Things were indeed looking bad for us. Also, Ms. Nekonome was having no luck as well. After seeing the director like she was told before she was allowed to do anything she was told… "What?! You're telling me not to do anything at all?! But Mr. Director!" She pleaded.
"My decision is made." The old director said. Now that we get a good look at him, he was the same person who dropped the flyer that Tsukune's drunk-ass father picked up while presumably trying to tap 'dat ass, probably thinking that it was a girl.
"But sir! What about poor Mr. Aono?!" She asked, jumping from one foot to the other.
"Assuming he is indeed put to death as it seems he will be at this point, it would mean that it's his fate to die this time." He said, chuckling (Wow, what an asshole).
"You can't mean that…" She said, shocked, then dropped her head.
Outside…
Tsukune was hung up as if he were crucified, but the security committee was still a long ways away from burning him as they still couldn't catch 'me'. "I may not be drunk enough for this." 'I' said, dodging their attacks Gangnam Style.
Meanwhile, in the dungeon…
I was chained up, much like how Tsukune was, except not on a post, just chains on each arm, singing to myself to pass the time and annoy the guards.
"Shut the hell up!" The guards shouted at me as I continued singing "Let it go" from Frozen.
"Okay, maybe I'll try a different number." I said, switching to "What makes you beautiful" by One Direction (Yes, I like that song, don't hate).
"I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep that up!" One of the guards snapped after, from the sound of it, having his ass handed to him in an argument on his phone with his girlfriend.
"You're having girl problems, aren't you? Well, I feel bad for you, son~ I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one~." I sang
"One more time, I swear to god!" He shouted.
"Ooh, hey, this fits the situation so much better." I said, then sang Moses' lines from "Let My People Go" from the Disney movie: Prince of Egypt.
"Shut up!" The other guard shouted.
"And now, one of my little sister's favorites." I said, singing "Call Me Maybe" By Carly Rae Jepsen.
"You ready to get him?" The first guard asked the second.
"I've been waiting for it."
"Hey there, you dumb-ass guards, I bet you fight bad~. I bet you fight bad~. Bet I could kick. Your. Ass~." I said, still to the rhythm of Call Me Maybe.
"That does it!" They said, rushing in.
(Fools.) I said, turning into my weapon form, falling to the ground.
They entered and looked around, but couldn't find me. "He's gone… Jeez, what is this guy?" The first guard asked, turning to leave, but then I returned to my normal form behind them.
"Your worst nightmare." I said evilly. They slowly turned around and screamed.
*wapsshk!* *Pop!* *Bow!*
I then walked out of the cell and unlocked the door. "Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But I kicked your ass. And killed you, maybe." I sang, exiting the door. I slowly rounded the corner, seeing the big guy there. I tried the Vulcan Neck Pinch, but it didn't work.
"What the hell are you doing?" He asked.
"The Vulcan Neck Pinch?" I said unsure.
He then grumbled and shook his head. "No, no, no, stupid. You got it much too high; it's down here where the shoulder meets the neck." He said, pointing to where I should pinch. I had my hand at the middle of his neck.
"Like THIS!" I said, pinching in the right spot.
"Yeah." He chuckled, then passed out.
There was yet another guard not too much further down in the middle of the hall. I pulled out Fire and Ice and tapped him on the right shoulder with Ice. "Knock, knock." I said, then slid around his left side, now I front of him, pointing Fire in his face (For future reference: Fire=Left hand, Ice=Right hand).
He then turned around and freaked out to see what was going on. "Holy crap!" He said, then I shot him.
"Well, now you'll never get a headache again." I said.
[Because you blew it off.] My smart thought voice said.
Yeah, fuck those guys! The idiot thought voice said.
"I thought I repressed you guys by now." I said.
[It's physically impossible to repress yourself.]
Yep! You're stuck with us!
"Whatever, with Damion not around, I need someone else to talk to so I don't go insane." I said, walking down the hall, spinning Fire and Ice the same way Bayonetta would. I then encountered another one with his back turned to me, so I slid between his legs on my back and aimed to sub-machine guns in his face.
"Oh, shit!" He screamed, then I loaded him up with bullets, blowing off his arms and legs and keeping his body in the air until the guns ran out of bullets.
"You know what's really cool?" I asked, to which me and my head voices all agreed.
"[That.]"
