A/N: And now we have another person to bash. Do read and review would you kindly?

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[Konoha Ninja Academy…]

The class had been sitting down for the past half hour or so now…everybody doing their own thing—Choji was eating as usual, Shikamaru was propped up against a desk and asleep, Shino simply sat where he was, looking disinterested in general, while Kiba seemed to have regained his confidence and started harassing Hinata for a date—while Hinata was holding back enough of her irritation to not strike the dog-ninja in a pressure point that caused pain all over his body, and the Uchiha twins simply sat next to each other playing rock-scissors-paper as the owner of the victorious face changed hands between the two of them. Before long, the arrival of Naruto and Meilan was what had drawn their attention…as the latter seemed to be clinging on the former's left arm. "Hey moron!" called out Kiba, with a confused and angry look on his face, "I know Meilan-chan is allowed to be here, but this is for graduates only! What the hell are you doing here?"

This had elicited a glare directed at him from the founding members of the Naruto fan-club. Naruto simply sighed and turned to face the direction in which Kiba was speaking from, with a bit of a smirk on his features. "You're one to talk about being a moron…considering that you don't see that I'm wearing a hitae-ate. Iruka-sensei noticed that a lot of my grades were based on sabotaged results, and so he was kind enough to give me a re-test. And as of right now, I highly doubt you even deserve a place among the top-ten academic students if you can't even take a hint that a girl is not interested in you."

Upon hearing that, the Uchiha twins blushed along with Meilan. Hinata could only grin in pride that Naruto had defended her. Kiba on the other hand started gritting his teeth in anger—nobody talked to him like that! "Yeah? So what if you've been sabotaged? You're still a talentless nobody of a loser, and a horrible liar!"

Shikamaru had chosen this moment to stop reclining, and look at Kiba with an irritated glare in his eyes. "Geez Kiba! Stop being so noisy and troublesome! If you're so convinced that Naruto's lying, then why don't you ask Iruka-sensei if that's true? Although from what I've seen, he's not too far off the mark about being sabotaged—I once caught several teachers changing his answers after school."

Oh, Kiba could only grin…he'll have his revenge against Uzumaki in one way or another, and having Iruka-sensei blowing the blind freak off in public was just the way to do it! Ah! Speak of the devil! In walked Iruka-sensei with a clipboard in his hands…no doubt for the teams and their respective sensei. Unbeknownst to the whole of the class, save for Naruto, his injuries had been healed rather quickly, but the stabbing pain from Mizuki's attack was still there—as of this moment, he was hoping to get the team assignments down, and just go home for a bit to rest his wounds. Luckily for him, he didn't have to deal with the pain for much longer, as he found his chair and sat down. "Iruka-sensei, is it true that you gave Naruto a re-test?"

Iruka was surprised, but he didn't show it. So that was Naruto's cover-story…ah well, since this mission was supposed to be top-secret anyway, he may as well play along. "That is correct Kiba—when looking back on all the tests, I noticed that a lot of the handwriting on Naruto's tests didn't match. Not only that, but I also noticed that they were in kana and not Braille. So after realizing that he's been telling the truth about the extent of the sabotage against him, I decided to re-test Naruto on the written exam. And I'll have to say, his score was pretty high—it's not as high as the Uchiha twins, but still high enough."

Upon hearing what the teacher had to say, the students could only look to Naruto with mystified looks in their eyes. The Dead-Last was actually smarter than they thought? Now this they had to see. The sound of Iruka clearing his throat had interrupted them from their thoughts. "Let's get back to business everyone…I'm proud of all of you to have made it this far. I wish for all of you to have a productive future in your ninja careers. And without further ado, I shall announce the team placements and the jounin sensei you shall be assigned to…"

As Iruka started calling out the team names, and the sensei they were each assigned to, Naruto started dozing off, listening to the names that came up in much the same manner as counting sheep. As he listened in, he knew that Teams One through Six were all unremarkable students in his eyes—many of them were civilian-born students looking for a quick way to fame and fortune (although in the case with a good many of the female students, they were originally there to seduce the alpha-male of the group). They had no idea what the real world was like out there…and he knew this because he and Meilan already had a head start in that area. "Team Seven will consist of Uchiha Tsukiko…"

