I couldn't believe it. We were finally going back to the human world. Ms. Nekonome was apparently gonna take us on a field trip or something for the club and I couldn't wait. I called up everyone from DMC to tell them the good news and where to be, as well as my good friends from the DWMA, even Black Star and Tsubaki, so I could rub in their faces that I was almost a Death Scythe. Still, as excited as I thought I was, that didn't measure up to Tsukune's. We were waiting for the bus; Damion casually leaning against a tree, I was doing one handed push-ups and Tsukune was pacing back and forth, always looking at his watch.
"Relax, man. It's gonna be here." Damion said.
"Hey, you." Moka called out.
Damion pushed off the tree, I went into a one-handed handstand before bending my back to land on my feet and Tsukune finally looked up and stopped pacing. "Oh, hey, you're here!" He said happily. Then he looked at her cute dress. "Whoa, Moka…" He said, stunned.
"Guys, you're early, we weren't supposed to meet for another half hour." She said.
"Got a little antsy I guess." I said.
"I, uh…" Tsukune said, but was basically speechless. (Wow, Moka looks incredible in that outfit!) He thought.
(Such a perv.) I thought, hitting him in the back of the head.
"I must look kinda weird, huh?" She asked.
"NO WAY, YOU LOOK AMAZING!" He blurted out, getting right up in her face.
"Down, boy." Damion said, pulling him back. "you do look great, though, Moka." Damion said.
"Yeah, not bad at all." I said, then looked up at the sky. "Oh, look, birds!" I said, pointing up to a hawk and an eagle.
"I am a hawk!" The hawk announced.
"I am an eagle! We must bird kung-fu!" The eagle said as they flew towards each other, shouting, only to both be knocked out of the air by a Ho-oh flying by (Rosario Vampire abridged reference. DragonMasterAssociation)
"You guys really think I look good?" She asked.
"Yes, I totally do!" Tsukune said.
"Yeah." Damion said, still holding Tsukune back.
"Yep." I agreed.
"I will eat your soul!" The scarecrow said.
"So, what are you planning on doing when you get back?" Moka asked.
"Well, hanging out with my friends I called to tell them I'm coming back for a bit, maybe hunting down a witch and becoming a full-fledged Death Scythe." I said.
"Oh…" Moka said, sad that I'd have to kill a witch to become a Death Scythe. Unbeknownst to us, however, the rosary flashed at that moment. (A Death Scythe, huh? They're supposed to be S class, just like me. I'll have to test that if he succeeds in his little endeavor.) Inner Moka thought from within her Rosary.
"Hey, are you ignoring me?! I'm a talking scarecrow, come on, you guys!" The scarecrow said.
"I hate that scarecrow. He's messin' with me, Moka, I just know it." I said.
"I will grind your bones into dust!" He shouted.
Moka looked at it and waved her arms above her head. "Ungodly Shia!" Is what it sounded like she said, then launched a giant purple ball at him.
"What the fuck?!" He shouted before it blew him up (Another reference from the same channel).
"Why haven't you done THAT before?" I asked.
"I can't believe our summer break FINALLY starts today. I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna be fun." She said.
"Yeah, too bad we only get 6 weeks apparently. Damn you, Japan." I said (Kidding, I love Japan).
"Yeah, I never thought we'd be doing anything like this." Tsukune said.
Flashback…
"A club trip?!" He said, shocked.
"Isn't that what she JUST said?" Damion said dryly.
That's RIIIGHT! And I've decided that for this year's summer trip, the Newspaper club is gonna go to the Human world!" Ms. Nekonome said happily. This came as a shock to all 3 of the human world inhabitants (Damion, Tsukune and myself), but Tsukune flipped out about it.
"Are you positive this is a good idea?" He asked in his usual pussy-bitch tone.
"Of course, it'll be fine as long as I'm with you!" She said, now slightly weirded out. Then she giggled nervously. "I'm hoping." She said.
"Ha! So you're not sure!" Tsukune said, freaking out again.
Back to now…
"You know, I'm a bit nervous?" Moka said.
"How's 'zat?" I asked, tuning back in and looking at her.
"I told you, about how I left the human world after Junior High School." She said.
"Oh, here we go." I said, pulling out my Centura (my cellphone, a Samsung Centura. I just call it a Centura for short and because it's amazing), tuning out and listening to Pandora internet radio as Skillet's Comatose came on (I actually pulled out my phone and went to Pandora, that's the first song that came up). "Oh, HERE WE GO! I love this song!" I said, jamming out with Nevan.
