A/N: And so I receive my first flaming/trolling of this story…ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me in advance for all the cursing to follow. To john, the anonymous troll, I say this: HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU, YOU UNEDUCATED, ILLITERATE, IGNORANT, COWARDLY, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT? WHO THE FUCK DIED AND MADE YOU KING OF THE FUCKING WORLD TO ADVISE ME TO QUIT MY STORY ALTOGETHER? YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH HOW I WRITE, THEN HAVE THE GOD-DAMN DECENCY TO BE A MAN ABOUT IT AND TELL ME WITH YOUR OWN ACCOUNT YOU SPINELESS, CHICKEN-SHIT, ASSHOLE! IF YOU HAVE NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE TO SAY, THEN DO THE SMART THING AND DON'T READ IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCK-FACED MORON, BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FUCKING CORNISH GAME HEN! AM I CLEAR? To all other readers, I say 'please ignore my rant at the words of the cowardly troll and do read and review, would you kindly?'
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[Konoha Ninja Academy, the next week…]
"…And that's how you do it," finished Iruka, "simple isn't it?" The teacher had been going over the finer points of sealing with Naruto—granted, he had taught the blind boy some of the basics yesterday, but to see him working at it like he was simply made him proud. He watched as Naruto placed a kunai into the scroll by placing enough chakra into it. Naruto on the other hand was overjoyed that he no longer needed to heft his weapons everywhere he went—he could just seal them all away into a small scroll and then mount them back on their respective holsters when he needs them. He immediately applied his lessons to each of his weapons on the same scroll.
As he watched Naruto's progress, Iruka had seen that many of the teachers had deliberately punished him for giving out the right answers and even giving him exams too soon. At that, he was very disappointed—they were letting their own prejudices blind them! And they had given all the good grades to Sasuke and Tsukiko, making them both the Rookie of the Year in their respective categories on the written portion of the lessons…to his surprise however, neither of the twins were celebrating the fact that they were named top student and that Naruto was the Dead-Last. It was as if they knew that they only had a lot of people kissing their asses—granted, Tsukiko was more resistant to the flattery from the very beginning, but Sasuke was the real surprise as he would have enjoyed rubbing it in other people's faces that he was the best. What changed?
Before he could think anymore on the subject, he noted that the twins had gathered closer towards Meilan and Naruto…and surprisingly Ino and Hinata had joined in. It was as if they had done something with Naruto that made them closer to him. That was good in his eyes…although what Sasuke was doing seemed to be good material in yaoi novels, it was very disturbing in his eyes; but at the same time, it was still a welcome improvement from the Sasuke of before. All was going well until…
"HEY NARUTO-BAKA! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH SASUKE-KUN? HE DOESN'T NEED TO DEAL WITH A HOMO LIKE YOU!"
Oh great…it was that time again. All the die-hard loyalists in the Sasuke fan-club were there glaring at Naruto…the boy was not disturbed by the fact that Haruno Sakura had been screaming that line, except to try and massage his ears. "Would you be so kind as to keep your voice down Haruno? I'm pretty sure they could hear that ugly voice of yours over in Iwa."
Sakura's first reaction was to imitate a fish out of water, before she regained her senses and her rage, and started again—with a quieter voice. "You're just jealous that Sasuke-kun is a much better choice then you baka! Nobody likes you! And I'll even bet that your win was a stroke of luck!"
"Lay off him Whore-uno!" said Tsukiko, hearing enough from this witch, "You've been putting him down over nothing from the day he came through these doors, and you still come out as one of the worst students Iruka has ever taught…the only reason you got here in the first place is because you memorized everything from the textbooks, and stored them in that abominably large forehead of yours!"
Oh she was not going to take that now! Sakura worked up the courage, and started puffing her chest up. "And what are you going to do about it Uchiha?"
The evil look in Tsukiko's face was enough to discourage most from pushing her any further—this was because between the Uchiha twins, Tsukiko was definitely faster and a little more devious, thus making her prone to prank people that really made her mad…and it was all thanks to an incident where all the Uchiha men were accused of being gay. "Taijutsu spars are coming up Haruno, so how about I teach you the meaning of humility there?"
The pink-haired banshee simply grinned. She was confident that she'll prove to Sasuke that this girl was someone to disown from the family! In fact, as soon as she gets married into the Uchiha clan, she'll see to it that Uchiha Tsukiko is no longer mentioned in the family! "You're on bitch!"
