I was on the bus to this mysterious academy in seat number 5 (fun fact, that's actually where I usually sit on the bus ride home at the end of the day), kicked back, relaxed and posed like a badass; my right leg crossed over my left one, leaning up against the seat with my hands behind my head, looking out the window. We stopped to pick up someone and an average looking kid stepped on the bus a little timidly and sat in seat number 2.
(Huh. Not sensing any demonic or monstrous aura from him. He actually seems like a human. Well, he'll sure have an interesting year.) I thought, smirking a little. Then I caught a look at his hairstyle. (What the hell is wrong with his hair?)
"Hey, are you gonna be a new student at the Academy, too?" He asked me.
I looked at him and gave a small nod. I usually do that at first to come up as the stoic badass type like Deathstroke. "Yeah. And you?" I asked.
"Yeah. I was going to be a student for a different college, but I flunked out of the entrance exam." He said, looking down.
(So he IS as stupid as he looks. About right, considering the type of anime this is.) I thought. "Well, at least you're getting in this college. Better this than nothing, right?" I said casually, raising one hand like I was shrugging or didn't know the answer to something (that's the best I can describe it, but they do it in anime all the time, you guys should know what I'm talking about).
"Yeah, I guess you're right." He said.
"Hey, kids. Are you new students at Yokai Academy?" The bus driver asked.
"Huh? Uh, yeah." The other kid said.
"We were just barely talking about that if you paid attention." I said in a tone that made him sound like an idiot.
"In that case, you better prepare yourselves. That's one scary-ass school you're going to." The driver warned.
"And look at the fucks I give." I said uncaringly.
"What do you mean by that?" The kid asked, when suddenly his cell phone rang.
I'm polite enough not to listen in on other people's phone calls, but at that moment, mine started ringing. "Yello?" I asked.
"Hey, Sai, it's Lady. I just wanted to tell you good luck at the school and remind you that if you cheat on me while you're out there I'm gonna blast with 30 rockets and stab Kalina Ann's Bayonetta right into your d-" She started, but then we passed through a tunnel and reception got cut off.
"I don't need to hear the rest of that to know what she meant. Okay, note to self, commitment to my girlfriend." I said, repeating that in my head over and over.
Later, we arrived at the bus stop, observing the landscape, which currently composed of the tunnel, a cliff, an ocean of red water that smelled like blood, so it probably was, a scarecrow marking said bus stop and lastly, a deep, creepy forest.
"Wow, it's like a totally different world on the other side of the tunnel." The kid said in fear.
"I like it," I said, observing the landscape, "certainly beats Deadpool's apartment or DMC after not being cleaned for a month. Dante really needs to start paying Patty better." I said, now drifting off topic.
"Uh, what?" The kid asked.
"Nothing, nevermind. I drifted off there." I explained.
He then noticed the school. "Is that the school over there?" He asked.
"What the hell else could it be?" I asked, my arms crossed.
"I'd watch my back if I were you." The bus driver warned again, closing the doors and driving off.
"Something about that guy I don't like." I said.
"Well, anyway, let's get going, it's creepy out here." He said, obviously scared.
"You wuss. I've stared down into hell before, this is nothing." I said, walking on ahead.
"What? Hey, wait up!" He said, rushing after me. We continued down for a while when suddenly he felt the urge to open his mouth again. "I hope we're going the right way." He said.
"We're walking in the direction we saw the school at. Yes, we're going the right way." I said, still not caring. A swarm of bats came from nowhere and knocked the kid down, to which I rolled my eyes. "Bats knocked you down? You're a manly man aren't you?" I said in a mocking tone.
"No, it's just-." He started.
"Too late, you just admitted you're not manly." I smirked walking a few steps before we both heard a noise.
"What was that?" He asked.
"Probably just more bats. It's nothing, let's just keep going." I said, walking on.
"Whatever it is, it's getting closer." He said, picking up his pace, jogging in a weird way ahead of me.
"Is that how you jog? You really need to learn basic movement and coordination." I said.
The noise picked up again and the kid started panicking. "Oh, no, what the hell is following us?!" He said in fear, looking around.
"Will you stop being such a pansy, it's just bats. Nothing's gonna hurt us out here." I said, pulling out my iPod and playing Eye of the Tiger (Fucking LOVE that song!).
We heard a flapping sound and then looked up. "It's me, a bat! Whee!" A bat called down to us.
