Hope you enjoy the 17th entree on Team MetaKnight
Team Earthbound
Lucas and Ness st off their way
"Wow...were finally fucking involved!" Lucas said
"Yeah...I know right" Ness said back
"Its like were the least important on the team!...we'll show them by destroying this mirage!" Lucas declared
"Yeah! We will become stronger than Fox!" Ness said
Meanwhile in the afterlife...
"Oh for fucks sake..." Fox said
Back to the real world
As the two boys walked down the dirt road they saw a White van that said 'Free Candy' in black spray paint
"OOOOOOOO" Ness said walking over to it
"OH GOD" Lucas screamed
Ness ran into the Van
Lucas waited as he heard strange groaning noises from the back of the van
Fucking great im waiting here while Ness is being sodomized...Lucas thought
Then the van opened up with Ness holding 5 candy bars and holding his stomach in pain
"Too much candy"Ness said falling over
"What the..."
"What did you think i was being sodomized?" Ness asked
"Ummm yes" Lucas said
"Well i wasnt..." He will never know the truth...Ness thought
as the boys continued on the mirage popped out of nowhere and Ness crapped his pants
"ewwwwwww" Lucas said in disgust
"PK fire!" Ness yelled
the attack had no effect
"PK thunder!" yelled lucas
the attack had little effect
"Ness!...we must gather enough power for us to do our PK starstorm attack" Lucas told him
"OK!" Ness complied
"GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" They screamed
"P...K...STAR...STORM! They both screamed
"SON OF A BITCH" the mirage said dissapearing
"Yes we will finnally have respect"
then suddenly Link floats over them
"HA! NEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDSSS" Link said
"Son of a bitch..." Lucas said
Thank you for reading the 17th entree on Team MetaKnight 2 more mirages to go...Yes i know that the white van part was a little more sexually explicit then i usually write but i had to im sorry...lol anyway chapter 18 should be released tomorrow