Chapter 2
The First Mission Together…
(一緒にファーストミッション…の巻)
(or "Weight in Gould City")


The following afternoon, The Gang sped off in their black van, heading to the next destination – Gould City.

Percival asked, "So, what mission do we stake upon?"

Mizuki said, "News report from Yagi and Iizuka – a bank has been held up by a wild girl."

Steven C asked, "Not to ask, but who's the perp?"

"Heather," Mizuki replied.

Heather cried, "NO! I didn't hold up a bank!"

Percival said, "Not you, kid. She meant another Heather."

Steven C said, "This could be good! Gang, uh… Wait… Who's Heather?"

Mizuki said, "She has short shorts, a brown blouse, and long thick black hair. Plus, she has a tall figure that looks beautiful."

Percival said, "Heather – age: 18 – former member of Antagony, before the team dissolved, completely. According to reports, she won Total Drama Season Three, under a technicality. But, due to the people hating her, they declare that Alejandro won. The money she earned was one million dollars Canadian. However, the money was destroyed, falling into a Hawaiian volcano, inadvertently. Heather vowed revenge on Chris McLean, but was expelled from Antagony, after showing compassion towards some of the Good Teens, who were also disbanded, recently."

Peter asked, "How did she win?"

Percival said, "Total Drama World Tour – Final Episode; She won, throwing a pineapple sacrificial doll into an active Hawaiian volcano. It turns out that she threw Al's pineapple husk in there, after a Rosham-bo on him. Technically, she won, but was ignored."

Farra said, "That's karma for you. One minute you win, the next thing you know, no one cares."

Mizuki replied, "It didn't matter, anyway. The million dollars was sunk in lava, burnt away."

Farra remarked, "Like I said… Karma."

Steven C said, "Well, whatever the case, we'll stop her, one way or another! Steven Cooke is looking forward to a huge mission!"

Percival said, "Step on it, Mizuki! The bank is dead-set. Remember, we foil Heather's plot, we'll be sitting pretty."

Heather cringed, "Why does she have the same name as me?"

Percival said, "Fine, stop crying, Helen."

Heather gasped, "Helen?!"

Percival declared, "From now, until Heather is captured, you're Helen. That way we won't confuse you."

Heather sobbed, "How can I? It's too confusing… I may never get used to it."

Steven C stated, "Just remember which is which, since you're Good Heather."

Heather cried, "SHUT UP!"

She pouted, as they drove to the bank. She snuffed and muttered, "Stupid… lousy… bitch…"

From this moment on, for this chapter, Heather of "The Gang" will be called "Heather D".

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Meanwhile, at the Gould City Bank, a girl with long black hair has stolen a huge sack of money. She ran inside a small sports car and prepared to drive off. She laughed, as she stole a huge amount. The teller screamed, "HELP! POLICE! ANYBODY! We've been robbed! A woman has stolen all our money!"

The van arrived, as they saw the teller, pleading in fear. The Gang stepped out, as the teller signaled to them.

"We came too late!" Steven cried.

Percival said, "Not for long. Mizuki, go see if you can scan her last known whereabouts, while I have a word with the bank teller."

The teller responded, "Oh, that woman… She stole our money in the vault. A total of twenty million dollars, combined in the International currency and unmarked bills… and a ham sandwich. She stole my lunch."

Peter asked, "How did she escape?"

"A car!" He pleaded, "She got away!"

Percival called, "Mizuki! Any sign of Heather?"

Mizuki said, "Location confirmed!"

She viewed it from her cellphone. It was a white sports car, with the license saying "IH8LOOSRS".

Farra said, "You're good with you and your gadgets."

Mizuki smiled, "Whoever made this must've been a genius, using an App called… uh… Neko-Sakana?!"

She sighed, "I think Eimi and Yuu are becoming the Bill Gates and Mark Z of the Alternate worlds."

Don't be so sure.

Peter cried, "YAY! LET'S GET THEM!"

Percival barked, "GANG! Not yet! Mizuki, where is the white sports car?"

Mizuki said, "Located… down Highway 56, miles away – Driving northwest."

Heather D remarked, "Well, let's plan an attack. We'll tail her, while we-."

She was stopped by another Heather D., one with an angel garb. It was her conscious.

"No, Heather," the Good Heather explained, "You cannot do this. Just because that girl's name is Heather, also, you can sit aside and wait. Patience is a virtue. Even if it is for Miss Nanase's work, it-."

