Ch.27: Separation
"Of frikkin course..."
Danny and Robin were on the ground, in a tangle of limbs. This wasn't unusual for them, as they had done this about six other times. Batman still had the grace of a frikkin swan though and was standing above them, very disappointed by their lack of grace and the horrible first impression they just made on the government agents all around the room.
All of the agents had their guns trained on them.
"Boys. Get up." The Dark Knight ordered. Danny glared up at his mentor.
"That's kinda hard as Robin smacked his head against the floor and is currently seeing stars." The Ghost Boy said.
"Phase, Stupid." Batman said. The Ghost Boy rolled his eyes but did as told and phased through his brother to stand by his mentor.
The government agents were seriously on edge now.
Danny nudged his mentor. "We're in trouble, aren't we?"
Batman gave his protégé a look. "We just fell out of portal and you just phased through Robin. What do you think?"
"Right... Stupid question..." Danny mumbled as Robin groaned and grabbed his head. The older of the two stuck out his hand and the younger grabbed it, allowing himself to be pulled from the ground.
"What hit me?"
"The ground, Rob, the ground. And if we do something stupid, we're gonna be pumped full of lead."
"We're at gun point, aren't we?"
"Turn around and find out."
The teen did and then sighed. "I don't wanna be pumped full of lead."
Danny pinched the bridge of his nose, Batman sighing off to the side, questioning if it was a good idea to adopt two teen wards that could come up with the most random plans in under five seconds.
A Caucasian male with a stony face walked forward calmly. He held up his badge.
"Special Agent Aaron Hotchner; BAU Unit Chief. Who are you and how did you get here?" The agent questioned.
"Batman." The Dark Knight said curtly.
Danny smiled leaning on his brother. "I'm Danny Phantom! This here is Duck!" Danny exclaimed, pointing at his adopted brother, who glared at him.
"Really? Duck?" The younger of the two questioned.
"Yeah. Right, Duck?" Danny teased, nudging his brother with his elbow.
Robin shook his head. "That is not funny."
"You're right. It's hilarious."
"No, it's not!"
"Yes, it is! Come on! You love me!"
"You're pushing it."
"His name is Robin." Batman cut off before an all-out brawl could start. He sent a glare that clearly said 'back-off-and-shut-up' to the two. The both smiled cheekily but moved to stand on either side of their mentor, willing to admit it was not a good time to fight.
"We got here by falling through a portal. I had to get these two from, yet another, dimension. The story behind how they ended up switching from our original dimension is long and I'd rather not get into it." Batman said curtly.
"Do you expect us to believe that?" A dark-skinned male questioned.
"The minute you trained your guns on my protégés," A certain edge entered the Dark Knight's voice when he mentioned his two teens. "and I, I knew you wouldn't believe a word I said about where we come from or who we are." The Dark Knight said.
"Then why lie?" A man, seeming to be the youngest out of all the people present, asked.
"I'm/he not/isn't lying." The three heroes said.
"Sure you aren't." The dark-skinned man commented sarcastically.
"Did you miss the part where we fell out of a portal?" Robin asked wildly.
"Yes." Everyone in the room replied.
Danny laughed. "That explains it." He said, pointing at the agents.
Agent Hotchner shrugged off the weirdness of the situation and straightened. None of the other agents backed down though.
"If you don't mind, we're going to take you to separate interrogation rooms." The agent said, leaving no room for discussion.
Batman ignored the 'no room for discussion'.
The Dark Knight leaned forward towards Agent Hotchner, making all the agent's stand on end.
"My protégés stay with me." He growled protectively. To prove his point, the two teens stood closer to their mentor.
"You don't have a choice." The black male said. A few agents stalked forward with handcuffs but Batman bashed their heads together before they could cuff him. Agent Hotchner raised his gun again.
The two teens chuckled to themselves behind the Dark Knight.
"There's the bashing of the heads we were waiting for." Danny whispered, making Robin cackle quietly.
"Danny and Robin stay with me." The Caped Crusader growled again, and this time, there really was no room for discussion.
"Fine. Take them to a holding cell." Hotchner said. More cuffs rattled and Batman glared but let them be snapped onto his wrist. The two boys went willingly enough with cuffs.