I then spotted the door to the exit of my corridor of the dungeon and found one final guard in front of it. I took the clip out of Fire and tossed it to him. "Catch." I said.
He fumbled with it for a minute, but then aimed it at me, but it didn't work when he fired it. Then I shot him in the face with Ice. "And then there were none." I said, kicking the door down.
Back at the courtyard…
The other members of the committee were STILL chasing my clone, unable to catch him, but Kuyo stood by the crucified Tsukune to ensure no escape.
"Promise me something." Tsukune said. "After you're done killing me, you promise not to hurt anyone else in the Newspaper club." He said.
"For a wretched human, that's a remarkably noble sentiment, my friend." Kuyo said, turning his head away from Tsukune. "Very well. Never let it be said that I'm not without mercy." He said.
"So, will you?" Tsukune asked.
"Yes. You needn't worry about your friends in the Newspaper club suffering at all." He said, then gained an evil smirk. "Their deaths will be quick and painless." He said, laughing.
"Please, I'm begging you, no!" Tsukune shouted, finally starting to struggle.
'I' popped up in front of Kuyo at that moment and kicked him in the balls, then bitch-slapped him in the face as he doubled over, knocking him to the ground. "That's for being a total douche!" 'I' said.
"Sai, it's you!" Tsukune said.
"I've been running around like this for a half hour, you didn't notice before that? Too much heat can't get you down yet, give me a sec." 'I' said, running away from the advancing security committee.
Back in the corridors…
"It's called the Wilhelm scream, dude. It's like the one in Star Wars when the Stormtrooper falls." One of the guards said to his friend.
"Oh, yeah, I love that scream, it's kind of like-." The other one said, trying to do the infamous scream, but failed.
"No, no, it's more like-." The first one said, trying it and was closer, but still no cigar.
"No, that wasn't quite it either." The other one said. Suddenly, dark fire shot out from nowhere and killed the first one, making him do the scream perfectly. "That was totally it!" He said, but then he was killed and did the scream himself.
"Yeah, that felt like a lesson." Damion said. The Newspaper club then continued down the corridor and encountered another one of the guards, who stopped them. "Intruders! You may not pass!" He snapped, getting ready to attack.
Suddenly, a fireball came from nowhere and obliterated his skull, leaving his body headless. As it fell back, I walked up behind him and held him up; making it look like my head was on his shoulders. "You may pass. And I apologize for my earlier rudeness." I said in his voice, then threw his body away.
"Okay, that was funny!" Gin laughed.
"A little evil, though." Yukari said.
"Good to see you." Damion said.
"Likewise." I said, then noticed Ruby had casted a slow-ass spell to attack the guard, but now it decided to launch… right into my chest.
"Not the way I expected to greet a friend you haven't seen in a while, but I keep an open mind." I said, pulling out the various raven wings.
"So, what are we looking at?" Damion asked.
"Just 3 more guards." I said, then threw a massive fireball the width of the hallway down the corridor, then turning back to face them. "Okay, 2." I corrected as it killed the first one and kept going. "Okay, none." I said, going down the hallway.
"So this is what happens when Sai comes up with his own story." Yukari said.
"Pure. Unadulterated. Close-to-evil. BADASS." I smirked.
"Alright, time for some shameless cross-promotion. Gin, let's kick in this door." Damion said as he and the werewolf prepared to so.
"Yeah. Kurumu, play the song." I told her.
"I… Forgot it." She said.
"What do you mean, you forgot the song?!" I asked, she started to load it up, but that would take too long. "No, no, screw it! Screw it, just- Just take my phone and hit random. Just hit random. In 3…2…" I said, handing her my phone.
They burst the door open as Kurumu hit random and played "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover" and I whipped out Fire and Ice and fired at the security members in slow motion. Luckily for us, they were close together, so it was easy to peg them all. I shot them in non-kill shot areas, though, leaving them all injured in one big cluster on the floor. "Alright, turn it off, turn it off. It didn't work. It DID NOT work." I said, putting my guns away.
Aww! Why didn't you waste them?!
[So we could say a badass line in our badass trailer voice.]
"In a world where dipshits get killed with hammers…" I said, pulling out a big-ass sledgehammer and smashing them all. "I will always remember this moment." I said, shouldering the hammer.
"Man, looks like our Newspaper's gonna need an obituary section." Gin said.
"I'd be more than happy to write and supply for that article." I said.
