I woke up to the sound of my alarm blaring and my Doberman barking right in my ear. "Oh, shit! Killer, how'd you get in here?" I said, looking at the dog.
"Guilty as charged. Get the hell up, you're gonna be late." Lance said from the doorway.
"Oh yeah, dammit. Spring Break's over. Oh well, it'll be nice to see Damion and the others again. Besides. I added some new characters to the game, anyway." I said, getting up, grabbing my trench coat and getting dressed. I looked in the mirror to see how much I'd changed over the year-and-a-half time skip: My hair now reached the bottom of my shoulder blades, I had a badass Vegeta GT mustache and an equally badass scar on my right eye, going through the eye. I was also as buff as Kratos.
I walked downstairs and grabbed the rest of my stuff, taking a couple of donuts for Breakfast. "Sorry to eat and run, family, but I've got to... Well, eat and run." I said.
"Have fun, Sai." My mom said.
"Hey, Sai? When are you going to introduce me to those cute girls from your school?" Serena said teasingly.
"When I'm positive you won't try to hit on them." I said, walking to the door.
"Hey!" She snapped.
"Everyone knows your bi, don't get so defensive." I said (true fact). I walked out of the door and ran into my older sister, Katana.
"Someone's sure in a hurry." She said with a smirk. She almost sounds like Inner Moka. It's kinda weird.
"Well, I gotta get to school and the bus stop is a mile away. And I can't be late to see my Lady, anyway." I said, hopping on my bike.
"Of course. As usual, women is the only thing on your mind." She taunted.
"What else would I think about?" I said, driving off.
After a short amount of time, I was back on the bus to the school of hell, but this time, I wasn't alone. I was also with Lady and Ayane, who, much like I was, was sent to this school by her clan leader/older half-brother, Hayate, who, to my knowledge, still doesn't know he's her brother. Kinda sad, isn't it?
"Still can't figure out why Spring break marks the new term, not Summer." I said, pondering it.
"Who knows? I'm just glad I'm going with you this time." Lady said, wrapping her arms around my left one.
"I'm glad you're going. It'll be nice to be with the girl I CAN touch there." I smirked.
"Do you always have to be a perv?" Ayane asked dryly.
"... Yep." I answered.
"Whatever. This better not be a waste of my time." She said.
"It is. You could've just asked Sai or even me about it and we could've told you it's fine." Lady said.
"Especially after we took out the Security Committee. Now humans, witches and any other discriminated race is perfectly allowed there... Still kinda like Don't ask, don't tell, though." I said.
"I'll just have to see for myself." She huffed, looking out the window again.
"Hey, kid?" The bus driver asked. That guy still creeps me out. "It's been a year now, you gotten used to it, yet?" He asked.
"I was used to it the first day. It's Tsukune you should ask that question to." I said.
"Yokai Academy is a school of monsters, built by monsters for monsters. If you can blend in there, you're no ordinary guy." He said.
"I'm not the one who has to blend. Besides, it's a more accepting school now." I said.
"Still, watch your back. Just when you think you've got it all figured out, that's usually when things go to hell." He said.
"Been there and 5 times. I think I can handle it." I said.
We passed through the barrier and got dropped off at the bus stop. "Good to see you, Jack." I smirked at the Pumpkin-head scarecrow that is the sign for the stop Damion comically nicknamed "Jack" to commemorate the Pumpkin King.
"No two ways about it, this school is downright creepy." Ayane scoffed.
"It doesn't bother me quite as much as that drunk from your game." I said, referring to Brian from Dead Or Alive.
"Let's just go." She said as we continued on.
We entered the woods and I noticed something. "Hey, this is the exact spot I first met Moka and, if you wanna get technical, Tsukune. Oh, Ayane, you would've loved it, we heard some weird noise, but we kept thinking it was bats and then all of a sudden, I hear a bike coming in real fast and BOOM! Human boy goes down, hit from the bike." I smirked. Suddenly, I heard a bike coming in from behind at insane speeds. "Speaking of which, if we don't want a repeat performance, duck!" I said, looking behind quickly to see the threat. It wasn't Moka, but I didn't have the time to perfectly describe her. Ayane quickly rolled out of the way and I threw Lady to the ground, otherwise, since she was in the middle, she would've gotten drilled like Tsukune did. I didn't have enough time to perfectly dodge myself, I didn't exactly get hit, but the way the girl was suddenly in the air after going over a rock, the pedal bar cut a huge gash in my right cheek, reaching the bone. "Oh, fuckin' A!" I said in panic and shock, doing a 360 from lack of balance and falling on one knee.
"Sai, are you okay?" Lady asked, getting up, checking on me.
"Yeah, but who the hell was that?" I asked getting another quick look before she disappeared. She wore a red blazer as opposed to our green one, the normal school skirt and brownish knee-socks. She also had flaming orange hair tied into two big tails with red bows. I also noticed a name tag on a certain article of clothing. "Kokoa?" I said, not sure if I pronounced it right.
"How did you know her name? Do you know her?" Ayane asked walking up.
"Nope. Never seen her before in my life." I said.
"Then how did you know her name?" Lady asked.
"You... Don't wanna know." I said.
"Sai?" She said, stretching out my name in an annoyed tone.