The three were placed in a holding cell but once the door was closed, the two humans busted out the lock picks and Danny phased them off.
"They really should've seen that coming." Robin chuckled.
Flash and Kid Flash groaned as they got up off the ground. They shook their heads and looked around.
"This isn't good." Kid Flash mumbled as he saw all the guns pointed at them.
"Uh, yeah." Flash mumbled back. "If we need to, we can just speed out of here."
"I know that!" Kid Flash yelled and then hid behind his uncle as the guns trained on him.
"Who are you?" An older man with graying hair but scary all the same questioned.
"Uh... I'm Flash and this is my protégé, Kid Flash." The older speedster explained.
"Who now?" Another man, with brown hair and brown eyes, asked.
The red-clad superhero pointed at himself. "Flash." He pointed at his nephew. "Kid Flash. If you don't mind me asking, where the heck are we?" The speedster asked.
"NCIS headquarters." A woman with long-brown hair informed. Her voice had a middle-east brogue to it.
"Mind coming with us to an interrogation room?" The graying-haired man asked. His voice was thick with sarcasm and 'Come-or-die'.
"Don't mind at all." Flash said casually. He heard his nephew whisper 'He reminds me so much of Batman' and mentally agreed.
"Who the freak are you?!" The man, a government agent who was pointing a gun at them, yelled as the blonde and the black-haired girl got off the ground. Canary did a once over on Zatanna before declaring nothing was too banged up.
"Excuse me?" Canary asked, placing her hands on her hips.
"Who are you?" The agent questioned again.
"I'm Zatanna. This is my combat trainer, Black Canary." The magic wielder informed, linking her arm with Canary's.
"Black Canary... And Zatanna?" Another man asked with short, curly brown hair.
"Where did you pull those names from?" The agent asked sarcastically.
Canary rolled her eyes. "Simmer down. We did not mean to intrude. Let alone crash into your tables."
"Where's the logic in crashing into furniture?" Zatanna said to the government.
"How did you get here?" A woman asked, her brown hair in a ponytail.
"Bones, I was about to ask that." The agent complained.
"Looks like we're not the only people with weird names here." Canary commented with a smirk.
The agent glared at them.
The doorbell rang. No one got up.
Teddy sighed in exaggeration at her lazy family. She was even in the kitchen, while the rest of the Duncan's sat in the living room. She walked to the door separating the kitchen and the living room.
"Really? No one's going to get that." She said.
"Yep."
"Pretty much."
"Have fun."
"The couch is amazing."
"I like bubbles."
Teddy rolled her eyes as the doorbell rang again. She walked over to the door and opened it.
Opening the door revealed two people: a man and what looked like his son. Both had black hair and blue eyes. The man, though, was wearing spandex with an S Shield while the teen chose to wear a black t-shirt with the same symbol.
Completely forgetting she had a boyfriend, Teddy practically started drooling over the raven-haired teen at her door.
"Teddy, who is it?" Amy called.
The blonde didn't answer, too enthralled with the boy at her door, who was starting to give her a weird look (only boy in American who wouldn't understand when a girl was gawking at his looks). The adult was smirking at the teen's obliviousness.
"Teddy!" Amy called again and got up from the green chair. She turned around with a stony face which instantly melted into a smile when she saw the good-looking man at the door.
"Would you like to come in?"
Aqualad and Aquaman entered the music store called 'Sonic Boom'. Many people stared at them weirdly because they were unaccustomed to Atlantians, it seemed.
The people in the store were no different.
Four teens with various styles sitting at the cash register raised an eyebrow at the two Atlantians.
"Uh... Who are you and where did you come from?" The brunette girl asked suspiciously.
"I am Aquaman and this is Aqualad." The older of the two heroes said.
The ginger, who looked to be mentally insane, walked forward with a huge smile. "Cool! Where do you live?!" He asked excitedly.
"Atlantis..." Aqualad answered uneasily.
"COOL! Are you Atlantians?!"
"I think we may have stepped into the wrong music store, Kaldur." Aquaman mumbled to his protégé, who nodded. "I think you are right, My King..."
Megan turned the knob to the door, as they were in a closet, and stumbled out with her uncle. They looked around and noticed they were in a penthouse of some sort. It reminded the older Martian of Green Arrow's place, really.