"Let's just get Moka." Damion said.
"Huh? Oh, right. Ghost Rider rip-off." I said, walking up to Moka's cell, putting my hand in front of it and moving it in front of the bars, melting them to the point they couldn't hold themselves and just fell apart. "Like a BOSS." I smirked.
"I can't believe all you guys came!" Moka said.
"Yep and all this action made me come in more than one way." I joked.
"Ew…" Damion and Gin said at the same time.
"Let's just get out of here so we can save, Tsukune, okay?" ruby said, popping up from nowhere.
"Right. That pussy is dead without us and my clone is probably getting tired by now. Should've got one of the Alphas from Dead or Alive, but oh well." I said.
Outside…
"Lazy ninja style!" My clone said, fighting similar to Kakashi… In other words, hardly even trying, but still kicking ass. However, in the end, they finally wore him down and defeated him.
"Now that the pest is dealt with we may execute the human!" Kuyo said.
"Can't let you do that, Kuyo." I said as we all ran in. Ruby and Kurumu quickly flew in and saved Tsukune. "Alright, here's the plan: You guys all get up to the roof to keep the bitch-ass safe and get ready for the final showdown and I'll deal with the security club bitches. Just be sure to read this chapter when it's finished so you can see how badass I was." I said.
"Right!" They all said and went up to the roof.
"You've interfered enough! KILL HIM!" Kuyo shouted as every member of the security committee except for him came at me.
Hell yeah! Come at us, bros!
[Shit just got real!]
"Time for more TFS references!" I said, cracking my knuckles, powering up and making rocks go flying everywhere.
"What are you doing?!" One of the members asked.
"I'm about to rock you… Like a hurricane." I said as the song began to play.
"I love that song!" They all cheered until they were buried underneath all the rocks and crushed. "But did either of us truly win? ...Yep! Me." I said, jumping up to the roof.
"That didn't take long." Damion said.
"My favorite part was when I killed them. All single-handedly like. Though I'd probably feel better about it if they hadn't been such PUSSIES." I said.
"Thanks, guys. I really thought I was a goner back there." Tsukune said, rubbing the back of his neck.
"You should be with all that stuff." Damion said.
"Well, now you're a goner up here!" Kuyo said, appearing in the sky, throwing a spear of fire at Tsukune, who was too petrified to dodge.
"Why can't you save your own damn SELF?!" I demanded, jumping in the way. I looked at it at that moment and back to Kuyo. "I'm sorry was that supposed to hurt?" I asked, but then the fire spread to my whole body.
Holy shit!
[We REALLY need to learn not to be such a smartass.]
"Well, well. Looks like you spoke too soon. As for human monster coexistence, I hope that ridiculous idea dies with that fool." Kuyo said.
I screamed and acted like it was hurting me, but then smirked and made it all go to one hand, then dispersed it, much to Kuyo's fury. "Sorry, but it doesn't really work when you throw fire at a fire demon." I smirked, stepping forward, then looked at Moka and took off the Rosary. The whole transformation happened again and Kuyo looked somewhat pleased.
"Well, well. And S class Super monster, eh? Taking down one of those will certainly boost my reputation." He smirked.
"Sorry to say, but she's not your opponent." I said, stepping up in front with everyone EXCEPT her and Tsukune. "We will be." I said.
"What?! Then why did you bother waking me up?!" She demanded.
"Cool it. If by some miracle, this douche DOES beat us, he'll be too weak to come anywhere close to harming you. You need to protect that pussy if he beats or gets passed us." I told her (By the way, this will be a lot different from the real fight. But there wasn't enough action in that one, anyway. They mostly just stood still and waited for him to do something).
"And the rest of us are gonna kick his ass!" Gin said, going into his monster form and rushing at Kuyo.
"Gin, wait!" I said, reaching out, but too late. Kuyo turned into his monster form: A large, fiery fox and smirked, easily knocking Gin back.
"Oh, my god, it's Naruto!" I shouted.
"He's a fox demon!" Ruby said.
"Demon?!" Yukari asked.
"Yes. And a powerful one. His kind was sometimes worshipped as gods in ancient times." She explained.
"To slay a god." I said in Sephiroth's voice.
"Demons worshipped as gods, huh? That's like the opposite of each other." Damion said.
"You're powers better not disappoint. But no matter how strong you are, they'll pale in comparison to mine!" He said.
