We arrived back at the one place we didn't want to go (Or at least Damion and I didn't) Yokai Academy, for our Sophomore year. "Well, here we are again: You going back to the school for I don't know what and me conned into going once again, only this time with offers of a night of luxury with my girlfriend." I said to Damion.
"Well, it adds a bit more excitement with you here." Damion said. "By the way, what did you do to keep construction workers off Witch Hill?" He asked.
"I… Improvised." I said.
Back at Witch Hill…
Construction workers were baffled and creeped out by the wooden gate wrapped with razor wire that had various warning signs, such as "Guests only, no developers", "Private property, construction forbidden" and my favorite "trespassing developers and construction workers will be castrated by ghosts… who will then rape your soul… Then feed it to a demonic Rottweiler from hell, cursing your soul to forever be a burning pile of dog shit".
"Come on, guys. It's just a fake." The leader said, kicking in the door meant for hikers and your average passerby, only to be met by that evil robot from Robocop (the original).
"Halt! First request: Present identification." It said.
"Uh, okay." The construction worker said, showing the robot his ID and construction pass.
"Construction workers are forbidden to enter! Destroy!" It said, open firing.
"I'm a freakin' genius!" I laughed.
Back to us…
"The start of our second term. I don't know if I'm more happy or more nervous this time around. I'm having really mixed feelings about it." Tsukune said.
"Why would you be happy? We're here to suffer yet another year of having to constantly save your ass and get hurt because of it. It took me 7 hours for that arm to regrow after saving you from the mermaids." I said darkly.
"And if anything, you should be more nervous, because our enemies could have only gotten stronger." Damion said.
"Do you guys have to say it like that?" He asked, now scared.
"Tell me something," Moka said, "Traveling to the human world, none of you ever once went to visit your parents. Was that okay?" She asked.
"My parents are dead." Damion said darkly.
"And I live in America; therefore, that's where my parents live. And Ms. Nekonome wouldn't let me leave the country." I said.
"They could've come to see you. Can't they fly like you can?" Tsukune asked.
"I thought we agreed not to talk about the hindsight, Tsukune." I said.
As for Tsukune, he remembered when we were in the human world and he tried to call his family on his pink flip phone (Ha! What a sissy!). The phone started ringing and his mother picked up. "Hello? Aono residence." She said.
"Hey, mom." He answered.
"Oh, hi, sweetie! You're on Summer break, right? So when are you coming home?" She asked.
I interrupted the flashback for a minute. "You know, in all honesty, you should've went to see your folks. Let them know you care. Not be like 'hey, I haven't seen you for months, now that I have the chance… I don't think I will.'" I said.
Back to the flashback…
"That's what I'm calling about." He said.
"Oh?" She asked.
"I'm actually already back in town, but I didn't have time to drop by the house on this trip." He said.
"You're in town right now, why don't you go see her?" I asked, leaning up against a street light, having to be there because Nekonome said we should always stay in groups so we can't get abducted or whatever and I had to go because it was down to me or Damion and he pulled the 'you're a Death Scythe, it's your job to protect humans' card. "And she calls you 'sweetie?' How much of a baby can you be? I've gotten to the point where my parents only call me by my name, 'buddy', 'son' or 'my boy.'"
"Well, I guess I can forgive you as long as I know you're doing okay." She said.
"Uh-huh. Don't worry, I'm doing great." He said as the bus rolled up. "I've made tons of friends in school and I've joined the newspaper club." He told her.
"When you say friends, you don't include me, right? You'd be lying if you told her that." I said, stepping on as the bus driver opened the doors and I stepped on before the bus even came to a complete stop.
"We work together to write the school paper. And we have a lot of fun making it." He said.
"On that we agree. It's funny to read what Kurumu and Moka make up or get wrong about the human culture and I do love writing my arson articles." I said.
"I'm having a total blast, mom." He said.
"Did you say 'blast?' I can help with that!" I said, pulling out a bazooka.
End flashback…
He looked back over to Moka to see she was right in his face, causing him to jump back like a bitch. "Pussy." Damion and I said at the same time. "Jinx. You owe me a soda!" I said.
"Jynx! Jynx!" Tsukune's Jynx he surprisingly managed to catch cried, popping up behind me.