"How the hell is that bat talking?" I asked.
"Oh, it was just a bat." The kid said, calming down.
"You're not surprised the bat talked?" I asked. At that moment a chick with pink hair a little longer than Trish's came flying out of the woods from nowhere on a bike, slamming into the kid's back, blowing over the girl's skirt (perverted Funimation) sending them both flying. "Okay, I was half wrong. Nothing hurt me out here, but there was stuff that would hurt him." I said to myself walking over to help, noticing their position: The kid's head and hand on her thighs. "Well, that will be an interesting development when they wake up. Oh, there they go." I said, stepping back a bit as they started to wake up.
"Ow, that hurt." The kick said, putting his hand on her thigh, to which she gave out a small gasp, causing him to notice their position and blush, but not think ahead enough to move his hand.
(No wonder he didn't make it into a higher-standard college if he's THAT stupid.) I thought.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I just suddenly got all dizzy." The girl said, moving her hair out of the way, getting an anime background behind her emphasizing her beauty (I think that's what it's for).
"I don't think you're supposed to operate machinery or bikes if that's happening." I commented. Meanwhile, the kid was awestruck at her good looks, not realizing where they were. "Um… You realize you're still grabbing her thigh, right?" I asked.
"Huh?!" He said, alarmed, looking at me, then at his hand, still on her thigh. He struggled to move, but only fell forward a little and his hand wound up on the inside of her thigh, to which she pinned down her skirt.
"Uh… I, uh…" She said.
(She kind of reminds me of Hinata. Although she'd freak out WAY more than that if the kid did that to her.) I thought. "Yeah, I don't think that's any better." I said
They were frozen like that for a minute until the kid finally wizened up (not to be confused with Wyzen from Asura's Wrath) and fell back, pushing himself away a little with his feet, but then flailed like an idiot. "It's not what you think! Really! I'm sorry!" He said, his nose suddenly began bleeding.
"Really? You really are pathetic, aren't you? At least act like you've seen that area or done that before, man." I said, shaking my head.
"Oh! You're bleeding!" She said, pulling out a tissue and getting close to dab away the blood.
(Damn, this kid's getting luckier than I am in my own fanfiction. I cannot let this stand.) I thought, pulling out a couple of sais (3 pronged knives used by ninjas, great defensive weapon, too, by the way). Suddenly, I remembered what Lady had said on the phone. "E-yeah, that's not worth it." I said, throwing them over my shoulder, causing things to crash and a cat to yowl.
Back to the kid, the girl suddenly froze. "I… I can't," She said, holding her chest and, from the look of it, she was breathing heavier, "I shouldn't," She said again, "But, that smell!" She said, breathing heavily again.
"You need a paper bag or something?" I asked
"smell?" The kid said, smelling her hair. "Her hair smells so good!" He said under his breath, swooning, but I heard it enough.
"How much of a perv can you make yourself in the first episode you appear in? And something tells me I'm going to be very surprised about this later." I said.
The girl suddenly looked up at him and grabbed either side of his face. "Sorry, I can't help it. 'Cause I'm a vampire!" She said, leaning in, opening her mouth, which I now see she had vampire fangs and she bit his neck.
"Well, this is certainly a new case of boy meets girl: Girl crashes into boy on bike, boy acts like a perv the first five minutes of getting to know girl, girl drinks boys blood. But I thought every tooth on a vampire was sharp and could drink blood, not just the fangs. Like all of Alucard's teeth are sharp… Or my brother's." I said, back in thought.
The girl suddenly came to her senses and stopped. "Oh! I'm sorry!" She said again.
"You bit me!" He complained, shocked.
"Eh, she's a vampire, man. She can't help it." I said, shrugging again.
At that moment, I finally stopped the third wheel when they both remembered I was there. "Are you both going to Yokai, too?" She asked, although looking mostly at me, before leaning down and picking up the information packet from Tsukune's man purse thing (the little thief!).
"Yep. First year. Can't wait to see if it's all parties like I always hear about college." I said eagerly.
"Yeah, it's my first year, too." The kid said.
"That's great! It's mine, too!" She said happily.
"Well, that's a pleasant surprise." I said.
"Oh. So, Whaddya know?" The kid asked.
"Probably more than you." I said.
"I have to ask," She started, her knees buckling a little, "What do you think about… Well, about vampires?" She asked shyly, turning back and forth a bit.
