I don't not own Naruto

- Chapter Five

Might Gai struck a pose. His black bowl hair cut blew in the wind, and his smile was so bright people had to shield their eyes. He was wearing a hideous green spandex.

Next to him stood a boy with a blond bowl haircut. (A blond bowl haircut looks even worse than a black bowl haircut). The boy had whisker marks and a grin that was equally blinding. He was in a similar stupid pose.

"I am Might Gai!" The man shouted.

"And I am midget guy!" Naruto shouted.

They started to rant about the power of youth as a sunset appeared behind them.

"AAAAGGGGHHH!" Ino screamed as she shot up out of bed. "That was the worst nightmare ever!" She sat panting in bed. How long had she been out? She must have missed the mind transfer jutsu.

Looking outside, she saw it was morning, nearing noon. Angry women were stomping around every where. TenTen scouring the land with her knifes, Sakura causing creators everywhere she stomped, and the other girls ranting about "killing the pervert!" Anko had a sadistic grin as she thought about more ways to torture Naruto so that he would hand over the suit.

Ino wondered what Hinata was doing. Hinata was probably worrying over Naruto. Ino had to admit that she felt bad for Naruto, but she HAD to win that bet! Ino's frown quickly turned into a devious grin.

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Naruto badly wished he had drank some water when he was in the washroom. His throat was parched after not eating or drinking in the past 20 hours. He was both mentally and physically exhausted, as he hadn't even been able to sleep, and had been dodging fists, kunai, and other various objects at every turn. By now, all of his clones had been painfully eliminated. He was ready to drop dead.

'Heh, the classics always work,' Naruto thought as he held up a sheet that looked like a wall up in front of him. The herd of crazy girls ran strait past him without seeing him.

'Now, I just have to get to the hokage tower before I'm seen,' he thought. He hoped that Tsunade would be able to help him. She was hokage after all.

Looking both ways and using the ninja skills he had acquired while running away from the aftermath of his pranks, Naruto sneaked to the hokage tower, sticking to the shadows as often as possible and running up walls using his chakra.

People thought he was loud, but he could be quiet when he needed to. And right now, he was silent as a ninja (Oh, wait a second... He is a ninja).

He was close to the hokage tower. Quickly, he ran up the wall and jumped through the window that lead to the hokage office. He fell through the window landing on his face.

When looked up, Taunade was smirking. "I knew you'd be here sooner or later," she said.

She smirked. For once in her life, Tsunade- the legendary sucker- was going to win a bet! Finally! With all that money, she could pay her debts! Well, ok, no way she would do that. But, man! Imagine the sake she could buy!

Naruto didn't know what to do. Tsunade was smirking at him deviously, which was creeping him out. But she was also the only person who could help him. He was bloody, wounded, hungry, thirsty, and tired. He didn't know how much longer he could take it.

"Naruto, as hokage, I order you to take off that green spandex!" Tsunade yelled.

Naruto blanched. He had just spent two hours trying to sneak to the hokage office, and now, ... THIS?!

"AAAAHHHHH!" Naruto yelled, jumping out the window.

Tsunade signalled two of her ANBU guards down to give them a mission. "Get that green spandex off Naruto! Be warned, he's more devious than he looks! Get it all costs and bring it to me, stat! GOO!" Tsunade yelled.

The two ANBU sweat dropped before shouting, "Yes, Tsunade!" and jumping out through the window in the direction Naruto had taken.

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By now, all of the girls that were originally after Naruto to "kill the pervert" had now all heard about the bet. This only strengthened their resolve to hunt Naruto down. Imagine what they could do with the money! With so many people participating, the grand prize must be huge by now! Besides, now that they entered the bet, there was no way they would lose. Because the bet rules stated that if you lost, you had to...

Some of the girls involunteerly shuddered at the bet's losing conditions, while some of the other girls who were more confident that they would win the bet smirked.

Some of them had devious grins as they were already thinking about what they would do with the prize money.

Some of the girls blushed, wondering what Naruto would look like under the green training suit.

And far away, a girl with blue hair nervously tapped her two fingers together, as she wondered if there was any way she could help Naruto. "Naruto-kun," Hinata said nervously. She wondered how in the world Naruto had managed to get four angry kunoichi, 47 angry civilian girls, the hokage, and two ANBU ninja chasing after him, without even trying.

As Hinata watch an exhausted Naruto avoid the two ANBU by henge-ing into a civilian and mixing into the crowd, she suddenly had an idea on how she could help Naruto. It wouldn't be much, but it would be better than nothing.

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A/N Finally, Hinata! Took you long enough! What is her plan? Whats Ino up to? And what is the mysterious losing condition of the bet? Haha... Just you see...

I hope you all like this story! I try to make people laugh so hopefully you guys were laughing as you read this.

(If you were, let me know, so that way I know if I'm doing a good job or not!)

(Hehe, you see what I did at the start there? With might gai and midget guy? Eh? Eh? Hehe.. Ok, I'll be quiet now.)

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