An evil Heather D. appeared with black hair and a purple cape, with blue skin. I take it that is her bad conscious.

"You crazy?" The Bad Heather said, "That girl is a disgrace to the Heathers everywhere! Do it alone and kick her ass-!"

The Good Heather knocked her down and barked, "Do you want your friends to think of you of stealing all the glory?"

They started fighting, as Heather D was in confusion. She cried, "DAMN IT! WHY NOW?"

Percival asked, "Did you say something?"

Heather D smiled, as her conscious hid behind her, "No, no, I am fine."

Good Heather glared at her bad self, "Bitch! Heather isn't finished with you!"

Bad Heather roared, "Fuck off, whore bag!"

They continued fighting, as Heather D entered the van, sighing, "I hate conflict…"

The van drove off, as she thought, "I wish there was something I should do… After all, Percival said that we'd take that bank thief, in show of support for AAW."

The van headed to Highway 56, where Heather, the bank thief, is speeding off to.

Farra asked, "So, where is she heading?"

Percival said, "With that kind of money, she's probably taking it to the border."

Mizuki said, "In these alternate worlds, Country Borders are no cakewalk. The Bad Heather is obviously taking it to her hideout."

Percival sighed, "What a stupid girl."

He exclaimed, "Gang, let's go!"

The van drove off into the highway, as they drove at 75 MPH. Lucky for them, the van is run on Premium gasoline. They continued to drive off, through the highway, which was pretty desolate, since the traffic was low. They were miles away from Heather's escape vehicle, heading west.

"I see her, guys!" Mizuki called, "Range – ten miles."

Percival said, "Good. Keep driving, Mizuki! Keep! Driving!"

VROOM!

The van continued to move, as Heather viewed it, in her rear-view mirror. She then glared, "Who are those goofs? Surely, it's not Chris, taking my money again. I can tell… I read the script, and now, HOME FREE!"

VROOM!

The sports car zoomed off, as the van followed. Percival appeared from outside the van's window. He called, via a megaphone, "HEATHER! By order of AAW, the Alliance Across the World, this is a hold-up and a stick-up! Stop the vehicle and spread out!"

Heather shouted, "OH? You want a piece of me? I knew Chris McLean is dead! That man robbed me of everything! Why do you think I won Season 3?"

Percival called, "Your Total Drama palmarès ain't on trial!"

Heather shouted, "You can never take me alive, coppers!"

She sped off to a turn. The Gang followed. Heather jumped out of the driver's seat and threw some mountain goat eggs at the van.

"I hope your insurance covers Mutated Mountain Goat eggs! I got these, and I ain't afraid to use them!"

She chucked the eggs at the window, splattering them all over. The window was covered in smelly yolk. Mizuki cleaned it off, turning on the windshield wipers.

Peter called, "She ain't playing hard-to-get!"

Farra said, "I want to know why she did it, without driving. She's good."

Heather D remarked, "Not good enough!"

She jumped out and cried to Percival, "Bro! Let me handle this one!"

Steven snapped, "Are you crazy? You just cannot go in and rescue the money! What if you die?"

Heather D said, "That's a risk I am willing to take. Besides, no one, who's called Heather, takes up a heist and gets away with it!"

Percival said, "Stay in the van! We'll map out a plan of attack, then we'll let you have your fun."

She then growled, "Damn it!"

Heather called, "What's the matter, you jive Beatles wannabes? Had enough of me?"

Peter whined, "Aw, man! I wish we had super powers!"

Steven stated, "That's not until later, Big Guy! Steven Cooke needs to best that fiery harlot! Besides, Kanaka Nanase is counting on us!"

Percival said, "He's right! Focus on saving the money and arresting that Heather! Uh, the bad one…"

Heather D snapped, "Why don't you call me Helen?"

Farra addressed, "Heather, you know that you're you. Besides, you'd never acted that evil, like her."

Mizuki added, "Plus, calling you Helen makes it hard to know your name."

Heather D snarled, "AUGH! Heather is confused! And I mean it, since I'm the one that she is referring to!"

Farra comforted her and said, "Calm down. We'll get her."

Heather yelled, as she stepped back to the wheel, "TOO LATE, LOSERS!"

Steven snapped, "Oh, no, she didn't! Steven Cooke won't take that remark, lying down!"

Farra said, to the 4th wall, "Especially with US, callng him that."