"I'm fine with them. In fact, a good friend of mine and my brother are both vampires." I said, then though for a second. "Although, when it comes to Alucard, I do stretch the term 'friend.'" I said voicelessly and quietly.
"Oh, really?! That's great! Are you a vampire, too, then?" She asked excitedly.
"Uh, no. I don't know what the hell I am. I'm some fire demon type thing mixed with a Super Saiyan mode." I said, although I could tell I confused her.
"They're fine by me. I've got no problem with vampires in the slightest, if you wanna call yourself a vampire, more power to ya." He said.
"Hey! What about Super Saiyan fire demons?!" I asked impatiently.
"I... Guess they're fine, too!" He said, raising his hands up in defense.
"Oh, thank you both!" She said happily, catching us both in a hug that would put a bear hug from Vegeta to shame.
(Crushing… My ribs.) I thought, my eyes popping out a little.
"Well, if that's the case, maybe we can be friends, Whaddya think?!" She asked happily.
"Sounds good." I said.
"Okay, sure." The kid said.
"Fantastic! I was worried because I didn't have any friends here, yet. Oh, yeah, my name's Moka Akashiya by the way." She said.
"Sai Blade." I said, smiling. I always like saying my full name, it's so badass.
"Wow, that's an awesome name!" She said.
"Yeah, it's pretty cool. I'm Tsukune Aono." The kid said.
"Ya know, come to think of it, from the entire bus ride to now, I just realized we didn't know each other's names. Oh, well." I said simply, dismissing it. I then noticed that he was hypnotized or spacing out from how cute Moka was. "Hey, you still paying attention?" I said, flicking his head.
"What? Oh, yeah!" He said, slightly panicked.
"Well, I'll see you guys later, then!" She said, picking up her bike and riding off.
"Just you and me then, huh?" Tsukune asked, looking at me.
"Uh, yeah, no. Don't think so. This is the part where I ditch you." I said, pulling out a skateboard I stole from Death the Kid and rocketing off to the school. "Woohoo! No wonder he has this thing! This kicks ass!" I laughed.
I finally reached the school and took my seat in the last two rows of the class, unfortunately close to Tsukune, who sat one seat in front of me to the right, and in front of some blue haired girl. The teacher finally stepped up in front of the room at that point. "Well, hello class. If you're new here, welcome to Yokai Academy!" She said happily. "My name is Shizuka Nekonome and I'll be your teacher." She said, raising one hand like a kitten batting at something.
(Well, I wonder why she could possibly be named THAT?) I thought sarcastically. Looking over, I saw Tsukune was apparently fawning over something, or having some stupid fantasy, all I know was he was being irritatingly happy. "Stop being annoyingly happy." I told him.
"Well, I'm sure that most of you already know this fact, but Yokai is an INCREDIBLY unique school, one that's exclusively for monsters." She said, still happily.
(Yeah, we know. Just what you're teaching the monsters is what I'm interested in, however.) I thought. Once again, I looked over at my human "friend" to see he was still unfazed. "I am going to tear the happy right out of your soul." I said.
The teacher then continued. "Currently, this planet is well under the control of humans, so in order for monsters like you and me to survive, class, the only option we have is to learn how to coexist with them!" She said, pointing her stick at us.
(Well, that's a good enough goal, but none of these people look like monsters.) I thought curiously. I looked over to finally see Tsukune look surprised and confused, raising his hand slightly. "Looks like this will be a hard 4 years for you." I smirked.
"Which brings us to: our first rule! Except for special circumstances, as long as you're on campus, you must always remain in your human form." She said.
(Well, that answers my question.) I thought.
"Rule number 2! Never EVER reveal your monster identity to another student. I'm sure you can see why. Everyone WILL follow these rules, right?" She asked happily.
(I can INDEED see why. Well, the only people who know mine are Tsukune and Moka. I could always kill Tsukune. It'd be another idiot out of my life, too.) I thought.
"Bunch of boring rules." The dude in front of me said. He wore his uniform loosely and had an annoying number of piercings.
The teacher looked confused for a minute and grabbed her attendance book. "And you are… Ah, Saizou Komiya!" She said happily again.
(I can tell I'm not gonna like this guy.) I thought.
"If we do spot a human, why not just eat him? That's what I would do anyway. I'd start with the women." He said in a wannabe sly tone, sticking out a rather long tongue.