"Bitch, shut up!" I demanded.
"Tsukune, what are you spacing out about?" She asked.
"Oh, it's nothing." He said.
"Okay." She said, then it looked like she was yawning and blushing, but then looked at Tsukune, looking hungry. "I'm sorry, seeing you I just can't help myself." She said, tackling him and drinking his blood.
"Oh, not again!" He cried out.
"Walk it off, you pussy." I told him, then looked at Damion. "Hey, if Moka finds it so irresistible and wants to drink it all the time, how come you aren't drawn to and try to drink Tsukune's blood?" I asked.
"Something called self restraint and I only drink the blood of women not a pansy ass human vending machine who can't fight or defend himself." He said, to which I laughed.
Later, in the printing room…
We were printing off papers like mad. "Our first issue since Summer break ended and it's turning out nicely, huh?" Tsukune asked.
"It sure is!" Yukari said, nodding.
"Indeed. I decided to do something different this time around and typed my arson articles in bold to draw more attention to them." I said, pointing it out.
"Sai, do you only worry about your arson articles?" Moka asked.
"What else is there to worry about? And don't act like you don't do the same thing. Tsukune obsesses over his articles all the time and Damion only reads his and Mizore's articles." I said.
"I think the real highlight is about the feature article on the latest fashions in the human world. The girls on campus will love it." Moka said excitedly.
"Uh-huh! Of course they will and that's because I wrote it!" Kurumu said.
"See?" I asked, turning the paper to find her article. Damion and Tsukune hovered over my left (Tsukune) and right (Damion) shoulders to look at the article as well and at the same time, all 3 of us deadpanned and got that dark anime expression over use (I mentioned it in chapter 7 when I was sad Mizore didn't like my articles).
(Dark tan? And loose socks?!) Tsukune shouted in his mind.
(That went out of style years ago!) Damion also said.
(This is kinda sad.) I thought.
I looked at Damion, then at Tsukune, then Damion and Tsukune exchanged glances before the 3 of us turned around. "You think we should tell them?" I asked.
"No doubt. If anyone reads that and tries it, they'll be a laughing stock. Then they'll come back and sue us for false advertising." Damion said.
"You sure it won't hurt Kurumu's feelings?" Tsukune asked.
Me and Damion deadpanned again, exchanged a glance, then looked back at him. "We don't care." I said.
"Yeah, Kurumu, these fashion styles died out before we were born." Damion said, turning around to face her.
"Yeah, you could try harder. And you made a lot of typos, too." I said, mostly to hurt her feelings and push her away more, as even Lady's death threats and putting a pistol to her head didn't make her change her mind about me being her destined one.
"Sai… How could you…" She said, running out crying.
"Score: Sai: 1278, Kurumu: NOTHING!" I said, writing it down in my notepad.
Unfortunately, I had my back to the door and she came back in and jumped on my back, wrapping her legs around my waist and her arms around my neck. "Oh, my darling, Sai, I just can't stay mad at you!" She said, nuzzling into me and I did the anime waterfall tears thing, before I remembered my pepper spray.
"Wow, guys. Look at all the content we have. I'm really impressed." Tsukune said, looking at the paper.
"Yeah, so am I." Mizore said, popping up from nowhere behind Damion, scaring even him.
"Hey, Mizore." He said after collecting himself.
"Hey, now, since we know each other well enough, from now on, why don't you refer to me as your 'little snow bunny.'" She said, pushing herself into him, throwing her arms over his shoulders.
"Little snow bunny?" I asked, looking at her weird, but then backed away when the couple gave me a menacing Death Glare.
"If you two are done, we still have a lot more issues to print, so let's go!" Kurumu said in a very take charge tone.
"Wow, you're really worked up about this aren't you?" Mizore asked.
"Of course I am." She replied, grabbing my arm. "It's because it was put together by me and Sai." She said, nuzzling my arm until I maced her again.
"Now, that's not quite true, Kurumu. You know it was a group effort." Moka said, wagging her finger at Kurumu, who laughed nervously.
"No kidding." Yukari added.
"You know, at first I thought you guys were just a clique and a weird one at that, but then I thought this newspaper club wasn't half bad." Mizore said.