He glared at Farra, as she whistled. Mizuki said, "She's heading for the exit!"

Heather turned to the exit ramp, which said "Bruschetta Fields". The Gang followed, but not for long. Heather pressed the button, opening the trunk. It flew out some round blue bombs, landing onto the streets.

Percival cried, "LOOK OUT!"

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The Gang's van showed no effect from the explosions, but it ended up losing its course. It drove in a zigzag, as the Van flew off the streets. They screamed, as the van headed to a huge mound of hay.

POOF!

Mizuki tittered, "Luckily… That hay pile broke our fall…"

Farra snuffed, "Yeah… But we lost Evil Heather…"

Heather D moaned, "Why do you say that? Also, that's better…"

Peter groaned, "I had my seatbelt on…"

Steven winced, "Come on! We cannot give up!"

Elsewhere, the car escaped through the streets of Bruschetta Fields. Heather laughed, as she drove away with a cool million; or, in this case, with cool millions.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" She laughed evilly, "Let's see them make a song out of that!"

She sighed in relief, "No more Chris, no more Total Drama, no more losers, and best of all… I'm rich!"

She drove off… but where? She left with the money, to her hideout, but what she doesn't know is that the money is flying off, following the explosive escape.

Heather then saw the sandwich and smelled it. She gagged, "Ew… Mayo and rye? Yuck…"

She threw the sandwich away, onto the street. She drove away, after that.

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Meanwhile, the van was pulled out by The Gang, as it was covered in hay. Percival said, "Well, it's a good thing it got scratched up."

He pulled out a needle from the top of the hood, "Hey, a needle."

Steven barked, "Guys, this may be the worst mission that we have ever done… but it is also our first. Steven Cooke don't approve of this. I want out!"

Percival yelled, "Tough! We'll beat these AAW fools, by hook or crook! We owe them for finding Chris McLean! Besides, how bad can it be?"

Peter whined, "Plenty! I quit!"

Mizuki stated, "Me, too!"

Farra said, "Well, you can quit, but I can't. I won't leave my husband and that douchebag."

Steven said, "I said that Steven Cooke wants out… Pay attention!"

She strangled him and glared, "You're staying!"

"Yes, ma'am!"

Percival said, "I appreciate your effort, but we cannot have this mission go awry. But there's no way we can break-up, all because of one bank heist!"

As he was lecturing the others, Heather was behind the van, pondering about the mission.

"This is nuts… It's like nobody wants me to join in. I'm the Ringo of The Gang. How bad can I be?"

The Good Heather returned and said, "Well, at least you tried. Let's wait for your friends to rekindle their status quo and try, try again."

The Bad Heather snapped, "Aw, don't listen to her! This is your chance! The Jerk-face Heather is heading to the Manicotti Hotel – Room 26."

Heather D asked, "Uh… How did you know?"

The Bad Heather showed a piece of paper that Heather dropped, "She was too busy stealing that she dropped her information. Plus, there was some mayonnaise stains on it."

The Good Heather cried, "WHAT? YOU SNUCK THROUGH THE INVESTIGATION?"

The Bad Heather snapped, "Well, you'd try to have them look, but her friends are idiots!"

Heather D shrilled, "GOD PERIOD DAMN IT! That's what I was gonna say, before the chance began!"

She tittered, "I forgot about it…"

The Good Heather barked, "NO! This has to stop! Forget what I said! Get that prissy little trollop!"

The Bad Heather yelled, "I was gonna say that, you prissy little bitch troll!"

They started brawling in a cartoon cloud, as Heather sobbed in confusion, "AW, even in Alternate Fuckfests, Heather is in a conundrum of decisions! Think, Heather! Think! Gestapo, Gazpacho, Gazebo!"

The Good Heather then pulled out a rifle and fired at the Bad one.

BANG!
Bad Heather fell dead. Good Heather cried out, "The bullet of justice caps all evil's ass! Remember that."

Heather D was astonished, "Justice plays dirty."

Good Heather called, "NOW, GO! Go, Heather Dunn-Nevins, and rescue the money! Right makes smite, you know!"

Heather D dashed off, as she sighed, "I need to say it loud, next time!"

She halted and found an old bicycle. She thought, "Maybe this'll make things quicker."

She hopped on and roared, "H.D.N. in the Hizz-whatever it means!"

She pedaled away, super-fast, heading to where her conscious somehow told her where Heather is – The Manicotti Hotel.

