Chapter 2: The rescue of robb
Ned stark rode west to the twins by being carried by his mr saturn army so it was slower than horse riding but faster than feet. He was concreded about the safety of his family. Was robb stark and his beautiful wife really dead? He would find out The thought made ned scared.
After many long nights, he came to the castle known as the twins. It was an evil castle of hatred and lies and it was currently being ruled an evil maester while walter fey was on his holiday in qath as he was trying to get a tan while summer lasted. He was a very grumpy man who stayed in his tower all day and the people didnt like him so they were holding on for a hero to arrive.
Ned stark looked at the ground around the keep and saw the bodies of the north army still on the battlefield and this made him sad as many of those soldiers were his friends and they had families, but he knew had to focus on finding his son, or his body! He approaches the gate of the castle but he wore a mask to disguise his identity. All was going well until he was approached by two guards, and they were racist!
"Well well well well looky here!" Snided racist guard n#1 "we've got us wolf shit baby here!"
"Heh Heh, stupid northerners have snow for brains" said racist guard n#2, who was fatter than guard n#1. Ned was insulted but he had to keep his cool so his cover wouldnt get blown off.
"please my good sers, I simply want to get in to try and find someone"
"We're not going to let you in you kilt wearing primitive, Because we dont like you!" said guard n#1
"Heheh, Go back to your dung house north peasannt man, all your northen dog fucker friends are dead anyway!" said guard n#2, and they both dickishly laughed at ned.
By this time ned was furious and he shouted at the guards "Do you know you I am you shit faced bigots?!" and he took of the mask and revealed he was ned stark! Both the guards shrieked in terror and ran away but It was too late as ned had already set his mr saturn army on to them, and they were already biting their legs!
"help us, midget men are attacking us!" they yelled, but they were all ready trampled to the ground.
"serves you right for being intolerant bigots!" judged ned stark.
The saturn army then raided the castle by making human stairs and going over the frey army was alerted and went into battle with spears and swords, but they had difficulty hitting the mr saturns as they were small, meanwhile ned stark was looking around for any sign of robb or catelyn. He searched for what seemed like hours while dispatching the guards in the castle unti he heard a muffled grunt, it sounded like robb stark! "but surely he is dead" thought ned stark but nevertheless he went to investigate inside in the tent.
Inside he saw a horrifying sight, there was a guard standing next to a pole, with robb stark's head on it, but it was still alive, like a chicken! the guard was torcturing robb's head.
"I'll say it once and i'll say it again, if you do not tell me that frey is yay, then i'll make you suck my dick"
"Never, frey is gay that monster killed my wife" robb refuted and spat on him.
"Nevermind, I was going to make you suck my dick anyway, because now you're gay!" the guard shouted angriliy and was about to molest him until ned stark came charging in and screaming at top of his voice
"Don't you touch my son you whore!", the guard almost wet himself until his head was chopped off by ned's sword. "Oh, and frey IS gay!"
"Dad!" shouted robb stark with joy as he saw his dad rescue him, and then ned stark removed robb's head from the pole and talked to his son
"Robb you're alive! But how your body is cut off this makes no sense?"
"You're one to talk, we all thought you were dead and started a war over it!"
"oops, my bad" apologised ned
"eh whats done is done, and these are strange times" contemplated robb "i'm sorry to say mother is definetly dead, they threw her in the sea"
Ned paused for a moment, allowing those few words to work their way though his mind. The message was short but the impact those words carried could put an a hammer to shame, and like a tree of despair those words carved roots of sadness and they strangled his heart. Ned was not a man of great emotion or personality but his family, his friends and his most loyal servants knew that above all, that Ned was a man of heart, and that heart was a heart of honour, courage and love. Ned crumbled beneath his usual lordly stature with great guilt as his heart learned that the only women that he ever loved was torn from him, the woman who melted the ice of his heart to reveal the fire he held within.
But anywas he knew that she must be avenged by doing good for the world and it would start today. "I know what I must do now, I must retake westeros from the cruel lords who exploit it and killed my northern brothers!" ned declared.
"No" shouted robb "Ever since i've had my head cut off I have aquired a mysterious sight, which grants me visions of things that must be down, for I have seen there I a great evil coming to this land, and there must be actions to be done to make this land happy again!"
Ned was about interject when robb started talking again
"To restore happiness to this land you must awake the 5 great varylian torches, when all five are brought together and lit, this cause a great magic to spread through out the land, but I do not know what It will do except it will be wonderful"
"but I want to fight for freedom and honour around the land in the shadows, like a secret ranger" moaned ned
"we will have to travel to all the seven kingdoms on our quest so there also be lots of that so don't worry"
Ned carried robbs head out of the tent, when suddenly a question came to mind. "robb, if your head is still alive, what about your body?"
"Well they put my dire wolf's head on it, and rode it around, why you ask?" replied robb
However unknown to robb and ned, the body was still alive, but the evil maester had used science and combined the wolf's head to the body to create the ultimate and most evil feral super fighter, the wolf warrior!
The wolf warrior jumped into the courtyard howling, blocking Ned's path and taking him by suprise. The frey guards cheered it on and blocked the gate and distracted the mr saturns, meaning the wolf warrior could focus on ned stark. Ned stark knew this could only end one way, a duel to the death, and it was going to be one hell of a fight!