Yukari was happily skipping to school as usual, when she noticed me. "Sai, wait up!" She called, chasing after me. I turned quickly enough to see her there, set a pillow down where I was standing and used Scorpion's teleport move to get the HELL out of there to where Lady and Ayane were, Yukari landing face-first on the pillow.
"Good thing you left a pillow for her." Lady said, holding onto one of my arms.
"You could've not just not let her fall." Ayane said in her normal annoyed tone.
"And miss the comedy? Never." I said.
Yukari got up and Kurumu stood beside her, shaking her boobs. "Unless I'm mistaken, it looks like Sai just ran away from you, didn't he?" She asked tauntingly.
"No, he didn't!" Yukari said.
Kurumu stood up and struck a sexy pose. "Ha! He obviously doesn't take you seriously. And why would he, you are just a little kid after all." She said, her boobs bouncing on there own with no one touching them or anything (What the hell?! I thought that was bullshit guys do in movies!).
"Not everything is about being big, you know!" Yukari snapped.
Kurumu then leaned down, pinning most of Yukari's face in her boobs. "No one ever told you that a woman's feminine appeal is in her breasts? Her. Breasts. I can't believe you didn't know that! You may be little, but you're not a baby." She said, keeping Yukari's face in her boobs no matter how hard the witchling tried to struggle... Until she put her wand up to Kurumu's boobs and exerted a bunch of monster energy with a furious look on her face. The screen went black and we hear a large metal clang. "See what I mean, you're a kid!" Kurumu shouted, the screen returning to Yukari walking away from Kurumu, who had a golden washtub smash her in the head, keeping it on the ground with her ass up in the air.
"I don't have to listen to this." Yukari said, walking to class.
Lady then came back around and kicked Kurumu in the ass, flipping her onto her back to look Lady in the face. "By the way, dumbass, Sai prefers personality and intelligence, so you'll never get with him being a sex-addicted retard. And one more thing: Sai takes Yukari more seriously than she takes you." She said, dropping the washtub back on Kurumu's face.
Later, in her dorm, because I'm skipping the class scene...
Yukari stood in front of a mirror. (I wonder... Could it really be that I'm just too little?) She thought, adjusting her clothes to try to push her boobs out more and standing on her toes to seem taller. She then went to her closet and pulled out a beautiful dress. "Soon as I fill this out, he'll notice me." She said, giggling, then had a fantasy about me asking her for a dance. She kept giggling, but then remembered her parents and how excited she was when she first got her cute little witch outfit. She then shook her head and looked in the mirror with a determined look on her face. "Yukari, we can do this! YEAH!" She said, fist pumping.
Later, outside...
I kicked Tsukune's ass after him and Moka were fawning over each other, then she drank his blood, both of which Damion laughed at. Unbeknownst to us, Yukari was spying on us from around a corner. "The fact that he lets her do that is weird. Still, she does have THOSE. Kurumu, too." She said, going back around the corner and putting her hands over her non-existent boobs. "Mine are so small... I WANT TITS!" She shouted.
Later, in the nurse's office...
Yukari slid open the door and looked in. "Hello, is anybody in here?" She asked. "Awesome, looks like the coast is clear!" She whispered, then set her hat on the table. "Before someone shows up..." She said, walking over to the height scale and lowering it to her head. "I haven't grown one bit since last year." She said, disappointed, then walked in front of the mirror. She then remembered what Kurumu said, but then put her hands behind her head, dismissing it. "Just wait, one of these days, I'm gonna grow up and have a hot body and Sai won't be able to take his eyes off me." She said, then started sweating.
"You're tired of being small, eh?" The school nurse said quietly, peaking out from behind a curtain to separate the beds.
Yukari then alerted herself, freaking out and turning around. "The school nurse! I'm really sorry, don't worry, I'm not sick or anything!" She said, about to run out, but the nurse cut her off.
"There's no need to run away. My name is Mako Yakumaru. Well now, you wanna grow up, right?" She said, confusing Yukari. "I'm sorry to eavesdrop, but I happened to hear about you back there. If you want, I can help you out with your little problem." She said.
