Ozzy woke up and rubbed his eye, "what time is it. OH SPIT OH SPIT LEAH!" He gets up gets a shower, brushes his teeth combs his hair, shaves and races down stairs.

~DOORBELL~

Thrax opens the door but flinches away from the light cause he was slightly hung over, "And uh, who are you?" "Leah.. Leah Estrogen" she introduced herself. He lowers his sunglasses to get a look at her, ~remembers when Ozzy came into his room that one morning, "Well HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Babeh. Come on in, take a seat." "Well thank you. Is Ozzy here? This is the adress right? You his room mate" Thrax glances her over, "yes, yes, and you could say that. Hes probably still sleeping, he was out all night with this girl" Leah's eyes widen, "Girl? Oh.. i see..have i..seen you somewhere before? you seem familiar" "Well, if we did id remeber someone like you", he flashes her a smile. "NOOOOO!" Ozzy hollers as he falls down the stairs. Leah rushed to be, "OZZY! Are you ok?" "Nice fall baby" Thrax commented. Ozzy gets up and dusts himself off, "Oh hey Leah." He glares at Thrax while he gives her a hug. "Hey, whats going on" "Well you know, nothing mu-" he sees Thrax all up in their conversation, "um, lets move this to my room." "Oh, ok. Oh, Nice to meet you..uh uh..Ozzys roomate." Ozzy rolls his eyes and leads her to his room. "Nice place you got here" Leah commented looking around. "Thanks, so uh whats up with you? anythings changed?" "Well, no no, everythings good. A few stomach aches, and some indegestion. Minor stuff. You? Meet any..uh new people?" "Well, making the most of things. Made uh, a couple of friends. The case is going well. Me and Drix has built a border around the community to protect the houses, sneaky lil bastards." "I see...so hows your room mate?" "Oh hes ok. No problems." "Oh.. i really missed you." She rested her hand on his leg. "I missed you too." He looked her in le eyes and kisses her and falls back on the bed.

Ozzy was in t shirt and boxers while Leah was in her under shirt and her skirt still making out on the bed. Thrax kicked down the door. Ozzy screamed. "OH MY GOD!" Leah cried trying to cover herself. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!" Ozzy shouted. Thrax said noncholantly, "you left the stove on baby." Leah looked at Ozzy, "baby?" "No no not like that he calls everyone that. I didnt leave the stove on, you probably did. Besides im a little busy here" "Busy? oh am i interrupting something baby?" "Baby?" Leah asked again. "Just get out! Im with my girlfriend!" Thrax acted confused, "Girlfriend? You have a girlfriend?" He fakes this sad look, "But but, i thought it wasnt like that" "Osmosis whats he talking about?" Leah said freaking out a little. "What? No! He-" Thrax continued, "I thought we had something." "Osmosis!" "Thrax what the hell are you talking about!" "You dont remember? The other night?" He looks in Leah's direction, "He doesnt remember the other night!" "Ozzy, whats going on!" Leah cried. "Leah, Leah, Leah baby baby it aint like this" " I thought that night MEANT something to you, I-i GAVE myself to you, and now you dont remeber! Im shocked! im truly shocked! I thought that night was speciallll!" Thrax kept up his little act. "NAW NAW NAW LEAH BABY! NO HES JOKING!" "Oh hell, now he thinks its a joke! If it was a joke why didnt we use a condom!" He fakes a year for good measure. "OSMOSIS JONES!? No. no! I'm out, im going home", she grabs her things and races towards the door. "Leah baby no!" He pushes Thrax and races after her. Thrax stood in the doorway laughing holding his sides. "No! no! Get away from me!" Leah warned as she got in her car and zooms away. " Leah! Girl! Hey! HEEEY! AWWWW SPIIIT" he turns and glares into the doorway and sees Thrax laughing, "THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" He storms in the house and gets all up in Thrax's face. "Can I help you baby?" Ozzy socked him in the face HARD. " Thrax rubbed his cheek, "now you know not to come in my room." Ozzy growls and punches again, and tackles him. "Woa woa baby, what is this?" "YOU FUCK UP EVERYTHING! YOU MADE LEAH THINK IM A HOMOCELLUAL FAGGOT!" "well the way your on top of me isnt exactly helping the situation baby" Ozzy got even madder and punches him in the face 3 times. "hey hey hey, Jones", catches the 3rd punch and throws him off him, "Calm down, besides that Estrogen chick aint nothing, you can find another girl in a heart beat" Ozzy glares at him then, tackles Thrax again and they start fighting. Leah crept in because she forgot her purse and sees Ozzy on top of Thrax ready to throw another punch but from her position looked waaaay different. They stopped fighting and looked at her. "Leah! Oh, um this isnt what it looks like." Ozzy tried to explain again. "So its true.. " she had tears in her eyes and ran out of the house peeling out of the driveway. Ozzy watched her leave,"Damnit!" He threw another punch at Thrax and runs after her, "LEAH WAIT! I CA-can explain.." He watched her car peel out and screech down the street. "Leah..", tears starting to well up in his eyes. "Spit." He wiped them away before he walked back into the house. "Is everything ok? Is there any thing else i can fuck up?" Ozzy pushes past him to get to his room, "shut up" he mumbled. He laid down curling up in the blankets they were on.