Ozzy listened from the couch. "Yo Thrax!" A voice called, doing this handshake thing with Thrax. "Hey, whats up? you ready for tonight?" "Just like old times bro! Now wheres this room mate?" "Over there poutin" he says while going in the kitchen for some some drinks. Ozzy had his back to them. "I ain't pouting" he mumbles. "Aye Yo kid? Whats up?" "I aint a kid" Ozzy huffs. "...So uh..whats your name kid" "Ozzy rolled his eyes, "Osmosis Jones, but everyone calls me Ozzy, or Jones, or just Osmosis. or in idiots case, baaaaybeeeeh" he said trying to imitate Thrax's voice. "Well my name is Rose, one of Thrax's friends. What makes you wanna bunk with this clown?" "Rose?" Ozzy turns around a sees Rose standing there in a black tank top, black pleather pants and combat boots. Hair red as fire, and skin almost as red as Thrax's. He was shocked, all the other germs he saw were fat and lazy. She actually looked...good. "Oh uh..Hi" he reaches out to shake her hand. "Oh nice to meet you uh.."sees Ozzys badge, "Officer Jones." Thrax entered the room with drinks, "So,Rose, whats the haps" With a very thick New Lung accent (the equivalent to a New York accent), she answered, " Aye, you know, a lil o dis, a lil o that. Just chillin" Thrax sipped from his glass, "I dig" "So uh Thrax? Whats with your room mate heh? Thats a immunity cell" "Im aware, he gotta pop a squat here to fight some cramps or what ever" "Aw come on Thrax, drop the act. You aint this uptight. I know your old but loosin up like ya used to" "Him? Loosin up? " Ozzy interrupted,"HAHAHAH! He cant loosin up even if he had both limbs tide to germs and ripped apart!" "Look im still Big Daddy Thrax, and i aint old" "Right cause 7-" Thrax llunges at Rose and covers her mouth, "I aint old..besides those are virus years. If you valued your life youd shut it" "Woa, someones touchy. You mean old goody boy here dont know how old you are?" "If i wanted to tell him, id tell him. Now drop it, before i drop KICK you down the stairs" "Fine fine, geez, still got a temper. yo pass me bile will ya? im parched ova here! So er where are we going?" Ozzy interrupted again, "yea, where ARE we going? and pass me one too" Thrax passed a bile to Rose and HURLS one at Ozzy, "Youll see" "Do you have to throw things?" Ozzy said struggling to get the bottle open. Rose opens it with ease. "Woa" Ozzy said, he never seen a girl this cool before. Most girls are all dainty and girly. She was actually pretty tight. Thrax finished the last of his drink, "Jones? Grab your keys" "What for?" Thrax flicks on his sunglasses. "We going steppin." "Aw YEAH" Rose hooted. "Steppin?" Ozzy asked. "You aint never went steppin officer? Man where have you been?" They walked to Ozzys car. "Well, no i dont do clubs much." "Well come on!" "Lets hit it." Thrax dislocates his shoulders again and gets in the car. Rose looked disgusted, "Does he always do that?" "You dont know the half of it." He starts the engine, screeches the tires and zooms off.
ARRIVES AT "CARPAL TUNNEL"
Ozzy looks up at the place, "Carpal Tunnel?"
Thrax gets out the car all gross like, "What does it look like baby? Lets go" Rose made a face, "Ugh,Thrax, really? Thats just...how do you even do that?" "Ive invaded plenty of bodies before this baby." He walks up to the door, flicks off his sunglasses and gestures his eyes to his claw. The door guy answered, "Come on bud, chill its just a club", slightly spitting in his face. Thrax wipes away the spit, "I really wasnt planning on using it." He reaches out his hand for a "hand shake" and stabs the guy in the stomach. The man doubled over, " ...Right this way mac" Thrax waved, "see yall on the other side kids" "Kids? Ugh move aside" "hey lil man, you aint getting in" the door man said crossing his arms. "Why not man? do i gotta beat the spit outta you too? Cause im a-" Rose stepped up, "Yo yo, offica ill handle this" she ddjusts her shirt so shes showing a piss load of cleavage, "Now, i know you wanna have a peaceful night, so if you just let little ol me in that there club here, itll stay that way." The man looked down at her, "You threatening me doll face?" "if it has to be..oh my! my shoe is untied, hold on a second," she whispers to Ozzy, "when big guys too busy staring at my ass you slip in kay?" Ozzy looked puzzled, "all this over a club?" Rose shoos him away, "JUST GO! Oh dear its realy loose, ill just tie that up real tightly" she bended over to tie her shoe. The door guy looks over her thin frame getting distracted. Ozzy tip toed in. Rose finished tying her shoe, "Now, you wanna let me in?" She batted her eye lashes. "Uhh.. sure honey, why not." "Thanks." She strutted past him," Oh and uh, Id close your mouth before you catch flies."