"But it's impossible! There's no kind of magic that can turn a kid into an adult." Yukari said.
"Oh, I don't know about that." Mako said, putting a finger on her chin. Suddenly, she was right behind Yukari getting ready to stab her with a finger looking like some weird knife thing. "Don't worry about it. I'm gonna make you all grown up. Right. Now." She said, stabbing Yukari in the neck and injecting her with something. Then, everything went black...
Later...
Yukari then woke up on one of the beds in the nurse's office. (Am I in the Nurse's office? What happened? Did I lie down in here and go to sleep at some point?) She asked herself in her head, walking out. (How strange. I think I'll just go home early today.) She said, walking down the halls, stopping when she saw all the guys freaking out about a hot chick and looking in her direction. (Why is everybody looking at me like that? Oh, Moka must be back there.) She said, turning to look for her vampire friend, but saw nothing, yet the comments continued. (What the heck is going on here?) She asked, entering the classroom and drawing everyone's attention.
"WHAA-?!" Damion, our new friend Draco, Selene, Ayane, Lady and I said at once, shocked.
"Wh- What the hell is going on?!" I demanded, unsure of what I'm seeing.
"Oh, god, the acid's kicking in again!" Draco said.
"Is that who I think it is?!" Damion asked in disbelief, his mouth agape.
"If that is then how the hell did that happen?!" Selene said, trying to contemplate on what she's seeing.
"It looks just like her..." Ayane said, surprised.
"But it can't be!" Lady said, stunned.
"Who's that?" Kurumu asked Moka.
"Beats me." Moka replied.
"Somehow I get the feeling I've seen her before, but-." Tsukune said, but she interrupted.
"Hey, Sai, how are you today?!" She asked cheerfully.
"Um... Sorry, but do I know you?" I asked as a test.
"Who does she think she is acting all fresh with Sai like that?" Kurumu said angrily.
Mizore then popped up at the moment. "Did I freeze your brain at some point, because I could've sworn he said it won't happen between you. It's getting annoying." She said.
"I told you, Sai is mine!" Kurumu demanded, shaking Mizore.
The girl must've ignored what I said and sat down in Yukari's seat. "Hey, that's Yukari's seat." I told her.
"Duh, I know that!" She said, turning to me.
"Yeah, but you're not Yukari-." Tsukune said, but then she interrupted, standing up and causing her boobs to jiggle once.
"What in the world has gotten into you? I AM Yukari Sendo, don't you recognize your old friends?" She asked.
"But you don't look like Yukari." Damion said.
"Watch this!" She said, holding up her wand, causing a golden washtub to fall down and hit Kurumu, taking her to the floor.
"Can you hit Tsukune with one of those, too?" Draco asked.
"Th-that attack!" I said, eyes wide open.
"Yukari's favorite!" Damion continued stunned.
"Magic trick!" Lady said, shocked as the rest of us.
"How?" Ayane said, now completely surprised.
"It's not like it's a big deal." She said happily, but then Selene turned her to face the window. "What the..." She said quietly, surprised as anyone else. A clock began ticking for a few seconds before she tried to pull her skirt down in the back. "Oh, no! My skirt's so short everyone can see my little beary!" She shrieked in embarrassment, to which everyone in our little group tried not to laugh.
Later, back in the nurse's office...
Yukari stood in front of the mirror, trying to hold her skirt down again and holding one of her boobs. "This body. I can't believe it's actually me!" She said happily. She then took a sexy pose and winked. "What was that Sai? Well, thank you." She said.
With me...
"Ugh..." I groaned.
"What's the matter, Sai?" Damion asked.
"Someone's fantasizing about me again." I said, annoyed.
"Hey, with all the stories you write, you probably have a lot of fangirls by now. Besides, you have like 6 girls here chasing after you." Draco said.
"Ugh..." I groaned again.
Back to the Nurse's office...
"So, tell me, Yukari: How do you like being all grown-up?" Mako asked, walking up from behind her.
Yukari quickly turned around to face her. "Oh, it's great, I love it!" She said happily.