"Shut the hell up!" Gin said, rushing in and doing much better now, landing some devastating attacks.
"Alright, Gin! Toss him here!" I said, getting ready to attack. Gin slammed his foot into Kuyo's face and launched him right at me. "Falcon… PUNCH!" I said, throwing a heavy punch into the middle of Kuyo's back, then Damion did a spear kick, sending Kuyo skidding back across the ground.
"Now it's my turn!" Mizore said, jumping up high into the air, throwing dozens of ice projectiles.
"Pathetic! You've just bought yourself a death sentence!" He said, spitting a fireball, easily melting all the projectiles and directly hitting Mizore, knocking her out of the sky, way back.
"Oh, shit!" I said, pulling out a bean bag chair and throwing it where she was going to land. She landed in it perfectly, but she was scorched. There's no way she could stay in the fight.
"Humans and monsters are enemies and always will be!" Kuyo shouted.
"Obviously not! We're living proof of that!" Kurumu snapped.
"Not for long." He said.
Damion was silent, looking back at Mizore in shock. Then, he released all of his monster energy. "You BASTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRD! I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERY SINGLE SHRED OF YOUR WORTHLESS BODY!" He shouted, rushing in and landing bone-crushing hits against the fox demon, each one shaking the area.
"[What is that?]" My head voices and Tsukune asked, all in fear.
"Pure rage, my friends. Pure rage." I said, pulling out my scouter.
"Sai, what does the scouter say about his power level?" Gin asked.
I looked in disbelief and took it off. "It's over 9,000!" I said, crushing it.
"Damion, let me in on this! I owe him for last year!" Gin said and rushed in, also doing massive damage to the demon.
"You bastards! I can't believe little shrimp like you could actually hurt me!" He said, but then made a massive fire wheel, smashing them both with it and blowing them up, sending their unconscious bodies skidding back across the ground.
"Damn, come on, guys! Snap out of it, wake up! He was doing so well!" I said, trying to shake them both awake.
"Hey, I think he's changing back to human form!" Yukari said happily.
"No, he's not! He's changing into a different monster altogether!" Ruby said in fear.
It's true, he was now a two-legged, shiny, white fox demon that kind of looked like Naruto's ultimate form except with a fire tail and black markings on its chest. "You should be fortunate! Not many are lucky enough to see my true form. NOW DIE!" He said, shooting something from his hand.
"No!" I said, jumping at it and taking the full hit, even though I blocked, it felt like enough to kill me. When the smoke cleared, everyone was down except me and I was on one knee. "Yeah… Take that, asshole. I can take anything you can throw at me- oh, god there go my organs!" I said, collapsing.
"Well, well, you weren't all you were cracked up to be after all. Now to kill that human." He said, stepping over the bodies of everyone else to get to Tsukune and Moka.
"Can't let you do that, Star Fox." I said confidently.
He turned around and was shocked to see I was still standing with my arms crossed, giving him a confident, badass smirk like Vegeta. "What?! You survived that?!" He said in fear.
[Surprise!]
"No! How!?" He demanded.
"Senzu bean." I said, tossing them into everyone else's mouth, instantly reviving them, making Kuyo jump back.
"How dare you!" He roared.
"Now, then, where were we?!" Damion asked.
"No, let me handle this. Mano-a-mano. Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire." I said.
"Oh, yes, by all means, but if a simple attack like that put you down, you stand no chance against me!" Kuyo said, smirking once again.
"Laugh while you can, Kuyo. For I can now see the height of your power. While I am only beginning to tap into mine." I said.
"You know, I've read this fanfiction, I can't help but feel like we've been here before." He said.
"That's right. You're not dealing with the average, run of the mill monster, anymore. I've risen beyond the limits of a normal monster and into the realm of legend! The legend that many fear. Known throughout the monster world as the most powerful warrior to ever exist!" I said.
"Oh, my god, this IS happening again!" He said.
"I, Sai Kunai Blade, have become, A SUPER SAIYAN! 3!" I said, powering up to Super Saiyan 1, then 2, then, finally, 3. I know kind of looked like a redhead Sephiroth.
"Whoa, that power…" Gin said.
"It's over 9,000!" Damion said, crushing his scouter.
"Is that still even Sai?!" Yukari asked.
"I don't know. But his hair is BEAUTIFUL!" Kurumu said in awe.
