This chapter may not be as good because I didn't know what to do for this one after the riff off. Sorry!
"Hit it!" Justin shouted as he pointed to the BU Harmonics to make their siren noise.
"Welcome to the Riff Off! Who's ready to get vocal?" Everyone cheered.
"Okay, since all of you know the rules, let's get started right away. And the first theme is... British Singers!" Justin said.
Baloney Barb ran up and started singing:
I had a way then losing it all on my own
I had a heart then but the queen has been overthrown
And I'm not sleeping now, the dark is too hard to beat
And I'm not keeping now the strength I need to push me
You show the lights-
Stacie ran up and took the spotlight:
Lights they blind me!
For forgiveness you could always pray
Hey! That the sickness it could go away
Lights they blind me!
At the altar would you pay the price?
Would you give you, would you give you-
Nick, one of the new Trebles, ran up and cut her off:
You had me hooked again from the minute you sat down
The way you bite your lip got my head spinnin' around
After a drink or two I was putty in your hands
I don't know if I have the strength to stand, oh-
Tacie walked up slowly and began singing hesitantly:
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no oh!
One track mind, one track heart
If I fail, I'll fall apart
Maybe it is all a test
Cause I feel like I'm the worst
So I always act like I'm the best
If you are not very careful
Your possessions will posses you
TV taught me how to feel
Now real life has no ap-
One of the High Notes ran up and started singing really off key, and Justin went up to put a stop to it.
"As funny as that really was, you are... CUT OFF!" he shouted, shooing their group out of the pool.
"And the next theme is... Songs from movies!" Justin shouted.
Just as Beca expected, Jesse was the first one up there to start singing.
Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby
Don't you forget about me-
Claire took center stage and started singing:
Me anyways
It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!
It's-
One of the guys in the BU Harmonics went up and started singing:
It is like the fog has lifted
And at last I see the light-
Justin went up to them and cut them off.
"Sorry, but the word you had to match was It's. You sang It Is. You are... CUT OFF!" The BU Harmonics angrily left the pool and sat on the edge.
"And the last category is... Breakup songs!" Justin shouted.
Fat Amy ran to the center:
I remember when we broke up the first time
Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you said you needed space, what?
Then you come around again and say
"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me-
Donald ran up and started singing:
Me and my broken heart
I need a little loving tonight
Hold me so I'm not falling apart
A little but I'm hoping it might kick start
Me and my broken heart
Maybe some part of you just hates me
You pick me up and play me-
Beca ran up and cut him off before singing at perfect pitch:
Me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
The Trebles knew as soon as Beca had started singing that they had lost.
"And this year's win goes to the Barden Bellas!" Justin shouted. The Bellas cheered and noticed that the BU Harmonics were glaring, making Beca chuckle. Jesse walked up to her to congratulate her, while Benji scooped Claire up in his arms.
"They're so cute together" Beca said, as Jesse wrapped an arm behind her back. "I'm happy for them." Jesse smiled and kissed Beca and the head as Stacie, Donald, Nick, and Chris walked back to the Trebles house.
"Wanna stay the night?"
"Ugh, can't. Have to work on the mix for regionals, I've only been able to come up with a few."
"Can I stay with you?"
"We're not having sex."
"Fine."
"And you're gonna let me focus."
"Got it." Jesse picked up Beca and carried her bridal style to her dorm. When Beca opened the door, she was surprised to see that Amy wasn't going out.
"Whattup Shawshank! Shawshank's boy toy!" Amy said, looking up at them.
"Hey Amy," said Beca, "I'm surprised you're not going out. It's a Friday."
"I know. Stacie's staying with her boy toy so I don't have anyone to party with. And you and Treble better not be at it all night, like bunnies in heat."
Jesse covered his face and sat down on Beca's bed, trying not to laugh.
"Amy! He's just helping me work on my mix. I already told him he's not getting any tonight." Beca said with a giggle. Amy wiggled her eyebrows and went back to doing whatever she was doing on her laptop.
"So I was thinking maybe this song, but I don't know because it sounds better with that one. I mean, I don't want the mix to have a lot of songs and be super extravagant because I'm saving that for finals, but I don't know," Beca said, closing her laptop and laying down next to Jesse. He pulled her closer and whispered;
"Beca, regionals aren't for another month. The talent show is next week. We need to finish that first." Jesse said, wrapping his arms around her for a kiss. After a little of laying close together, they fell asleep.
"Jesse I'm not going."
"Beca get in."
"I'm not going."
"Get in."
"No."
"Beca, everyone's going to be there! Why don't you want to go?" Jesse said with a pouty face. It was Tuesday night, around 10:30pm after talent show practice, and all of the Bellas and Trebles were going out to some new bar they just opened near campus.
"I can't, Jesse. I have to work on the mix for regionals, and you need to work on yours!" Beca near - shouted to him.
"Beca you need to cut loose a little bit. You'll have fun. Please, just come with me?" Jesse said, giving her those melt worthy puppy dog eyes he did when he wanted her to do something. She smirked and finally said;
"Fine. But you better be paying for my drinks and you better get drunk as shit with me." Beca said with a laugh after joining everyone else in the Trebles bus. Chris, Nick, Kyle, Hat, Kolio, Benji, and Unicycle were all sitting on one side while Amy, Stacie, Lilly, Tacie, Jessica, Claire, Denise, Cynthia Rose and Ashley sat on the other. Jesse joined the Trebles by Chris, and Beca sat down next to Amy. Donald had been driving for about five minutes when they pulled up into the parking lot. They all loaded into the bar. It was packed with people their age or older, some adults. There was someone singing terribly at the karaoke and some people at the dance floor. Everyone sat at the bar and Beca sat by Jesse.