"…And how I hated humans the entire time…" She said.
"RACIST~!" I said in sing-song, still jamming, both of which Damion laughed at.
"Yeah, that's right. Are you concerned about going?" Tsukune asked.
"Yes, to be honest, I'm still worried about it. I'm really afraid of what might happen." She said.
"We're probably not gonna run into many people there~. You can just enjoy the time without a care~." I told her to the rhythm of the song.
"Besides, we're not gonna go around revealing our monster identities to everyone. People probably won't care anyway. They'll just go on about their day and not worry about us." Damion said.
"And if they do I'll kill 'em dead~ Nobody will ever now without their heads~" I still sang.
Then she realized what she said and flipped out, waving her arms above her head. "Oh, but I'm sure I'll be fine as long as I'm with you, guys! I'm looking forward to it a lot more than I'm worried about it, truthfully!" She said. Then she leaned into Tsukune.
"Moka…" He said.
"I'm not worried; you'll protect me, won't you?" She asked.
Of course, the perv was looking at her boobs. "Moka…" He said, somewhat stunned.
"Tsukune…" She fawned, then the two leaned in to kiss.
"Oh, good! She's finally with him and off me!" I said cheerfully.
"You know, some vampires take more than one mate." Damion smirked.
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." I said.
"Hold up!" Kurumu said as the two quickly separated.
"Hold on, you guys, wait for me!" Yukari said, rushing after Kurumu and Mizore. She caught up to them and got a pouty look on her face. "What do you two think you're doing, huh?!" She asked.
"Well, look who decided to come a bit prematurely!" Kurumu said.
"Can't leave 'em alone, can we?" Mizore said.
We all laughed a bit until we heard a bus horn. We all looked over to see the bus coming and Ms. Nekonome leaning halfway out of it. "Hey, guuuuuys~" She called happily.
"'bout time." Damion said.
"Yeah, I was getting bored waiting." I said, putting Nevan back in my pocket.
The bus pulled up to us as Ms. Nekonome spoke. "This is the Newspaper club's first trip to the human world, right?" She asked happily.
"It depends on what you mean. Damion, Tsukune and I live in the human world, but as a group, yes, this will be our first time." I said.
"Well, let's all be happy and have a great time!" She said.
"Yeah!" We all said.
"Hey, where's Gin?" Tsukune asked.
"He said he had to grab a few things, but I see his dust trail coming right now." I said, pointing.
He rushed in and quickly got on the bus. "Thank god, I finally finished those make-up classes! Let's go before I have to spend another minute with Ririko!" He said.
"Oh-ho-ho, her, huh?" I smirked, getting on the bus.
"Hey, Kurumu, didn't you have to do some make-up classes?" Yukari asked.
"Oh, you don't have to worry about that! I managed to finish all of my make-up classes!" She said, quickly getting Yukari and herself on the bus.
"More like managed to skip them, I bet." Mizore said.
"I believe it." Damion said, also getting on the bus.
As we pulled away and headed for the tunnel I heard Kurumu whisper something. "Yay me. Yahoohoo!" She giggled.
We were all chilling on the bus and I was kicked back, relaxed and listening to music like I was a king. "You can tell everybody. Yeah, you can tell everybody. Go ahead and tell everybody. I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man. Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am. I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man." I sang.
"Someone's in a good mood." Kurumu said, looking at me, sitting next to a sleeping Yukari.
"Of course. We're going to a place called Witch hill. That means there's probably a bunch of witches there, whose souls are ripe for the picking. And once I eat one I'll be the newest Death Scythe and everyone at the DWMA will have to kiss my ass." I said.
At that moment, we passed through the tunnel. Tsukune began tearing up, all emotional and leapt up, looking out the window. "I'm back home!" He said happily.
"Calm the hell down." I said.
"Someone's sure excited." Mizore said.
"Yeah, no kidding. What's that all about, you sound like a human?" Kurumu said.
"You know why? It's because he lived in the human world for so long! Right? Right?" Moka said.
"Uh, yeah, I guess I feel sort of attached or something." He said.
(Or because you ARE a human.) I thought.
"Well, I guess that type of thing can happen." Kurumu said, buying it.
We finally reached our stop and noticed a bunch of interesting people at said stop. Very familiar people who are close to me. For once in my life, I think I was feeling nostalgia…. Or just indigestion. "Oh, look at all those people there! Certainly an interesting bunch aren't they?" Ms. Nekonome said.