(AND there it is.) I said, reaching for the sais in my pocket.
The teacher spoke up again. "Well, now. There's no chance of that happening. Because at this school, all the students and teachers are monsters. So, no exceptions, got it?" She asked, a tail popping out from under her skirt and the tufts of her hair that looked like cat ears suddenly sprang up.
(Not anymore.) I said, glancing at Tsukune.
"You see, this school is enclosed in a magic barrier, but even if a human got through somehow and wandered in here, they would be killed immediately!" She said happily.
Needless to say, this was a little shocking to me. They want to coexist with humans, but if one comes through, they'll kill them. I raised my hand at this moment. "Isn't that an oxymoron? We're learning to coexist with humans, but if they come here, we kill them? Seems like the opposite of coexisting. And don't you think you explained that a little too lightly or happily?" I asked.
"Meow?" She said.
"Never mind." I sighed. It's not too bad, but it's certainly not perfect.
At that point, Tsukune passed out for a second and dropped his book. Saizou noticed and looked over, but Tsukune picked it up and hid his face behind it. Saizou kept looking at him with his tongue sticking out, though. Kinda creepy. "Say what you want, but I swear, I've been smellin' a human this whole time." He said, causing Tsukune to freeze in fear.
The door suddenly slid open and I saw a familiar, sexy figure: Moka's. "I'm so sorry I'm late." She said, bowing her head.
"Oh, don't worry, it's alright. Go ahead and introduce yourself." The teacher said.
Moka complied and stepped in front of the class. "Hi! I'm Moka Akashiya!" She said, an anime aura of cuteness around her again.
All of the guys and even some of the girls were either staring at her or giving each other looks to show how excited they were about seeing her and wanting to get with her. Some of the guys leaned close to each other and started saying perverted things. "Look at her, she is so hot!" One of them said to another.
"Totally, I think I'm in love!" The other one said.
I raised my hand again at this moment. "Am I the only guy in this room that isn't a COMPLETE jackass perv?" I asked.
At that moment, she opened her eyes and saw me and Tsukune. "Tsukune, Sai, it's you! I'm so glad we're in the same class." She said, apparently teleporting across the room and grabbing us in a suffocating hug.
"Can't breathe! Crushing my throat!" I said, tapping out until I passed out and an anime halo floated up out of my head.
A little bit later, we walked through the school together, her holding on to Tsukune's arm, half dragging him through the school while I just walked beside them with my arms crossed, half to look like a badass, half because I was wondering how I was still alive after she crushed my throat. All I did know was EVERYONE was looking at us angrily, shouting death threats and Moka's skirt was blowing up way too much. We finally reached a vending machine. Thank god, because I hadn't had a drink for a while and my throat was sore. Out of the goodness in my soul, I let Tsukune and Moka get their drinks first, Tsukune getting either a coffee or a chocolate drink and Moka getting tomato juice, for some reason, I wasn't surprised (oh, by the way, this is sad, but it's funny, one time after I was watching an episode of RV at school at the end of the day, after I went outside, I went to talk to one of my friends and I almost called him Tsukune).
They both reached for their drinks at the same time, causing their hands to touch and of course, like a pussy, Tsukune just jumped away. "I-I'm sorry!" He apologized.
Moka just looked at him, then giggled. "Oh, you're silly!" She said, giving him a friendly push, throwing him into a pillar, somewhat shattering it.
"Whoa, may wanna watch how much strength you put in that, Moka." I said, surprised she could so easily do that, before I remembered she was a vampire and he was a human, then I put some money in the machine and got myself a root beer.
We sat down on a bench, opened our drinks and started drinking. "This is fun, huh?" Moka asked. Tsukune looked away for a moment and Moka got concerned, but then he took a drink and she calmed down and took one as well. I also just took a drink for the hell of it.
All of a sudden, I got a bad feeling. "I sense a douchebag nearby." I said in a cautious tone.
"Hey there, sexy. You said your name was Moka Akashiya, right?" Saizou said, appearing from around a corner like a creepy pedo stalker.
"Fucking called it." I said in an annoyed tone.
In an instant, he had Tsukune by the neck. "What's a hot babe like you doing with a numb-nuts like this guy?" He asked, glaring at Tsukune.
"Better to be a numb-nuts than a douche." I said, glaring at him.