"Bec, there's karaoke. We have to!" Jesse pleaded after ordering their drinks.
"You'll have to get me pretty damn drunk to get me to go up there, Swanson." Jesse smirked and did as he was told.
"And next up for karaoke, we have Beca and Jesse!" The MC shouted. Everyone in the bar cheered, since everyone was trashed, and Beca and Jesse walked drunkily up to the stage and told the MC their song.
Beca:
Hey baby even though I hate ya
I wanna love ya
I want you
And even though I can't forgive you
I really want ta
I want you
Tell me, tell me baby
Why can't you leave me?
Cause even though I shouldn't want it
I gotta have it
I want you
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got
Jesse:
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
Beca:
I got one less, one less problem
Jesse:
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without us
Beca:
I got one less one less problem
I know you're never gonna wake up
I gotta give up
But it's you
I know I shouldn't ever call back
Or let you come back
But it's you
Every time you touch me
And say you love me
I get a little bit breathless
I shouldn't want it
But it's you
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got
Jesse:
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
Beca:
I got one less one less problem
Jesse:
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
Beca:
I got one less one less problem
Beca and Jesse:
What you got?
Smart money bettin'
I'll be better off without you
In no time
I'll be forgettin' all about you
You saying that you know
But I really really doubt you
Understand my life is easy
When I ain't around you
Iggy Iggy
To biggie to be here stressin'
I'm thinkin' I love the thought of you
More than I love your presence
And the best thing now
Is probably for you to exit
I let you go
Let you back
I finally learned my lesson
No half-stepping
Either you want it or you just playin'
I'm listening to you knowin'
I can't believe what you're sayin'
There's a million you's baby boo
So don't be dumb
I got 99 problems
But you won't be one
Like what
Beca:
One less, one less problem
One less, one less problem
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got..
Beca and Jesse:
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
One less problem without ya
got
One less problem without ya
I got
One less problem without ya
I got one less, one less problem
As they finish, the crowd roared with laughter and cheers and they walked off stage. It was probably 3:30 AM, but some of them weren't ready to go home. Lilly, Jessica, Ashley, Tacie, Cynthia Rose, Denise, Nick, Kolio, Hat, Kyle, and Unicycle left and decided to take cabs home, leaving only Beca, Amy, Stacie, Claire, Jesse, Benji, Donald, and Chris.
"I have an idea," Amy said excitedly, swigging down a mudslide.
"Let's go to walmart." she finished. Everyone nodded excitedly and paid for their drinks. They wobbled out to the bus, and Benji, being the most sober one, drove them to Walmart.
"So, what we're gonna do is piss the workers off till we get kicked out." Beca said and everyone nodded.
"And if they don't kick us out, we'll just steal a shit ton of alcohol and leave" Jesse added on, making everyone crack up.
"Who the hell goes to Walmart at 3:30am?" Benji said, pulling into the parking lot.
"Half of them are probably going to fuck shit up like us" Stacie said with a laugh. As soon as Benji parked the car, everyone poured out of the bus and ran into Walmart. Amy lead the group to where the carts were.
"Okay, everyone choose someone to push and get in a cart" Amy said. Beca had hopped in and Jesse had volunteered to push her. The other groups were Stacie and Donald, Amy and Chris, and Clare and Benji.
"Now we all split up and run around screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" And the last ones to get caught win. Got it?" Amy said. Everyone nodded and Jesse took off with Beca towards toys, Amy took Chris to electronics, Benji took Claire to frozen foods, and Donald took Stacie to clothing.
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING, THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" Everyone shouted. Beca was trying to scream to but was too busy laughing. The first group to get caught was Claire and Benji, and they were escorted from the store. Then Amy and Chris, then Stacie and Donald, leaving only Jesse pushing Beca around like crazy. They were eventually caught near the deli and were told to leave as well.
"That was fucking awesome!" Jesse said as they wobbled out of the store with Beca.
"Fuck yeah mean, fuck yeah!" Donald said.
"You guys, we should really be getting home..." Benji said as they started to head back to the bus.
"Come on baby, let loose a little!" Claire said, kissing Benji with her wine flavored lips.
"We're going home. You can all stay in the Trebles house." Benji said as he pulled out of Walmart and to the Trebles house.
The next morning, everyone sat in the Trebles living room, all with a massive hangover and headache.
"All I remember is getting kicked out of Walmart" Chris said, taking a sip of his coffee.
"I think we're all going to be skipping classes today." Beca said, and everyone nodded.
"I swear, it was like a competition last night to figure out who was louder," Benji started. "It sounded like a house full of porn stars." Everyone burst out laughing, remembering a little bit of the night.
"I need to call off Bellas rehearsals today. And probably talent show practice" Beca said, taking her phone and sending out a mass text.
"Wow, you're canceling for once Shawshank? Mark it on the calendar!" Amy said before sipping her coffee and getting up to get some aspirin.
"Anyone need aspirin?"
"God, yes" nearly everyone groaned, rubbing their temples.
"We all smell like alcohol, sweat, and sex" Stacie said, getting up to take a shower.
"I'm taking one too." Beca said, following her up the stairs.
"I love how we live here and they use the showers more than us" Jesse complained.
"Pfft. Girls." Donald said back, going into the kitchen. Jesse just laughed and walked back up to his room.
A/N: Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed this chapter:) I also have chapter four halfway written already, so that should be posted soon.