Upon hearing her name being called, Tsukiko started to tense up a bit—she was hoping that she'd get both her and her sister on the same team as Naruto. Silently, she was praying to whatever god may have been listening. "…Uchiha Sasuke…"

The twins could only jump up and land a high-five upon hearing that! "…and Haruno Sakura; your Jounin sensei will be Hatake Kakashi." The two of them deflated upon the impact of their hands—well, they didn't get Naruto, but they got their appointed sex toy, which was already a consolation prize. "Team Eight will be Hyuuga Hinata, Aburame Shino, and Inuzuka Kiba—your jounin sensei will be Yuuhi Kurenai."

Her palm met with her forehead as Hinata knew that Kiba was not exactly a savory character…Shino, she could deal with as she had befriended him first—but something seemed to be wrong with Kiba's hormone production, because he always seemed so anxious to ask her out for a date. And to make things worse in his case, what he did had not exactly won him a high opinion from her after that incident where he tried to rape a certain member of the family…her direct family! Of all the people that animal tried to take, he had to choose her little sister! She could only think to herself that Kiba would get a worse punishment than simply being forced to watch gay porn live…oh no, she'll neuter him herself if she has to! But until then, she has to cooperate with him.

"Team Nine is still active, and so we'll get to Team Ten—which will be made up of Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Choji. Your sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma." At that, only two of the members of Team Ten were less than pleased…Ino had wanted to be on the same team as Naruto, whom she saw as a consolation prize in romance if Sasuke was unreachable—but no; she had to be paired up with lazy-boy and the round-yet-adorable Choji. Shikamaru on the other hand, could only think of all the trouble that could be heaped on with the situation. Choji was simply ecstatic at the fact that he was working with his friends…Ino was one of the few who did not make fun of him; were it not for the fact that she had her sights on Sasuke (whom he had barely started to respect more) and Naruto (from whom he had a good deal more respect); Shikamaru was another person that was actually kind to him.

"And finally, we have Team Eleven: Uzumaki Naruto and Baihe Meilan…your third member has not been identified yet, but she'll be here as well as your sensei; Uzuki Yuugao." This was not actually a surprise—but Meilan pulled Naruto closer to give him a hug anyway, eliciting glares of jealousy in her direction from all the core members of the Naruto fan-club.

"Everyone, you will sit and wait here for your sensei to pick you up. Other than that, I wish you all good luck." With that, Iruka left the premises…with nobody except Naruto noticing the slight limp in his steps.

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[Elsewhere…]

The sound of blades clashing filled the air as two swordsmen dueled with each other…the corpses of many ninja from Otogakure no Sato littered the battlefield as they were hacked to pieces in the place that was once their camp. Some of them were cut apart by their leader—a gaunt and pale man with white hair and two dots on his forehead held a pair of short swords made of hardened bone that was currently using both blades to hold the edge of his opponent's massive sword. This was insane! How could such an old man be this strong? It was then that the younger man managed to push the blind old man back in one mighty push. It was then that the two swordsmen took the opportunity to catch their breath.

"You fight well," said the old man, "going by what I've been able to discern from our battle alone and by your scent of bones, your talent among your fellow clansmen is superb, young Kaguya. In my opinion, I feel that you're wasting your talent fighting for a pathetic lowlife who does not deserve your loyalty."

"And what would a blind old man such as yourself know of such things?" countered the Kaguya, veiling his anger upon hearing his lord being referred to as a 'lowlife', "Although I will admit—you are no ordinary old man. Who are you?"

"You can call me GSD."

The Kaguya's eyes had widened. This blind old man was the almighty swordsman GSD? It was no wonder he was having so much trouble…even before he was taken in by Orochimaru, he knew of this man… "I've heard whispers about you from my clansmen…the stories told of an old swordsman who was able to manipulate the power of chakra waves to his command—that he was able to decimate great armies with a sweep of his swords as the waves cut the enemy soldiers to pieces. You're telling me that you are that same man that my clansmen told stories about?"