There were four kids watching TV on a couch. There was a woman in her early twenties with copper hair. She seemed to be a babysitter or nanny, since she was too young to have four kids, some in their teens and of various races.
"Ummm... Excuse me?" Megan called nervously. Her uncle placed a hand on her shoulder comfortingly.
All the residents turned to them so fast, at least one of them had to have whiplash.
"Who are you and how'd you get here?!" The copper-haired woman shouted.
"And what's with the green skin?" A teen boy with black hair questioned.
"That is rather hard to explain. We live in another dimension. We are Martians. This is Miss Martian and I am Martian Manhunter." The older Martian explained. Megan waved shyly.
The teen's laughed.
"You expect us to believe that?" A dark-skinned, younger girl wearing a tutu asked.
Martian Manhunter and Megan shared a look.
"I think this is going to be harder than expected..."
"I'm telling you guys. Someone is in the backyard!" Stan said to his owners.
"Alright, if you really believe that, I'll go check." Avery said and walked to the backdoor. She move the curtains aside and screamed.
"What is it?" Tyler asked.
"There really is someone in the backyard and they have bow and arrows!" Avery shouted, closing the curtain again, and backing away from it.
"Cool!" Sophie said and ran to the backdoor. She opened it and ran out as Tyler, Stan, or Avery yelled after her. They ran out after her.
Immediately, Sophie started hammering questions on the girl and her mentor looking person. The girl and her mentor only raised an eyebrow at the red-haired girl.
The two humans pulled their sister away, Stan whining.
"Hmmm... There were three voices that yelled and only two people..." The blonde haired teen commented.
"The dog can talk, right?" The blonde haired man asked.
The three normal (I use the term loosely) humans shared a look.
"Of course he can't. That's ridiculous. He's a dog. Dogs can't talk." Tyler said nervously. The strangely dressed archers smirked.
"Kid..." The man said.
"We've live with things stranger than a talking dog." The blonde teen finished.
Icon and Rocket walked up to the group of bearded men that were goofing off in the 'Duck Commander' parking lot. They seemed to be employees that were extremely lazy.
"Hey! Think you could help us out!" Rocket called, placing her hands on waist.
"Who are you?" One of the men asked. He had brown hair covered with a skull cap.
"Name's Rocket. This is my mentor Icon. Could you tell us where we are?" The dark-skinned girl asked.
"Monroe, Louisiana." Another man with white hair and a short beard said.
"Thanks for that! Now we just gotta find the others!" Rocket exclaimed to her mentor, who sighed.
"Rocket, we're lost. It's probably best to wait and let Batman find us." Icon advised.
"How do you know he's gonna find us? He doesn't know where we are!"
"Not yet, at least. He's the frikkin Batman."
"Bat-a-who-a-wa now?" An older man drinking sweet-tea asked.
"Batman: his boss, my mission's director." Rocket informed. Icon face-palmed, as his protégé just gave away vital information.
"Would you mind explaining?" The skull cap guy asked.
"It's a rather long story we don't have time for." Icon said.
Rocket smirked at her mentor. "But Icon... We have all the time in the world if we're waiting for Batman to find us!"
Icon let out a long, exaggerated sigh. A very long, exaggerated sigh.
"So do we think this guy is an abuser or what?" Derek Morgan asked the rest of his team. They had a camera set up in the holding cell to watch their three, spandex-clad guests.
"No, that wouldn't fit. This 'Batman' person stood up to Hotch because he wanted the teens in his presence." Spencer Reid observed.
"If he was an abuser, he'd want to keep them shut up." Emily Prentiss commented.
Reid shook his head. "Still wouldn't fit. His voice was too protective and they're too eager to love him like a parent."
"So... He's their father? Doesn't come across as the fatherly type." Jennifer Jareau, or JJ, commented.
"Probably because he's not. There might've been an event that made him decide to take in two kids as his own. They would have a mutual understanding of each other, a bond of sorts." Hotch said.
"Is there any way we could possibly drive a wedge between this guy and the kids? If we did that, the two would be a lot more willing to release information." Derek said.
"I've been watching them the past half-hour... They seem to be able to read each other's body language, indicating that they've been in close contact for awhile now... It usually takes years to completely learn another person's body language." Reid informed.
