Hans
Fanfiction writers,
First I'll express my complaints.
Complaint one: There are way too many stories about my [*in strained voice*] defeat. Everyone needs to stop writing about that. Now. Right now. Or else.
Complaint two: Pairing me with Elsa or Anna? Please, that would never happen. Nor do I lust after either of them.
Complaint three: Taking me out of a story is unacceptable. So is killing me off.
Complaint four: Most of the stories you've written about my childhood are depressing, and you have to make up everything. Almost all of them have no accuracy at all whatsoever.
Complaint five: Stop making fun of my sideburns! They're genetic!
Complaint six: Crossovers…no, just no.
Complaint seven: Don't make me look weak. Seriously.
Despite all of this, there are some things I like, such as the stories where I defeat and/or manipulate Elsa and the ones that revolve around me in a good way.
But I have a question. What's this movie thing you all talk about? And how do you know everything about me and everyone else? It's kind of disturbing. Especially how many details you've gotten right. Where are you getting all this information? I'd really like to know.
From,
Hans
A/N: I've decided that I'm going to go ahead and finish this story today. I also have plans for an epilogue. It should be interesting…. *evil laugh*
-Dare