"That's wonderful." Mako said.
Yukari then lunged and hugged her. "Thank you so much!" She said.
"It was my pleasure." Mako replied, returning the hug.
"How could I ever thank you enough? You really made this thing happen for me! You're the best nurse EVER!" Yukari said happily.
"I'm glad I was able to help you out." Mako said.
Later, in Moka's dorm...
Yukari burst through the door. "Moka!" She shouted, surprising the vampire. "Let's take a bath together again tonight! Come on, hurry up!" Yukari said, dragging Moka along with her presumably.
"Hey, wait, hold on a sec!" The vampire protested.
Later, in the bath room...
The two were relaxing in the bat after Moka added in her herbs and such, then they heard someone. "What's that smell?" Lady asked on the other end of the bath, now smelling the herbs.
"Hey, Lady, over here!" Yukari said, waving.
"Hey." Moka said more calmly, also waving politely.
"Oh, hey." She said, going over to them.
"What are you doing here all alone?" Moka asked.
"Because Sai can't get in the water." She said.
In Draco's dorm...
I was chilling with Draco and Damion, drinking a beer to drown my sorrows. "Yep. I tell ya, guys, sometimes being a demon SUCKS. There's so much I can't do with my baby: take a bath with her, go swimming or go to an amusement park with the eventual kids. If I wanna get into water deeper than my waist, I need a fucking wetsuit." I said, downing the rest of the beer and reaching for another one from Draco.
"Oh, a fate truly worse than death." He said.
"I honestly feel bad for you, man." Damion said, patting me on the back a couple times, taking a swig from his beer.
Back with the girls...
Yukari closed her eyes and stretched, Lady and Moka looking at her boobs, still not believing how big they've gotten so fast and wondering how. Yukari noticed Moka looking, Lady turning her head as soon as Yukari opened her eyes again. "Something wrong?" She asked Moka.
"Oh, no, nothing." Moka said, leaning away and waving dismissively. She then noticed Yukari looking at a certain area on her. "Uh, what are you..." She asked.
"I'm looking at your boobs!" She said happily, to which the vampire panicked and covered them. "I always remember them being so much bigger than that, but I guess they're really not that big after all, huh?" She asked, pressing her own boobs together, to which both older girls laughed nervously.
"There's a reason for that now." Lady said.
"But you're skin is still so smooth and silky, I can't help but love those tits!" She said, tackling and groping Moka.
"O-okay, that's enough!" Lady said awkwardly, trying to pry the witch away.
(No doubt about it, this is Yukari.) Moka thought.
Shortly after, the girls were all getting dressed, Yukari slipped on her night gown, Lady was now in a pair of short shorts with a tank top on and Moka was now in her bra and panties, then the witch turned to them. "Hey, Moka, Lady, I was wondering something: Where do you buy your bras?" She asked.
"What? Oh, well, I bought mine in the human world. Wait-" Lady said, realizing the reason she asked.
Moka also turned at that moment. "Wait a minute, are you saying you don't have a-" She said, but then stopped.
"Yep. I'm totally bra-less right now." Yukari said.
"That's not something you should announce like that in the future." Lady said.
"So in other words, you..." Moka said, looking down, freaking out when she realized she could see through the witch's nightgown, putting her hands on Moka's shoulders. "That's not good at all, Yukari! It's really, really dangerous!" Moka said, hugging Yukari.
"It's not quite THAT dangerous, but she's right, it's not good to be without one." Lady said.
"We'll buy you some tomorrow, but until then you CANNOT leave the dorm!" Moka said seriously, holding her finger up to indicate she was making a point.
"Huh? I don't get it, why not?" Yukari asked.
Suddenly, Moka got an angry, serious glare on her face with a scary anime background as Yukari sweatdropped. "Because I told you not to." She said angrily.
"Wow, you have a lot of scary moments in the second season." Lady said, although she wasn't really fazed.
"'Kay?" Moka asked sternly.
"Okay, you got it." Yukari said, shakily. The two older girls left and Yukari turned to the mirror and realized what they were concerned about, covering her boobs.