Ozzy meets up with Rose, "YO! ROSE WHERES THRAX?" "WHAT? I CANT HERE YOU! THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!" "WHERES THRAAAAAX?" He makes a gesture like hes gutting someone like Thrax would and ended up knocking into someone spilling their drink, "Oh my bad son" "THRAX? OH UHHHH?" She scanned the crowd for a abnormally tall person, "THERE HE IS! COME ON!" She grabbed Ozzys wrist and leads him to him. Thrax saw them coming, "Weeelll i didnt know yall would get so close. Didnt know you had it in you Jones" he smirks. "What?" He looks at their hands, "AW NAW NAW MAN IT AINT LIKE THAT" "Relax baby, i know." Some random bar guy walked across them to get to some random table across the floor. Thrax stares him down the same way he stared Ozzy down when he came into the Zit. Ozzy looked a bit confused, "Thrax?" Thrax continued staring, "What is it Jones?" "What the hell are you staring at?"
Thrax SN-~ Virus have to liike breed and what not fairly quickly to spread the virus to build it stronger and take down more people and will reproduce with anything and anyone, regaurdless of gender. Thrax on the other hand he didnt need help taking down bodies, he had his claw and he wasnt gonna create spawns just yet OH UH UH. But something unknown, even unknown to me, when a fairly attractive person, even a HE-cell/germ/virus thing walked by he got all...swirly eyed lol~
Thrax continued staring, "What? oh nothing baby" Ozzy mumbled, "i wish you wouldnt call me that. Im pretty sure you were staring at the dude." "Starings rude. and if i was, it certainly wouldnt be at a dude. Geez Jones, get your mind out of the gutter" some random girl approaches Thrax, "Hey tall guy, wanna dance?" Thrax glanced at Ozzy and smirked, leaned over to get eye level with the chick not really letting her get a legit look at his face, "Id love to baby" The girl starts dancing, "you know, you're pretty tall." "Ive been told" Thrax doesn't really dance so he just stood there. "So what's your name?" She asked. Thrax didnt want the whole world knowing his identity cause he just didnt roll that way. "Oh uh, Methane, but everyone just calls me Meth baby" She starts grinding on Thrax, "Meth huh? You seem...familiar" "Im kind of new to the area.." He wraps his hands around her waist. Ozzy glances over at them, "He doesnt dance much does he" "Never saw it a day in my life.." Rose commented. "Puh, figures. Probably has 2 left feet and'll twist a ankle." "Oh yea? Lemme see wad you can do Off-ic-uuur" she says teasingly. "Oh girl! Are you challenging me? LOOK AT NA, WOO!" He started dancing like he did with Drix at the Zit. Rose looked a little put off, "Weeeelll little cell gots moves, check this out kid" she started dancing like...i dont know. ;p "Woow, go Rose, go Rose! Watch out!" He grabbed her hand and starts dancing like idiots together, "Woot woot! woot woot!" "Woo-hoo!" They finished dancing and sat down. "Woo, i dont remeber dancing like that in a long time." Meanwhile back with Thrax, "You know Meth, ever since Frank nearly died, i havent been out much. Ooh and when i find out who did it, i rather get oxidized trying to find that low life self centered arrogant JERK!" The girl said getting a little riled up. "Oh come on baby, he can be that bad" "I dont know if you where here or not, but This guy was awful..I saw him on the jumbo screen once. He was aboooout.. your build..your height.." "Oh really" Thrax said swaying her hips a little trying to distract her cause he knew what she was getting at. "Yea, had skin very similar to yours..voice basically the same. Though ive only hear him say" in a retarded voice, "Careful, im contagious." Thrax decides to play her game, "Like this?" He said it the same way he said it before he killed that cell before. She got shivers down her spine, "You know you have a really nice voice big stuff. If i didnt know any better youd probably pass as a Ebola strain." Thrax stops dancing and grips her hips hard in anger and to keep her from escaping, "care run that by me again baby?" Ozzy tried to impress Rose a little, "And look what i can do" he morphed into the same persona he had at the Zit. At first looked in digust then lightend up a little, "Cool, didnt know cells could do that like voluntairly. Doesnt it hurt?" "Depends..when i split myself in half it stings but nothing too much for Osmosis Jones," he waved his hand to order drinks for him and Rose. "Far out! Can i see?" Ozzy glanced around so they wont attract attention. "Sure but just this once" he proceeded to split himself in half.