"Oh, my gods, Mizore is opening up, it's the sign of the apocalypse, we're all gonna die." I said, panicking until Damion punched me in the face again.
"Alright, guys, we've still got a little time before class, so let's hand these out, huh?" Tsukune asked, to which we all agreed.
Out at the front gate…
"Square! Get your paper here!" Some girls called.
"It's the debut issue of the Yokai Square, folks!" Another girl called.
"It's Super exciting and filled with lots of informative articles!" Another girl said.
"And our first article has a special feature on the human world!" The last girl said.
"Awesome! It's printed in color, too!" One guy said, reading it.
"Yeah, and it's got swimsuit photos!" Another guy said, blushing.
"As always, the 3 of us are the only guys not being pervs." Damion said, then looked at Tsukune. "I meant the 2 of us: Sai and I." He corrected.
"Whoa! The latest fashion from the human world!" One girl said, walking by.
"So tulip patterns and belt bottoms are all the rage, huh?" Her friend asked, also walking by.
"Just what the hell are they all reading?" Kurumu said, going up to the girls passing them out.
"It looks like it's that Yokai Square." Yukari answered.
"Color, huh?" I said, putting up a chibi poster of the Newspaper club in front of our stand that said "One moment, under renovation."
The rest of the club looked on baffled as they could only hear the noises from behind the poster: A saw, a jackhammer, a regular hammer, scissors cutting through paper, a buzz saw, a power drill and an automatic car lock. "Sai, what are you doing back there?" Tsukune said, tapping on the poster like he was knocking on the door, but then the poster suddenly fell forward onto him. It then revealed a new tricked out booth with lots of posters and images from the paper and of each member of the newspaper club (Inner Moka included) In a badass pose, which everyone nearby marveled at.
I however, was still faced away from the group, but then wiped sweat off my face and turned around, holding out one of our new and improved papers. "Behold!" I said dramatically, showing them a paper with pizzazz: awesome colors and designs, cool pictures in color with nothing but up to date information and, once again, each article showed a picture of the person who wrote it that looked simply badass… Except Tsukune, because you CAN'T make him look badass. For example: Above my article was a picture of me with a massive fire behind me with my hands on fire and rose up to the sky, above Damion's article was a picture of some poor, unsuspecting dude with Damion about to drop down on him, Assassin's Creed style.
"I am thoroughly impressed." Damion said, reading it.
At that moment, everyone else also began to swarm our booth. "That's right folks! Get your issue of the Yokai Gazette in the next 5 minutes and I'll throw in a copy of my new video game: Fire of the Blade, absolutely free!" I said, then leaned close to the fourth wall with one hand on the side of my face so people couldn't hear or see what I was saying. "Only for PS3." I said, leaning back.
"When did you have time to make your own video game?!" Damion asked.
"Well, it's mostly a collection of hacked games like Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Deadpool, Ninja Gaiden and Devil May Cry, but I'm the main character of the games instead of their actual main characters. The other half is fighting games I added myself in, like Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Dead or Alive and Playstation Allstars: Battle Royale." I explained.
Kurumu turned around from giving the other newspaper people crap to see the success of our booth, before turning back to them smugly. "Well, looks like we win after all. So have fun with your little unofficial Newspaper that no one cares about." She said, walking back.
"It is an official club." A girl smirked, walking up behind Kurumu.
"Who are you?!" She demanded.
"Me? I'm Kato. The Super Newspaper Club President." The girl said.
"What the hell is that?" Kurumu asked.
"There's already a Newspaper Club." Tsukune said.
"We've got permission from the school and we're an officially recognized club!" Kato said, holding up a pass to certify it.
"Let me see that." I said, taking it and reading it… Then burning it. "Not anymore." I smirked.
"Up top!" Damion laughed as we high 5'd.
"You'll pay for that!" She said, throwing a kick at my head, which I didn't even bother to stop. I let it connect and it didn't even phase me. I easily held back against the force and flicked my head back in the opposite direction of her kick and made her spin in place seven times before she passed out.
"Death Scythe for the win!" I said.
Later we talked to Ms. Nekonome and she confirmed that only the most popular Newspaper club would survive and Kurumu took it as a personal challenge. "If they want a challenge than bring it!" She said.
