Temporary Finals Hiatus Message

You find yourself outside a door. Upon opening it it, you turn to your left and see HolyMaiden24 (HM24) at her desk, and sleeping with her head resting on her crossed arms.

HM24 (talking in her sleep):ZZZZZzzzz... Roger Craig Smith has the best Sonic the Hedgehog voice...ZZZZZZZ-

Out of nowhere a good sized rock crashes into HM24's cranium. The Fan fic autoress jolts up as if the Majora's Mask Moon is coming.

HM24(in panic): WTF?!

In her confusion, she notices you. At first, she seems perplexed, but then realizes why your here.

HM24: Oh...wait... you're wondering about the hiatus message, aren't you?

You nod your head.

HM24 (laughs sheepishly): yeah, I see. You're worried that I'm canceling Skyward Swaps. (serious.) Yeah, I know, it's been awhile since I posted the last chapter. There truth is, I need to focus on school work, due to finals...and seeing as most of my work is done on the computer... yeah.

No, seriously, I spent the last couple of days stressing over making a website in time, lost my sanity, suffered from a power outage on the night of the due date, I missed an ex... (realizes you don't care) Never mind. So, anyway, I'm super busy due to finals, and I don't know when the next chapter will be posted. Hopefully before Christmas...(awkward laugh) I mean, it's not like I left it on a cliff hanger or anything.

You then turn to your right. For some reason, the two of you have now appeared in the temple at the sealed grounds. You see Link, Ghirahim, and Groose standing above Zelda, who is kneeling in pain and still has a sword lodged through her body- she looks like a limp rall doll. All three standing above her are equally horrified, confused, and look as if they are debating how to get the sword out of her.

Link: What the s***?! I thought this only happens in the Final Fantasy Franchise!

Groose: Well, she could survive this. There was a Game Theory video on that exact issue- you know, the one about Aerith's-

Link (Now P. ): You can't base her survival chances off a youtube video! What kind of idiot believes youtube videos?! (sighs in frustration.) Great: it's like the one time I don't want to pull the Master Sword out of someth-

Suddenly Ghirahim started to laugh. As if realizing the reason why, Groose joins in, seconds later. Much to Link's disturbed confusion.

Link: What is so funny?!

Ghirahim( though his laughing): You do realize the implications of those words, do you?

Groose laughs even harder, to the point that he suddenly collapses to the ground, next to Zelda. It takes Link a moment for it to sink in... he then grows red with embarrassment, but he is also understandably angry.

Link(jabs an accusing finger at Ghirahim): Oh, like your one to talk, Mr. Phallic symbol after the player finds out that he's actually a sword! I also read that one shot fanfic the authoress wrote too!

Ghirahim suddenly looks horrified. Groose is still laughing.

Link( satisfied but still angry): I am SO going to kick your ass!

Ghirahim (frustrated): She said it wasn't canon!

Link: Doesn't keep me from wanting to kick your ass Ghirahim! (pulls his sword out)

Zelda's head suddenly raises up. As you probably guessed, she doesn't look good.

Zelda (in a very weak, pity inducing voice)...Guys... I still got a sword lodged through my back.

You turn back to HM24... who looks uncomfortable.

HM24( in an awkward tone)...ohhhhhhhh.

HM24 looks back to you.

HM24 (normal tones): Anyway, I did the tally... majority wanted Demise to appear to Zelda as a woman so... you're getting a female Demise. If your upset- that's pretty much why I gave you guys the chance to vote. I did warn you several times. To those who voted, I appreciate your participation. :)

Other than that, I've been playing Minish Cap on the Wii U- and I completed the Fortress of Winds- and I am enjoying the game so far! So, I'm debating if I want to do Twilight Princess or Minish Cap for the next part of the swap series. I'd like to hear your word on which one I should do.

Anyway, I'm sorry for the delay and cause of alarm and-

She looks back. You follow her gaze to see that Ghirahim and Link are engaged in sword combat, Groose has finally recovered and taking deep breaths, and Zelda still looks miserable.

HM24 (reassuring): Don't worry, this isn't canon. I just thought some black comedy would be worth this histus message. Zelda is going to survive this... I'm not going to say how. (Not so friendly laugh) Yeah, I'm curious to hear your complaints, even though I already wrote enough to answer that question, before real life called me.

(Playful) Buuuuut... I suppose I'll be nice and let you chose one of those three guys as your own, in the mean time. I know one of you is a fan girl- or fan boy- I don't know what your preference is.

Holds a large Hammer out, with the sign 'Fourth Wall Doesn't Exist' tapped on it.