"So that's a 'no' for driving them apart?" Emily asked.
"Yeah. That's be a no." Reid answered.
"Hey Batsy!"
The Dark Knight sighed. "Robin, please refrain from talking to me. I'm very busy tracking the others. You know, your friends."
The younger of the two teens waved their mentor off. "Chill Bats. I just wanted to ask if you knew where we were. Danny and I are gonna play patty-cake after."
Danny cackled next to his brother.
Batman rolled his eyes. "We're in Quantico, Virginia. Happy?"
"Very much so." Robin answered.
"Now we can play patty-cake!" Danny clapped. He and his adopted brother face each other in lotus positions and began the small game.
Batman watched them for a minute, not believing his eyes, before placing his hands over his face. "Kill me."
The two teens cackled, still playing. The only reason they were doing it was because they were bored and they knew it would embarrass Batman to no end.
They played patty-cake over and over for about nine times until they got bored of it and Batman was able to tune it out.
The two laid on their backs with their legs up in the air, leaning against the wall.
"Should we?" Danny asked.
"Probably not. Are we?" Robin answered.
The duo smirked at each other. "Totally."
They opened their mouths.
"ONCE IN A WHILE, MAYBE YOU FEEL THE URGE TO BREAK INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT LAW! BY DOWNLOADING MP3S FROM FILE SHARING SITES LIKE MORPHEUS, OR GROKSTER, OR LIMEWIRE, OR KAZAA! BUT DEEP IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW THE GUILT WOULD DRIVE YOU MAD! AND THE SHAME WOULD LEAVE A PERMANENT SCAR! CAUSE YOU START OUT STEALING SONGS, THEN YOU'RE ROBBING LIQUOR STORES AND SELLING CRACK AND RUNNING OVER SCHOOL KIDS WITH YOUR CAR!"
Batman face palmed. "I couldn't have picked up normal kids..."
"SO DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG! THE RECORD STORE IS WHERE YOU BELONG! GO AND BUY THE CD LIKE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD! OH, DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG!"
Some of the agents went out of their way to look into the observation room to find out what the god-awful noise was.
"OH YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH R I DOUBLE A! THEY'LL SUE YOU IF YOU BURN THAT CD-R! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE A GRANDMA OR A SEVEN YEAR OLD GIRL! THEY'LL TREAT YOU LIKE THE EVIL HARD-BITTEN CRIMINAL SCUM YOU ARE!"
"And yet, they've pirated songs..." Batman mumbled, going back to working and ignoring his wards.
"SO DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG! (DON'T GO!) PIRATING MUSIC ALL DAY LONG! GO AND BUY THE CD LIKE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD! OH, DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG!"
The agents looked at the exaggerated Dark Knight with a look that said 'aren't-you-going-to-do-anything?' He remained sighing and typing on his holo-computer.
"DON'T TAKE AWAY MONEY FROM ARTISTS JUST LIKE ME! HOW ELSE CAN I AFFORD A SOLID GOLD HUM V AND DIAMOND STUDED SWIMMING POOLS?! THOSE THINGS DON'T GROW ON TREES! SO ALL I ASK IS PLEASE!"
"The frikkin irony of this song..." Batman mumbled, continuing his typing.
"SO DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG! (DON'T DO IT! NO NO!) EVEN LARS ULRICH KNOWS IT'S WRONG (REMEMBER TOMMY!)! GO AND BUY THE CD (RIGHT NOW) LIKE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD (GO OUT AND BUY IT)! OH, DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG!
"SO DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS SONG! (NO NO NO NO NO NO!)! OR YOU'LL BURN IN HELL BEFORE TOO LONG (AND YOU DESERVE IT)! GO AND BUY THE CD (JUST BUY IT) LIKE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD (YOU CHEAP B******!)"
"Was that necessary?" The Dark Knight questioned.
"It twas." The two boys said.
"Well, it seems you have fans." Batman growled and pointed to the observation window where many agents were still watching. The two boys waved with big smiles.