"Hold on, we have to talk to Gin before we can do anything." Tsukune said.
"He's right, he is our club president after all." Moka said.
"Who cares what that perv thinks?! I bet you any money he's probably off with a camera somewhere peeping on girls!" She snapped.
Meanwhile, on the roof…
Gin had some type of camera sniper rifle and was peeping on girls until he saw the other Newspaper club in a black outfit. "It's them." He said, watching as they went into a door marked "public Safety Commission."
Back with us…
"I can't believe what Kurumu's planning on doing to sell Newspapers. Is that even legal on Campus?" I asked, playing Mortal Kombat as myself against Damion, who was using Goro.
"Dressing up like slutty maids and offering cookies to win votes, I don't think so. The cookies are possibly a bit of a stretch but the outfits take it too far." Damion said, then tried to throw an uppercut, but I stopped that with my Fire Sniper move (I blast the opponent to the other side of the arena with an incredibly powerful and compact fire shot). "Dammit! Not the fatality, no, NO!" He screamed as I initiated it, laughing evilly, both in and out of the game.
I made a fire in each one of my hands, both of which raised into Serpent dragons made of fire and spun around Goro, viciously attacking him until he was nothing but a charred skeleton with some patches of brunt flesh left, then I let out a low growl.
"Sai wins. Flawless Victory. Fatality!" I announced.
"So, the girls are dressed up as maids? Where can I find them?" Gin asked at that moment. Damion then punched him in the face. "In all seriousness, though, I do need to talk to the whole club." He said, holding his presumably broken nose, drawing all of our attentions.
Back at Cafeteria…
Kurumu and Yukari almost successfully won over the votes until the other club showed up in revealing swimsuits. "For everyone who gets there issue of the Yokai Square, you'll receive these special and oh so sexy pictures of us, they're free for subscribers!" The girl from their club with long black hair and red eyes said, showing the pictures.
"Just don't use them for any 'funny' purposes, okay?" One of the other girls asked (You're giving a bunch of pervs pictures of you in a swimsuit, what the hell else would they use them for).
Nobody was looking at the Yokai Gazette anymore. "Can they even do that?!" Kurumu said, freaked out.
"Regardless if they can or can't wear revealing outfits, they are." Yukari said.
"But you guys are sexy, too!" Kou said, then started crying. "It's sad you don't see this, whee~" He said, flying off.
"So tell me guys, which issue of the school's paper do you find interesting?" The girl asked.
"The Yokai Square of course!" All the guys shouted.
"We can't let them get away with this, Yukari!" Kurumu said, turning to face the young witch. "We need some sexier outfits!" She said, but was shocked to see some fat pedo getting closer and closer to Yukari while she was crying.
"You're so cute, I'd take you any day over those buxom bikini girls, a sweet little luscious girl like you-" He said, then we couldn't hear the rest because we focus in on Yukari crying and getting overly creeped out until she finally ran away.
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" She screamed, running away.
"Hey, Yukari, hold on, wait!" Kurumu screamed, waving to her. She gave up when she realized the young witch wouldn't come back, then glared at the pedo, before kicking him in the face.
I showed up at that moment with Fire and Ice (the new guns Dante gave me, it's the best names I could think of) drawn, aimed at the guy. "My pedo senses were tingling." I said, blasting him into oblivion, then aimed at the other guys in front of the Yokai Square girls. "Each subscriber for the Yokai Gazette is one less ass to be capped today." I said, putting them away as the guys came rushing back.
Back at our clubroom after (inexplicably) owning the Square in terms of votes and subscribers, where Kurumu was now trying to calm down Yukari. "That guy was so creepy." Yukari said, still rubbing her eyes.
"It's okay, Yukari, don't cry. Now, let's get back to passing out papers." Kurumu said.
"I think we are set after today." I said.
"You mean we're still gonna keep at it?" She asked.
"Yeah! We'll be in skimpy bikinis, too, but our will be skimpier than theirs!" Kurumu said fiercely.
"Why do I feel this is only gonna lead to trouble?" I asked.
"I'd like to see that, but no." Gin said as the other 5 members of the club came in.