"Yeah, but who are they?" Moka said, nervously.
"Oh, relax. They're my friends. They're cool and collected, they're not just gonna spaz out and hurt you." I said, getting in front of everyone and getting off first. "Hey, good to see you everybody!" I said, spreading my arms out wide and stepping off, only for Nero to grab me by the throat. "Hey, Nero, I missed you, too! I'd hug you, but I can't reach and you're crushing my windpipe." I said, tapping out.
"What did you do with the Blue Rose?!" He demanded.
Everyone else got off the bus and was shocked by the spectacle, but Tsukune freaked out the most when he saw the Devil Bringer (for any Succubae reading the story, The Devil Bringer is Nero's right arm, which is demonic). "Holy crap! What's wrong with his arm!?" Tsukune screamed.
(Uh-oh.) I thought. "Tsukune, Ix-nay on the rm-ay. He's a little sensitive about that." I said.
Too late. Nero dropped me and drilled Tsukune right in the stomach (punched him really hard), then grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him into the air like Saizou did. "Do you have a problem with it?" He demanded.
"You pushed the arm button, Tsukune. You shouldn't 'a did that." I told him, then grabbed Nero's shoulder. "Alright, Nero, put 'im down. He's the human I told you about in the letter." I said, whispering the last part.
Nero growled, then let him go and I gave him back the Blue Rose. "Fine, but I'm kicking his ass next time." He snapped.
"Sai!" Lady said, walking up.
"Hey, babe!" I said, laughing and grabbed her around the waist, lifting her into the air, spinning and kissing her, much to her surprise and the fury of a certain blue-haired girl.
"When did you get so romantic?" She asked.
"When I haven't seen you for a month and an annoying harem won't leave me alone." I said.
"Sai, who are these people?" Moka asked worriedly.
"I suppose introductions are in order." I said, lining everyone up and giving them a Deadpool-like introduction. Starting first with Dante, I turned on a radio.
Who the fuck is that?!
He's a half-demon guy!
Who the fuck is that?!
He likes to fight crime!
Who the fuck is that?!
He hangs out with Sai!
Who the fuck is that?!
He'll never fuckin' die!
He's fuckin' Dante! (Fuckin' Dante!)
"Uh, Sai?" Dante said, then I moved on to Lady.
"Lady! My girl! Strong-willed! Independent! Hot! She totally digs me. And I understand that because I totally dig her, too. We met after me and Dante formed somewhat of a rivalry after our first meeting and he told her I was a demon so she came to kill me. But then, we talked and found out how much money Dante owed us both and together we got him to pay it up front." I said.
"Well, you've got some trouble, Lady, because Sai is mine!" Kurumu said, grabbing me.
"No, he belongs to me!" Moka said, tackling me.
"Hey, he's mine!" Yukari said, hugging me around the waist.
"Ha! And to think you used to have next to no luck with women!" Dante laughed.
"Oh, look who's talking." I said, firing up and blasting the girls off of me.
The next person to come up was Trish. "Trish does what she calls working behind the scenes. I call it going on the traitor. She used to be a servant of the demon lord Mundus to kill Dante, which makes her even hotter, but now she's one of the good guys at Devil May Cry. She'll come around." I said, whispering the last part, in other words joking she should try to kill Dante again.
"I heard that last part Sai." Dante said.
Next up was Black Star. "Black Star! Failure as an assassin and a massacre of the image of a ninja! He has the skills to be one of the best, but his cocky-ass attitude makes him fail ALL THE TIME! Pretty sad shit. He's a fun person to make fun of, though, so thanks, Funimation!" I said.
"Hey! How dare you! I'm the biggest start there is! The one and only Black Star!" He snapped, getting right up in my face.
"Have you looked in a mirror lately? You're the 6 shortest character in the show. We got Angela, Rachel, Little Ogre, Moquito, the fairies, then you." I said, to which Damion burst out laughing.
Next was Nero. "Nero! Him and me are the closest thing to brothers. Except he's dumb. And ugly. And he smells funny. He loves it when people ask him if they can borrow the Blue Rose. He's got that awesome demonic arm that can punch a hole through anything. Including my body when I piss him off." I said, then looked down at the massive fist through my stomach. "See?" I said as he pulled it out and the wound closed.