The next day, at the school store. "Wow! They're so cute!" Yukari said, looking at the bras on display as Moka was searching through them, Kurumu just looking suspiciously at the formerly small witch and Mizore and Lady both not caring and looking through magazines; Mizore's was a fashion magazine and Lady's was a magazine all about guns.
"How, do you suppose she's gotten so huge all of a sudden?" Kurumu asked Lady and Mizore quietly.
"She probably slept for about 10,000 years. I hear that makes kids grow." Mizore said.
"Obviously that's not it, we saw her just yesterday in the morning and she was her normal size, then a little while later in the SAME day, she shows up huge. She's a witch, what do you think?" Lady asked, looking at the near brain-dead succubus.
"It's magic, don't you think?" She asked.
"That's basically what I was getting at." Lady said in a tone to make Kurumu sound stupid.
"Ask." Mizore said, to which Lady nodded and pointed to her a couple times.
Kurumu then stepped up and pointed. "Hey, I bet you're not even really Yukari, are you? No way she could grow those melons." She said.
Yukari looked back at her, but then confidently turned away and back to Moka, holding her arms out to the side. "Nice try, but wrong. I am Yukari and my boobs are 100 percent magic-free." She said as Moka continued to rule out options for bras. She giggled and looked at Moka. "It's the real deal. I'm a true woman now!" She said.
Elsewhere...
"Something tells me I'm not gonna like this season." I said, doing a split and ducking under the two katanas coming at my head, then trapping the two blades in between my katanas and doing a break-dance move as a sweep kick to take Damion and Draco to the ground.
"What makes you say that?" Damion asked, attacking at an average, casual rate, which I casually blocked.
"A: Half these episodes focus on one person, making it hard to give every character a fair share of lines. B: Tsukune still doesn't die. C: The line thing is even harder adding in more and more characters. D: a lot of villains in this season are kind of stupid." I said, easily blocking an attack from Draco behind me and kicking him in the stomach with a rear kick.
"The life of a writer isn't easy." Selene said, shooting at me with a pistol.
"Don't we all know." I said, blocking the bullets.
Now Yukari has the little singing montage thing. (This is amazing! I'm amazing! These are amazing! Now that I'm all grown-up, I'm the most popular girl in school. And I can wear the raciest outfits I want.) She thought mischievously, trying on a bunch of different outfits, montage style. (And as for sex appeal, I totally rock!) She thought, turning and blowing a kiss to the annoying pervs following her that I hadn't killed yet, freezing them in place, making it easier for me, the guys and Ayane to kill them.
"Sick pervs." Ayane said.
"Bunch of creeps." Selene agreed.
"Well, they're dead now, right? Yay, good job, guys." Draco said.
Yukari continued walking, passed the tall, annoying pedophile perv from the fanclub coalition, who was weeping. "No... My poor darling. My eternal rose is gone." He wept, going to the floor, crying waterfalls of tears down on it until I stabbed him in the back of the head, the blade of the sword I was using coming out of his mouth.
"That should shut you up. Stupid, useless pedo pervert." I snapped.
"Yeah, Yukari still annoys me to no end, but I definitely prefer this version." Damion agreed.
Later, in the nurse's office...
Yukari was telling everything to her new best friend, Mako. "You'll never guess what happened next. All of a sudden, he started gushing blood out of his nose!" She said happily.
"Well, Yukari, that stuff's gonna happen now that you're so sexy." She said, walking closer, Yukari getting a momentary shock and blushing. "Come look." She said, leading the witch in front of a mirror. "You are a sexy young woman. There's not a sexier girl in the whole school." She said.
Back with me...
I read the line above. "I agree entirely. There's a sexier girl here with me right now." I said, pulling Lady close and started heating up melted chocolate and pulling out a bunch of strawberries, dimming the lights.
Back with them...
"Mako." Yukari said, somewhat embarrassed as the nurse giggled.
She then left the nurse's office just in time to see me walk passed, not noticing the lipstick on my face and the smell of sex. "Hey, Sai!" She said, drawing my attention.