"Ooooooh…." Everyone said, admiring my hair.
"You still are no match for my power! A Super Saiyan is insignificant compared to me!" Kuyo roared.
"…. Bitch, you just jealous o' mah Supa Saiyan Swagger." I said, pointing at him. "Tsukune! Play me some fight music. Something to do with fire." I said.
Kuyo and I got ready to attack each other when suddenly; Tsukune played "Burn" by Ellie Goulding. "REALLY?" We both asked, looking at him.
"You said fire related." He said.
"I was thinking something more rock or metal, like Inside the Fire by Disturbed, or Through the Fire and the Flame by Dragonforce. I mean, I like this song, but it's not really something I can hurt someone to." I said. Then looked at Kuyo. "Wanna try it?" I asked.
"We can TRY." He said.
We then got ready to fight again and started throwing attacks and dodging them. He was about to punch me in the face and I was going to drill him in the stomach, but then we both stopped. "Wait, stop." He said.
"Yeah, no, you're right, I can't fight to this. You know what? Just play Hero by Skillet." I said, stopping and looking back at Tsukune.
"Okay." He said, playing it.
I closed my eyes and nodded my head to the rhythm peacefully, then opened them up when the words started. "Let's see what the fox says when it's in pain." I said in a badass tone, rushing in.
"Okay, now THAT is a pretty epic one-liner." Damion said.
I dodged his claw and kicked him in the side, sending him flying, then disappeared and reappeared where he was flying to, brought both hands together and smashed him in the face, sending him back to the ground. I then landed on the other side of the area from him and smirked. "Pathetic." I said.
"Give me a break! I'm not even close to done yet! You can't beat me!" He said.
"I think I just was a second ago." I said.
"That was before! When I use my full power, you'll be crushed!" He laughed.
Jeez. And I thought Vegeta was bitchy and arrogant.
[Just like Moka says, we'll have to make him learn his place.]
"Laugh while you can, Kuyo. Because I'm about to rock you…" I said, making a fairly large chunk of stone come up out of the roof as the song began playing. "…Like a hurricane." I said, throwing the rock at him, but he broke it easily by slapping it out of the way. "Huh. Should 'a known that was only a one hit wonder." I said.
[Still a good song.]
And it's totally badass when we do that.
"Okay then, if that didn't work, let me tell you a tale." I said, manipulating fire to alter my form and shapeshift into Frieza, then slammed my tail into his face, sending him flying into the roof entrance. "The end." I smirked, changing back.
[We should keep on him. Don't give him a chance to recover]
Yeah. Too bad our ultimate attack won't work.
(Oh, I know! We need to use that here!)
[Yeah, but we have to charge it… For 5 minutes. And considering he beat us to a pulp in under one, I don't think it's in the cards.]
"Very true. We'll just have to weaken him more. Then use it as a fatality." I said, rushing in, grabbing Kuyo, uppercutting him into the air, then firing a Torn Sky Blast into his chest, sending him flying down towards the group. "Tsukune! Your turn! Hurry up and blast him with all your strength! Before he has time to DODGE!" I shouted. The word registered in Tsukune's head and he dodged in fear. "DAMN YOU, PAVLOV!" I shouted.
The channel changed all of a sudden. "For those of you wondering who Pavlov is, back in 1904-." The news reporter started.
"Get back to the fight!" Deadpool said, kicking his TV.
"And now- back to the fight." The reporter said as the channel changed back.
Damion threw a strong kick to Kuyo's face; sending him flying passed me, face first into the stone rail of the roof. "Sai, do it now!" Damion said.
"Got it!" I said, charging up my attack.
You think he'll stay down long enough to use this?
[Well, he's getting back up, but at this rate, we should have it charged when he gets up.]
(Da da da da, DUH, duh duh DUH duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh duh, I'mma Chargin' my attack!) I sang in my head, finally having my attack charged up, seven fireballs the size of baseballs spinning around me incredibly fast, then came together, spiraled around each other into one large basketball sized fireball, into my hands, ready to fire, kinda looking like I was about to fire a Kamehameha.
Kuyo finally stood up and his tail began spinning in another fire wheel. "You've been a problem for a while; I should've killed you a lot sooner!" He said as he made the next fire wheel.
"Sai now would be a really good time to fire that." Damion said.