The Good Heather disappears, as she was walking away. "Well, that's all for me, then."

Back at the van, Percival concluded, "Now, are you guys in? The last thing we want is to be quitters! If you want to try and leave this mission, do so and go, but rest assured that you five morons are not quitting, before the fuzz arrest you for civil service interference, before you do."

The Gang, except Heather D, agreed.

Farra smiled, "You're right."

Peter said, "Yeah, I guess…"

Steven smiled, "Steven Cooke agrees on you, even though you suck."

Mizuki stated, "After all, we're a team! The six of us, we'll do anything!"

Heather was gone.

"Where's Heather?" Steven asked.

Farra counted, "1… 2… 3… 4… 5… … …"

She cried, "There's supposed to be 6!"

Percival gasped, "She didn't!"

He panicked, "She didn't die, didn't she?"

Farra called, "LOOK!"

She pointed out a trail of currency, all in unmarked American, Canadian, and Mexican bills.

Farra said, "Call me crazy, but I think our money-grubbing bandit took too much."

The trail headed to where both Heathers were going.

Steven barked, "Now that we know where she is heading, let's trail her and get the job done!"

Peter cried, "But what about our Heather?"

Percival said, "She'll come around! Mizuki, take shotgun and vacuum the money in!"

She held up a huge vacuum hose and held it at the money. She said, "Give or take, let's hope the money doesn't blow away."

Percival said, "No winds here in Bruschetta Fields. All there are is aroma and city lights."

The van headed down the money trail, as Mizuki was picking up most of the stolen currency with a vacuum, inside the van. They were heading down to the big city, hopefully to meet the bank bandit. But who will get there first – Heather Dunn or The rest of The Gang?


The car arrived at the Manicotti, a huge hotel, colored in red and white. Heather, in shades and a coat, entered the building, going incognito. Three burly men arrived and grabbed the money from the backseat. They put it in huge briefcases and headed to the hotel.

She arrived at the checkout area and asked for her key. She whispered, "Room 26."

The receptionist asked, "Uh, madam… Where did you get all that money?"

Heather said, "Uh… Internet?"

The receptionist gave her the keys, "Close enough. Enjoy your stay."

She left to her room, as the bellboys took the huge briefcases to the 2nd floor.

Meanwhile, outside, Heather Dunn was racing on a bicycle she commandeered…
"Or stole, which depends, but this is AAW business!" Heather said to the 4th wall.
…as she arrived at the Manicotti. However, she tried to stop, but the brakes were broken.

SLIP!
And the tire ran over the discarded ham sandwich that the bad teen tossed.

"WAH! THAT IS BAD BIKING!" She yelled, as she skidded.

CRASH!
The bike crashed into a brick wall, after it went passed the hotel.

Heather hobbled off, as she headed to the hotel's front door. She fell down, face first, in soreness.

"At least I made it…" She moaned in pain.

She crawled to the hotel door and stepped inside. She got up and dusted herself off.

"Now's not the time to be in traction, Heather! Now to find Heather and deal with that loser! No one makes my friends think fast enough, before the chase, and gets away with it!"

She then approached the receptionist desk and held an AAW badge up, "Excuse me, sir! AAW – Alliance Across the Universe! I'm here for a-."

"Madam, you must be out of breath… and brain cells." The receptionist remarked.

"Sir! PLEASE! Don't look at me, just because I'm crazy! There's a Gould City bank thief in this building and I am here to apprehend her… Do you know anybody suspicious?"

"Well, now that you mention it, there was a woman that came by with a HUGE amount of money that she got from the internet. I don't think it's her."

Heather D barked, "Trust me, sir, it is! Heather will do anything to apprehend the thief. Is she here now?"

The receptionist said, "Yes. She's in Room 26, on the second floor. You may ask her… but I doubt it's her."

Heather smiled, "Thank you!"

She dashed off to the stairs. The clerk called, "WAIT! Shouldn't you take the elevator, ma'am?"

Heather called back, "The stairs are more limber to my legs!"

The receptionist sighed, "Weirdo…"

But then, the news played:
"THIS JUST IN! Gould City Bank was recently robbed by a young woman, all because she was robbed of her prize. It happened, precisely at 12:34pm, in the city of Gould, as over 20.4 million dollars and the bank manager's lunch was pilfered. The AAW, Alliance Across the World, is on the case on catching the evil bandit.
Speaking of which, we learn that the girl's name is Heather. No description has been announced, as of late, but we shall keep you posted."