"Court is in session." I said.
"Sorry, but we didn't feel good about this so we spoke to Gin." Tsukune said.
"He is club captain." Moka said.
"And for once, he has something useful to say." Damion said.
"This is one we're gonna have to lose. Nothing good can come from taking these guys on." Gin explained.
"When did you become taller than the doorway?" I asked him (It's true. In that shot, his head goes up above the doorway).
"Are you nuts?! Those talentless twits! All they do is wear skimpy bikinis and flaunt themselves!" Kurumu shouted.
"And you don't?" I asked.
"Yeah, you were gonna do the exact same thing, so isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?" Yukari asked until Kurumu spanked her once and she started bouncing up and down in pain.
"I'm more worried about who's behind them. And that would be the security committee." Gin said.
"Security committee?" Damion and I asked.
"Who would they be?" Mizore asked.
"Well, in a nutshell, they're basically a more violent version of a disciplinary committee. They're all about fighting first and asking questions later." Gin said.
"My kind of people. Where do I sign up?" I asked.
"They claim that they're just keeping the peace and taking the bad guys down, but student police would be a better name for them." He continued.
"Police? Nevermind. Too many rules and too easy to corrupt. Like Gotham." I said, then turned to the fourth wall. "That's right, I took a low blow at the police force of that rotting hellhole of a city, up yours, Batman." I said, turning back.
"Student police?" Tsukune asked.
"But we haven't done anything wrong. Why us, Gin?" Moka asked.
"The same thing that always happens. Just like Sai said, once the so called security committee got a taste of power, they started getting more and more corrupt." He said.
"Not my type of people. I stick to my morals." I said.
"The committee is just a sham now and they use force to get whatever they want. They're nothing but a bunch of thugs extorting cash from other students." He continued.
"Well then, we're just gonna have to kick their ass, goin' back-to-back crane style on this one!" I said, doing a crane stance.
"It's hard to believe a group as criminal as that would be allowed on campus." Moka said.
"An error I can correct." I said in my Kratos voice.
"As for why they're targeting us, the Yokai Gazette is becoming more and more popular, so I'm guessing our little paper is becoming a thorn in their side." Gin said.
"Oh, boohoo. They cross us, I'll give them an even bigger thorn in their side." I said, pulling out a thorn as big as the table I got when we fought the plant monsters.
"The guy's talking sense." Damion said, pointing at me.
"Yeah, between you, Sai, Damion and Moka, you guys are all S class and you could take that club down. Besides, if there is a club like that, isn't it our job as a Newspaper club to expose what they're doing?" Tsukune asked.
"Yeah, you hit the nail right on the head, Tsukune!" Yukari cheered.
"I don't like him, Gin, but the kid makes a point." I said.
"Yeah, that's right, all we need to do is keep hammering away at them with article after article!" Kurumu shouted.
Gin's face was dark and expressionless. "Gin, what is it?" Tsukune asked as Gin slammed his hand down on the stack of papers.
"We're not going to debate this anymore. All these papers are going in the incinerator and that's the end of it. Got it?" He said, about to storm out.
"To think I write articles about incineration and now they're going to be incinerated." I said.
"No, wait!" Tsukune said, turning to face Gin.
"But, Gin, we worked so hard on it." Moka said.
"How bad of guys could they be for you to give up on this club so easily?" Damion asked.
"You heard what I said." He responded.
"But it doesn't make any sense!" Kurumu argued.
"Just do what I said. That's an official club decision." He said, walking out.
"These guys must be bad if they can intimidate Gin: An S class monster." I said.
"Gin's a coward. We could take them on with no issue at all." Damion said.
"Still, let's not argue with him. Sai, why don't you and Kurumu get rid of the papers." Tsukune said as the rest of them left.
"Wait, no, don't leave me alone with her!" I pleaded, reaching back for them as she tackled me.
Later, at the incinerator…
We carried all the boxes out and Kurumu began crying. "Hey, Sai, let's just go hand these papers out right now." She said.
"We have to incinerate them. Gin's club president, so he tells us what to do." I said.
"Who cares? These newspapers. You don't realize how precious they are to me, Sai." She said, hugging them tightly and crying onto them.
