Author's Note: I'm going to be having a very busy week, so updates will be going slow. I'll just leave you guys with this one...
I heard my friends' voices as I rushed back to them.
"—and they said that the trainer got really bad burns, and his Growlithe disappeared."
That was Vixie's voice... I turned and finally reached them, who were seated in a circle, eating berries, and were outside the edge of this forest.
Shock nodded as he chewed. "Sounds like Lithe alright."
A three rhymed words combo. Nice.
"Saves us the trouble of informing his mates," he added with a smug grin. "If we see them along the way, that is."
Vixie sighed as her ears drooped. "I just hope to never see him again." She looked up in time to see me arrive. She instantly brightened, which made me roll my eyes. "Jay! How was it?"
I glared at Fay as I sat beside Vixie. "Remind me not to eat rotten Makigarp meat ever again."
"What?" Fay asked innocently. "It was deliscious."
Shock and Saur suddenly stared at the berries with disgust.
"Or anything rotten by that matter. Anyway," I cringed before I turned to Vixie, "it...went well, but..." I closed my eyes and shivered. "A...a Poliwag saw everything."
"So?" Shock asked as he took another berry.
"I still don't get this whole 'privacy' thing for just taking a poop out of your system," Fay said, giving me a confused frown. "I do it all the time!"
Thank the heavens that I have never seen any of it, and I plan of keeping it that way.
"Exactly," Shock added before taking a bite.
I glared at the two of them. "Well, excuse me for being a descent and proper human. What? You expect me to take a dump here while you guys eat?"
"As long as you don't poop on the berries," Saur calmly said.
"Or on any of us," Vixie joined in on the teasing.
I groaned, ignoring their chuckles. "Yeah, yeah... Laugh it up." I took a berry and was about to take a bite when Vixie interrupted me.
"So, what was so bad about a Poliwag seeing you doing...that?"
"Aside from the fact that it saw everything, which is disgusting, and creepy, and weird, and a violation of my privacy and concentration..." I ignored Shock's rolling eyes, "it also..." I suddenly lost my appetite, slowly returning the berry back. "...it also offered...some...er...service."
"Which is...?" Shock asked as he chewed.
I sighed, and groaned. "It...wanted to...l-l-lick my butt clean." There. I said it. Goddamn it, I know wiping my butt with this body is close to impossible, but damn, that Poliwag...
Vixie choked on a berry as the rest of my friends burst out laughing. At some point, as I helped Vixie recover from her choking fit, Shock choked, but kept on laughing anyway...