"Did you find them yet~?" Danny sang. The Dark Knight nodded. "Flash, Kid Flash, Canary, and Zatanna are in Washington DC. M'gann and Martian Manhunter are in New York City. Rocket and Icon are in Monroe County, Louisiana. Aquaman and Aqualad are in Miami, Florida. Superman and Superboy are in Denver, Colorado. And Artemis and Green Arrow are in Lexington, Kentucky."
"Wow... They're everywhere." Robin commented.
"How did they get there?" Danny asked.
"Wait... I'm guessing the first time you decided to use your little device it dropped you in the dimension we were in. And it was the test run, wasn't it?" Robin asked.
"You know it."
The two boys clapped sarcastically. "And this is why you're Batman!"
The cell door opened up and Agent Hotchner walked in, stony-faced as always.
Batman got up from where he was sitting in a lotus position on the cot. "I'm guessing you're here to question us about our friends all around the country."
"How did you know?" Hotchner asked.
"I saw you're hidden cameras." The black-clad man answered immediately.
The two boys on the ground laughed. "That's Batsy for ya!"
Batman rolled his eyes.
Hotchner let out a breath through his noise before getting back on topic. "Is the info on your friends true or were you just gonna let us go on a wild goose chase?"
"My comrades are in the places I have said. They'll most likely remain where they are because they knew I would find them. And seeing as you are profilers, you'll most likely be getting calls from DC on why these people are dressing up in costumes and breaking into government buildings." Batman informed.
Hotchner narrowed his eyes. "I never said I was a profiler."
"You didn't have to. The way you were looking us up and down and reading our body language said it all." Robin explained.
"Are you three profilers?" Hotchner questioned.
Danny shrugged. "We're not official or anything. We don't have jobs as profilers but we pretty much do the same thing you do. So, in a sense, we are profilers but also not. Make sense?"
"Yes." Hotchner said curtly. Danny nodded in recognition.
The dark-skinned male walked in and stood by Hotchner, who gestured to the other male. "This Special Agent Derek Morgan."
"Your friends have some pretty weird names. Do you all have codenames?" Derek questioned.
"Yes. Our aliases are usually based off our abilities, talents, or personalities." Batman answered coolly.
"So what does 'Batman' deprive from?" Derek asked sarcastically.
"His ability to scare the frikkin crap out of criminals of all sorts. It really is a mystery how he does it." Robin commented. Danny nodded in agreement.
Batman rolled his eyes in mild agitation. He was mostly just amused.
"What about your names?" Derek questioned.
"He can soar like a robin." Danny said, jerking his head towards his brother.
"His full name is Danny Phantom and he has ghost powers." Robin said, lulling his head to the side to gesture to Danny.
"There's no such thing as ghosts." Hotchner said plainly.
"You're looking at one." Danny said, eyes gleaming with mirth. His brother had the same shine in his eyes. Batman rolled his.
"Back on the subject of our comrades, would you mind picking them up? I have addresses and pictures of what they look like." Batman said and grabbed a file from grandmother-knows-where. He handed it to Hotch who had this astonished look on his face. (Where the crap did he get the file?)
"We'll get right on it." Derek said, talking for his boss.
Batman, Robin, and Danny waited patiently for their friends to show up. Or not so patiently in the boy's case.
Ironically, the doors finally opened and Flash, Kid Flash, Canary, and Zatanna walked in. The two teen boys cheered and ran down to meet their friends.
"Hey Z-Z! Hey Stupid!" Danny greeted. Kid Flash stopped walking and glared. Zatanna smiled and hugged the two brothers.
"Oh, it's so good to know everyone's ok!" Zatanna said excitedly.
"I can't wait for the others to show up!" Robin agreed.
"Why can't he be like a regular ghost and disappear with no trace as to where his presence might be?" Kid Flash asked to the others.
Danny smacked him over the head. "I was just kidding! YEESH, you drama queen!"
Kid Flash continued glaring and rubbed his sore head. Robin and Zatanna laughed at his friend's misery.
The adults calmly greeted each other without much enthusiasm.
"Alright, how'd you find us?" Flash asked.
"Tracking devices."
"You put tracking devices on us!" Canary yelled, astonished.
"I knew there was a glitch in the machine we made so yes, I put tracking devices on you." Batman replied casually.
Flash began clapping sarcastically. Really, really sarcastically.