As if on cue, Iruka had spoken up, due to how correct Tsukiko was—it was that time after all. "Alright class, meet us in the training field for the taijutsu session!" Once done however, the entire class started trudging away to the training field…but as soon as Tsukiko and Sakura made it to the door, they glared at each other with fire in their eyes. Oh this was going to be good!
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[Training field…Girl's match…five minutes later…]
"Okay class, here's the rules," began Iruka, "you will be sparring in a one-on-one match with each other. This will be an elimination match—unlike the theoretical part of your studies, this will determine your place overall in the physical side of things. Part of your grade will be determined by that obstacle course we made you run all of last week and our lessons on the basic taijutsu forms—from this point on, your scores in your taijutsu spars will also determine your standing. There will be no weapons, and no jutsu—just your fists, legs, and whatever taijutsu style you know. First one to be knocked down or out of the ring loses—any questions? No? Good, now that everything's settled, let's get started…for the girl's match, our first match will be Baihe Meilan and Ginei Ritsu."
The entire class watched as Meilan and a civilian girl stood at opposite ends of the fighting arena, and stared each other down. The second that Iruka said 'hajime!' the civilian girl started the match by charging at Meilan with her fist cocked and ready for a heavy punch only to be held in place at arm's length by Meilan placing her index finger on her forehead as she continuously tried to get closer to the other girl…even swinging wildly at the last Baihe's arm to no avail. As her opponent struggled to land a hit, Meilan had a bored and un-amused look on her face at how pathetic her opponent was—this was no doubt a Sasuke fan-girl who did not take her training seriously much like 'Whore-uno' judging by how little force she was using to hold her back, and was not worth her time. Upon realizing her disappointment, Meilan quickly stepped aside and released her finger, causing Ginei Ritsu (who was still pushing forward) to fall flat on her face! "Winner: Baihe Meilan! Next up, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Tsukiko!"
Everyone watched as Meilan walked up to the stands—the boys on the other hand, could not take their eyes off her habit of shaking her hips as she walked up the bleachers to sit next to Naruto. Even the normally unemotional Shino had to admit that were it not for the fact that this girl had superhuman strength that would probably rival that of Senju Tsunade, that ass was something even he wouldn't resist the urge to tap! They also watched as Tsukiko walked down the bleachers, turning more heads than she would have liked—none of the boys really noticed Sakura as she walked into the ring…as they looked at her, all they saw was a pink-haired banshee; nothing like the sophisticated-yet-mischievous nature that was seen in Tsukiko.
The two girls stared each other down…waiting for the word. Sakura was cracking her knuckles, getting ready to lay the greatest beat-down upon her enemy. Tsukiko stood there with her arms crossed, waiting for her pathetic opponent to make the first move. Upon hearing the word 'hajime' leave Iruka's mouth, Tsukiko disappeared, leaving one Haruno Sakura wondering where she went—that is, until she felt two hands groping her from behind, causing her to blush from both embarrassment and rage as she watched noses starting to bleed. "Just as I thought—you've got nothing but mosquito bites!" she heard from behind her, causing all the boys to laugh, "No wonder the boys won't ever look at you! If you can't even turn a single head from any of the other boys, how can you hope to get Sasuke's attention?" Taking advantage of her rage-induced counterattack, Tsukiko released her hold and dodged under Sakura's heavy left hook, jabbed her in the stomach to stun and knock her back slightly, and then finishing off with a side kick to her 'mosquito bites' in order to knock her down and out of the ring. With that, Haruno Sakura was easily humiliated and beaten. "Winner! Uchiha Tsukiko!"
The next fights were too easy…Ino had finished her opponent off quickly by using her opponent's arm as leverage to flip her over, Hinata had hit her opponent with a Jyuuken strike in a chakra point in her forehead that caused her to fall asleep, and all the other girls had wound up with double-knockouts. "Since we're pressed for time, we're going to pit the four winners in a five-minute free-for-all match. The last one standing in the ring will be Rookie of the Year for the girl's side. The fighters will be Baihe Meilan, Uchiha Tsukiko, Yamanaka Ino, and Hyuuga Hinata…will the four of you please step into the arena?"