"I wouldn't know of such things…as I am not a member of your clan. But perhaps your clansmen have exaggerated my abilities."

"No, I can see that they are not exaggerations—the way you carry yourself, and the ease at which you've mauled my men to death is proof enough to me of your prowess…I just never expected that you'd be an old man of all things…"

"And I never expected such a sickly boy to be so strong and talented—I know of only one other boy with as much talent as you, and he is my student. If I could hazard a guess, I'd say that the two of you are about even in terms of skill and strength. But enough of this banter, where is your master? There are some matters I wish to discuss with him."

Upon hearing this, the Kaguya narrowed his eyes at GSD. His suspicion was very clear, but he was able to veil it in his voice very well—in addition to tightening the grip on his swords. Who did this man think he was? He butchered everyone in his camp, started a fight with him (and his master by extension), and now this old fool expects him to give up the location of Orochimaru? "How do I know that you are not going to trade blows with him?"

"I cannot guarantee the results of my discussion, because how it ends will all depend on his reply. I only hope that he will listen and that I will not have to exchange blades with him. Either way, I will have my words with him; whether you want me to or not…the only say you have in this is whether or not you will take me to him peacefully. And if I may be frank about our battle just now, I wasn't even fighting seriously."

Now this had caught the young Kaguya's attention. GSD was not fighting him seriously? If that's the case, then what would it be like if he did? Perhaps he should give this old man the benefit of the doubt and lead him…and besides, it's not like he can't kill him if the debate between him and Orochimaru-sama goes south…

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[Konoha Ninja Academy…one hour later…]

Only five people remained in the classroom after everyone else was picked up by their jounin sensei…and of those five, only one boy was among them (with one of the lovely ladies in disguise). As Sakura scanned the room for her mistresses, she noted that the two of them were snuggled up to Naruto-baka, who was under that bimbo's arm…all four of them were asleep. While her outer self was sort of disgusted at the sight before her eyes, the inner self was torn between saying; 'Aw, how cute', 'C'mon! C'mon! Get to the perverted stuff already so I can have some masturbation material later', and 'What do those three see in him?' Although she did have to admit that Naruto was in fact not very bad-looking, but her mistresses looked even sexier than him! So what was it about him that attracted the both of them and all those other girls? Once when she asked, Tsukiko told her that she wouldn't understand even if she explained it to her, and then Satsuki added that the main part of it was that he wasn't like the rest of the village.

Now Sakura was confused—what was it about the Dead-Last that attracted both of her mistresses? What was it about him that made him different from the other villagers? He was not the Dead-Last without reason…his grades were the lowest in the class; although to be fair, he did mention that he was being sabotaged since day one, and Iruka-sensei and Shikamaru had both confirmed it. But before she could think any more on the subject, the doors opened and in walked a woman with violet hair—now this was the way she wanted to look when she grew up!

"Team Eleven, you are to meet me in Training Ground 18."

Upon hearing that voice permeate through the air, and watching as the jounin left, the twins could only pout. They wanted to keep snuggling up to the blind Uzumaki. "Don't worry," he said, with a mischievous grin, "I have an idea for you to have fun with your sensei…" With that, he motioned for the two of them to get closer, as he started to whisper something that Sakura couldn't hear—but whatever it was that he said was likely to be bad for the jounin if the evil grin on both of her mistress' faces was anything to go by…and the low but ominous chuckle that emanated from the both of them was not making it any better.

"You got all that?"

The two of them continued to have that grin on their faces as they both said 'yes' at the same time. "Good, then I hope to see the two of you later." With that said, Meilan took Naruto by the hand, and started leading him out the door…the second that the two of them left the classroom, Tsukiko (disguised as Sasuke) turned her attention back to their slave. Boy or girl, whenever either of the twins wanted to be seductive (especially Tsukiko), they were successful in convincing the people they were seducing. "Sakura, be a good slave and help my sister to prepare for our prank…"