The doors opened again and the two Martians walked in. Megan's eyes lit up at the sight of her friends and she ran to join them. Martian Manhunter spotted his comrades and calmly walked over to greet them.
"Miss M! It's so great you're here!" Robin said, as the green-skinned girl gave each of her friends a hug.
"I was going to say the same thing!" Megan chuckled and continued to ask, "Where do you guys end up?"
"Robby and I have been here in the BAU since we landed." Danny answered for him and his brother.
"Canary and I landed in the Smithsonian Institution in DC with a forensic team and a government agent. Temperance "Bones" Brennan didn't believe in magic, even when I did a spell." Zatanna said heatedly.
"I also ended up in DC, just at an NCIS headquarters. The team we got stuck with had a leader that reminded me so much of Batman." Kid Flash said, shuddering.
"Two Batmans in one world. Scary thought." Zatanna commented, laughing with the others.
"I ended up in New York City inside a closet in a penthouse. After showing proof that I was a Martian, the people called the cops." Megan said sheepishly, rubbing her neck. The other teens chuckled.
"Whaz up stupids?" Artemis asked as she calmly walked up to her friends.
"Arty!" Kid Flash yelled and hugged his girlfriend. They gave each other a kiss before turning to the other teens, Kid Flash's arm around his girlfriend's shoulders.
"Hey Blondie! Where were you?" Danny asked, smiling as Megan gave her other girl friend a hug.
"I got stuck in Lexington, Kentucky with a family that owns a talking dog." The archer replied with a smile on her face.
"No matter which dimension we enter, something's off in it." Megan commented. All the teens chuckled because of how true it was.
"You know when the others are showing up?" Artemis asked.
"Well, I just got here so..." Aqualad trailed off as he entered the Team's presence.
Megan squealed and hugged her big brother in spirit. The Atlantian hugged back with as much passion as the girl.
"Miss Martian, it is great to see you." The dark-skinned teen greeted.
"Same here, Aqualad." The green-skinned girl agreed.
"Hey Aqua, where did you end up?" Artemis asked.
"My King and I were transported to Miami, Florida. We found refuge in a music store called Sonic Boom with teenagers of our own age." The Atlantian informed.
"Well it sounds like you had a good time. I was stuck with a creepy family with a girl our age who kept drooling over me."
The teens turned and saw Superboy walking up with a smirk plastered on his face.
"Superboy!" Megan said happily and practically leapt into her boyfriend's arms. They shared a hug and a kiss before turning back to the rest of the group with huge smiles at being reunited.
"Did you say this girl was drooling over you?" Kid Flash asked, Artemis snuggling into his chest.
"Yeah. Couldn't do anything to get her to stop leaving me alone. Even telling her I had a girlfriend didn't help." The raven-haired teen said.
The Ghost Boy and Boy Wonder cackled at Superboy's temporary misery trip.
They heard the doors open and the only person missing, Rocket, ran in and quickly jumped into the group.
"Hey guys! How'd you guys like staying here? I hung out with a bunch of awesome frikkin rednecks in Louisiana!" The dark-skinned girl said, barely pausing enough to peck her boyfriend's cheek.
"You probably had the most fun out of all of us." Zatanna commented and received many agreements.
"Well we could make this fun for all of us if we go down a few hallways." Robin said mysteriously. Danny smirked beside him.
The rest of the Team shared a look before gaining smirks of their own as they turned back to their devious members.
"What are we doing?" Superboy asked.
Batman briefly looked up from his working on the dimension hopping device to look at where the Team was.
Keyword: was.
He placed the device down before rejoining the other Leaguers. The paid no attention to his presence as they talked. Doing so annoyed him.
Had he become so close to them that they didn't look up at his presence? He was going to have to change that.
"Have you finished working out the kinks, Batman?" Superman finally asked as the Dark Knight's agitation at being ignored began radiating off him.
"I thought you'd like to know our protégés are gone." The Caped Crusader commented casually, like it was normal and happened every day.
"WHAT?!"
The Leaguers turned to where the teens were only a few minutes ago.
They were gone.
"Where would they go?!" Flash yelled, gaining a lot of the BAU's agents attention.
"Exactly Flash. Where would they go?" Batman asked.
It dawned on the other Leaguers.
"Those little..." Canary mumbled.
