Kristoff
Hi everyone,
Uh, I guess I'll begin by saying that…well, I don't really know what to think about your stories. Most of them are so accurate they're creepy, some of them have no relevance whatsoever, and a very select few are incredible!
But, erm, pairings are just awkward, even Kristanna, honestly. Reading what a random person has imagined your love life to be like is the weirdest thing in the world, right up there with the fact that living snowmen exist and some people don't talk to their reindeers.
Speaking of having conversations with Sven, why do you guys make fun of me for it? It's not like he doesn't talk back! I'm not crazy.
But anyway, I've chosen not to read any stories categorized as "romance" from now on.
Question: why do you add non-existent characters into our lives? Half the time they seem useless. I've noticed that most of the time you create them just to pair them with Elsa, which somehow seems wrong; she was telling me the other day that she doesn't like most of them and would never consider being in a relationship with any. You know, now that I think about it she complains about pairings even more than I do, yet she still reads about them. Huh, with all due respect, she's weird.
I don't really like alternate endings, either. Our actual story turned out just fine; everyone was happy and no one died. I'd prefer to keep it that way.
The stories about Elsa's and Anna's childhood are…depressing. I never knew all the details – assuming your source, whatever it may be, is accurate – and now that I do I'll never think of those two the same way. And no, I did not cry while reading a particularly sad one the other day. I didn't, I swear, I…okay, you get it. Heh, no, I didn't cry….
But anyway, the stuff you write is interesting to a strange degree. I guess I'll be okay with letting you continue. It's not you would listen if I told you not to, anyway….
-K
A/N: Thanks for reading! I only plan on doing the Duke of Weselton, Hans, Sven (yes, I'm doing one for Sven), and the trolls, and then I'll be done. Feel free to tell me who you want me to do next. I hope you enjoyed!
-Dare