"AHHH!" the Scizor shouted, jumping to his feet.
"AHHH!" I shouted back, pushing my paws to run back.
"AHHH!" the Scizor pushed his back, um, backwards, flailing his claws around.
"AHHH!" Shock pinching my ear is starting to hurt.
"AHHH—"
Splash!
A wave of water rained down on the face-winged Pidgeot while the Rapidash...dashed off to somewhere to avoid the water.
"..." I blinked, trying to understand what just happened. "...um...ahhh?"
Shock sighed and let go of my ear.
"So much for making a first good impression..." the Pidgeot sighed again as the Scizor got out of the water's surface, and was now flailing his arms around.
"Help!" the red bug cried. "I can't swim!"
Saur calmly walked towards the stream and extended his vines, but a large wing blocked them. Saur and the rest of us turned to the owner, and the Pidgeot just shook his head and folded his wing back.
The Pidgeot sighed once again and turned to his drowning friend. "It's shallow."
"No it's not!" the Scizor cried, then blinked, and slowly stopped moving. "Oh."
"Yes, Jay," Shock said, "we're dead."
I ignored him. I still can't believe how...um...pathetic the Scizor was, who crawled out from the water and smiled sheepishly at his deadpanning Pidgeot friend.
The Scizor turned to us and, "AHHH!" fell back into the water again.
"Does he love shouting before taking baths?" Fay chirped, but I ignored her.
"He probably is still traumatized from the murder he did," the Rapidash's voice said from behind us.
"Pyra, please," the Pidgeot hissed, pulling the red bug back on soaked ground. "It was an accident." One of his large talos quickly grabbed the frightened head of the kneeling Scizor, the entirety of the bug's face was almost covered. "And please, oh please, stop screaming."
The Scizor was crying, trying to get away.
The Pidgeot sighed and turned to us. "Um... Little ones," little ones? Ouch. "May I ask of you to take lots of steps back away from us?"
"That is," Pyra, the Rapidash, smiled, "if you don't want our friend over there to 'accidentally' murder every single one of you."
The Scizor whimpered loudly.
"Honestly, Pyra," The Pidgeot grumbled as I pulled Shock's tail back, who was stubbornly wanting to stay on his ground to ask them. "Give it a rest already."
Pyra grinned as we walked passed her. "Oh, I will when Scythe over there does as well."
I wonder if she wouldn't mind if I'll look up. I've never really seen a horse in real life back home. Just curious what her parts would look li—ow!
"Let go of my tail already!" Shock hissed after pounding me on the head.
"Ow..."
Fay chuckled. "Hahah. Now you know what it's like!"
I hit her head.
"Ow!"
"This good enough?" Vixie called, making Pyra take a few steps to the side for the Pidgeot to see us.
The Pidgeot then looked back at his held bug friend, studying whatever features he could still see from taloning his friend's face, and nodded at us after letting the Scizor go.
"Please don't come near me..." Scythe, the Scizor, whimpered and sobbed, and his entire body shook a bit. He then stared at his arms, er, cla...pincers? "Th-these things... Th-they kill things!"
"Oh, Xerneas' hairballs..." Pyra groaned.
"What's a Xerneas?" I mumbled to myself. I then shook my head to get rid of the thought. "Anyway, can't you guys just tape that thing?"
Aside from my friends, the Rapidash and the Pidgeot blinked at me.
"Um...I mean...String Shot it in place?"
"Good idea!" the Scizor shouted, making the rest of us jump. He then grabbed the Pidgeot by the wing joint, or shoulder, or base. Whatever. "Get me some strings! Plea-he-he-hessss!"
The Pidgeot's eye was twitching, and if he had teeth, I'd say he would grit them as well. "Pincers, ow ow ow, pincers..."
The Scizor gasped, pulling his pincers off of his friend. He then looked at his ar...pincer, you know what? I'm gonna stick with arms! He looked at his arms in horror, his mouth quivering as his eyes starting to water.
"No no no no—" the Pidgeot tried, but the Scizor cried a river once again.
"I need an arm to slap my face with..." the Rapidash sighed as she walked away. "I'll go grab some worms."
"Finally!" the Pidgeot shouted back at her. "Thank goodness, you're being useful for once!"
The Rapidash just ignored him as she went through the tall bushes. Well, those are tall in my perspective. To her, they're just knee-high. I miss being a tall human...
The Pidgeot sighed, and looked at his crying friend for a moment before turning to us. "Um...whatever you're here for, may I ask of you to wait just a bit more?"
"No," Shock said firmly, crossing his arms. "We're kinda wanting to know—heymmf!"
A green vine wrapped around his head, covering his opened mouth in the process. Shock shot a venomous look at Saur, who completely didn't notice as he stared at the Pidgeot with a smile.
"We can wait," Saur calmly said, and calmly turned his calm smile at the glaring Pikachu. "Can't we?"
Shock's ears drooped, and nodded in defeat. Saur chuckled and lets go of the vines and retracts them back.
While they were busy doing those things though, I kept on wondering why the freaking hell was I checking out that fire horse. I thought I already told myself I wasn't into furries! Gah...