With an ecstatic grin and a nod, Sakura ran with her sister to the door and began preparing the chalkboard erasers for the trap—then Satsuki (disguised as Tsukiko) found the string and ninja tripwire needed. The pink-haired girl felt giddy as an electrical current ran up her spine at the fact that she was aiding and abetting her mistresses in punishing the tardy teacher from tying the thick strings to the five chalkboard erasers at certain lengths. Once every eraser was properly-prepared, the Uchiha twins started setting up the important parts of the trap while Sakura handled rigging the door with the tripwire. It turned her on as she saw Tsukiko sitting atop Satsuki's shoulders as she stapled the strings to the ceiling and holding the erasers to the ceiling with the other end of the tripwire. Once all five erasers were set and the ninja wire prepared, the three of them gathered together at the desks…with nothing to do but wait…

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[Training Ground 18…]

Meilan and Naruto had both made it to the training ground with no problem aside from the occasional glare directed at the latter from ignorant civilians. It didn't take long for the both of them to find the clearing that Meilan saw was the meeting place marked on the map. As the two of them sat and waited for their sensei, they could not help but have a feeling they were being watched, and this was especially the case with Naruto who was actually smelling something in the air…now that was interesting…

Once Naruto had suddenly turned his head in a direction opposite of them with a bit of a grin on his face, Meilan could only look at her boyfriend with confusion in her eyes. "Come on out…I know you're here. What, you thought I wouldn't recognize the scent of bamboo your arrows just so happen to be made of, when there's nothing but fir trees around?"

Now she knew what he was talking about! Once she knew, Meilan got up into a fighting stance as she pulled the gloves on her hands tighter—just in case that bitch decided to try anything else. Sure enough, out walked the archer that shot at Naruto…and now that she had a better look, she could not help but feel jealous of the archer that seemed to be her opposite in many respects. While the two of them shared the same height Meilan had a larger bust, she had more definition to her muscles, her skin was paler due to the fact that the Baihe family was pretty well-off, she had coffee-colored eyes, and her black hair was tied behind her back in a bun covered by a white cloth.

The archer on the other hand was slightly daintier, but you could see the wiry strength in the dark tan of her shoulders and her upper-arms. Her shoulder-length moss-colored hair was tied in a ponytail behind her back, and her amber eyes were like those of a beast waiting to attack. She also wore provocative clothing, as she only wore bandages to cover her bust, and a pair of grey sashinuki hakama tied over her calves. Her legs were bandaged, and her feet were bare. The biggest defining feature of the archer however were the four medium-green stripes going diagonally up her face from the bottom of her right cheek that stretched with her feral, yet very-much impressed grin. The evidence that proved that this girl was in fact the archer that shot at Naruto was the fact that she had a compound bow slung over her shoulders, leather bracers on both of her arms (suggesting that she was ambidextrous), and a quiver of arrows hanging on her right side. "I see your senses are very sharp," she said, the untamed part of her showing in her speech and smile, "perhaps I'll get to see how well you handle yourself as a tracker in our team of three."

Upon hearing those words, Meilan could only widen her eyes in shock—Naruto's expression on the other hand had changed from a grin that said 'I found you!' to a wide gape upon hearing that. What was that she just said? '…in our team of three'? It was then that Meilan chose the moment to speak. "You're our third teammate?"

"Right and on the first try…I guess there is more to you than just your abnormally large bust!"

Just as she was about to perform divine justice upon her rival, Meilan felt a hand land on her shoulder belonging to Naruto. "Don't," he said, "she's baiting you." Once he knew that she had calmed down, Naruto released his hold on her before turning his attention back to the archer. "As for you Ms. Rude, I'd recommend that you learn a few manners—you're really going to piss someone off if you keep this up no matter how pretty you smell."

This had caused a reaction from the archer as she was blushing furiously, but before she could retort, the jounin sensei had appeared. "Good to see you're all here. Now if you'll please sit down, we can get this show on the road." The three students could only nod as they took seating positions around their sensei. Once she was satisfied with all three of them sitting down, the jounin got down cross-legged. "Before we begin, we'll start with introductions…I'd like to know your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams—and any special skills you may have to contribute to the team. And just to start things off and show you how it goes, I'll begin: my name is Uzuki Yuugao. I like my fiancé, flowers, and my sword. I dislike sexists, thieves, and people who mock my fiancé. My hobbies would be training and growing new flowers. My dream is to have a family with children that I can be proud of. I think you can consider me a very good swordswoman. Okay then, first up is the moss-head."