The clerk smirked, "Good. I hope Heather will capture that money thief, on account she works for AAW-."

He stopped and pondered, "Heather? She looked like an evil girl… with the short auburn hair, sexy body, and that snaggletooth!"

He cried out, "NO! It's her!"

He went to the phone and called the police, "Hello, officer, the Gould City Bank Bandit is in my hotel!"

This is bad! The receptionist thinks that Heather D is the bank thief.

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The van arrived at the Manicotti. They rushed out and saw the receptionist, hiding in fear.

Mizuki said, "We managed to collect about $2,500 that Heather dropped."

Steven asked, "It looks like the clerk is hiding from another robbery."

Peter said, "Let's go in and ask!"

Percival said, "Maybe we'll find Heather… and Heather!"

He griped, "WHAT? Does it matter which one it is?"

They stepped inside, as the clerk pleaded, "HELP ME! Please, save me from these disasters!"

Percival said, "AAW – Percival Gaynes. What is the matter?"

The clerk explained, "Well, there's a burglar in this building… and she has the money from the bank in Gould City. Luckily, she's at Room 26 and heading there!"

Percival said, "Thank you! We have Heather cornered."

"WHAT? I mean the one in the auburn hair! That woman, recently, who checked in, had the money she gotten from the internet."

Percival snarled, "INTERNET?"

The rest cried, "Heather!"

They ran to the second floor, except Percy. He calmly stated to him that the girl checking in was the bank bandit. Heather D was only trying to save the day.

He also stated, "I want you to stay clear and make sure that no one leaves this hotel, under any circumstances."

The clerk said, "Yes, sir… Yes, sir…"

Back on the second floor, Heather D, disguised as a maid, knocked on the door of Room 26.

"This will work… I hope… No one can see me like this," she giggled, "Super easy…"

She knocked on the door and spoke in a Swiss accent, "Cleaning service!"

Heather called, "Come on in! I'll be in the shower."

She opened the door and stepped inside. Heather was in the shower, as she looked around, dusting and cleaning.

"I feel like a servant to the bad guy…" she thought, as she cleaned the room.

She noticed her clothes in the laundry basket. She snatched them off the basket and stuffed them in her blouse. She snickered, as she called, "Uh, shall I leave you a clean robe?"

"Yes, please!" Heather said, from the shower.

Heather D smirked quietly, "Simple, as Simon…"

She then tossed the clothes out of the window and searched for the money. She found it, under her bed. She went under the mattress and dug for the money.

"Eugh! Too many dust bunnies, I'll bet! In a swift instant, Heather will go in lengths to steal back the money!"

She got a huge sack of money, from under the bed. She smiled, as she opened it, but when she looked inside, she saw that there were cans and bottles inside. Heather appeared with the real bag of money.

"Looking for this?" She smiled.

She was fully clothed, with her blouse and short shorts on. Heather D, however, was confused.

"Wait a minute… How can you be…?"

Heather replied, "Because, I should've known you creepy people would come and rob me of my millions… AGAIN! I said that I was in the shower, only to throw you off guard, when you knew I was in the closet. I knew that you would be after the money, since your voice is familiar, and you're with those losers! And, by the way, Maids are French; not Swiss."

Heather D complained, "Cut me some slack, bitch! This was the closest accent I could find! Heather's bad with French."

She cracked her knuckles and glared, "Now, you'll pay, for all Heathers everywhere, because I, too, am a Heather!"

"Is that right? Do you know how hard it is to win Total Drama, only to be ripped off? Finished 3rd in Season One, eliminated in 8th, before the merger in Season Two, was ripped off by Alejandro and Chris in Season Three, almost left that Camp on Chris's zeppelin, and almost died, in Season Four
You would not believe how I became angered by this! I was unfairly defeated, and I had it worse, more than Courtney, Duncan, Goth Girl, and LeShawna, combined! I had my hair shaved off, had to wear wigs, lost a tooth, had a bug bite, shot by paintballs, almost was left for dead in Canada and Hawaii…"

Heather D smiled, "Oh, cry me a river, wah, wah, wah! That's karma biting you in the butt!"

She removed her Maid uniform and was dressed in her purple blouse and white pants. She prepared for fighting Heather.

"You want a piece of me, you tramp?" Heather barked.