"Woa, getting a little tight there, i siad if i didnt know any better you could pass as a Ebola strain." The girl repeated. "Ebola? Let me tell you about Ebola baby." He worked up this viral stuff on his tongue and licks his lips and dips the chick. He said it in his most calmest lowest voice gets about 2 inces away fron her face. "Ebola...is NOTHING..compared to me. Back with Ozzy, he is trying to show off lwhat he can do, "WOA! GRODY! Thats...WICKED GROSS!" Ozzy forms himself back together, "Woo! Havent done that in a while. "When do you even have to?" "Well i did, when i was fighting Thrax on the eyelash..I can do alot of other stuff too but i bet you wouldnt care to know" he takes a sip on his drink. "Really? Test Me." She gave him a teasing glare. "Oh little North side honey think she got game? Aight check this out." He turns into a puddle, goes through a ring that was on Roses finger, twisted his membrane in a double helix ladder. Thrax doesn't want to girl making a scene. "Really?" She asked. "Yes ma'am" he leans in closer. She shrinks back a bit cause Thrax is just unusually warm, "Um, can i ask you your name again?" Thrax stands her back and sits her down in a chair, "Why baby, you didnt catch it the first time?" "Um..yea, just wanna see if i got it right. I don't really feel so good.." He leans in ridiculously close, "Big Daddy Thrax is gonna make this alll go away" She attempts to scream but Thrax kisses her. "That was fun baby, we should do it again sometime." He strolls away leaving her in the chair passed out, passes the bar Rose and Ozzy where at and grabs Ozzy's drinks, "Lets blow the scene" Rose notices Thrax's swagger and tells he done did something, "Thrax whatd you do?" "Had to put a honey in her place." He walks out the door feeling quite pleased with himself. Ozzy was a little puzzled, "Woa woa wait a minute, Thrax wheres that girl you were dancing with?" "She got a little tired and sat down" "You just left her there?" "Aint my progative baby" he gets in the car. Um, Thrax how about you drive? Me and Officer have been drinking." "HIM? DRIVE? HE AINT WRECKIN MY BABY UH UH!" Ozzy was really crazy about his car. "Oh relax, hes a good driver.. i think" "Yeaaa, move over baby, Big Daddy Thrax gots the wheel" he zooms off cray cray fast. "WOOOAA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Ozzy said being jerked around the car. "Did i say good driver? I meant HELL ON WHEELS! WOO!" "THRAAAAAAAX SLOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOOWN!" Ozzy screamed holding on to the dash board. "We already at home." Thrax said as if he did nothing wrong. Ozzy looked around, "Oh thank Frank.." "Well it was nice hanging with ya Thrax but i got stuff to do in the morning" Rose gots out the car to get into her car. "Bye baby, its been fun" "Wait! Rose!" Ozzy ran up to her, "When..will i see you again?" Roses cheeks heat up again, "You might Officer. You might." She gets into her car and drives off. Ozzy gets the house keys out and walks into the house, glancing every so often at Roses car driving down the road. Thrax notices, "Weeellll, looky here. Jones gots a bit of a crush" "What? I do NOT!" "Save your breath baby, i KNOW all." He walked into his room, "You going to bed?" "um.. in a little bit." He saw the time and its like 1 or 2 in the morning. "Good thing i dont have to work tomorrow, pfft, I know ALL! Damn virus dont know spit. I dont like Rose, i got Leah." He checked his phone and sees a message from Leah.
"Hey! Ozzy! I hope your having a good time solving this case. How about i come out tomorrow to see you. Say..3 ish? You know, i miss you alot. Dont be having crazy girls in your house lol just kidding well see you later :3"
Ozzy groaned and rubs his chin, "Aw Leah girl, what? Damn.." He flops back on his bed, "I get to see my girlfriend later. Woppee" he said unjoyfully. "Rose aint coming over today" Thrax said lleaning against the door eating a jello cup. "What? No no, i aint into Rose" "Keep tellling yourself that and you might believe it." "I meant Leaaahh" ,Ohhhh, she a fine tenderoni aint she?" Ozzy popped up on his bed, "Yo, Virus dont talk about Leah that way." "Oh yea? And what a little cell like you gonna do about it?" "Ugh, i dont have time for this. Get out" "Fine, hope you tell Rose your cheating on her" he walks out. "NO, I DONT LIKE ROSE LIKE THAT! Ugh, i dont need to explain myself to you. Might as well sleep." He slept till like 2 o clock.