Duke of Weselton
Writers,
First off, there need to be more stories about me. I don't understand why your whole lives seem to revolve around those Arendelle brats. They're nothing special, and that queen of theirs wants to take over the world and kill us all. Her sister is no better; she's very pesky (a horrible dancer, may I mention) and I'm certain that she's plotting with that sorceress to freeze the entire earth. They wrongly accused me of treason simply for trying to save us all. You should be grateful and repay me by writing about me.
Actually, I'm not sure if I'd like that. You all are horrible writers, and I don't want a badly-written story to be about me. You lack character and creativity and your plots are utterly boring. I don't understand why you even read each other's stories! They're so terrible that even an atrocious writer should be able to recognize it.
But on second thought, I want a story about me anyway. I deserve one. So start writing. NOW! Or better yet, take an English course first. You need one! You're all very dimwitted. I doubt you even know what one plus one is. I'll go ahead and tell you: it's five-thousand eight-hundred seventy-four.
So get writing!
-Duke of Weselton
A/N: Just to clarify, I do not agree with the Duke of Weselton's views on your writing and I know what one plus one equals. :P
Please tell me what you thought and who'd you like to hear from next, Hans or the Trolls. Thanks for reading!
-Dare