"I saw it on her shirt tag." I lied. But I have a very convincing tone, you wouldn't even be able to tell my lying tone from my normal tone.
"Really? Most girls print that on their panties." Lady said, apparently buying it.
(That's where I ACTUALLY saw it, yes.) I thought.
Ayane just huffed. "Sure, perv." She said as we continued.
We finally reached the school. "And here is the school of hell itself." I said, stepping aside and moving my hands in an inviting tone for the girls.
"Huh. Not too bad." Lady said.
"Yeah. It looks nice enough." Ayane said.
"I wonder where the rest of the gang is?" I wondered. Suddenly, I heard a girl shriek in joy.
"They're so bouncy and billowy!" A girl said, admiring Kurumu's form as the latter took a sexy pose. Suddenly, a young blonde girl hugged her and nuzzled her head on the enormous boobs. "I guess it's true about your breasts being better." The girl said in awe.
"What the?!" Lady and Ayane said, both shocked.
"The thing that disturbs me MOST about this is that Kurumu doesn't seem to mind it." I said in an awkward tone, tilting my head in confusion.
Then another scream of delight rang out and another freshman girl was holding Yukari in a rather sexual way... Yukari also didn't seem too bothered by this. "Yukari's tiny ones aren't that bad, either!" The freshman said.
"You two aren't at all bothered by that?" I asked,
Yukari noticed me and pushed the girl away. "Nothing can keep me from you, Sai!" She said.
"Ayane! Protect!" I said, pulling her in the way.
Yukari was then knocked down by Kurumu, who was running faster. "Yahoohoo! Sai!" She called, rushing to me.
"Okay, protect from her!" I told Ayane.
"Fat chance." She said, stepping out of the way as Kurumu jumped onto my face, crotch first.
"You didn't forget about me, did you?! You're gonna tell me you missed me the most, right?" She said, holding me.
"Get your ass off of him!" Lady snapped, pointing a pistol at her.
The strange anomaly known as face rape.
[This isn't exactly the worst way to die...]
"Kurumu, get off!" I said, breathing fire. Let's just say I put a new definition of the phrase "hot pussy".
She screamed and jumped off. "What was that for?!" She asked, shocked.
"So I could breathe. And I believe you remember my girlfriend, Lady?" I said, wrapping one arm around Lady's waist, pulling her close.
"As usual, Kurumu's leading with her boobs again while Sai's leading with his crotch." Mizore said as her and Damion walked up.
"I like to think I was thinking with my head." I said, walking up to them.
"Long time, no see, man!" He said as we did a chest bump.
"Yeah, I know. Looks like we both got a new look." I said, observing as he now wore a coat like Dante's, only black, had hair going down to his mid-back and 5 O'clock shadow.
"I guess so, Sephiroth." He said, probably joking about my new hair.
"Hey, guys! It's great to see you again!" Tsukune said, hugging us.
"You've got 5 seconds to let go of us." I said darkly, glaring at him.
He quickly backed up and was met with a glare from Damion. "Hug me again and you can forget about having arms." He said, matching my tone.
"Sorry. Have you guys seen Moka yet?" He asked.
"Nope, not quite yet, but I-" I said, turning slightly, then pointing down the empty path behind him. "Look, there she is!" I said.
"Really?!" He said, turning around.
"Nope!" I said, reaching down his pants and giving him a MASSIVE wedgie and making it Atomic by hooking it over his head.
"Holy crap!" He screamed, trying desperately to get it off.
"Nice!" Damion said, fist-bumping me, then noticed the still open, but slowly closing gash on my face. "What the hell happened to you?!" He asked.
I then noticed a giant bruise on his left cheek. "I could ask the same thing." I said, pointing at it.
"Oh, some crazy chick with flaming orange hair zoomed by me and smashed her elbow into my cheek." He answered.
"Same here! She came flying by and the pedals cut open my cheek." I said.
Suddenly, we heard that familiar voice we all know and love. "Sai!" Moka said, latching onto me. She had her eyes closed, but then she honed in on Tsukune and tried to bite his neck... Only failed due to his underwear still being in the way. "Huh? She asked, opening her eyes, then was shocked to see his situation. "Tsukune!" She said in shock, unhooking it.
"Ow, thanks Moka." He said.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Oh, that was me. He hugged us. I got revenge." I said, then backed away when she pulled out the knife from the first couple of chapters. "I'mma go over here." I said, walking away.
She then turned back to Tsukune. "I'm sorry, but I can't help what I am! And what that is is a vampire!" She said, biting him and sucking his blood.
"I guess I'm lucky the other girl didn't do this!" He cried.
"What other girl?" Moka asked shocked.
Just as Damion and I got curious and were about to investigate, we were suddenly swarmed by a group of freshman girls. "It's Damion Castro and Sai Blade! Our idols!" They cheered, grabbing us all over.
"Hey! Bad! Stay away! Too much! Hey, don't touch me there!" Damion snapped.
"Help me! For the love of god, help me!" I pleaded, getting buried under the freshman girls.
The same treatment was being given to Moka. The girls were all over her as well, groping her boobs and ass. That was a lot nicer to watch. They eventually carried her away with them.