Coming down from the bleachers were four of the apparent members of the Naruto fan-club. Each one took a corner, and took a light stance so as to conserve their energy for the fight to come. Tensions were building as each of them started looking to each other with nervousness in their eyes as to which opponent was the biggest threat—Ino, while being the weakest member of the group was still a good deal better than Sakura given that she had a tactical advantage from learning to adapt to her situation thanks to lessons from Shikamaru; Tsukiko had a tendency to fight dirty while applying a good amount of speed to the Intercepting Fist style of the Uchiha in conjunction with her devious mindset, making her the tricky opponent; Meilan had super-strength on her side, in addition to her ballerina's grace and stamina making her by far one of the tougher opponents even if she was barely faster than Ino; and Hinata was apparently the fastest opponent due to the fact that her Jyuuken required strikes at the opponent's vital chakra points. The tension had been built until the word 'hajime!' was drifting in the air!
The fight quickly began when Ino began to attack Meilan with a sweep kick in an attempt to trip her over—followed by Tsukiko who took advantage of Ino's distraction to land a jump kick on her opponent. Meilan had but a moment to block, but she knew their plan instantly—the two of them knew that she would be a bigger threat than Hinata, and chose to go after her first. Smart move as a matter of fact, and it posed quite a bit of a challenge. When she realized that Tsukiko was behind her and poised to strike from behind, it was too late! Until Hinata used a palm strike to deflect the attack from the Uchiha twin, and a second palm strike to her opponent's face. With the two of them back to back with each other and glancing momentarily in each other's eyes before facing their opponents again—Hinata against Tsukiko, and Ino against Meilan. As the two of them looked in each others' eyes at that brief moment, they understood that the only way out of this was to combine their strengths and take out one opponent at a time…but they remembered that this was a four-way free-for-all, and so the two of them would be fair game as soon as their opponents were down. Once the silent agreement was made, Hinata began the attack by striking at Tsukiko with such speed that the other girl was barely keeping up…Ino on the other hand had lost her support from her temporary partner, and was forced on the defensive—however, she did not waste her time simply by dodging, and was using every opportunity to try and land a punch or even a roundhouse kick.
Tsukiko was not having a good time…Hinata was pushing her back and to her limits, and inching her closer to the edge of the ring. Her Hyuuga Jyuuken style was very good at disabling people with a single poke, and so the slightest mistake and she winds up looking foolish in front of Naruto…well sounding foolish anyway given his lack of sight. This was compounded by the fact that Hinata was apparently able to match her speed step-by-step and blow-for-blow. She needed to find a way to end this now so that Naruto-kun would see how superior she was to the other girls that had fallen for him over the past week…well, except for Satsuki-chan whom she saw as an equal worthy enough to share a boy with. The point was that she wanted to prove that the two of them were worthy of being the dominant women in his life should a harem be agreed upon by the two of them.
As she continued on the defensive, she eventually saw the Hyuuga girl slowing down by a bit…and just in time too, because now it was her turn to be on the offensive! Once she saw that Hinata stopped to catch her breath, Tsukiko started to begin her counterattack with a dodged punch before she herself sidestepped a right hook and finishing off Hinata simply by pushing her gently from behind as she passed out from exhaustion. She then turned her attention to her last opponent…as Meilan had finally finished off Ino with a palm strike that knocked back the latter, and throwing her off-balance to the point that she fell on her back. The two girls faced each other with looks of fire in their eyes as they started to catch their breath…and then they charged! Before the two of them could land a single blow, the bell rang…no doubt because the time was up! Now the two of them looked foolish, because they were just one second away from starting their fight.
"All right girls, the match is over! Now we're getting the boy's match. Boys? The same rules will apply…and for our first matchup, will Uzumaki Naruto and Inuzuka Kiba, please come down from the stands?" Upon hearing that, the two boys stood up and started walking down to the ring where Iruka stood in the middle—Naruto had a look of noncommittal on his face, while Kiba looked very confident. He had a knowing look on his face at the two of them. "All right then, I'm sure you boys know the rules, but first Naruto, would you be so kind as to hand over your storage scroll? I'm pretty sure you're good at using any one of your weapons, but what if you find yourself without something you can use as a weapon? Same goes to you Kiba, what if you find yourself without Akamaru aiding you? I'll make sure nothing happens to your weapons, or to Akamaru."
Naruto was reluctant to part with his weapons in any fight, but handed him the scroll anyway. Kiba on the other hand kept that confident look on his face as he reassured his white-furred puppy that this would be an easy win before handing him over to Iruka; Akamaru on the other hand was shivering in concern for Kiba, due to the fact that Naruto seemed to have the scent of an alpha male that made all other alpha males look like omega males—the scent of a prime alpha.