"Oh, shit." I said.
She then ran in and jumped into the air towards me. "Catch me!" She shouted happily.
"RETREAT!" I said, throwing down a pillow and rushing off.
"Boob fail..." She said, puffing her face up a bit, everyone around looking confused or shocked I rejected her, while up above, Mako looked down with a smirk.
Later, in class...
Yukari was still depressed about me resisting her as Ms. Nekonome was rambling on about something. "And one last thing: Tomorrow, we'll be doing body measurements for the whole school and everyone is required to participate!" The Neko said, catching Yukari's attention. "So let's all be accurate and precised about logging our growth, okay?" She said.
"Okay." We all said like always.
"Well, looks like they've found yet another way to waste my time." I said simply.
"Is he always this negative?" Selene asked her brother.
"Only when he's bored." Damion replied.
"Which is about all the time until class is over." Draco added.
"Finally! This is my chance!" Yukari said, sitting up a bit, looking determined.
Later, outside of the gym...
The girls were lined up, all ready and excited for their measurements, except one girl, who's stomach growled. "Why is this taking so long?" She asked, rubbing her stomach.
"We'll be measuring soon, so just a little bit longer, okay?" Her friend said reassuringly.
"But you know, whatever we weigh today... Will stay on our permanent record!" The third girl in the scene said.
Yukari, meanwhile, was staring at her card with a determined look. (With this amazing new figure of mine, these body measurements will be a walk in the park! Then I'll have documented proof that my gorgeous body is the best in the whole school!) She thought, but then remembered how I still rejected her last time. "But hold on a sec, is it possible that this body's not very sexy?" She asked, pressing her boobs together.
"Yukari, let's go." Moka said, looking back at the young witch.
"Right behind you!" She said, following Moka closely.
Not too far away, a couple of pervs where looking down at the girls from a balcony. "Hey, there's Yukari!" One said.
"And Moka, too, it's a two-fer!" Another one said.
This caught Kurumu's ear and she threw a tantrum. "What the hell?! And what am I, chopped liver!?" She demanded, stomping her feet and throwing her fists in the air.
Selene deadpanned. "Kurumu, everyone knows you're the 3rd wheel of the show..." She said.
"Thank you. We're in college, not preschool, Kurumu, don't act like it." Lady said, sighing.
"Seriously. It's like you try to be annoying." Ayane agreed.
Inside the gym...
Ruby stood in the middle of the gym with a megaphone. "Okay, people! Everyone line up in an orderly fashion to get measured!" She said.
"What are you doing here?" Moka asked.
"It looks like the gang's all here." Ruby said, looking over to the girls.
"You're a doctor now, huh?" Mizore asked.
"No, I'm just helping out with the measurements." She said, then got in a pose with an anime background behind her. "Actually, it's a really long story." She said.
"Not another one..." Lady, Ayane and Selene said, all deadpanning with a sweatdrop.
"You're full of those, aren't you?" Moka asked, also having a sweatdrop. All the girls did, except Kurumu, but it's hard to tell with her because she's behind everyone else.
"Yes, but this one's SO long." She said, then noticed something. "Where's Yukari, is she here?" She asked, looking back to the group.
"What, you can't see?" Yukari asked, pointing to herself. "I finally grew up!" She said, fist-pumping.
"Yeah, she did." Moka agreed.
"We have NO idea how." Kurumu said, annoyed.
"But it's her. Yukari." Mizore said.
"It's REALLY strange." Lady said. Ruby obviously agreed with that, because she completely freaked out.
Just outside the gym door...
Kokoa snuck up to the door and opened it, spotting Moka and the gang quickly. "Looks like I found you, big sis! Just like always, you're there with that wimpy-ass gang of girls." She said, but then noticed something, looking around. "Where'd the little one go?" She asked as Kou flew down to her.
"When you say little runt, do you mean Yukari? To tell you the truth, I don't think she's that much different from you in terms of size." He said, but then she grabbed and squeezed him.
