I don't not not own Naruto.
- Chapter 6
Naruto dragged himself through the streets of Konoha. He was exhausted- physically AND mentally. Not only had this ordeal been terrifying by itself, but it dug up dark memories of Naruto's past that he would rather not think of. Memories of objects being thrown at him as an innocent child, insults shouted, his own teacher attempting to kill him...
Let's face it. Naruto felt like crap.
His small frame was shaking in hunger, as he hadn't eaten in 20 hours. His throat was parched. This combined with no sleep and the huge amount of physical exercise exerted meant he was completely exhausted. He was at his breaking point.
He even LOOKED like crap. Even with his quick healing rate, his wounds and bruises looked terrible, he had bags under his bloodshot eyes, and his green suit (which was terrible-looking to begin with) was splattered in Naruto's blood. His henge, however, hid these details, revealing only an average looking brown haired civilian boy walking the streets.
Naruto was headed in the direction that the he knew the market place was, in hopes of buying food and water. He navigated slowly, carefully making sure to stay mixed in with clumps of people to mask his presence from his deranged attackers. But at the speed he was going, it was going to be a while.
"Naruto..."
Naruto looked around, having heard his name. Had someone seen through his henge? Nervously sweeping his eyes around the area, he searched for possible threats. Seeing none, he continued forward.
"N-Naruto..."
Naruto looked around, once again seeing nothing.
"Great, now I'm hearing voices..." Naruto grumbled. Seeing as how any normal person would have cracked by now, this was a reasonable assumption.
"N-Naruto, over here!" Naruto looked in the direction of the voice, and saw Hinata standing in a dark alley, blushing but with a serious look on her face. "I-I wanted to help you, b-because you looked hungry, s-so I made you l-lunch." Hinata stuttered.
"Eh?" At this point, Naruto was extremely suspicious of any of the female gender. And that included Hinata. But then again, she just mentioned food. And Naruto would do anything for food right now. He would have taken the offer even if it were from the kyubi itself.
"You made me lunch?" Naruto asked. His voice cracked in the middle of the question, as a result of his parched throat.
Hinata nodded and blushed. "H-here's some water, too, N-Naruto."
"It's not poisoned, is it?" Naruto asked suspiciously.
"N-No, of course not!"Hinata was blushing red like a tomato.
Naruto looked at the water for two seconds, before immediately gulping it down. Strangely, he trusted Hinata. She didn't have a creepy smile, devious smirk or a sick, sadistic look on her face. Although for some reason he didn't understand, she had a really red face.
Hinata handed Naruto a package, which inside had food to look like his face.
"Hey! That looks like my face!" Naruto exclaimed.
'Never thought I would eat my face,' Naruto thought, before taking a bite.
Hinata hoped her plan would work. As soon as he finished the food she made, she would tell him about the bet. Maybe if he knew about it, he would finally take the suit off. And then her Naruto-kun would be safe from those vultures!
She wondered what Naruto would look like without his green spandex sui-
'Eep!' Thought Hinata. She quickly steered her mind away from any perverted thoughts.
But her mind quickly strayed back to the time when she had accidentally used her bakugan while Naruto was around. Her byakugan had seen right through his orange jumpsuit. His muscles were so well toned, and his-
'Bad Hinata! Don't think of Naruto like that!' She thought. She was blushing so hard, her face was glowing red.
Naruto, who had devoured the food, rubbed his stomach contently. It felt so good to have a meal in his stomach! Looking up, he saw Hinata poking her fingers together distractedly. Her face was bright red like he had never seen before.
"Hinata? Are you ok? Your face is really red... Do you have a fever?" Naruto asked. He placed his hand on her forehead, checking for signs of a fever.
"Your face is really hot, ya know..." He said. "Maybe you should get a doctor."
Meanwhile, in Hinata's head:
"Eep! He's touching your forehead! Don't faint! Don't faint! You have to tell him about the bet! Don't faint! He's so cute- stop thinking about that! Don't faint, don't fain-"
Hinata fainted before she was able to tell Naruto about the bet.
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Ino's plan had worked! Hinata was a sensory type Ninja, so she had been able to track down Naruto. And being so kind-hearted, it was only natural that she had tried to help him. So, Hinata had led Ino right to Naruto, without even knowing it! Ino would otherwise had passed right past Naruto's henge.
She couldn't help but watch as Hinata and Naruto talked, because Hinata was blushing furiously while Naruto was acting completely oblivious to the obvious crush Hinata had on him.
When Hinata fainted, she saw this as the perfect time to strike. She quickly made the seals for her mind transfer jutsu.
Ready.. Aim.. Fire!
But just as she did the jutsu, Naruto bent down to inspect Hinata. "Hey Hinata, are you alright?" He asked.
This caused Ino to miss her jutsu, and she fell unconscious. She tumbled off the roof, landing on Naruto. "Aagh!" he yelled. Naruto's henge dispersed from the impact, and instead of a brown haired civilian, he looked like Naruto again.
Naruto, still exhausted but now not thirsty or hungry, looked in confusion at the two unconscious girls at his feet.
"Hinata? Ino?"
But it only got worse, when the one of the deranged civilian attackers spotted him.
"Kyaaah!" she screamed. "It's the pervert!"
More girls rushed to her side.
"AAAHHH! What did you do to those girls?!"
"HEY! It's the same pervert in the green suit!"
"IT'S THE GREEN SUIT NIJA!"
"HIS SUIT IS MINE!"
At the screaming, the two ANBU quickly arrived. TenTen, Sakura, and Anko quickly rushed to the scene, and more and more girls came rushing to join the crowd.
"Take off that suit for me!" One screamed.
"No! For me!"
"I called it!"
Naruto shook violently as he backed away from the girls, only to hit a dead-end in the alley way, the mob of girls shouting either threats, or seductive pleas at Naruto, many cracking their knuckles, while some had kunai and various objects that looked... Pointy.
They kept getting closer and closer. Anko was already next to Naruto, holding a kunai dangerously as she whispered in his ear, "You know, a lot of guys would kill to be in your position."
Naruto sweated heavily, eyes wide, and body frozen in fear.
'Never thought I'd die like this,' he thought as his life flashed before his eyes.
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A/N Cliffhanger no jutsu!
A D-rank Jutsu that targets the brain, causing frustration and anxiety in readers!
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This story is nearly over, only one Chapter left! (You'll love the ending, I promise.)
Don't worry. Naruto doesn't die. (Or does he?...)
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- Konoha's #1 Hyperactive Ninja - What happens when the number one hyperactive ninja finds out about coffee? Will the desperate attempts of his friends and hokage to keep him away from coffee work, or will he wreck havoc on Konoha?
- Naruto: Banned from Ramen - When the hokage bans Naruto from ramen due to an inaccurate health assessment, will he be able to handle the mental strain? Will he be able to get over his ramen addiction? The answer: No. No he can't. HE MUST HAVE RAMEN! And he'll go far to get it.
- Naruto: Surviving the FanGIRL apocalypse - Sasuke's birthday is coming up, known to him as the fanGIRL apocalypse, so he convinces Naruto to henge as Sasuke for the day. Unwittingly, Naruto takes the deal, in exchange for a ramen buffet. What a terrible decision.
- Sakura Vs. Ramen - It takes multiple life or death situations, Sakura being denied repeatedly by Sasuke, and an entire WAR before Naruto and Sakura finally become a couple. But now, Sakura findsherself competing for Naruto's attention... With RAMEN! It's a full out war between Sakura and Ramen, and Naruto is just confused as he is caught in the crossfire.
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