"Ayane? Mind doing something about that?" I asked her.
"I don't care." She said.
"Of course. Only one thing to do." I said, powering up, along with Damion.
"Kaioken!" We both announced.
"Kaio-what?" The girls asked before they were blasted away with our power.
I inhaled deeply at that point, finally breathing again. "Oh, sweet air!" I said thankfully.
"Better now?" Lady asked.
"Yeah. We MAY wanna do something about Moka, though." I said.
Later in the classroom...
"I can't believe it. Not the same room as last year, but everyone's all together again. Crazy isn't it?" I said, looking around to see everyone from last year. The main gang in their normal seats, Saizou right in front of me again and Damion, once again, to my right. Lady sat directly behind me and Ayane was right beside Kurumu.
"Just like old times." He said.
"Well, not exactly, because this year, I get to be in the same homeroom as all of you." Yukari said, sitting in front of Saizou.
"It's so nice that we're all together at last." Moka said.
"Yeah, I wonder who the teacher is?" Damion asked.
"Good point. We did kill a few members of the staff, so that could be difficult. I managed to get the school a new Gym teacher, though. And one I'm positive won't try to molest anyone." I said.
"Morning, students! I hope you all had an enjoyable break!" A familiar voice rang out.
"It can't be..." Damion said.
"Looks like this year will be just as easy as last time." I said, kicking back with my feet up on the desk and my hands behind my head.
"Who is it?" Ayane asked.
"Ms. Nekonome's our homeroom teacher this year, too!?" Kurumu said in a delighted tone as the teacher took point beside her desk.
"That's right! Welcome back to Yokai Academy! So let me hear it, class, are we gonna have the best school year ever or what?!" She asked, to which everyone besides Saizou and Ayane cheered.
"You two REALLY need to liven up." I said.
Kou then flew on-screen outside of the school. "That concludes the explanatory set-up for any of you who haven't watch the first season or read any of the first 13 chapters, whee~" He said, then was suddenly grabbed from nowhere. "Hey, what the hell are you doing here, whee~!?" He asked the attacker.
Back with us...
"Maybe things will calm down a bit after the entrance ceremony for all the new students." Kurumu said.
"Yeah." Yukari agreed hopefully. Her, Kurumu and Mizore opened their lockers and noticed that they had letters in them, which fell out.
"What are these?" Kurumu asked.
"Obviously letters, Isaac Newton." I said.
"I got some, too." Yukari said.
"Maybe they're fan letters from those new girls you met." Tsukune said.
"Yeah, you're probably right." Kurumu agreed.
"Looks like I got some, too." Mizore said, opening a letter to her.
"What's it say?" Kurumu asked excitedly as we all crowded in to read.
"Greetings. Dear Ms. Mizore, you and I have a great deal in common. In other words, I'm a stalker, too. How about we both spy on each other from afar sometime. Stalk you later." She said, shocking everyone.
"WHAT?!" I asked after a moment, breaking the silence.
"Whoever this is needs a personal introduction to my fist." Damion said.
"Maybe you got some, too, Moka." Tsukune said.
"I doubt it, but I'll check." She said, opening her locker, which was filled with letters that proceeded to bury her.
"Holy shit!" I said. Then the same happened to Damion. "Man and woman down!" I said, trying to dig them out.
Damion popped out of his pile first, comically coughing out one of them. "Yeah, that was fun, let's never do that again." He said, then looked at my locker, which was bulging out. "Looks like you've got quite the lion's share of letters yourself." He said.
I turned and looked at what he meant, then turned my back to the locker, crossing my arms. "I strategically choose NOT to open it." I said.
"Oh, come on, how bad could it be?" Ayane said, standing to the side and opening it.
I let out a quick shout before being buried. A tombstone rising out from them.
Sai Blade
Loving son, brother and boyfriend
1996-2014
"Knock it off, drama queen." Damion said, pulling out a leaf blower and blowing most of them away, except one Bat shaped one that looked like Kou. Much like the one Damion coughed up.
At that moment, Moka popped out of her pile. "How am I ever going to read all of these?" She asked, then one landed on her head.
"That's a pretty weird looking letter." Kurumu said.
"Well, I'm sure the person who wrote it just wanted to stand out a little bit, you know, so Moka would notice it from all the others." Yukari said as Moka opened it.
"It says: 'My dearest and most beloved Moka Akashiya, not a single day goes by that you are not on my thoughts or the center of my attention..." She started before I interrupted.
"And I thought that letter to Mizore was creepy." I said.
"Right?" Damion agreed.
"Wow, it sounds like she's a really big fan!" Yukari cheered.
"Yeah, especially if she's thinking about you that much." Tsukune agreed.
"You aren't concerned by the fact it's even stalkier than Mizore's letter?" I asked.
Moka continued reading. "And now at long last, I finally get the chance to meet you in person. I'm bursting with excitement at the thought of you." She said.
"Aww, she writes the sweetest things, doesn't she?" Kurumu said, admiring the sweetness.
"Of course, she's a pure-hearted girl, unlike you!" Yukari laughed at Kurumu.
"What was that?!" The succubus growled, grabbing the young witch and giving her a noogie.