He smirked at me and threw Tsukune into the vending machine, turning to me. "What, you want some, too?" He asked.
"Oh? See, that would be intimidating if you were… Well, intimidating." I laughed.
"Are you mocking me?!" He asked, his muscles growing slightly.
"Oh, no. No, no no no-pfft, yeah!" I said, pulling out Nero's revolver, the Blue Rose and blasting him in the chest with it, sending him flying. "Shot through the heart!" I said like how Bon Jovi says in their song. "You done goofed." I said, blowing away the smoke coming out of the barrels.
Later, we were on the roof… for no reason. "Wow. That was pretty scary." Moka said.
"Yeah, but we got a bunch of free drinks out of it and I got another chance to show why I'm a badass. Good thing I was there." I said, trying a can of tomato juice.
"Are you sure you're okay after that?" Moka asked.
"He's fine, I've got a friend who gets impaled on a daily basis and laughs about it, that was nothing." I said, throwing the empty can over my shoulder, which landed perfectly in a recycling container.
"Yeah, I'm alright. He was really strong, though." Tsukune said.
"That wasn't too impressive. I can throw a tank with one hand." I said.
Tsukune looked concerned for a minute, then looked at Moka and I. Moka looked confused, but then giggled. "Oh, Tsukune, you're so funny! Back there you almost acted like you've never seen a monster before." She said, patting his back. "So, what kind of a monster are you anyway?" She asked, then looked like she remembered something. "Oh, wait, we're not supposed to reveal that to each other." She said.
(Well, he certainly dodged a bullet there.) I thought, then thought something else. (If I keep talking in my head like this, that's all I'm gonna wind up doing! Like that deadbeat Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya's anime.)
"But you and Sai told me what you are." Tsukune said.
"Well, we didn't know that was a rule then." Moka said sheepishly.
"Besides, we weren't on the school grounds, anyway." I answered.
"You know, you don't look like a vampire much, Moka." Tsukune said, looking at her.
"Yeah, and I don't look like a fire monster or Super Saiyan right now, do I? It's called disguising yourself. Like why Dante hides his sword and guns in a guitar case." I said.
"Well, I don't look like that right now, but…" She said, pulling her shirt open slightly. "Look." She said.
We both looked, but at two different things. I assumed that she was referring to the shiny necklace with the pretty red jewel, but Tsukune was looking at something else.
"Ooh, shiny." I said.
Tsukune panicked however. "Look at what?! I can't look there!" He said, freaking out.
"She meant the pretty necklace, you perv." I said, hitting him in the back of the head.
"It's okay, guys. Look at the Rosary on my chest. If I were to take this off, I would change. I would turn into my true form, a powerful and terrifying vampire." She said.
I pulled out a notepad at that point to jot down a note. "Note to self: Do not remove the pretty, shiny necklace from Moka's choker." I said (Yes, I like shiny things. It's not exactly distracting, but they're just pretty).
"A real vampire?" Tsukune said quietly.
"That's why I wear it, as a charm to seal my powers away. I can't even take it off myself." She said, holding it close.
"If it's as scary as you make it sound, probably a good idea." I said with a nod.
"That's okay." Tsukune said, drawing both of our attentions. "Even if you get a little scary sometimes, I'm sure you're still the same Moka." He said.
"Yeah, sure, why not." I said.
"I knew you'd understand! You two are my first friends here!" She said, tackling and hugging us again.
"I don't mind hugs, but can you stop squeezing my throat?" I asked, before passing out again.
"Oh and you're my first in another way, too, Tsukune." She said.
"In what way?" He asked.
(I'm kinda starting to feel like the 3rd wheel here.) I thought.
"Until now, all I've ever had was tomato juice and transfusion packs. I never sucked anyone's blood before yours today." She said in a slightly dreamy tone.
"Ouch! You're her personal smoothie machine, man!" I laughed, shaking Tsukune's shoulders. "Yeah, I think I'd prefer blood over tomato juice, though, I'm not too crazy about that stuff." I said (I don't like tomato soup or V8's, so why would tomato JUICE be any different).
"It tasted so sweet, so rich. That feeling. I'll never forget it." She said, leaning in closer, getting her mouth closer to Tsukune's neck and my hand, which I quickly moved.
Suddenly, Tsukune freaked out and pushed her back a bit. "I'm sorry. I have to go! See ya later!" He said, taking off.