"I may be a problem for you, but I've got 99 problems. And your number's one!" I said (in other words, he was my number one problem).
"Die!" He said, throwing the fire wheel.
"Unity of the seven hells!" I said, shooting the deadly blast of hellfire.
"You think that will do it?" Tsukune asked.
"If it's his most powerful attack, it has to." Moka said.
The attacks collided and blew up the entire half of the roof we were on in a massive, spirally, fiery explosion, engulfing both of us.
"HOLY SHIT!" Every other member of the newspaper club said.
When the smoke and dust cleared, I was panting heavily, holding my right arm, back in my base form, while Kuyo was on the ground, now a scorched corpse, but still recognizable. Just dead. "Badass, they name is Sai." I said, dropping to one knee.
"Sai!" Tsukune said, running up to me, followed by everyone else. "You okay?" He asked.
"Yeah, I have taken worse than this before. Ironically, that also happened while I was saving your ass. Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again." I said.
"Yeah, don't worry, I was recording it." Damion said, posting it on YouTube.
"And I'm going to fall asleep to it every night." Moka smirked.
"Jesus fucking CHRIST, I'VE MISSED YOU!" I said to her, then looked at Kuyo. "You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?" I said like a mob boss.
"Hey, are you gonna be okay?" Gin asked me.
"Yeah, you need a stretcher or anything?" Damion asked.
"Give me a break. I'm a demon; all this will heal up in about an hour. I've done this before. Still don't like it." I said.
Then the rest of the school burst in. They were all shocked and surprised to see that Kuyo was dead, saying things like "what happened?", "Is that Kuyo?", "Holy shit!", "I don't believe it" and my favorite "kicked his ass!". "I'm so glad you are all okay. And you certainly showed that Kuyo a thing or two." Ms. Nekonome said.
"Yep. All me baby! Let's celebrate, huh? Anybody got some lemonade? I got some vodka! Let's have a party!" I said.
"But wait, what about the human! Let's kill him!" One student said, rushing at Tsukune with a stick.
"Gin, sic 'em." I said, pointing and he attacked.
He rushed in and kicked the dude into another end of the building. "I warned him. Using a stick is just asking for trouble." He said.
"Gin, you just kicked him through a building!" I said.
"So?" He asked.
"So…. Are you on steroids? If so, could I have some?" I asked.
"Come on, let's just kill the human already!" Another student snapped.
"No, hold up, wait!" I said, knocking Tsukune down onto his hands and knees and standing on his back as somewhat of a stage/stool to speak on. "This is Yokai Academy after all. We're supposed to support monster/human coexistence. From this day forth, the Newspaper club shall also double as the NEW, much less corrupt and in no way evil, security committee. And as our first order of business, we will be condoning humans to freely enter this school and if anyone does any act of violence against a human student, they will have to immediately answer to us for severe punishment." I said, crossing my arms.
"What?! No way!" One guy asked.
"That's stupid!" Another one said.
"You and humans can go to hell!" Some girl called out.
"Do I hear objections?!" I asked evilly, stretching my arms out and lighting my hands on fire.
Everyone went silent. Then, some other dude spoke up. "Hey, humans aren't that bad in the first place. Besides, you gave Kuyo a much-deserved ass-kicking!" Some dude said cheerfully as I stepped down, patting me on the back a few times.
"Ah! Don't do that! Still sore!" I said, acting like I was in pain, but then lightened up. "Nah, I'm just kidding, it's fine." I said.
"I guess I can finally say this, that damn security committee made my life a living hell!" Another guy cheered, also patting me on the back.
"Nobody better try to dump the tank of sports drink on me." I said, half-jokingly.
"Yeah, they made mine a hell, too!" Another guy said.
"You've made things better for all of us, Sai!" Some girl said.
Another dude ran in front of us all, waving his arms in the air. "Hey, guys! What do you say we heist our new school heroes in the air?!" The group cheered, picking us all up, Tsukune included, tossing up and down in the air.
"Whoa, this is fun!" Gin said.
"I could get used to this hero thing!" Damion agreed.
"Watch where you're touching, boys! Only Sai can touch me in those places!" Kurumu warned.
(Ugh…)
[Yep. We've got 99 problems…]
But a bitch DEFINITELY isn't one.
"Okay, put me down! I'm starting to get sick!" I said urgently, but I had a feeling they wouldn't do that for a while.