Taking offense to the moniker, the archer simply calmed herself and forced herself to not shoot the sensei. "My name is Shimura Kikyo. I like the wilderness, tree-climbing, my grandpa, and being in the air. I dislike people that disrespect my grandpa or nature, sitting around doing nothing for too long, and perverts. My hobbies are bird-watching and drawing animals. My dream is to find a way to attain world peace…my special skills are archery and fine-tuned senses from living in the wilderness."

As she looked at the girl, Yuugao had her own thoughts. So she's an archer eh? I'm pretty sure Danzo was a swordsman…I'm guessing she inherited that skill from her mother, because I recall her father being a civilian kendo practitioner that taught me and Hayate the basics of kenjutsu. But all in all, I think her skills will be handy as a long-range support ninja. Hmm, or perhaps she can do more than just provide covering fire… Once she was snapped out of her thoughts, she then turned her attention to Meilan. "Bun-girl, you're up!"

Meilan could not tell if she was joking about her bust size or simply stating the fact that her hair was in a bun, but she decided to begin anyway. "My name is Baihe Meilan. I like flowers, sweets, music, and a certain boy…" at that, she turned her eyesight to Naruto with a slight blush and a girlish grin, before she turned back to the teacher, with a stern look. "I dislike people who play horribly, perverts, people who hurt the boy I like, and girls that think I will just let them have his heart without so much as an inspection. My hobbies include singing, cooking, and spending time with the boy I like…as per skills, I am well-versed in my family's taijutsu style, am strong, and I have a bit of an affinity for Raiton jutsu. Dream-wise, I hope to marry the boy I like, and to help him see his dream through."

Taking in everything she heard from the last Baihe, Yuugao had plenty of thoughts about her. Hmm…so the last Baihe likes the last Uzumaki/Namikaze, and is looking to restore her family to its former glory with him. And on top of that, she wants to help him see his dream through…which is what exactly? As to her strength, I can believe that—all the Baihe members I've met tend to have superhuman strength going for them; and that's without adding chakra to their blows. I'm pretty sure I know what I'm going to do with her. Once her assessment of Meilan was complete, she then turned to Naruto. "Blondie, it's your turn now."

With a shrug, Naruto simply leaned forward to speak. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen, my friends, Hokage-jiji, GSD-sensei, and Meilan. I dislike the time it takes to make ramen, people who hurt any of my friends, and morons who can't tell the difference between a kunai and a scroll it's sealed into. I like to play the guitar, train, and meditate. My dream is to become the Hokage so that I can protect the people I love. I am a swordsman with a certain degree proficiency in each of the weapons you see strapped to my back, and am fairly well-versed in the teachings of my sensei who is by far the best swordsman I have ever met."

As she looked to her student with some modicum of surprise, Yuugao inspected his choice of weapons. This kid is a swordsman? Then what the hell is he doing with a tetsubo? But nonetheless, I want to see just what it is his master taught him—I'm not sure what sort of lessons he learned, but it'll be interesting to see all the same. Plus, from teaching him a few techniques, he may show me a new trick or two, and maybe even teach my future children those same techniques. But for now, I've got to get back to business…and part of that business is to make that kid eat a more healthy diet.

"Very well then, now that team introductions are out of the way, it is my responsibility as your jounin sensei to tell you about the test that is to come." Upon seeing no looks of questioning from any of her students, Yuugao was surprised—hell, she even expected shock. Perhaps this will be an easy class to teach. "Seeing as I'm not hearing any objections, I shall get started: now normally, the bell test would be the standard test given to new genin—however, I do have a test in mind to see how the three of you work. Here's my situation; apparently, a ninja by the name of Hatake Kakashi constantly irritates the female shinobi population by reading a certain orange book filled with the smuttiest of words. For a moment, we rejoiced that he did not read that book in public (as it was rumored that it was stolen from him) right up until that lecherous worm went and bought himself a new copy! I want the three of you to steal that book from him by the time the test for his students is over…if you fail, then I am sending all three of you back to the academy for some better schooling, am I understood?"