Danny dodged another arrow sent his way and then out of Kid Flash's way.
They were playing a game called Make Danny Lose At All Costs.
Robin jumped in front of his brother and the two began sparring. Danny had to jump back when Superboy tried joining the fight.
Aqualad sent water at his teammate but Danny froze it on contact.
Rocket restrained him in a bubble. Danny sucked in a breath and released a small Ghostly Wail. It shattered the dome and he narrowly missed a brain blast from Megan.
Zatanna mumbled a spell and a golden blast was sent the Ghost Boy's way. The white-haired teen jumped out of the way and skidded to a stop. He got up with a smirk and fell into a defensive stance.
"That's enough."
All the teens whined and fell from their stances. They turned towards the door to see Canary, Batman, Hotchner, and Derek all staring at them. The two latter people had impressed and astonished looks on their faces.
"Next time, ask before you sneak off." Canary commented, smirking. Batman gestured for the teens to follow the adults back up to the main room. The teens complied silently, crying on the inside for lack of amusement.
As soon as they entered the presence of the other Leaguers, they were hammered with 'you-shouldn't-have-done-that's and 'that-was-wrong's. The teens shrugged it off, knowing if this ever happened again, they would do it again.
"We can rebuke them later. We're going home. Now." Batman said calmly, his voice slicing through the noise like a hot knife through butter.
Off to the side, Hotchner silently applauded the man for his awesomeness.
"You got the kinks worked out?" Green Arrow asked.
Batman narrowed his eyes at Green Arrow's stupid question and sheepish expression for asking a stupid question. "Obviously."
The Team snickered at the stupid question.
The Leaguers and Team gathered close to the Dark Knight as he grabbed the dimension-hopping device from grandmother-knows-where. (Seriously? Where does he grab all that crap?)
The Caped Crusader briefly made eye contact with Agent Hotchner. "Thanks for getting my comrades back. We'll be leaving now."
In a flash, the teams were gone. Two voices echoed throughout the office.
"THERE WAS SINCERITY IN HIS VOICE! THAT'S AMAZING!"
Ok, so a reviewers yesterday asked how they got there. I realized I forgot to write what happened when I re-wrote it. So, as quickly as I can, I shall explain it: They were fighting Lex Luthor, who had made a new fangled device I dubbed the Hopper (horrible name, I know). So Wally had grabs it, right, and being an idiot, accidently hits one of the buttons which promptly transport the Team to another dimension. All the dimensions, which was like six others, leading up to A Better World were very hostile towards them so they continued to change dimensions to get away from maniacs and psychos. XD
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Suntan140: I would just like to let you know, you just asked me to do a chapter I had already planned on doing. Nice. XD
Lee: THANKS~! I'm glad I impressed you! :DDDD
BringbackDannyPhantom: ...aaawwwWWWW CRAP! I FORGOT TO WRITE WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED BEFORE THEY GOT THERE WHEN I RE-WROTE THE CHAPTER! Stupid, stupid, stupid... *begins smashing head against cement wall* This chapter don't explain and neither does the next... If you read today's A/N you would know. Hope it clears things up!
Seantriana: Hahaha! Oh geez! You're off the hook for the song thing cause you have a legit reason. XD And I'm sorry things are confusing! I try to make things as un-confusing as possible!
Bibbledoo: *grabs cookie and devours* LET'S GO! And of course they have hero's luck. We wouldn't have a story if they didn't. XD
Supaherolena02: YOUR WELCOME FOR LACK OF BREATH! XD
IWasNeverReal: I'm glad I can make you laugh and/or cry so easily. Brings me imaginary tears of joy. (Kadzait: I could not tell you the last time she cried...)
Anonymous: (Kadzait: *continues crying and convulsing on the ground* Rhea (other imaginary friend): You broke Kad!)
Breyannia: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That would have been a sight to see! And pretty sure they don't dose themselves with laughing gas. Pretty sure. XD
Sina Xiel: Glad you loved and sleep tight, my little idea giver. :D And the show your half-conscious mind thought of is Phineas and Ferb. XD
Azorawing: Yeah... If you read the A/N you would know the backstory... Stupid me... XD And I know, right? Nothing like annoying the crap out of you mentor! XDDDDD