Moka continued again. "At the upcoming entrance ceremony for new students, that's when I'm going to rush to your side and end your life." She said.
"Well isn't that sweet?" I said, not quite catching that last part.
"Yeah, she says she's going to end your life. Isn't that cute?" Tsukune asked. At that moment, we all realized what was said.
"WHAT?!" We all said, looking at the line.
"Maybe it was a typo?" I asked.
"What does yours say, Sai?" Lady asked.
"This should be good." Ayane said.
I glared at her, then opened it and read it. "Most sinister and atrocious Sai Blade- Hey!" I snapped, then grumbled before continuing. "I hear you have defeated my beautiful and wonderful older sister in a fight. Okay, anybody remember any female characters I fought last year that has a younger sister?" I asked. Nobody could think of anyone off the top of their heads. "I am going to find you after the entrance ceremony and ending your unholy misery of life for what you have done." I finished.
"DAMN!" Damion said, shocked.
"Well, if she wants to take on a Death Scythe, it's her funeral." I said confidently.
"Anyway, here's mine." Damion said, then cleared his throat and read. "Damion Castro- I guess she doesn't have as strong of feelings towards me as she does for you two- I hear that you too are a vampire. I am as well. After the entrance ceremony, I would like to be able to test the power you have. You better be ready, because I am a threat unlike any you've faced before." He read.
"Whoever this is will be getting an icicle up the ass." Mizore said, growing her ice claws.
"Okay, let's review the facts: We're dealing with a violent-ass vampire with apparently a foul mouth and an older sister. This person also wants an honorable challenge with Damion and would like nothing more than to kill Moka and myself. Have we ruled out many possibilities?" I asked.
"Not really." Tsukune said.
"Damn." I said.
In the Newspaper club room...
"It's gonna be okay, Moka. I'm sure that letter was just a prank." Tsukune said.
"A prank for 3 different people that seemed entirely sincere?" I asked.
"Yeah. I'm scared. I really am." Moka said.
"Come on, we are the 3 strongest monsters in this entire school. I don't think one little prankster freshman will be much of a problem." I said.
Kurumu and Yukari then set a bunch of newspapers down on the desk. "Well Kurumu and I are gonna go recruit some new members for the Newspaper club." The little witchling said.
"In that case, I'll go with you." Moka said.
"You're still too squeamishy from that letter, you should stay here and calm down." I told her.
"I agree with Sai, after getting that creepy letter, I'm sure you're not feeling up to doing anything right now." Yukari agreed.
"Hey, where's our club president? Shouldn't Gin be involved with the recruiting?" Mizore asked.
"He's probably off somewhere taking dirty pictures of unsuspecting girls! Gross!" Yukari grumbled as Kurumu nodded and the rest of us deadpanned.
"That bad?" Lady asked.
"Total perv. You'll regret meeting him." I confirmed.
"If he takes any pictures of me, he'll regret it." Ayane snapped.
"Deviantart already did plenty of that, so..." I said, shrugging.
Out front of campus...
We see a camera going up and down the girls from before. "Wow, so this is the school dorm?" The blue-haired girl with double ponytails (who was fondling Yukari earlier) asked.
"It looks like a nice and roomy place!" The pinkish-red haired girl said.
"I'm sure we'll have lots of fun here." The long-haired blonde (who was snuggling up to Kurumu earlier) said excitedly.
From his cover in the bushes, Gin lowered his camera. "Slim pickings so far. Not seeing many sexy babes to shoot yet." He said, sneaking up closer, revealing the bus he was hiding in was actually a mobile disguise. He turned from those girls and instantly perked up when he saw a girl walking up to him, although he was unaware of that, all he noticed at the moment was... "Whoo! Oh, man, look at those knee-socks! Makes for some nice, glossy pics! That's no ordinary chick!" He laughed.
The girl those knee-socks and legs belonged to, however, was not amused. "Hey you, want an eye full? I'll give you one!" She said, raising her leg to kick him in the face.
"Huh?! No, no, wait, wait, wait!" He begged, but regardless, she kicked him in the face, breaking his camera screen. He looked up at the sky, but then fell to his side and collapsed.
Back with us...
We were walking down the halls when I stopped suddenly. "I sense a disturbance in the force. Some pervert just got his ass handed to him. Oh well." I said, continuing along with the rest of the gang: currently myself, Lady, Damion, Mizore, Ayane, Tsukune and Moka. So basically everyone except Kurumu and Yukari.
"Serves him right then." Lady said.
"Yeah, one less perv whose ass we have to kick." Ayane said in her usual dark tone.
"I really should be helping the girls with the recruiting." Moka said worriedly.
"No, it's fine. Like Yukari said, don't worry about it." Tsukune said as we walked by a stand Ruby was attending to.
"Hey there." She called when we didn't notice her right off.
"Oh, hey, Ruby, I haven't seen you since the time skip." I said.
"Yeah, what are you doing here? Last I checked they didn't let you be a student." Damion said.
"It's a long story. But right now I'm working for the director and helping out wherever there's a need." She explained.
"Isn't that the same thing you said to Moka?" Tsukune said.
"Yeah, but like I said it IS a long story." She said, explaining it, but we stopped paying attention.
"Hey, check it out. Those sure look good, don't they?" I asked, licking my lips.