I was running out of intros, plus I had to introduce my friends from the bus, so I just improvised. "And that's Soul, Maka, Tsubaki, Death the Kid, Liz and Patty." I said, pointing to each of them. Then I noticed something. "Hey, where's Lance?" I asked.
"Well…" Dante said.
At the Cullen residence…
"I love you, Bella." Edward said.
"I love you Edward." She said. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. "What was that?" She asked.
"I'll go check." He said, walking to the door. "Who is it?" He demanded.
"Oh, you know…." The voice said from the other side. Suddenly, the door was kicked in, which sent it with Edward behind it into a wall, leaving him as a bloody stain. "A REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE." My brother said, then walked in, found Bella, unsheathed his sword and sliced her into a million pieces. He then got an evil grin on his face. "Life was good today." He said.
Back with us…
"I see." I said, then turned back to the yokai group. The introduction started with Kurumu. "Kurumu and I spend all the time at school together because she never leaves me alone. She's nothing special. Just your average brainwashing, sex-addicted succubus who is WICKED BLONDE! And unfortunately, she's into me." I said.
"Yeah, that's right! I'M his real girlfriend!" She said, grabbing my arm.
"No, you're not." Lady said, putting a pistol to her forehead (Kurumu's obviously).
The next was Mizore. "Ahh, the sweet Snow woman from up in the mountains. Mizore is colder than freezing rain in winter. She says shit like that. She can freeze people solid and turn her hands into ice claws. You know shit is gonna go down when she breaks out the ice claws." I said.
"Cold enough to do this." She said, freezing me solid.
"Well, that was cold." Dante smirked, shattering the ice with Ifrit, the fire gauntlets from the first game.
The next one was Moka. "Moka. A sweet, scary, multiple-personality vampire. This one can't do much, but her other form has super strength, super speed and can kick as hard as Nero can punch. Thank god she's sealed most of the time, it gets pretty scary when a red-eyed vampire keeps challenging you to fights. I'd kick her ass, though." I said, whispering the last part.
"I'm not that bad, am I?" Moka asked.
"Of course not, I'm just trying to think of stuff that sounds similar to the ones in Deadpool." I said.
Next we had Damion. "Damion! Branded as both hero and villain. Damion was once a badass assassin who has killing perfected. After becoming a vampire, Damion received all their abilities and awesome regenerative powers. And driven bat-shit crazy. Today he hangs out at Yokai Academy in search of fortune. And chimichangas!" I said.
"I'm gonna kick your ass, Sai." He said angrily.
Then we got to Gin. "Oh, Mr. Fasty-fast guy! He's an S class monster like me, but he never wants to go out for beers. He uses his werewolf speed to spy on women and take dirty pictures of 'em. I don't even want to think of what he uses 'em for. He's just evil. Eeeeeevviiiilll." I said.
"Hey, I got my good moments!" He said.
"What intro do I get, Sai?" Tsukune asked hopefully.
"Oh, yeah, that's Tsukune." I said, pointing at him over my shoulder with my thumb, uncaringly.
"What that's it!?" He said.
"What more do you want? You're a practically brain-dead, wussy-ass human who gets a nosebleed any time something even close to sexy happens." I said, to which the DMC gang burst out laughing.
"So, Sai, is it really true you're almost a Death Scythe?" Maka asked.
"Hell yeah. I have high hopes that I'll finally become one before this trip is over." I said.
"Even I gotta admit that's cool." He said.
"Yeah, I just hope I don't accidently eat a cat's soul and ruin it and have to start all over." I said, rubbing it in.
"Please stop." He said, hanging his head low.
"So embarrassing." Maka said, doing the same thing.
"Well, before that happens, why don't we just hang out like we were going to before." Moka said happily.
"Fine by me." I said.
Later, we all went to the beach to party. I was sunbathing with Lady, Dante was swimming along with Nero, Trish, Black Star and Tsubaki, Damion found a grill from somewhere and started making burgers and everyone else was playing that ball game where you have to keep the beach ball in the air.
"So, you're not afraid of the human world?" Yukari asked Tsukune (They must've missed my intro for him).
"No, not all." He replied.
"Wow! Tsukune you're incredible!" She said.
"I don't think you know the meaning of that word." I told her.
"You like teasing that guy, huh?" Lady asked.
"Not so much teasing as totally bagging on him." I said.
Moka dove for the ball at one point and knocked it into the air, hitting the ground herself.