The screen shows only Kokoa now for UNKNOWN REASONS, showing how pissed she was. There was a snapping sound and it looked like she just crushed something in her hand, then calmed down and sighed peacefully. "At any rate, I'm gonna spy on my sister and-" She said, then opened her eyes, shocked to see her in a childish fist fight with Ruby, Yukari, Kurumu and Mizore while Lady, Ayane and Selene just deadpanned to the side. They weren't even trying to hit each other, they were just flailing their fists in the middle of them like they were trying to ineffectively beat up an invisible man in the center of them. "Why are you all fighting like little sissies?!" She shouted.
Suddenly, Ms. Nekonome appeared behind her blowing a whistle and grabbed her shoulder. "Hi! It's not time for the first-year students quite yet." She said, dragging her away, much to her anger.
"You haven't heard the last of me, oh sister of mine! Let go of me!" She continued to shout.
Back with the group...
The group was waiting to have their breast-size measured while Ruby was measuring the next girl in line. "It's 75 centimeters. Alright, next is Moka Akashiya." She said.
Quick skip to the guys...
I read the panel above and looked to Damion and Draco. "About how big is that?" I asked.
"75 centimeters." Draco said jokingly.
"Remind me to kick your ass off-screen. Okay, Damion?" I asked.
"Oh, I don't know... Probably a D cup. Almost every damn woman in this anime is." He said.
"Valid point." Draco and I said at the same time, nodding at him.
Back with the girls...
Moka sat down in front of Ruby nervously, covering her boobs. "What's the matter?" Ruby asked.
"Ruby, it's just showing you my... My breasts... I'm just a bit-" She said nervously, fidgeting a bit, the little anime bubbles and music when she fawns with Tsukune playing.
"Nothing to be embarrassed about, we're both girls, aren't we?" Ruby replied. "Nothing to worry about, it'll be over in a flash." She said reassuringly. Moka finally complied and Ruby did the measurements, then looked shocked. "Whoa, I can't believe they're really..." She said shocked.
Behind the curtain, Yukari and Kurumu were having a small conversation. "We haven't seen much of Gin, lately." Kurumu said, then an announcement came.
"Yukari, Sendo, you're next." Ruby said.
Back with the guys...
"Oh, come on, what was Moka's size!?" Draco demanded.
"Somehow I knew that was coming..." I said, deadpanning.
"Ugh..." Damion groaned.
Back with the girls...
Yukari giggled. "I'm right here." She said, walking over. She and Moka exchanged looks and Yukari went behind the curtain and sat down.
Ruby measured her and much like we'd expect, freaked out. "Dear god, they're HUGE!" She shouted, which echoed through the whole gym.
Yukari popped her head out out from behind the curtain with a smirk. "Yeah." She said slyly.
"What's that smirk, some kind of dumb challenge or something?" Kurumu asked.
"You don't get to call me flat-chested anymore." She said, walking over and holding up her paper to the succubus.
"Let me see that!" Kurumu said, snatching it. Moka looked over and was also shocked, but Kurumu was trembling. "Wow. That's really big!" She said, to which Yukari giggled.
"Obviously." Lady said.
"You can't tell by looking at them? I could tell that when she had her clothes ON." Selene said.
(With these numbers, Sai is as good as mine.)
Back with the guys...
"Oh, gods- DAMMIT!" I said, throwing a punch that sent Damion and Draco sliding back across the ground even after they blocked it.
"Someone's pissed." Draco said.
"And someone's having more thoughts about trying to make me theirs." I said.
"Damn, tough break." Damion said.
Back to the girls...
"So, who's next? Ah, Kurumu Kurono." Ruby announced.
"Oh, please, there's no way I'll lose to the likes of you!" She snapped, storming off behind the curtain, not even handing the paper back.
"Hard on herself, isn't she?" Ayane asked sarcastically, to which Lady and Selene smirked and nodded.
After that, she came back and confidently held out her paper in front of her boobs. "What? Can't you see this card?" She asked. "Well, I'm awfully sorry about this, but it looks like I. Win." She said as Moka and Yukari looked at the card in shock and Yukari was puffing up her face again, pouting.