"They're precious to me, too. We put in effort as a group and as friends to make these. Oh, dear gods, I almost made a friendship speech! Anyway, also, I put in a lot of hard work on the arson articles, too. I don't want to see them burned, but if these guys are as bad as Gin makes them sound it may not be a good idea to mess with them. At least until WE know who we're dealing with." I said.
"It's because I made them with you. They're something that you and I created together. The thought of having to burn what we created is just too much. I can't do it." She said, still crying.
I honestly felt bad enough to the point I wasn't gonna be an ass to her and I actually held her close. "I understand. But you need to understand as well. Damion, Moka or I could handle these chumps, but Gin, Mizore, Yukari and Tsukune, especially Tsukune, they'd make minced meat out of you. If I let Tsukune get killed by these guys, I'd have to answer to more heat than Bill Clinton after his scandal in the White House. And I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I let the rest of you guys get hurt. Any time an innocent gets hurt or killed on my watch, it's more than I can take. I remember there was a time when a demon attacked a woman and I couldn't save her, I cut one of my hands off for it." I said.
"Sai…" Kurumu said in disbelief, not knowing I actually cared.
Suddenly, we heard laughter behind us and turned to see the Super Newspaper Club, or at least the first 3 members, not Kato. "Oh, look, it's the 3 bitches, Hairy, Burly and Joe." I smirked, standing up and crossing my arms, the new badass fighting stance I created.
Suddenly, the first took weird handstand poses and started spinning. "Oh, Mistress!" The first one called.
"These two are still planning on passing out their crappy Newspaper to everyone." The next one snitched.
"Unleash your divine wrath upon them!" The last one suggested.
"Da fuq?! This anime is getting ridiculous." I said.
"You guys again!" Kurumu snapped.
"And who's this mistress?" I asked.
Suddenly, a strand of silk like the move String shot grabbed the papers in Kurumu's arms and yanked them away from her. They were then yanked back to Kato, who was standing on some type of Spider Web. "These papers weigh so little, I guess they really are light on content." She said.
"How dare you! I put in about as many words into my arson column as I do a chapter of this Fanfiction!" I snapped. She suddenly lowered herself down with more webbing, down to her subordinates who kneeled before her. "Huh. You know, I think you just solved my problem on what to do with Tsukune." I said.
"Good job, girls, thanks for keeping an eye on them." She said to the girls.
"We live to serve you, mistress!" They said at once.
"You HAVE to show me how to do that! I could FINALLY get Tsukune to stop his whining." I said.
"What the hell!? Why did you have them watching us?!" Kurumu demanded.
"That's an excellent question. And why do you want to make life in our club living hell?" I demanded, still having my arms crossed, now just turned sideways.
"You two are full of questions. I guess Ginei Morioka hasn't told you about it, has he?" She asked.
"He mentioned something about how you've got that pussy-ass disciplinary committee on your side, but not much more. For a News reporter, it's hard to get info from that guy." I said.
"How dare you insult the disciplinary committee! As for what he didn't tell you, it doesn't matter. From this point on you and your little newspaper club are done." She said.
"We'll just see about that. We'll also have to see if my kung-fu is stronger than your kung-fu!" I said, taking a fighting stance and waving my hand as a taunt to say 'come on'. "Probably is." I added.
"Our club is not done! And those are our papers so give them back!" Kurumu demanded.
Suddenly, she looked pissed. "What did you say?! Who exactly do you think you're talking to here you peon?!" She said, throwing our papers in a fire.
I looked, then growled and turned back at her. "She was talking to a bitch who needs to learn just how fucked she's made herself!" I snapped, then smirked. "Then again, whoever you're fucking in the Disciplinary Committee probably shows you that every night." I taunted.
"How dare you! I'm going to make you suffer!" She said, throwing off her school uniform to reveal a different black one, then turning into her monster form, a bunch of spider legs coming from her ribs.
"Just look how NOT intimidated I am." I said, still having my arms crossed. Then looked around for Kou to explain. "Hey, Kou, a little tip here, please?" I called out.
"Sorry! Kato here is actually a Gerogomo. A ginormous spider monster from Japanese folklore who can also take the form of a woman, whee~!" He said, then flew off.