After handing Iruka their weapons, Naruto and Kiba stared each other down. "You ready for a beat-down, you sightless freak?" taunted Kiba, grinning beatifically, "By the end of the day, Hinata-chan will see that I am the superior male specimen…and you're likely to lose all the other girls in your fan-club! Hell, I'll bet that you'll only be left with Sasu-gay!" Upon hearing this, Ino, Meilan, Tsukiko, and Hinata all glared at Kiba's attempt to get Naruto to lose his temper. Sasuke however, simply had a look of triumph on his face—it doesn't matter, he wasn't even a boy to begin with! "Oh I'm more than ready for you," began Naruto, unfazed by the jab at him due to looking like he was about to puke, "it's just that before we begin, I have a question for you: just who the hell did you piss off in order to get pissed on?"
Kiba had a look of embarrassment on his face, coupled with rage. "What did you say?"
"You heard me; just who did you piss off in order to get pissed on? Because in addition to the scent of dogs and dog food that I smell on you, I also smell the urine of at least three dogs—and not from passing by an area where the dogs just pissed, the scent I'm talking about is so strong that it's obvious that they pissed on you…I'm guessing that they did it just two days ago right after you pissed someone off."
The indignant look had only increased Kiba's anger as everyone started laughing at him. "You have no business asking that baka!" he yelled, as he charged Naruto with his left arm winding up for a very heavy straight punch. Naruto simply stood there and waited for the right moment. Once Kiba was in the middle of his punch, Naruto ducked while turning, and used the momentum of the turn as he was getting up to land a heavy palm strike to Kiba's jaw, sending the other boy close to the edge of the ring. Luckily for Kiba, he landed on his hands and knees…although his situation was real bad—now his opponent was running after him and he was disoriented. The second Naruto got near Kiba, the other boy barely dodged a soccer-style kick before he took advantage of Naruto's lack of balance to try and trip him with a sweep kick. Naruto could not react in time to dodge the kick, but instead he shifted his weight in midair to land momentarily on the palm of his hand, and then back on his feet in a somersault before being tackled by a charging Kiba and using the momentum of the tackle to throw the other boy out of the ring before he rolled back up. Kiba on the other hand, landed with his back on the ground, and out of the ring. "Winner of this match is Uzumaki Naruto!"
The boys looked at Naruto with envy—the Dead-Last was walking up the stands and sitting among them. And what's more, he beat down one of the runner-ups for the title of Rookie of the Year for the boys. "Troublesome," said Shikamaru to himself, "but overall, I think he would in fact rely on fighting dirty…given that he was stripped of his weapons. Not bad, Naruto…although I wonder if you're any good at shogi too…" Before he could add anymore food for thought, Iruka called out the next names to fight. "Will Nara Shikamaru and Retsu Akio, please step onto the ring?"
After that, the next few fights were dull and boring…Shikamaru beat his opponent down with relative ease, Shino didn't stand too much of a chance against Sasuke after being beaten down with punches packed with more power and speed than he could handle (although he did manage to get in a couple of hits), and Choji accidentally using Nikudan Sensha to roll out of the ring while trying to flatten his opponent. After that, several of the other boys had double-knockouts. When it came to the semifinals, Shikamaru immediately chose to surrender…saying it was 'too troublesome' to fight Sasuke, while Naruto simply beat his opponent down by taunting him, tripping him up and putting his foot on his neck in a threatening manner in order to secure his victory. Naruto didn't bother leaving the ring—he knew that Iruka would call Sasuke down to fight him after all. He simply listened as the footsteps walked on down to the rubber-lined arena floor with the usual air of arrogance about him…assuming of course that Sasuke actually was a 'he'.
"You ready to fight dobe?" said Sasuke, the confidence in his voice, "Last time you beat me, I'll admit that you're better with weapons than I am…but how would you fare against me without them?"
"I'm pretty sure you'll be beaten without them all the same," said Naruto, getting into the cat stance, "although I'm wondering as to the true purpose of your 'weapons'."
Sasuke almost lost his temper, until immediately knew what he was thinking—all this time, his opponent had been relying on taunting his opponents to make them screw up. Not going to work now. "Nice try dobe, but I already know your moves. And it's not going to work on me!"