Seeing Naruto grin with sincere confidence was enough to tell her everything. The fact that Meilan had shared that confidence was what sealed the deal for her. "No problem," said Naruto, "we'll have that book for you by the end of tomorrow."

Yuugao knew this to be a fact—in olden days, when Naruto was younger, he always made an effort to keep every promise he made. As she saw the true confidence in his face, she found herself wanting to test him. "All right then…I'll hold you to that. Now the test is likely to start at Training Ground 3 tomorrow morning—you have until sunset to get this done. You either come back to me with that book, or you don't come back at all. Do I make myself clear?"

At the nods she was seeing from all three students, Yuugao smiled. "Good…then we are dismissed for today!" Once all three students had risen, Naruto had sneezed twice.

"Something wrong Naru-kun?"

"Nah—I think somebody's talking about me…two somebody's if that's the case. By the way Kikyo-san, I wasn't kidding when I said you had a pretty scent; I'm picking up alder, a dash of fresh-cut grass, and most definitely pine oil off you."

Upon hearing that, Kikyo scoffed. "Who would talk about you in any fashion? And what do I care how I smell?" As she walked away, she was glad she had turned quickly. She didn't want Uzumaki or his big-breasted girlfriend to see how jealous she really was…she also didn't want either of them to see that she was blushing at Naruto's comment about her scent. The second she found herself a good distance away from her teammates, she let out a light, but most definitely giddy and girly giggle.

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[Meanwhile, at the roof of the Konoha Ninja Academy…]

So the day as a jounin instructor had started badly for him…it would be a bad day for you too if you were hit by five chalkboard erasers in total; but maybe he could salvage the day, and the good thing was that he had no demon-child to teach! He remembered the day that the Kyuubi no Kitsune hit Konoha—so many had died that night, and this included his beloved Rin…and Minato-sensei…and his wife…all of whom had been killed by that 'horny slut' as Kushina had playfully called her tenant once. Yes, he knew the Kyuubi was a woman…but that didn't matter—what he wanted more than anything in the world was to kill that demon slut for impersonating the son of his sensei. But all in all, he had work to do. "Now that we're here, why don't you take off your disguise Sasuke? I'm pretty sure nobody's going to see you…present company excluded of course."

The look of surprise that crossed the Uchiha-boy's face had made itself clear before Sasuke placed his hands together and said 'Kai', thus dispelling the genjutsu. When the smoke cleared up, Kakashi found that he was looking at an exact clone of Uchiha Tsukiko. With that thought put out of his mind, he let out a sigh. "Okay then, let's get to work. How about we start by getting to know each other? You know; your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future."

It was Sakura who had questions while the twins paid attention to their teacher. "Um, Kakashi-sensei, why don't you start so you can show us how it's done?"

With his infamous eye-smile, Kakashi sighed and settle back. "Since you asked so nicely, I'll start; my name is Hatake Kakashi. My likes? Don't feel like telling. My dislikes? None of your business. My hobbies? Not my place to tell. My dreams? Most definitely not your business."

All three students had looks on their faces that made their displeasure clear…but before any of them could retort, they had to remember that this was their teacher—he was likely to take them down quite easily. "Pinkie, you're up."

Upon hearing of her nickname, Sakura was about to gnash her teeth at the teacher, until she thought of all the perverted stuff her mistresses were going to do to her to calm herself down. She was a slave to their pleasures after all. "My name is Haruno Sakura. I like…" at this point, she looked at both of her mistresses. "My hobbies include reading, and…" she then looked to both her mistresses. "My dream…is kinda fulfilled in a way. I dislike Naruto-baka and Ino-shishi!"

Kakashi had to resist the urge to slam his palm into his face. Great…I've got a fan-girl! This is just perfect! And to top it all off, this is a lesbian fan-girl! What was Sarutobi-sama thinking when he put this team together? Ah well, too late to do anything about it now…I know! Maybe I can find a substitute for my 'Icha-Icha' series in the event it gets stolen again! If only I can time it just right… All perverted thoughts put out of his mind, Kakashi then turned to the twins. "Double-trouble, it's your turn!"