"Whoa! Moka are you okay?" Tsukune asked, hitting it back quickly, then checking on her.
"Oh, yeah. I just got a massive pile of sand up my swimsuit, that's all." She said.
"That's never fun." I said.
"Especially if you're a girl." Lady said.
Finally, Kurumu kept stealing the ball from Yukari and teased her when she pouted about it. "That's enough, this means war!" Yukari snapped.
"Oh, please, do you really think I'm scared of a little girl? If you want some, BRING IT." She said, slamming the ball back to Tsukune when she said bring it.
Yukari was getting pretty competitive now and was even going to use magic for a super shot against Kurumu. "Yukari no!" Tsukune said, stopping her, at the expense of getting slammed to the ground. "You know, you're not supposed to use magic in the human world." He said.
She started laughing at that point, sticking out her tongue. "Oops, I guess I got carried away." She giggled.
At that moment I got a conference call from Dante and all of the DWMA kids and they asked the same thing. "Are you sure she's okay?" They asked.
"She's just a little kid, she just needs to learn to control her temper better." I said.
Not too far off, Ms. Nekonome wouldn't leave a sushi guy alone, looking at all of his fish. "Can I help you with something?" The guy said. She merely squealed happily over the fish he hadn't cooked yet. "Thos fish are raw." He said.
"Rowr! To be completely honest, I like them better that way." She said.
"Good thing that suit is so tight. Her tail might pop out otherwise." I said.
"What tail?" Lady asked.
"She's a neko." I explained.
Later, everyone decided to go for a swim except for Damion and Moka. I even went in, albeit on a floaty thing like an air mattress. "I'm glad you found a way to swim with us." Lady said, swimming next to me.
"Like I'd miss any time to be with you." I said. We leaned in to kiss again, but suddenly I heard a gunshot and air hissing. I looked to see Nero had shot a hole in the side of my floaty. "Nero, you son of a bitch!" I blubbed, sinking under the water.
After a quick trip to the beachside hospital, we fund a sunflower field and went to investigate. "Well, maybe it's just me, but all there is here is a lot of flowers." Dante said, shrugging.
"Wow! Look at all of them!" Moka said in awe.
"Beautiful, isn't it, Sai?" Lady asked.
"Yeah. The only thing that could make this even better is if an evil witch popped out for me to kill." I said.
"Ha! Looks like you're not gonna become a Death Scythe after all! I knew it! No one can beat the great Black Star-!" Black Star started ranting until I punched him in the face. "Ow, you bastard! You punched me in the-!" He snapped before I punched him again. "Ow! You did it again!" He snapped and I punched him again. "Ow! Stop it! STOP IT-!" He whined before I punched him again. "Ow, dammit!" He said, holding his face. (What did Sid say to do in this situation?!) He wondered.
A flash to Sid. "Black Star, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to-" He said, but I punched Black Star in the face again.
"Ow, he cut off Sid!" He said.
"Okay, Sai, I think that's enough." Tsukune said weakly.
"Hello? What is this?" Damion said, looking around. "I sense a witch's soul nearby and it's NOT Yukari." I said.
"Mine, mine, mine mine mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine-mine!" I said, rushing through the field, searching left and right.
"Why are you looking for a witch?" Yukari asked.
"Not breaking it to her, not it!" I said, raising my hand.
In the end it was Maka, who already created a Death Scythe anyway, to break it to her. "Dammit." She muttered under her breath, then turned to Yukari. "Yukari, I'm sorry to tell you this, but Sai is a Demon Weapon, trying to become a Death Scythe. In order for him to do that, he needs to kill a witch and eat her soul. But we only look for evil witches. Witches like you or our friends Angela Leon and Kim Diehl are okay." She said.
Yukari was shocked at this, looked at all of us, then ran away. "Yukari, wait!" I called, about to go after her, but Damion stopped me.
"Wait." He said.
"What, are you insane?! She's a little kid! Witch or not, who knows what people might try to do to her." I said.
"She needs time to herself right now." He said.
"Fine. Who know, with any luck, she might be the bait to draw out the bigger fish and then…." I said, turning my arms into katana blades up to the elbow and running them across each other.
Later at night…
Yukari stood on the top of the hill looking down at the sunflower field. "Witch hill, huh? I wonder if a witch really lives here. Maybe she's like me?" She wondered, when suddenly she saw a figure. She raised her wand, but then the moon came from behind the clouds to light the area, revealing a woman.