"Kinda cute, too." Lady agreed.
"Yeah, they sure do!" Moka said, holding up one of the bags, revealing another letter.
"Uh-oh." Damion and I said at the same time.
"Jynx! You owe me ANOTHER soda." I said.
"What's one doing here?!" Moka panicked.
Tsukune picked it up and read it. "Dearest Moka. At long last, I have arrived here at Yokai Academy. I'm looking forward to tomorrow's entrance ceremony. 'cuz that's the day I'm going to end your life once and for all." He read seriously, shocking everyone.
"You make it sound WAY darker than Moka did." I said.
"Because he knew what to expect." Ayane said.
"Okay, so at this point, we're positive it's not a typo." I said.
"Obviously." Damion said with a glare.
"Relax. This one girl can't be that much of a problem for the whole group." Lady said.
"Exactly. Thanks, babe." I said, kissing her cheek.
"Lucky Kurumu wasn't here to see that. She's try to snap you in half, Lady." Damion told her.
"And she'd get a rocket from Kalina Ann up her ass." Lady said, holding up the rocket launcher.
"Hey, Ruby, did you happen to see who dropped this bat-shaped letter here?" Tsukune asked, but we all deadpanned to see she was still explaining her story.
Out by the club areas...
"Join the baseball club!" One guy called out, holding out a baseball (Where was THAT club last year?!)
Not too far off, the swim club was for some reason STILL running even after the shit they pulled before. "Hey, guys, come join the swim club! Our club president's a total hottie! She smells like fish, though." One girl called as Tamao was in a small kiddie-pool in her monster form (I believe there's an old saying, if she smells like fish, stay away... Or is it If it smells like fish, don't eat it?).
Not too far away, the photo club and the creepy guy was back. "You like ghosts?! Come take pictures of 'em in the photo club!" He called out (not this guy again).
Finally we get to our club and Kurumu and Yukari were once again in their maid outfits. "Hi, we're the newspaper club!" Kurumu said seductively.
"Please, take a free copy! Here!" Yukari said, holding them out.
"Hey, I'll take one!" One guy said.
"Me, too!" His buddy said as they each took one.
"Wow, this looks really professional!" The first one said.
"Hey, this may be a club worth reading into. Hey, check it out! An article about arson!" The second one suggested (FINALLY! A dude who isn't a perv and loves my articles! I guess not ALL the guys at the school are pervs).
"Hey, did you hear that? They think we're a hit!" Yukari said happily.
"Yahoohoo! At this rate, we'll probably recruit a bunch of new members!" Kurumu cheered happily, putting her hand on Yukari's head.
"What's with this stupid paper?" One girl asked, drawing the attention of the witchling and the succubus. "Who wrote it, Kindergarteners? Talk about lame? And what sadistic dumbass writes an arson article?" A familiar female figure said, crumpling up the paper she had and tossing it over her shoulder to someone else.
Back with me...
"Someone just dissed one of my arson articles!" I said in anger, putting on my Scorpion mask. "THEY WILL PAY!" I shouted, my voice having the demonic echo under the mask.
Back to them...
"I'll show you lame you freshman brat! Get back here!" Kurumu snapped, but then they were swarmed for papers.
Back with us...
"Boy, I'm beat. I'm startin' to feel old." I said, putting my hand on my right shoulder and flexing my right arm.
"You're in better shape than you ever were before, Sai. You're overreacting." Lady said.
"Yeah. Besides, don't you demons live for centuries?" Damion asked.
"Unless someone kills us." I said.
"I should be helping..." Moka said, still thinking about that.
"Are you still on that? Let it go, already." Ayane sighed.
"Ha! Frozen reference!" I laughed.
"You won't live for centuries if you keep that up." She snapped.
"Whatever." I said, walking a bit ahead of the group.
"Sai! Your back!" Moka said.
I reached back and found it was another letter. "Better than a kick me sign." I said, reading it."Dearest Moka. It's almost time. I'm already on campus and I'm waiting nearby- Okay, I know these are letters from some crazy psycho killer, but these letters cannot sound more like stalker's notes." I said, then continued. "The entrance ceremony. That day, my beloved Moka, will be your last one alive." I said. Moka's eyes widened in shock, Suddenly a black cat hissed at us, but I blew it the fuck up with a shotgun. "I'm a demon with a shotgun~" I sang.
Moka then ran off crying. "Moka, wait!" Tsukune said.
"This is why I like her Inner side better. She'd just welcome the challenge." I said.
"I hear you!" Damion said.
"See? This is why you and me are friends, we just click. We have nearly the same opinions, except you hate Rap music, Pop music and Family guy." I said.
Later in our dorms...
"Well, I hope Moka will be okay. Meh, she's a vampire, she can handle it." I said, taking my shirt off and laying down in bed... Next to Lady, who was only in her bra and panties ^.^
"So, aren't you worried about that death threat you got earlier?" She asked.
"Would I be here with you right now if I was?" I said, running my finger around her belly button (I won't get into TOO graphic stuff, sorry, but it's T rated, not M rated).
"I guess not, but I'm glad you are here." She said.
I leaned down and started kissing her neck, when suddenly, there was a knock on my door. "You have got to be SHITTING ME!" I snapped, getting up and answering the door.