Both of the twins grinned at the teacher with mischief written across their faces. Before long, the two of them pulled each other closer together with one arm so that their breasts were squeezing against each other, and they both used the other hand to make them turn their heads to face the jounin—who was on the verge of having a fountain of blood erupt from his nose upon seeing the pose they were in. The twin on Kakashi's left started. "I am Satsuki…"

The twin on the right continued. "And I'm Tsukiko…

At this point, both twins spoke at the same time. "And we're the Uchiha twins. We don't have too many likes aside from our mother and a certain boy, and we have plenty of dislikes. Our hobbies are training in kenjutsu with our mother, practicing to get that boy into our grasp, playing pranks, and meditating. Our dream…no, our ambition is to kill that man, and to revive our clan with the boy we like at our side."

Upon hearing that she was nothing but practice to seduce that ignorant Naruto-baka, Sakura was a bit disheartened—but then again, she looked to the positive side; maybe she'll finally get to see why the two of them like him so much! Plus, it was both hot and cool the way they both listed out their dream. It was hot enough that she wanted to masturbate to seeing the two of them in that position the second she got home.

Kakashi on the other hand had different thoughts. Figures the two of them still want to kill him…although I suppose it works out—Itachi was a man that protected that demon slut, so he deserves to die. I help the twins get their revenge, and I may in turn have an easier path tomyrevenge! And the fact that I'm training a pair of Uchiha makes my vengeance all the easier. But for now, I will wait to see if they're worthy…and maybe by the time I'm done training the both of them, they'll see that mass-murdering bitch for what she really is before they make a mistake in marrying her!

"All right then, now that that's over with, I think it's my responsibility to tell you about the survival exam I'm going to have the three of you do."

All three students looked at the jounin with confusion in their eyes. As usual, it was Sakura who had the first question. "Survival exam? But Kakashi-sensei, I thought we already took care of that in the academy."

The ominous laugh that came from the teacher was what made her nervous. What he was about to say was going to bring down their self-esteem. "That exam was just to see who had the potential to be genin. The real exam will determine who is actually ready to be genin. And to be honest, the test has a 70% chance for failure. So if the three of you want to be ninja, you'll have to pass this exam I'm about to impart upon you. I want the three of you to meet me at Training Ground number 3 at eight sharp tomorrow morning. Oh, and don't eat breakfast; you'll just throw up." With that said, Kakashi shunshined away, leaving all three students with desperate looks on their faces—well, he left Sakura with a desperate look on her face. There was no way in hell she was going to fail and allow her mistresses to go on without her! The Uchiha twins simply had a look of confidence on their faces…with their teamwork, they'll make sure that Kakashi will think they're worth his time!

But for now, they would need their full strength—it wouldn't do to fight a war on an empty stomach after all…

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A/N: Sorry about revealing the Hyuuga girl's identity so soon, but I figured…screw it; add Hanabi to Naruto's harem, and allow Nami to be in Konohamaru's little harem if I can just get to him. The reason for that was because I wanted to give Hinata a legitimate reason to be angry with Kiba to the point of hating him. I'm also sorry for Kakashi-bashing (I like the guy too), but I really needed more specific characters to bash other than just Kiba, the majority of the civilians, some ninja, and Hiruzen (to a lesser degree).

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Songs Used:

"Sad But True" from "Resident Evil 5"—GSD vs Kimimaro

"Comedy" by Daisuke Ishiwatari from "Blazblue: Continuum Shift"—Preparing for the prank

"Arurian Dance" by Nujabes from "Samurai Champloo"—Team Yuugao introductions

"Kakashi's Theme" by Toshiro Masuda from "Naruto"—Team Kakashi introductions

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Vocabulary/Culture Notes:

Kana—this is the traditional Japanese writing systems; you have hiragana, katakana, and kanji, all being used together in the same written language.

Sashinunki Hakama—these are samurai pants that can be tied.