I'll call of the hoard."

Naruto gulped as he started sweating. He needed to escape. TenTen was crazy. But before he could do anything, a dango stick whizzed past him, scratching his cheek and causing him to poof back into Naruto. The skewer stuck into the wall behind him.

"Agh! Crazy snake lady!" Naruto shouted as he pointed a finger at her.

Anko (known as crazy snake lady by Naruto) just smirked. In a second, she was next to Naruto, who now has a cut on his cheek. Anko licked the blood off the skewer.

"Tell you what, if you take off that green suit for me, I'll get that TenTen brat AND that horde of girls away from you."

TenTen glared at Anko, who seemed to have heard about the bet.

Naruto blanched as he thought, "WHY, KAMI, WHYYY?!"

There was just one way to escape. Quickly, Naruto made the hand seals for his shadow clone jutsu. In an instant, hundreds of Naruto's stood everywhere. All of the Naruto's started running in different directions.

TenTen and Anko both glared at each other for letting Naruto get away.

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Naruto was near panic attack as he shuddered, hidden in a men's washroom. He was sweating and trying not to freak out as waves and waves of terrible memories came as his clones were dispelled in violent ways. TenTen shot weapons, Sakura smashed them with her fist, and Anko tried to torture each one as much as possible before dispelling it. The other girls mobbed his clones as they beat them to bloody pulps before they dispelled.

One girl even went as far as to... Naruto shuddered again as he nearly vomited. He didn't want to think of what that one did to his clone.

Naruto rocked himself as he thought, 'Forget what she did. Forget what she did. Forget what she did.'

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When Shikamaru and Choji went into the bathroom, he was shocked to see Naruto hugging his knees and rocking himself as he mumbled to himself incoherently. His eyes were bloodshot, and his clothes were splattered with blood. Naruto had cuts and dark bruises everywhere.

"Naruto, what happened?"

No response.

"Naruto?"

Shikamaru stood directly in front of Naruto before crouching and waving a hand in front of Naruto's face.

Suddenly Naruto seemed to see Shikamaru. "AAAAHHH! GET AWAY!" he screamed, before jumping backwards and blindly throwing the rest of his kunai at Shikamaru (To be exact, three). Shikamaru quickly jumped to the side, letting the kunai embed themselves into the bathroom wall behind him.

"Naruto, what happened?" Choji asked.

Naruto's eyes were wide as he recounted what happened in the past 36 hours. "And then I ran and hid here, whee they can't get me, but soon there going to get all my clones. And anko's torturing them, and TenTen's stabbing them, and one girl, one girl- she-!"

Naruto's face turned blue as he tried not to vomit. Which wasn't hard, since he hadnt eaten anything in eighteen hours.

"Troublesome women..." Shikamaru deadpanned as he anylized the information Naruto had given him. "Naruto, if you just took of that green suit, they probably would leave you alone."

Naruto eyes bulged. Ino, TenTen, and Anko had all asked him to take his clothes off. But, Shikamaru? "Not you too!" he screamed before running out of the bathroom at the speed of light.

"Troublesome..." Shikamaru deadpanned.

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A/N Aaahhh! Poor Naruto! What in the world did that girl do to him?

I'll leave that to your imaginations. (heh, heh.)

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