"But, wait…" She said.
"Some people just don't have any manners." I said, shrugging.
"Do you think he's okay?" She asked.
I thought for a second and decided I PROBABLY shouldn't tell her he was a human. "Yeah, maybe. He probably just had to go to the bathroom or something." I said.
"Maybe we should go check on him." She said.
I just started laughing. "Why would I do that?" I said, continuing to laugh until she pulled out a small knife with a serrated back to it. "Uh, sure, why not?" I said nervously.
Meanwhile, Tsukune was running through the halls, freaking out that everyone around him was actually a monster and the way he was running made it look like he crapped himself. Seriously. Later, he had all of his valuables and stood just outside of the school gates, looking back at it. "I don't think this school's for me." He said, turning to leave.
At that point, we found him and caught up to him. "Tsukune!" Moka called. He turned around to see us and I just raised a hand to say what's up. Moka panted a little bit, but the spoke again. "You were acting kinda weird back there." She said.
"I just… I think I should go to a human school." He said.
"Not surprised. Much better fit for a human, anyway." I said, whispering that last part (hence the italics)
"A human school? Why?" Moka asked, shocked.
He turned around to look at us. "Look, I really like you, Moka and you're cool, too Sai, I just can't stay here!" He said assertively.
"That's probably the most assertive he is throughout this show. I'm not stopping you, if you wanna go, then you can go, it's your decision." I said.
Moka on the other hand, completely disagreed. "No way." She said, withdrawing herself (that's the best way I can describe it), then rushed forward and tried to grab his bag from him (I told you she's a thief!). "You can't go to a human school! You can't!" She said.
"Moka, please!" Tsukune said, trying to get it back from her (I'm surprised he can keep a hold of it with her strength).
She let go a little bit and looked down. "I'm sorry, it's just that I really don't like humans very much." She said.
"That's racist." I told her.
"They can be cruel. I know because I attended human schools all the way up through Junior High." She said.
"You're clumping them all together, that's still being racist." I said.
"I was lonely, because humans… Well, they don't believe in monsters."She said.
"I know plenty of humans that believe in monsters, you need to stop clumping them all together. In fact, I date a human who for a fact KNOWS about monsters" I told her.
"I felt so different. It was like I shouldn't even be there. That's all I ever thought about while I was there." She said.
"Well, that's just you being a little insecure. If you don't try to reach out and connect with people, you're never going to. Like my brother. He's always been more of the loner type, the only reason he has friends is because people made the effort to be friends with him, or he was forced to work in groups of people." I said.
"But then you guys said you didn't mind vampires." She said, looking up, happy again, despite tears running down her face. "And for the first time in my life I didn't feel alone anymore." She said, wiping those tears away.
"My brother has a saying, 'You're never alone, because there are always people around you everywhere. Even the people who live in their own little world, they just have to share it.'" I said (Yeah, he really doesn't understand and gets annoyed when people say they feel alone).
"But still…" Tsukune said, getting our attention back. "What if I turned out to be one of those humans you hate so much? Would you still like me?" He asked.
"I don't hate you for being a human, I hate you for being a stupid, annoying perv." I said.
Moka, meanwhile, was silent. Her face changed and she looked almost scared.
"I'm a… human." Tsukune said.
"Yeah, I already knew that." I said, nodding.
"What?! How?" He asked.
"Your scent and the fact you have no monster/demon aura around you." I told him.
"I'm sorry, but that's what I am. The only reason I'm here is because of a major mix-up!" He said, closing his eyes.
"I guess so, jeez. What, did your drunken dad try to hit on a nun and picked up an info packet on this school? Makes me wonder how Dante found out about this school?" I said, thinking of him being drunk and chasing after a nun, then of the time he was so drunk he proposed to a mop.
Moka slowly backed away. "You're lying. You have to be, no human could've gotten in here!" She said.
"You know, you're right, I don't get it. If there's a magic barrier protecting this place from humans, how did he slip through? Man, plot devices can be pretty inconsistent." I said.
"I should've known you'd look at me like that!" He said in a dejected tone.
"Is it really true, Tsukune?" She said, reaching out for him, oblivious to the fact I was nodding.
"Just stay away from me!" He snapped. "You hate humans, don't you?! Well, that's okay! I don't need you! I don't need monsters for friends anyway!" He started sobbing, cringing up.