"Hey, Sai, this came for you." The dude said, handing me a bat letter.
"Fantastic, bye." I said, slamming the door, going over to my trench coat and pulling out a thumbtack and a piece of paper. "Occupant unavailable, slide letters under the door. DO NOT DISTURB." I wrote, then tacked it on the outside of the door.
Meanwhile, outside of the dorms...
"Oh, Damion..." Mizore said, looking at his window. "I REALLY enjoy spying on you every night before I hit the sack." She said. Suddenly, she heard some twigs snapping and looked to see the figure from before that crashed into Damion, Tsukune and I on her bike before, kicked Gin in the face and dissed MY ARSON ARTICLE!
"I wonder which room it is?" She said, looking around as Mizore stood up.
"Hey, you there!" Mizore called.
"Just who the hell are you?!" The girl demanded.
"Look, I don't know who it is you're spying on, but you really shouldn't be sneaking around out here like that." She said (….. You wanna be the pot or the kettle?).
"Yeah? And what the hell are YOU doing?" The girl asked, pointing at the snow woman.
"Me? Well, you see, I was trying to look at this cute guy I have a thing for." Mizore said, blushing and rubbing her face.
The girl lowered her head and smirked. "Well, I guess that makes you a stalker then, doesn't it, you sicko!" She said arrogantly.
Mizore looked up and growled. "Whoever you are, you just got on my bad side!" She said, making her hands ice spikes and throwing them at the girl, who merely laughed.
"Heh heh, see ya!" She said, vanishing.
"Whoa, I can't believe she dodged my attack!" Mizore said, shocked.
The next day...
The group got together and Moka looked completely exhausted. "The hell happened to you?" I asked.
She held up a bundle of the letters. "They arrived last night. A new one showed up every 10 minutes, I hardly got any sleep." She said.
"Same here. I just took some sleeping pills." I said.
Then the entrance ceremony was going to start. "The entrance ceremony is about to start. This is where the letter writer said they'd strike. Guys, we've gotta protect Moka at any costs." Tsukune said.
"Would you relax, I could solo this show easily." I said.
"You can count me in!" Yukari said, raising her hand.
"My job is to protect humans, but I guess I can make an exception for a friend." Lady said.
"Why not? I might get some action out of this." Ayane said.
I wonder what kind of action she means? Like the kind Serena wants with her?
[I... highly doubt that. I think she meant to fight.]
(I was wondering where the hell you two were.) I thought to my head voices.
"Things would get pretty boring if my main rival got bumped off. So I'll lend a hand." Kurumu said.
"Main rival for what?" I asked.
"For your love of course!" She said, throwing herself at me, but I grabbed Ayane and pulled her in the way.
"Do that again, I rip out your throat." She growled at me, pushing away Kurumu.
"And let's get one thing straight. The only girl that has Sai's love is me." Lady said, pointing a pistol at her.
"Jesus fucking Christ, I've missed you!" I told her.
"You'll lend a hand, huh? I bet you will." Mizore said to Kurumu.
"What did you say, you cold-hearted creep!?" Kurumu demanded.
"Watch the way you talk to her, Kurumu." Damion snapped.
"Oh, I almost forgot to mention it, but speaking of creeps, I saw this weird stalker last night, you guys." Mizore said.
"What did they look like?" Yukari asked.
"Well, she was a girl and she had this crazy bright orange hair." Mizore said putting her hand to her chin to think.
This got simultaneous response from a few of us:
Sai & Lady: Orange hair?!
Ayane: Orange?
Damion & Tsukune: Did you say orange hair?!
Suddenly, we felt a massive tremor and it sounded like someone just smashed something, Hulk style.
In the auditorium...
Someone had just kicked a dude through a wall. "That'll teach you pervs to ogle me. Losers." A familiar female voice scoffed.
"Losers? Us?!" One of them asked.
"Do you think you're so cute we're gonna let you get away with saying that?!" The other one asked.
"You're the ones trying to get away with something, but unlike me, you're ugly as sin!" The girl countered.
"What?! Ugly as sin!" The first guy asked.
"Nobody talks to us that way, skank!" The other one said.
"No you've really pissed me off?! You know what Yokai Academy rule number one is?!" The first one asked as he began changing into
"A rule you're about to break." I said, getting onto the scene with Vergil's Air Trick he taught me over the Spring Break. I teleported everyone else there, too, but they didn't land on their feet like I did, as they weren't prepared.
"The rule is except under special circumstances, as long as you're on campus, you must always remain in human form!" He shouted, now a giant Frankenstein monster.
"Funny to talk about the rule as you're breaking it." I said, making the dude sound like an idiot.
"Right?" Damion asked.
"And you insulting us is a special circumstance!" The other one said, becoming a giant red cyclops.
"Lame. I don't even want to touch them to hit them." I said.
"What the hell?! Ms. Nekonome, what happened?!" Tsukune asked.
"[Shit just got real.]" Me and my voices answered.
"I don't know what set it off, but one of the knew girls picked a fight with two now incredibly big boys!" She said in a panic.
"So... As a teacher, shouldn't you go deal with that?" I asked.