"Those are our papers!" Kurumu said, going for them.
"Not anymore, they're gonna burn!" Hairy said (the black-haired one with red eyes) Said, grabbing her.
"They're gonna burn!" Burly (the orange haired one with shoulder-length hair and red eyes) said.
"Those are our mistress' orders!" Joe (the last one) said.
"Kurumu, it's too late now. Just take down her little appetizers! The main course is mine." I said in a twisted, crazy tone.
"So that's your true identity, huh?! I know who you serve, you're wearing their uniform!" She snapped.
"Well, well, it seems the one thing you are good at is digging up information, Ms. Reporter!" Kato said smugly. Then she put on an arm band.
"Da hell is 'at?" I asked.
"The security committee's arm band and our badge of pride. We keep order and preserve justice at this school." She said.
"Kinda hard to talk justice when you're a bunch of corrupt scumbags who bully others to get what you want and extort people for cash." I said.
"What he said! Your order and justice is all BS! You guys are low lives! And thugs!" Kurumu said, trying to resist.
Kato just got a stupid look on her face and started laughing. "You really need an attitude adjustment!" She said, firing a web at us. I dodged, but Kurumu and Kato's little bitches were trapped in the web.
"Kurumu!" I said, then turned back to her. "Let her go, bitch!" I demanded.
"What the hell is this?!" Kurumu demanded.
"There's no point is escaping!" Hairy said.
"Trust us, we know." Burly said.
"Our Mistress caught you just like she caught us." Joe said. It's important to say now, they were all in monster form. Dumb monster form that looked like butterflies or a praying mantis.
"If you're wondering who these girls are, they're members of former clubs that defied the security committee." Kato explained.
"I used to be a member of the classic literature club." Hairy said.
"I was in the Japanese tea ceremony club." Burly said.
"As for me, I was a member of the yaoi Manga club." Joe said. Then I incinerated her into permanent nothingness.
"YAOI MUST DIE!" I said, continuing to burn her, even though I basically destroyed every single atom of her. "Now, for you!" I said, pulling out my Deathstroke sword and rushing at her, but she jumped out of the way at the last minute and onto the web, crawling down to Kurumu.
"They were members of those clubs, but once I injected them with my venom, those stubborn girls became my faithful servants! And all it's going to take is a tiny bit of my venom." She said, continuing down towards Kurumu.
"No, stay away! I'd rather die than serve an 8 legged skank like you!" Kurumu said, struggling.
"Oh, how I love to trap prey in my web! All of you struggle and scream, but there's no escape!" Kato said, laughing.
Then, a strand of silk shot out and attached itself to Kato's ass. "What the?!" She demanded.
"Hey, dumbass camera guy, over here!" I said, waving until the camera turned back to me to reveal I had my own spider, an Ariados, which attached its string shot to Kato. "You do remember I was standing right here, right? I wasn't just gonna let you do what you want." I said, casually grabbing Ariados' string and gently yanking back, which was more than enough to yank her off the web and smash her into the ground. I then withdrew Ariados and took my fighting stance again. "If you're a member of the security club, it's no wonder you're such a dumb, arrogant bitch with a really, really, really stupid-looking monster form that would only scare an idiot like Tsukune." I said.
"How dare you, die!" She said, turning her face into its spider form and shooting a web out of her mouth at my wrist and trying to yank me back to her, but she couldn't even budge me.
"You must never have played Pokémon. Otherwise you'd know how screwed you are and you'd run. Fire Pokémon kick bug Pokémon's asses any day of the week." I said, grabbing the web and setting it on fire, going all the way back until it went into her mouth, catching it on fire, leaving her screaming and rolling on the ground to put it out. "You know, stop, drop and roll doesn't work when the flames are in your mouth.
She managed to put it out with enough webbing, but that wouldn't change the fact she was in too much pain to focus on the fight. However, Kurumu escaped the web at that moment and she became furious. "You cost me my prey, fire demon!" She snapped firing a web at me again, but once again, I caught it with my wrist. She was really stupid, she couldn't even remember what just barely happened.
"Ouch. Demon? I know it's true, but that's just harsh." I said, pretending to be offended, then smirked.