"Wow. You two are both very racist." I said, looking back and forth, unsure of who to agree with. (Let's see, I'm dating a human, but I'm more on the fence with demons and monsters.) I thought, deep in the conundrum.
Moka looked shocked and absolutely rejected and Tsukune took a pose like a woman who just got scared or offended, looking like he was about to cry, then just ran off.
"Tsukune, wait!" Moka pleaded.
"Well, there's another idiot out of my life. It feels good." I said, looking over to Moka, seeing she had the knife back out. "Um… What do you say we go look for him? I'll go check the bus stop." I said, flying off on the skateboard.
I got a little ways before with my hearing, which is comparable to Dante and Nero's; I heard something nearby where Moka was. "So where do you think you're going? Stick around, babe." The voice said. It was Saizou's.
"Well, I guess he didn't learn the first time." I said, flying down as quickly as I could.
"Sorry, but I'm busy now." Moka said in a confident tone.
I heard him chuckling, but then I felt an alarming rise in his monster aura. He was changing. "How about gettin' busy with my true form! I'm an orc!" He said, his voice changing.
"Like the stupid ugly guys from Lord of the Rings? This won't be too hard. Looks like he's gonna try and molest her now. I will avenge all women he has wronged!" I said in a heroic tone, landing and looking for where they were. I heard her scream along with his laughter. "I won't let you hurt my friends." I said, rushing in.
"Hey, babe, what's the deal? I showed you my true form, why don't you show me yours? Don't tell me a sexy little thing like you is shy?" he said.
"For one, it's against school rules." She said.
"We're outside of school now, so that rule doesn't mean crap to me!" He said. I showed up just in time to see him wrap his tongue around her leg and slam her into a tree. "Now it's time we really get busy. Spread 'em!" He said, walking up to her.
"Can't let you do that, Saizou." I said, referencing Wolf O'Donnell and his infamous line from the Star Fox game.
"Oh, you again! What did you think you can take me in my true form? You can't be anything special! You couldn't even be a B Class monster!" He laughed.
"Make your jokes while you can, Saizou. You're not dealing with the average, run of the mill monster, anymore. I am a Super Saiyan! Also some kind of… fire… thing. I've risen beyond the limits of a normal monster and into the realm of legend! The legend that many fear. Known throughout the monster world as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I can now see the peak of your power, whereas I haven't even tapped into mine." I said confidently.
"Is that so? Then show me!" he said, striking his tongue out at me. I extended my arm and let out a steady stream of fire, like a flamethrower and roasted his tongue.
"No. You aren't worthy! I only do something that badass when it is truly needed." I told him.
"Bullshit! You aren't doing it because you can't! There's no way someone as puny as you could be that strong! Stop bragging about power you don't have!" He said, rushing at me.
"Bitch, you just jealous o' mah suppah Saiyan swagger!" I said, taking a fighting stance. I threw a side kick at him stomach, doubling him over and knocking the wind out of him, then I flipped in midair and threw him off of my leg over a cliff. "Like a bitch." I said, following him.
Unfortunately, Tsukune came from the way I threw him and collided with the orc, sending them both over a cliff.
"Tsukune!" Moka said, running off the cliff after us.
Tsukune rolled clear of Saizou, who now struggled to get back up. It was a good thing he rolled clear though, because shortly after he did, I hit Saizou on a motorcycle. "Ass kicking on motorcycles!" I said, driving real fast towards the tunnel, then stopping real fast, sending him slamming into the tunnel wall. "I said it once, I'll say it again: You done goofed." I laughed, driving back over to Tsukune and Moka.
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Forgive me! I guess monsters and humans are too different to get along!" She said, crying.
"Don't cry." Tsukune said.
"Look at me, I'm a vampire. We suck people's blood and hurt them in the process. The truth is, back at my old school, all I really wanted was a friend, whether it was a human or a monster. I didn't care. But now, I think maybe it isn't possible." She said.
"You know, not to be a jerk, but he's getting back up. You guys should focus on running while I continue to be a badass and kick his ass." I said, revving up my bike.
"What's with all this lovey-dovey shit?" He demanded, rushing at us.
"Kaioken!" I said, bursting in red energy, rushing at him and getting ready to hit him with the bike.
"Kaio-what?" He asked before I started kicking his ass again.