"Run all you want, baby." The Frankenstein said.
"You're not getting away from us!" The Cyclops shouted.
The girl laughed. "If you lugs think you can catch me, go ahead and try." The girl said in sing-song.
"Wait, that voice!" Kurumu said.
"It's that snotty freshman girl from yesterday!" Yukari agreed.
"You think you can just get away from A class monsters like us, huh?" The Frankenstein said as the two apparently lost track of her in the crowd and started looking for her.
"Stupid rule breakers AND dumbasses who brag for nothing." I said, knowing most of our group was at least S class and those that aren't are nearly as strong as S class.
"Wow, you guys really ARE losers if you're bragging about being A class!" The girl smirked.
"I'm starting to like this girl." I said.
"What?" Lady said, putting Kalin Ann up to my face.
"In a friendly way, you know? Like someone you can agree with. Like Damion." I said reassuringly.
"What?!" The Cyclops demanded as the Frankenstein threw a bunch at the girl, which she easily dodged.
When she jumped, we all noticed something:
Sai: It's her!
Lady: That girl!
Damion: Wait, that's!
Ayane: Her hair!
Tsukune: It's that girl with the orange hair!
"She's the stalker I saw last night!" Mizore said.
"Oh, please!" The Frankenstein said.
"Once we get ahold of you, you're gonna regret mouthing off to us!" The cyclops said.
"If I had Yamato, those idiots would be in pieces by now... But Vergil would kill me if I took that." I said.
The girl laughed again, easily dodging all of their attacks. "Please, you're way too slow! I've seen paint dry faster than you two sacks of crap!" She said, expertly dodging, rolling and flipping in the air.
Suddenly, someone began taking pictures of her... especially her legs and panties, like mad. "Yep, that's her! I know those knee-socks. She's the girl in this picture!" Gin said, showing us the picture of the girl just before the kick connected to his face. He was quickly beaten down by Kurumu, Yukari, Lady and Ayane.
I then looked at Ms. Nekonome, who was still standing there, shaking back and forth, meowing. "Why are you still not doing anything?" I asked.
She then jolted up. "As the only teacher here, I've gotta put an end to this and quickly!" She said, running up to the stage.
"About damn time." I said, crossing my arms.
The two bumbling monsters had lost track of her, unable to find her anywhere. "Hey, where is she?" The Cyclops asked as the Frankenstein let out a small growl.
Ms. Nekonome grabbed the mike and her voice came on the speakers. "Meow! Testing, 1, 2,3! Testing, 1,2,3! All freshman, would you please take your seats and refrain from destroying the gymnasium!" She announced.
"Shut it!" The Frankenstein said, throwing a chair into the speaker, cutting it in half.
"That's it, I can't take it anymore." I said about to spring into action.
"Sai, wait! We need to get Moka out of here!" He said, grabbing my shoulder.
"I don't care. If the freshman knows who I am, she'll attack me first if I'm out in the open. I've taken down 2 vampires before, a third shouldn't be a problem." I said.
"That girl being chased... The loud one with the bright orange hair. What's she doing here?" Moka asked in shock.
"Moka! Come on, we've gotta get out of here!" Tsukune said.
Suddenly a chair went flying through the air right at us. "Badass ninja time!" I said, doing a round kick with my left leg, then jumping and doing the same with my right leg, doing a 360, somehow taking off Moka's rosary with my foot in the process, kicking the chair away at the end.
The jewel on the rosary suddenly turned into an eye and opened. The, there was a massive wave of monster energy released in a familiar bright pink light. This stopped everyone in their tracks as Moka began to transform, rising into the air with her hands near the rosary as many rings of bats spiraled around her. "Ooh, new transformation sequence." I said, watching in awe.
Rather than a bat just flying into them and them growing, Moka's ass and curves were gradually becoming more defined, as well as her boobs gradually expanding and becoming greater. Then the weirdness came as, in the form of bright yellow bats, her clothes began deteriorating and creating the bats swarming around her. Then, like a cocoon, Inner Moka was coming out of Outer Moka's body and, with Outer Moka naked, imaged on the moon, Inner Moka stood below the moon with the bats once again swarming around her and covering her. At that moment, she threw a kick and all the bats scattered.
"It's been too long, Moka." I said, kissing her hand as she offered it, but at the same time, shooting a look to Lady that it meant nothing and I was only being polite.
"It has been a long time, Sai." She said, then glared back at the fight. "Putting that aside..." She continued, walking up to the fight. "This fight is ridiculous." She finished, continuing to walk up, terrifying the larger monsters.
"Hey, what is this? You feel all that incredible power?" The Frankenstein asked, backing away.
"It's coming from that woman there." The Cyclops said, equally terrified.
"They're lucky I don't go into my Majinn Form. Hell hath no fury. It would make Moka's energy seem weak." I smirked.
"Whoa, who the heck is that?" The blue-haired girl with the double ponytails asked.
"She's got blood-red eyes!" The pinkish-red haired girl said.
"And tons of monster energy." The blonde said.
"Guys, wait! Do you guys think she's a legendary S class super monster?" The blue-haired one asked.
"A VAMPIRE?!" They all said in shock.