"Not in the intelligence department." Selene smirked.
"Is it REALLY that surprising?" Ayane asked.
"No, it was pretty obvious to tell in the FIRST season she was the biggest. Just because Yukari got a little bigger didn't make Kurumu smaller." Lady said.
"Right? Obviously, the writers stop thinking a lot of times when they write this." Selene agreed.
"Alright, Mizore, you're next." Ruby said. Nothing. "Mizore?" She asked.
"Where's Mizore?" Moka asked looking around.
"She's gone." Lady said, stretching out "she's".
"Man, she's scary when she does that sometimes. Glad she's not an assassin." Selene said.
Meanwhile...
Mizore was cleverly concealed behind a tree, watching Damion stand on a balance beam and touch his toes (I honestly don't know what they were doing). "You rock, Damion. Rock that forward bend." She said, watching quietly, oblivious to the fact Draco and I were doing more complicated and extreme exercises. Namely, dodging bullets like the Matrix.
Back with the girls...
Some girls were trying to get others to show them their cards and Ms. Nekonome was measuring Kurumu. "That's 152.9" She said, obviously measuring in centimeters.
Back with the guys
"Who measures people in centimeters? Tell us in feet and inches, dammit!" Draco and my idiot head voice said at the same time.
[Let's see, I think there are 10 centimeters in an inch...]
"Fuck it, Google Search." I said, pulling out my phone. "Okay. 5.01-and a bunch of other useless digits. That's 5 foot 1 inch." I said.
"[Ohhh.]" Everyone said in understanding.
Back with the girls...
"No way, that can't be right. Measure me again." Kurumu said.
"Meow?" Ms. Nekonome said, not understanding.
Kurumu then got up in her face. "Hey, are you deaf?! I wanna be measured again!" She snapped, her eyes gleaming and shaking.
"You're too close, meow..." Ms. Nekonome said, quietly. Regardless, she measured her again. "That's 153 on the dot." She said.
Kurumu stepped out from under the scale, mini-dancing in joy. "Yeah! 153" She cheered, walking back to the girls. "Even a millimeter is crucial. Something those jerks don't understand." She said.
"Can you be more of a brat? Just accept what they tell you the first time." Lady said as Ms. Nekonome measured her at 5'6" (or, if you prefer, 170.688).
(Guess if I wanna win, I'm gonna need to be a whole lot bigger, huh? What if I was even bigger than this?) Yukari thought to herself, then imagined having boobs the size of her head, then had a fantasy that ended in her boobs super-expanding then popping, which freaked her out.
"Are you alright?" Moka asked, putting her hand on her shoulder.
"Oh, yeah, sure! I'm totally fine, it's nothing!" She said, but was still freaked out. She then noticed Mako and took off after her.
"Wait, Yukari!" Moka called.
"Wait, where are you going?!" Kurumu asked.
"To the bathroom!" She called, then raced off. She quickly ran after Mako, following her all the way back to the nurse's office. "Mako, I need you! I want you to make my breasts bigger! If they were bigger... If they were bigger, Sai would-" She started, but then Mako interrupted her.
"Stupid little girl." She said.
"What? Stupid?" Yukari asked.
"That's right. You're so naive. You all think you can change your appearance, that'll fix everything. Do you really think things are that simple? Of course, if every single one of you were smart enough to realize that, I'd be left on my own without any prey to feed on." She continued.
"What are you talking about? I don't get it." Yukari said.
Mako then turned to face her, smiling. "What a nice expression on your face. So much negativity swirling around in there. All the foolish hopes. All the unfulfilled desires." She said, walking closer to Yukari, who backed up.
"Mako, no, what's wrong with you?" Yukari asked.
"Oh, no, there's nothing wrong with me. This is who I am." She said, stopping a few feet from Yukari.
"No, I don't believe you. The real Mako is a sweet and caring person-" The young witch said before being interrupted again.