"No need to look so frightened, my little witch friend." She said, stepping into the light to completely reveal herself. "My name is Ruby. I'm a witch just like you. We're the same, you and I, Yukari." She said, pulling out her wand, which looked menacing compared to Yukari's.
"How do you know my name?" She asked.
"You came up this afternoon. I've been watching you ever since. Never once did I imagine I'd run into another witch. I wanna ask you something. You see, I would really like to become your friend, if you want." She said, almost shyly.
Meanwhile, back where we are…
"I sense a friendship speech. DESTROY." I said, turning my arms into blades again and walking off.
Back with the bitches- I mean! Witches…
"You'd really be my friend?" Yukari asked.
Ruby then livened up. "Oh! So we can, then, right!?" She asked, running up and hugging Yukari.
"Ruby, you-" Yukari choked out, being held a little too tight.
"You and I are both witches, so we should be best friends." She said, to which Yukari nodded.
"More annoying friendship speeches? Please. And Yukari, didn't your parents ever teach you not to talk to strangers?" I asked, putting one hand on my hip, accidentally stabbing myself since it was still a blade. "UGH!" I exclaimed in minor pain.
"Demon weapon! First you threatened Yukari, now you're here for me?! Well, I won't let you take her, me or my mother! And you will never stop our plans to wipe out the humans." Ruby snapped.
"Well, well, well. You just gave me the confession I needed. Witch Ruby, your soul is that of an evil witch that I now claim." I said, getting ready to rush in.
"Sai, wait!" Tsukune called out as they all rushed in from nowhere.
"Oh, fantastic, now you're here! What next, you're gonna say I can't kill her?!" I said.
"That's exactly what I'm gonna say! Just give her a chance!" He pleaded.
"Not a chance! Now stay out of my way or I may just go kishin and take YOUR soul!" I said threateningly, putting a blade to his throat, then turning back to Ruby.
"Devour him, my pets!" She said, waving her wand and making giant plant monsters rush at me.
"MORTAL KOMBAT!" I said, rushing in, slashing them to bits effortlessly with Baraka's fighting style. I finished them quickly and turned my attention to Ruby. "Now it's your turn, witch!" I said, pointing on arm at her.
"Sai, no, wait!" Yukari said, stepping between her and I.
"Yukari. Stand aside." I said, cocking my head, indicating for her to get out of the way.
"Just let me handle this!" She said, turning to Ruby. "Ruby, I've decided that I can't stay here with you. I have friends that I care about-" She said.
"If this is a friendship speech, I'm killing you and taking your soul." I said, glaring at her.
"It would be the last thing you ever do." Maka said, putting Soul's blade up to my throat.
"She's a witch, but she's pure-hearted. You cannot have her soul." Kid said, putting Liz and patty's barrels up to my right temple.
I felt a small prick in my back and turned enough to see Black Star had Tsubaki in Ninja Blade mode, pressed against my spine.
"Hmph. Fine." I said, withdrawing my blades.
"Sorry." Yukari said with a bow, turning away.
"Oh, that wasn't so bad. I thought it was gonna be episode 3 all over again." I said, calming down.
"Guess that's it. Yukari seems fine now, huh?" Tsukune said.
"Hey, you went looking for Yukari, then when you didn't come back I got really worried something happened to you so I got everyone else to come get you." Moka said.
"Moka…" Tsukune said, blushing.
"Tsukune…"
"NOOOOOOO…" I said, instantly agitated again.
They two of them went to kiss when suddenly, Tsukune was impaled in the side by vines and fell to the ground, looking dead. "Oh, my god! She killed Tsukune!" Damion said.
"You bastard!" I said, then thought. "Wait, no, nevermind. You're cool." I said.
"I will bring Yukari home with me. Because it's my wish. And also her ladyship demands it." Ruby said.
"We gotta kill her now, don't we?" I asked, looking at Damion.
"She just killed a human and she plans to kill more, so yes." He said as I went into weapon form.
"Tsukune… Please, no. NOOOOOOO!" Moka screamed, then suddenly, in a burst of monster energy, Inner Moka appeared, even with the rosary still attached.
"Impossible! That intimidating energy! It's stronger than even Stein or Spirit. Maybe even Vegeta, even as a Super Saiyan 2!" I said in pure shock.
"We… Are… Fucked." Damion said.
Moka rushed in and with a massive blast of monster energy, everyone was sent flying and it all went black…