I looked at Gin at that moment. "Why do they only do that for vampires? You and I are S class and nobody goes into shock and wonder when we go into monster forms." I said.
"Hey, everyone's got their moments." Gin said, shrugging.
"Because vampires are the strongest." Damion said.
"Say that again." I growled, amplifying my own monster energy.
"She's an S class?!" The Frankenstein asked.
"Yeah, man, I think she is!" The Cyclops said.
"Oh, wow!" The blue-haired girl asked.
"Oh, not again." I sighed.
"She's super scary, but so cool!" The pinkish-red haired one said.
"Out of all the older students here, she's my new favorite." The blonde said.
"I wanna be her!" the blue-haired one said.
"Me, too, cuz she's the real deal!" The pinkish-red haired one said as they all ran in.
"Nevermind, I'm happy to be out of the spotlight." I said.
As they all ran in and Moka was less than 10 feet away from the monsters, she stopped. "Listen up!" She said, stopping everyone in their tracks. "All of you are in highschool now, so start acting like it, okay?" She said, then glared. "Knock it off!" She shouted, kicking and throwing waves of energy as she kicked, sending them at the titanic monsters.
"Well, Moka's learned some new tricks, too. We may need to have a rematch." Damion said.
"So have I. It would end the same as last time." I said.
"What if I was there, too?" He asked, upping his monster energy.
"Just like Sick Puppies 'You're going down.'" I told him, upping mine above his.
The waves from the kick sent the two monsters flying and the wind made every girl's skirt blow around like crazy. "Damn, that's a nice breeze." I said, stabbing Nevan into the ground to keep me in place.
"Yeah!" Gin said, taking more pictures, only to be hit with a chair thrown at him by Lady.
"Sick perv." She snapped.
Moka did a couple good flips and rolls in the air, landing on stage and grabbing the mike. "Well, am I making myself clear?!" She demanded.
"Yes, ma'am!" they all cheered, including the giant monsters, all with heart shapes in their eyes.
"Oh, that does it." I said annoyed, kicking the two monsters out of the building chasing after them and doing a summoning dance. "Elustra Fauna!" I said, probably incorrectly, but I don't speak Enochian. Either way, my hair then snaked and went into a demonic portal. As the two monsters got up, another portal opened behind them and from it rose Gomorrah, which snatched both of them in its mouth and crushed them, effortlessly devouring them, then disappearing.
"Was that... Necessary?" Tsukune said in fear.
"So that's what you meant when you said you learned new stuff." Damion said, thoroughly impressed.
"Yep. And necessary, no. Fun? Hell yeah. Those guys really annoyed me. Besides, I couldn't think of anyone else in this season to do that on." I said.
"Well, Sai. It looks like we may have to fight again after all." Moka said, walking up with her rosary.
"It will probably end the same way." I told her.
"There's an old saying: Too much pride can kill a man." She said, reattaching her rosary, collapsing in Tsukune arms.
Do you think we just gave any spoilers?
[Quite possibly. Oh, well. The fans probably saw that coming, anyway.]
"Are you okay, Moka? What happened?" Yukari asked, concerned.
"She pushed herself too hard and was beat to begin with." Tsukune said.
"Well, I guess the entrance ceremony can go off as planned now." Mizore said.
"Exactly right, my little snow bunny." Damion said.
"Oh, get a room." I said, before being frozen.
"But who is that girl?" Kurumu asked.
"Yeah! That's what I wanna know! It seems like we've all run into her before." Tsukune said.
"Why should we care? She's just a snotty freshman and if she gets on our bad side, she'll regret it. Plain and simple." I said, burning my way through the ice.
"Well, I know her." Moka said.
"You do? Who is she?!" Tsukune asked.
"Wait! I seemed to have stopped caring." I said.
The door behind us then opened. "Her worst nightmare." The girl's voice said. "It's been a really long time, hasn't it, Moka?" The girl asked as she was propped up against the closed door with her foot on the open one. She then stood upright and turned to us. "What did you think of all those letters I sent?" She asked.
"Okay, nevermind, I care again." I said, getting ready to fight.
"Did you manage to read all of them?" She asked.
"I busted my bat butt to deliver all of 'em, whee~!" Kou said, flying onto her shoulder.
"Wait, he's not part of the show, he's just a narrator." I said, confused.
"We're not gonna let you hurt Moka, Sai or Damion!" Tsukune said.
"She can't hurt me." I said, stepping forward.
"Everyone, run away." Moka said quietly, trembling in fear.
"What why?" Tsukune asked.
"Yeah. I've been needing a challenge." Damion said.
"Because, she's my..." Moka said, but couldn't finish.
"Well, I said I was gonna take your life and now it's time! Big sister." She said, pointing at Moka.
I then turned and looked at Moka. "I asked if there was a vampire with a younger sister I beat last season. You didn't think of sharing that?" I asked, annoyed.
"What?! Big sister?!" Kurumu, Yukari and Tsukune shouted, shocked.
Moka started trembling more and more in fear. "Please help me, Tsukune!" She said, biting him.
"Seriously?" I said annoyed.
Yeah! She's the older sister, kick her ass!
[We all know Moka's useless with the rosary on. Besides, it's the end of the episode. We'll kick this new girl's ass next chapter.]