"You don't get it, do you? Wow, you really are stupid. When I decided to make your wish come true, I didn't do it out of kindness." She said, surprising Yukari. "Think of me as, my favorite food is negativity from other monsters." She continued, taking her glasses off. "When you came to me, you were positively swirling with selfish and negative emotions. Yukari had a flashback, long enough for Mako to push her back against a wall. "Don't you see? That's why I made you a woman. Even now, grown up like this, your appearance may have changed, but your situation hasn't. I knew that once you realized you couldn't have him, your despair would grow deeper and more delicious than it already was. It's what I've been waiting for!" She said.
"No, it can't be true. No way. How can you be so- so evil?!" Yukari asked, trembling. "I trusted you. And believed in you!" She said, crying.
Mako then stood up. "And that is exactly why I was so kind to you, Yukari. That's right." She said, Yukari having a brief flashback to the sweet and caring Mako she knew before. "I can taste all of your unbearable emotions: Pain, despair, anger, betrayal, it's all there!" She said as weird lines grew on her face like bigger versions of Naruto's whisker marks, but only two on each side. "Wow, you look so delicious right now..." She said, undoing her hair to reveal it was probably Moka or Trish's length, then lowering her hands. "And from now on, you belong completely to me!" She said, her hands becoming freaky, Lady Deathstrike hands that I can't describe any better than that.
Suddenly, they became a mix of snakes and spears and flew at Yukari. They young witch prepared to defend herself, causing Mako to stop. "Remember, Yukari, if you defeat me, you'll turn right back to the way you used to be." She said. Yukari hesitated, allowing Mako to disarm her. "And don't worry, after I'm done with you, you won't FEEL negative emotions anymore!" She said, ensnaring Yukari and jabbing her in the neck again.
"Oh, no!" The young witch said quietly as the nurse laughed and we all burst in.
"Yukari, no!" Moka screamed.
"You let her go, right now!" She said.
"Draco, Execute maneuver V-5." I said, looking at the blood demon.
"EVERYTHING DIES!" He said as we ran in and started punching the ever-living hell out of her.
"You live in a world of punches!" I shouted, laughing as we beat her down.
"Yes, the power of punches! Taste my fists! FISTS!" Draco said, laughing evilly. "Punch, punch, punch! Punch her through the walls! Eat shit and die!" He continued screaming.
"Dude, calm down, you're gonna have a heart attack." I said as we threw one more punch at the same time that broke her in half. "Well... ~Now she's half the nurse she used to be~" I said in sing-song as we went to wake up Yukari.
"Well, you guys done with your little murder spree? 'Cuz you just cost the school a nurse." Damion said.
"It's okay, I'll take over." I said, pulling out surgical tools.
"NO!" Everyone shouted in fear at the same time.
"The fuck are you talking about, I'm a great surgeon. I would've saved most of the guys if they hadn't died first. I have two ways of waking Yukari up as a matter of fact. Such as!" I said, preparing to kick her in the side.
"No." Everyone disagreed.
"Fine. I'm gonna go for a DIFFERENT approach this time." I said, getting the defibrillator (Damn, just one more L and I would've spelled it right without spellcheck!) and shocking her, jolting her awake. "BOOM! I! Am a medical genius!" I shouted in triumph.
"Hey, I'm..." She said, shocked.
"Yukari, are you alright?" Moka asked.
"Can you get up?" Mizore asked.
She then sat up. "Yeah, I'm fine now." She said.
"Thanks to me. And my surgeon skills." I said.
"The same skills that murdered at least 3 other people?" Draco asked.
"4 others." I said, pulling out a scalpel and a surgeon's saw, chasing and hacking at him.
"No, because witches have kick-ass healing powers, right?" Kurumu said happily, nudging Yukari a bit with her elbow.
Skipping a bunch of crap...
(I still have a long way to go before I'm all grown up on the inside. Please wait for me, Sai.) She thought, watching me throw a bunch of syringes at Draco like kunai (by the way, she's still in her grown-up form now, we're keeping that).
"If you're done with surgery for the day, maybe now we can go back to your dorm and play doctor." Lady said, holding onto my arm.
"Doctor Sai reporting for duty!" I said, rushing us back to my dorm.