"You think you're hot shit with that fire power, but compared to Kuyo, the Security committee president, your power is nothing!" She said.
"Sounds like a challenge. Anyway, why should I care?" I asked.
"Because I'm about to prove how weak you really are." She said, yanking back on the string, but still couldn't budge me.
"It didn't work the first time you tried it either." I said, grabbing it and wrapping it around my arm more to reel her in. "Twine, twine the little thread. Twine, twine the little thread." I said, reeling her in more and more.
"Wait, can't we talk about this!? Stop it! Look, if you let me go, I won't report this to the security committee, I promise!" She said.
"No, by all means, go ahead and report it. Report how you faced a humiliating defeat to some nobody sophomore." I said confidently. Then I darkened my face into that leer I gave her earlier. "Know your place!" I said, lighting my fist on fire and uppercutting her into the air "Shoryuken!" I announced.
"That's for me!" Kurumu said, flying at her and slamming both feet into her back. This sent Kato flying into the web, turning it into a massive ball and trapping all 4 of them in it.
"You like webs so much; you can stay in that one until you rot." I said, turning my back to them and glaring over my right shoulder with my eyes glowing red, my new unique win pose.
"Sure, that'd be super. Right girls?" Kato said, dropping her head.
"This episodes fight was over in 117 seconds, whee~!" Kou said, flying off.
"That long, huh? We're losing our edge." I said, about to walk off, but then the group reconvened, minus Gin.
"Look at what they did to our papers!" Kurumu wept.
"I can't believe it. After we worked so hard." Moka said.
"And they burnt my arson articles!" I fake-wept.
"Bastards." Damion said, shaking in rage.
"We put so much of ourselves into these and they treated them like nothing." Mizore said sadly.
"I've made a decision!" Tsukune pitched up, drawing everyone's attention. "I know it means going against what Gin said, but at the Newspaper club, it's our duty! We have to expose the security committee!" He said.
(Hehe! He said "duty!") I laughed in my mind. But honestly, I was impressed at how Tsukune was being so assertive instead of a passive little bitch. "Alright, Tsukune, mannin' up! That's one more badass point for you. At this point, you have 2, Yukari has 25, Kurumu has 50 and Mizore has 100. As for Damion, Moka and I, we're tied at the moment… AT OVER 9,000!" I said, crushing my scouter in my hand, to which Damion laughed.
Damion then clapped his hands and chuckled. "It's about time you grew some balls. I mean come on even the girls have more than you and they've done all your fighting." He said.
"Tsukune…" Kurumu said.
"You guys don't have to do this, but I am!" He said.
"Me, too. I'm behind you, 100% Tsukune." Moka said.
"You can count on me as well!" Yukari pitched in, holding her wand above her head.
"You can add me in on it, too." Kurumu said.
"Well, who am I to argue with all of that? I'm in, too." Damion said.
"Sounds like fun!" I said, stepping up.
"The Newspaper club's main weapon is the power of the press, so let's show these creeps what we've got!" He said.
"I thought our main weapons were badassery and whatever I have in my trench coat." I said, pulling out the Blade of Olympus.
Later in the Security committee room…
"Kato was defeated?" Someone, presumably this Kuyo, asked.
"Yes, sir. And in a mere 117 seconds." Someone else answered.
"I suppose it's only to be expected. That fire demon is an S class monster." He said, then looked at Gin's student profile.
(Again with the demon…) I thought, being hidden in the poorly lit room by staying against the dark wall with my trench coat held in front of me. My clothes below my waist are black as well, so I was totally invisible.
"Still, that was foolish Newspaper club. It appears you've forgotten all the lessons we taught you last year." He said, burning Gin's profile.
(Oh, I got you motherfucker!) I said, looking down at my camera. I was getting all this info right under their noses. I'm such a badass. You all probably thought I was as crappy of a ninja as Hiryu, I actually CAN be silent when I need to.
"And there's you." He said, picking up Tukune's profile, from here I could see that his monster identity on the profile was 3 big question marks.
(Uh-oh.) I thought.
"Tsukune Aono, sir? Him?" The subordinate asked.
"It looks like we're in for the best show we've seen in some time." He said, starting to burn Tsukune's profile.
(… That can't be good.) I thought.