Upon hearing the word 'hajime!' from Iruka, Sasuke immediately charged Naruto—the second he did, he felt something surging outwards. It was not anything he'd ever felt before, and it was brief…he just didn't know what it was. It was then that he started throwing punches and kicks that he started noticing something—Naruto was dodging all of his attacks, and ducking under several of them…it was like fighting a god-damn ghost! When Naruto noted that there was a lull in his opponent's strikes, he began his counterattack by ducking under Sasuke's next punch and sending a right straight into his opponent's solar plexus. Sasuke recovered and tried to take down his opponent with an axe kick only to watch as Naruto dodged the kick with a single roll, and trip him up successfully, forcing Sasuke to somersault backwards once.
As the fight progressed, all the girls in the Sasuke fan-club were yelling at the cheap shots Naruto had been making, while all the girls in the Naruto fan-club were calling the Sasuke fan-girls stupid idiots…this was mostly coming from the four girls that seemed to have founded the fan-club. The fight progressed, revealing that the two fighters were actually fighting on even ground. Hinata however, had been watching the fight with a scrutinizing gaze the very second she had felt that pulse of chakra—the second she felt it, she performed her Byakugan, and observed the fight. As she studied, she noted that Naruto was outputting more chakra than Sasuke was, and that the chakra was filling up the arena. Throughout all of Naruto's fights, she had never seen him unleash that chakra before…and then she had an idea as to why that was!
Meanwhile, Sasuke was fighting hard against his opponent, barely even landing a hit as Naruto was moving rather quickly, as if he were able to predict his next move. As he puzzled on that, Sasuke began to think—how could the dobe be this fast? It was impossible for a blind kid to be able to have these kinds of reflexes…was he lying about being blind? And what about that pulse he felt earlier? Up until now, Sasuke had never felt that chakra so why is it…aha! Now he saw through his trick! Sasuke paused as soon as he got a good distance away from his opponent; Naruto did the same, noticing that Sasuke had something to say. As soon as he caught his breath, Sasuke began to chuckle. "I think I now know why you're dodging me so well," he began, his chuckle a mix of both realization and excitement, "I was wondering about that chakra I felt earlier! It was faint, but my body is trained to be sensitive to even the tiniest chakra spike…unlike civilian students and ninja who are not as sensitive to these things. Up until now, I was baffled as to why you never released any chakra on your previous fights—and then I realized that the reason you taunted your opponents was not simply to blind them with their own rage and make them stupid, but to make their heartbeats so fast and loud that you could practically hear them moving before they even realize that they're making those movements! And then when you found out that taunting wouldn't work on me, you had to resort to using a trick that would enable you to see and predict my next movements…and that trick was to send out high-frequency chakra pulses all around you so that you can receive the pulses that come back to you like a bat using echolocation to find prey. Very ingenious I'll admit."
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[Nearby the Academy Training Grounds…]
Kurenai had been watching the fight between the male Uchiha twin and the new kid on the block since the latter advanced to this stage of the tournament. Earlier, she had been out to buy some dango and tea for Anko…lord knows the poor dear needs it—she drinks sake like water! How she hasn't come out of her drinking binges with a blood alcohol content of .08% by now, she'll never know. It's also a surprise to her that Anko has not died of a massive hangover—and that she has not been raped while inebriated (although her reputation may have contributed to the safety of her virginity).
As she was going home from visiting Anko, she was passing by the academy when she heard the sound of fighting—Iruka was likely getting the students through some sparring sessions. Well, since she's passing by, she may as well do some early scouting for her team. As she peered through the bushes into the training ground, she watched as the new kid…Uzumaki was it? Anyway, she watched as Uzumaki beat his opponent with relative ease after taunting the living daylights out of the poor boy…this was impressive, given that Uzumaki was blind as she heard. When the fight began between Uchiha and Uzumaki, she too felt that pulse of chakra, and when she heard the Uchiha's revelation about the use of that chakra pulse, she knew that she had found an option for her team! As she looked about the arena, she noted that many of the girls were cheering for Sasuke to be the winner by default, and for Naruto to be disqualified for his use of chakra in the match. Those idiots…blindly following the Uchiha boy without considering the skills of Uzumaki. True, the latter was mostly a dirty fighter; but in the ninja world, a dirty fighter was often a smart fighter, and smart fighters (while relatively rare) tend to survive better than strong ones…even rarer was the fighter who was both strong and smart.
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[Back at the Training Grounds…]
"NARUTO-BAKA USED CHAKRA—HE CHEATED! DISQUALIFY HIM NOW!"