Heather D yelled, "Bring it, whore!"

They tackled each other, exchanging punches and kicks. Both Heathers started to roll around the room, clawing at each other.

"Seriously, you hit weaker than LeShawna! She broke my tooth, you know!" Heather yelled, "Why do you think I have a gold one?"

"I'll bet you got it from the Amazon and got bitten by a snake, in your-."

"I'm gonna strangle you!"

"YOU TWO-BIT HOOKER!"

They continued to brawl on the floor, as The Gang appeared by the door, about to break in.

Mizuki summoned, "Peter, break that door down! Whatever it's worth, we'll compensate our losses."

Peter nodded and then prepared to charge, "I'm coming, little buddy!"

Farra roared, "Knock the damn door down!"

"RAAHHH!" He charged at the door.

CRASH! "YAAAAHH!"

The Gang run into the hotel room, as both Heathers continued to brawl at each other.

"HEATHER!" Percival cried.

Steven shouted, "There they are!"

Heather has the Gang's Heather in a chokehold, as Heather D was tapping.

"I… can't breathe…"

Heather D's neck was locked tight, as Heather smirked evilly. She glared, "I deserve that money! There's no way you can stop me! Maybe throwing you off a two-story building would be right! If it were ten-stories, it'd be very amazing. Stupid loser travel agent… Plus, the bookings for the VIP suites were sold out."

Heather D gagged, "Like I said… Karma…"

POW!

She knocked out Heather D, as she fell to the floor, all limp. She was fuming. She yelled, "SAY… KARMA… AGAIN! SAY KARMA AGAIN, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"

Steven shouted, "That's enough!"

The Gang appeared, cornering Heather.

"How dare you hurt my step-sister, after what you've done?" Percival yelled.

"Why won't you get the point, you has-been rockers? I deserve the money!"

Peter said, "We won't go easy on you… But not for the boys."

Heather snarled, "Make me!"

Farra asked, "Last time we saw you, you were in an accident on a blimp, beforehand, you were crushed by a magmatic piece of rock from a Hawaiian volcano."

Mizuki stated, "It seemed impossible. We saw Season Three and thought you were crushed and killed. Until Season Four, which was a surprise…"

Heather grinned, "I survived. You forget that the ocean broke the fall. But I was singed. And that blimp… I don't recall, but Cameron of the Good Teens grounded it, after I was trying to escape with my cool million! After the zeppelin was destroyed, I made my jump out and escaped to the sea, again, swimming back to shore."

She then prepared to fight, "But I ain't afraid of you! I used to be with Antagony, before McLean killed them all… So, don't think I will be bested by you five!"

They all prepared to fight, as Heather D was still out. She woke up, in pain, as she witness the scuffle between The Gang and Heather. Heather plastered Peter and Steven with a knee to the gut and a right cross. Farra was leveled with a severe backhand, while Percival and Mizuki get nailed by the kicks of the bad girl. They all fell down, as they groan in pain.

"So… You made my point?" Heather walked off, with her money that she stole.

Heather D was hurt, but she got up. She growled in anger and grabbed her arm. Heather D snarled, "You're not going anywhere, man! Heather will beat your ass, skeet!"

She slapped Heather around, beating her senseless, dropping the money. Heather D then snapped in a frantic state, beating her up, clawing her eyes, pulling her hair, kicking her torso, and wringing her neck. Heather broke free and dashed to the door. She yelled out, "YOU'RE A FREAK!"

"YOUR MAMA!" Heather D jeered.

Heather then threw a flash bomb on the ground. It ignited, blinding Heather D. The bad girl left with the bag of money, as the rest were out cold. She saw her friends and was worried.

"Oh, no," she sobbed, "My friends couldn't do it… I wish there was something I could do…"

The Good Heather returned, talking to a very hurt Heather, "Come now, child, you can do it!"

"But… But what if I cannot? What should I do?"

"Why are you hesitating? They're your friends, are they not? You'll have to rescue the money and stop that bad Heather!"

"Yes… but… What if I fail and something happened to me?"

"Idiot! There are plenty of drummers that can replace you!"

"AGH!"

"But, fret not! You can do it! Your friends have failed, but this is no time to be a coward! We'll help The Gang and save the money from her! COME! I believe in you, Heat-!"

CLICK!
The Good Heather was handcuffed by yet another Heather, with a police uniform, green hair, and sapphire blue eyes. She had a smirk on her face and a squad car "Heather Department" with her.