"Even if you are a vampire, I still… I still… like you." Tsukune said, putting his hand on Moka's shoulder, before he passed out for a second and his hand slipped and took off the Rosary.
Suddenly, Saizou and I both sensed a massive burst of monster energy and turned to see the cause. Bats were suddenly swarming around Moka, flying into her and being absorbed by her from the look of it. A bat flew into her ass and she became curvier. Another on flew into her boobs and they grew AT LEAST 2 cup sizes. Then her hair faded from pink to silver, like mine. She then opened her eyes, which were now a piercing red.
Saizou took the opportunity while we were watching this to grab me and hold me, getting ready to take a bite out of me.
"Kaioken times 2!" I announced, putting more power into it.
"Times what?" He asked as I delivered another ass kicking.
I looked back to see Moka now covered by bats, as if they were mummifying her. "Hey, Moka? You okay?" I asked, walking over, looking at the strange condition while Saizou was freaking out.
The bats slowly fell off until they all swarmed away to reveal the new even sexier Moka. She moved her hair out of the way and put a hand on her hip. "So, then, I suppose the one who woke me up was you, huh?" She asked, her voice a little lower. She then looked at me and, as if instinctively, I raised my hands in surrender, like I do after Nero corners me and makes the Devil Bringer big enough to crush Dante. "I wouldn't mind getting a chance to fight you later. But that will have to wait." She said, glaring back at him.
"It can wait for quite a while." I said.
"She's an S-class Super monster! A real vampire!" Saizou said in fear. Moka actually wasn't doing much of anything. She was just stretching for the most part, then jumped up and down a few times to limber up her footwork. "No! This isn't right! She's only looking at me, but I can't stop shaking!" He said, then looked like he was trying to collect himself. "Hey, get it together, man, 'cuz if you took down a vampire…" He thought, getting some of his cocky arrogance back.
"It's not happening." I said, glaring at him.
Moka yawned, putting her hand in front of her mouth, then glared at him again. "It's time for you to know your place." She said, sounding annoyed. She merely lifted her leg and did a simple kick, sending him skidding across the ground all the way back to the cliff wall, which he slammed into hard, breaking most of it away.
"Yes, ma'am, I will remember that." He said, passing out.
"So quick, whee!" The bat said, flying off.
(All of a sudden, all that training I did with the Mishimas doesn't seem to be worth much. And I even took on a freakin' bear.) I thought. She looked at me and I stepped back for a second, but then regained myself. "Um… Not impressed, I can do that, too." I said.
"We'll have to see about that, won't we?" She asked.
"Um… Hey, we should go check on Tsukune." I said, pointing behind her as Tsukune started to get back up. She walked over to him and caught him before he passed out. "Buffy the vampire slayer be damned. I wonder what is stronger, Nero's fist or her leg? I don't wanna be the one to find out, though." I said to myself.
Moka put the Rosary back on and changed to her normal self again, falling to her knees in exhaustion, she then pulled Tsukune so his head was resting on her thigh like a pillow. He woke up shortly after that. "Oh, thank goodness, you're finally awake, Tsukune." She said in a relieved tone. "Hey, are you alright? You aren't hurt anywhere, are you?" She asked, looking him over.
He looked dazed, but then picked up the bus schedule. "The bus… What? It doesn't come here on different times, but different days?! What, am I reading this right? The bus only comes here once a month!?" He panicked.
"Mhm. Didn't you know?" Moka asked happily.
"Well, since I can't get reception, I'm guessing it's gonna be a while before I can check back in with the gang. I miss Lady already. Hell, by the time I get back, I might even miss NERO." I said out loud.
"Wow, sounds like you have an interesting group of friends, huh?" Tsukune asked, turning his head to me.
"If I don't count you, then yes." I said.
With the way his head was turned, Moka could now clearly see the bleeding scratch on his cheek. "Oh, no, you're bleeding! Here, let me help you." She said, getting out a tissue.
"Um… Maybe I should help him." I said, remembering what happened before. Then I saw some large birds. "Oh, well, they're not pigeons, but maybe I could still make them my messengers." I said, about to walk over and try to catch some, but then, Moka finished wiping the blood away and held the tissue close to her nose.
"Oh… I'm sorry, but I just can't resist the smell." She said, leaning in and sucking his blood again.
"Well, now he's bleeding more. Hey, she drank his blood twice, shouldn't HE be a vampire?" I wondered.