Sasuke faced Iruka, and had a bit of an inquiring look on his face. "Hey, sensei, as long as he's not using his chakra to attack, can Naruto still fight?"
Iruka had a contemplative look on his face…technically, Naruto wasn't using his chakra to attack, but then again he said 'no jutsu'. He then sighed and nodded to Sasuke to say that the match was legal.
Many of the girls were in shock at this move, and Sakura, being the one most vocal about it, let their grievances out. "But Iruka-sensei…"
"Now, now Sakura, I believe said 'no jutsu'…I most certainly don't remember saying 'no chakra'. In other words, you were all free to use chakra so long as it wasn't a jutsu. Sasuke, Naruto, you may continue the match!"
"So you found out about my chakra sense, very impressive Uchiha," began Naruto, getting back into his stance, "but you still haven't been able to find a way to fool it yet."
Sasuke simply grinned. "Quite the contrary, I think I've found a way to level the playing field. I may not be able to win against your senses, but at least I can make sure that I take you down with me!" With that said, Sasuke charged in and began his assault—as predicted, Naruto's position was near the edge, forcing him to catch the first punch that was landed…before long, Naruto's senses picked up another blow coming from the opposite side, causing him to reflexively catch the right hook aimed at his head. As he was holding on, he began to hear a very feminine and very lecherous voice in his head whispering, "Oh yes! I feel it! I can't take it anymore! Take her Kit! Take her now! Rip her clothes off and take her virginity in a manly fashion now! Who cares that the other students are watching? Take her like the man I know you are, and she is pretending to be! Make her yours…so that by extension, she'll also be mine!"
As he shook off the distraction he was hearing in his head, Naruto felt something was wrong with the picture—as he noted that Sasuke had a mischievous grin on his face while he snuck his right leg between his legs, and tripped the both of them up. There was no other option for victory…the closest he could get was a draw! And so Naruto fell on his back with Sasuke's hands still gripped in his, causing the two of them to fall over—and before the two of them hit the ground, Naruto released Sasuke's hands and spread out his arms so that his hands landed on the arena floor…unfortunately, this also landed the two of them in a very awkward position, to which Naruto blushed.
Back on the stands, Meilan and Ino, and the other girls had bloody noses at the idea of a yaoi position being implemented…and even Sakura's brain was too fried from the apparently hot scene in front of her eyes. Hinata and Tsukiko both had looks of envy and fury in their eyes—they wanted Sasuke to be closer to Naruto, but not this close! The boys on the other hand, save for Shino and Shikamaru, had begun to laugh at their situation although some of them were sickened by the idea. In the arena however, Iruka and Mizuki however, felt sick—they did not want to encourage homosexuality this early in the kids' lives! Well not Iruka, but Mizuki saw definite potential for the Uzumaki brat to be Orochimaru's fuck-toy, and nothing more.
Naruto on the other hand, knowing the secret of the Uchiha twins, was very embarrassed at the situation he found himself in…because even though the genjutsu hid the Uchiha's gender from the naked eye, he could still feel her breasts against his chest. Let it be known, that Uzumaki Naruto was not gay, nor was he a pervert to the extreme, but he could tell that Uchiha Sasuke's bust was nicely-sized for her age; not too big, and not too small, and very firm. He also noted that her head was right next to his. "Meet us at the front of the Academy after school," whispered Sasuke in his ear, using her real voice (which was very eerily similar to Tsukiko's), "our mom wants to meet you."
Iruka simply helped the two students up, and checked to make sure neither were hurt. "Since the two of them have had a body part land outside the arena, I shall call this match a draw. Class dismissed!"
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A/N: Now we just have a bit of action and some sexual references. And to reiterate to anyone reading this, if you have a legitimate reason to flame my story, I will discuss it with you using your account—I do not, repeat, DO NOT have patience for trolling whether you have an account or not. If you have a problem, then the decency to discuss it with me using your own account…don't waste my time and yours by doing the stupid thing and flaming me over such details as Naruto being blind (which is the point of this story).
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Fighter Techniques Used:
Taunt—Brawler
Muse's Uppercut—Striker
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Songs Used:
"Samurai Struck" by The Surf Coasters from "Musashiden II"—Sasuke vs. Naruto II
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Vocabulary:
Blood Alcohol Content—this is how much alcohol you've got concentrated in your blood. In Japan it is illegal to be caught driving with a BAC larger than .03%, while that limit is .08% in the US.