"Good Heather, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of Bad Heather!" The Cop Heather declared.

She was escorted away, as they disappeared, "Dang! Oh, well. It's a fair court. Take care, kiddo."

Heather moaned, "I have a fucked-up conscious…"

She was about to leave, but hit a small sack. It tipped over and out came some money. Heather was confused.

"Huh? Is this the stolen money?" She thought, "Hold on…"

She pondered the situation. She then remembered that Heather stole the bag of junk, after she ignited the flash bomb. She pondered again and said, "Oh… Wait…"

Heather cheered, as she got the money, "I DID IT! I SAVED THE DAY!"

Percival took the money, "I'll take that!"

Heather cringed, "Oh, Percy, I miss you…"

Percival said, "I don't know what's going on, or why you ditched us… but you better do something about this!"

Heather said, "But…"

She yelled at him, "BUT YOU NEVER HAD A PLAN OF ATTACK! THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD'VE INVESTIGATED, BEFORE YOU SAVE THE DAY!"

Percival gasped, "Wait… You knew?"

Heather smirked, "Duh… Why would I be? I found a clue that said where the Evil Heather is. I was gonna warn you, but you were too busy."

Percival remarked, "And the other Heather?"

Outside the lobby, Heather made her escape, as she made it to the front door. However, there was a huge row of squad cars, in front of her. The clerk appeared from his desk and saw her.

"HEY! THAT'S HEATHER OF TOTAL DRAMA!" He screamed, "She stole a zeppelin and Chris's Gemmies!"

Heather pleaded, "You're too late! I have the money! But all I wanted was…"

She showed the junk and said, "THIS CRAP!"

The police gasped, as she cackled, "Losers! You had me going… You think I'd escape with the money? Too bad… Looks like I'm clean and walking away, innocent."

Percival called out, as he and Heather D appeared, "WRONG! I found this in your room, Heather!"

He showed the bag of money to the clerk. He cried, "AAH! The stolen money?"

Heather gasped, as Percival said, "Officer, The Gang and I have this solved. This is the stolen Gould City money!"

He pointed at Heather, "And she stole it!"

Heather D winked, "And there're more bags of it, inside Room 26."

Heather shouted, "I THOUGHT I DEALT WITH YOU, ALREADY!"

Heather D then smiled, as she walked to Heather, "Dear Heather, I know that we think alike, but stealing money is wrong…"
POW!
"NOT TO MENTION HURTING MY FRIENDS!"

She knocked out the Mean Heather with a left hook. She was out cold, with her gold tooth fallen off from her mouth. The cops carried her away, as the rest went to Room 26. The rest of The Gang returned, all in pain and dizziness.

Steven asked, "What the wha? We won? When did that happen?"

Percival smiled, "Thank Heather. She saved the day, after we tried to get her."

Heather blushed, as Farra laughed, "Way to go, Heather!"

She giggled, "Aw, don't look at me, like that…"

XXXXX

As Heather, the mean one, was carted off in a paddy wagon…
"You haven't heard the last of me, you brats!"

…Heather, the nice one, apologized.

"Sorry, guys… I didn't mean to bail on you. I figured that you guys weren't too rushy…"

Peter said, "No, it's fine, kid. We didn't plan ahead, like before."

Percival said, "Alright, guys. First, we have to return the money, and next, we'll return to AAW HQ."

Heather stated, "Um… Heather has an idea on how to do this…"

She grabbed the money and grabbed a bicycle, escaping to the bank.

"HEATHER!" Percival cried.

Mizuki said, "I think she's returning the money."

She did. Moments later, she arrived at the bank.

"JUNE! STEVEN! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!" She shrieked, as she went past the bank.

CRASH!
"Why can't they install sturdy breaks to these bikes?" She moaned, as she fell to the ground, blooded and bruised, with a wheel in her head.


Eventually, they returned all the money. Mean Heather is serving 600 days of community service, while Kanaka Nanase pardoned The Gang. In a sprig, they named them Honorary Members of AAW. They got their own office, after that, and became full-time members.

Since then, they joined AAW, while helping out the Kona Force, with the Lucky Star Association of Alternate World Studies. They joined forces, in a way of territorialism… or who is better.


Next time, back to present day! We meet Percival's FBI 11-maid girl hit squad! And what do they mean by "Father Dear"?
Find out in the next grueling chapter of…


The Gang
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