We join Mizore in her dorm, preparing a meal for her and Damion (who was chilling on her bed) by the look of it... She was, chopping up a decently thick carrot that was already cut length wise, but it looked like she was having some difficulty with it. Suddenly, whatever was in the pot on the stove began boiling over. "Oh crap!" She gasped, reaching to turn it off and grabbing the knob, which was too close to the burner (or something) and was too hot, burning her when she grabbed it. She then let out a scream that woke damn near everyone in the girl's dorm up.
"SWEET MOTHER OF HELL!" Damion said, surprised, jumping up and rushing to the kitchen.
Selene also entered at that moment to see what happened. "Mizore are you okay? What happened?" She asked.
They both entered the kitchen to see her FURIOUS, her hair all icy and her eyes giant with a death glare. "I burned myself again." She growled.
"Ohhhhh..." They both said uneasily, backing away, looking past her at the now frozen food.
She then noticed this as well. "Not again." She said, walking into her room of the dorm, dropping to her knees. "I'm just not cut out for this." She said.
"Everything takes a lot of practice to be good at." Selene said encouragingly.
"Yeah, you can do anything, Mizore. You'll be great at this eventually." Damion said as supportively as he could.
"You're right! I can't give up!" She said with new determination, looking at her calendar to see the day of the cooking test.
The next morning with the guys...
"Pushin' and pullin' and pushin' and pullin'." Saizou said distant-mindedly, sawing through a piece of wood, cutting through it, causing Tsukune to fall back on his ass in fear.
"You do realize that sounded completely wrong given your character, right?" I asked him.
"Watch it, Saizou, you almost sawed me up!" Tsukune said in fear.
"Oh, you pansy, you weren't that close." I said.
"We all know he's a bitch who overreacts at everything." Draco said, cutting through the piece of wood we had with a blood katana.
"Amen." Damion said.
"So, we're side characters in this episode, right? We do nothing of great importance?" Asked Nicolas, the final member of our group and elvisfan994's OC.
Back with Tsukune and Saizou, he (Saizou) was drifting out again, deep in some fantasy. "Man, I can't wait. Yeah... I bet the girls must be in the middle of cooking class right now, huh?" He asked with a hopeful tone. "They'll probably cook up something good and I can't wait to sink my teeth into it." He said as Tsukune and the rest of our group looked around at the rest of our incompetent
"Today's shot. No one's got their head in class." Tsukune said.
"What can you expect, man? Everyone's all worked up about about the girl's cooking. To be honest, I can hardly focus either, Lady's been the cook for the DMC gang forever when we don't go out for pizza or strawberry sundaes. I still don't get why Dante likes them so much, I personally get sick of it if I eat as much of that stuff as he does. But Lady, ALWAYS the best cook." I said reminiscently.
"Yeah. Selene has always been an awesome cook." Damion said.
"I'm up for anything, let's just hope they make a nice feast." Nicolas said.
"I'm not really in class either." Tsukune said with a slight blush.
"Oh, here we go." I said, deadpanning as he had another perverted-ass fantasy.
Fantasy...
Moka turned around, wearing only an apron to cover up her upper body-
Back to us...
"Let me stop you right there, Tsukune. A: Stop being a fucking perv, B: I'm pretty sure Moka would wear more than just an apron over her chest." I said.
Back to the fantasy...
And there was quite the spread of food on the two tables we could see. "Um... This is all for you, Tsukune. I worked really hard to make it." She said in her usual shy tone.
"All this is... For me?!" He said in disbelief.
"Yeah." She said, looking away, her eyes trembling. "So, you'll eat it?!" She said hopefully.
"Yes, of course I will, here it goes." He said, smiling, the fantasy ending.
"So, you're gonna sit there and tell me you'd eat ALL that food? You'd be stuffed after that chicken. Even I couldn't eat ALL of that." I said, then smirked. "Draco probably could, though." I said in a taunting tone.
"Hey!" He said, tackling me.
"Oh, Moka, it's delicious!" Tsukune said, still locked in the fantasy in his mind, until Saizou almost screwed up and cut him again. "Like I told you before! Watch what you're doing!" He said in fear.
With the girls...
They were all lined up, looking at the board as the teacher was writing something (Why do you need to write in a goddamn cooking class?!). She then turned around to face all the girls. "Alright, listen up, girls! Today's dish is a popular one: Curry and rice!" She said, speaking with an Indian accent (side note: Not being racist or anything, but this chick is one of the only 2 Indian anime characters in anime EVER! Seriously, there's this chick and some guy in Dragon Ball whose name I can't remember. Seriously: Why is everyone in anime white?! Has anyone else ever noticed that?!). "That's what its commonly known as, but I'm reluctant to call it by that name. In India, where, curry originally comes from, we only have the ? word, Cari (Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding some of what she's saying, or I don't know how to spell it), which simply means sauce." She said, continuing on.
"Gee, she's really fired up about making curry, isn't she?" Kurumu asked Moka and Lady.
"My only guess is because it's a traditional dish in her culture." Lady said.
"I guess you could say Ms. Apsara is all hot and bothered about it." Moka said.
"Hey!" The teacher shouted, suddenly catching them talking. "This is serious, so pay attention, you 3!" She demanded, then instantly lightened up. "for spices, add PLENTY of red pepper and ginger!" She said happily (that doesn't sound like the greatest combo).
The first cook we see is Kurumu, pouring two bottles of what looked like wine or champagne, turning her originally light brown, potato-colored curry PURPLE. "Yahoohoo!" She said excitedly, Moka popping up beside her, looking at the succubus' questionable work worriedly. "I'm spicing up my curry with aphrodisiacs, love potions and sexual performance enhancers!" She said happily
Back with the guys...
"… I am NOT eating that" I said, having read the section above.
Back with the girls...
"Sounds yummy." Moka said nervously, then walked over to Yukari, who was making her curry in a fucking CAULDRON! "Hey, Yukari! Green curry, right? That's Thai-style curry, isn't it?" Moka asked.
The witch then happily turned to her. "Sure is! But I've added frog, lizard and grasshopper extract to make it even tastier!" She said happily as if she DIDN'T just say the creepiest thing involving food anyone will ever hear in their life.
Back with the guys...
"Nevermind, I'd take Kurumu's curry over that stuff ANY DAY." I said, retracting my previous statement.
Back with the girls...
This somewhat shocked and disturbed Moka, but Yukari was still content with it. "don't believe me, then why don't you give it a try? It's full of magical goodness and I'm sure you'll love it, Moka!" She said, still as happy as can be, ignoring the FROG LEG swirling around in it.
Moka had her eyes closed, obviously grossed out, but still- "Okay. It is the polite thing." She said, but suddenly, the teacher appeared from nowhere, apparently trying a spoonful, looking at it with one of the dumbest anime faces I've ever seen.
"Hm... It's not spicy enough." She said.
Yukari panicked at this. "But if I make it any spicier, it'll be too hot-!" She started, but the teacher livened up annoyingly.
"Don't be ridiculous, Ms. Sendo! Cooking is art! Art is explosion, that means spicy, right?" She said, suddenly having a pepper shaker in the space between each of her fingers, adding a bunch of pepper to it.
"No, stop it! It'll be too hot!" Yukari said, panicked.
The teacher then laughed both evilly and maniacally. "But that's exactly what we want here! Hot and spicy is what it's all about!" She said, having added an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF HOT SAUCE to it. To this, Yukari cried at her curry being ruined like that (This teacher's such a bitch!).
Moka sighed at this, but then a voice rang out with the sound of a cart being wheeled in. "Hey, everyone! I have meat, vegetables, spices and flour and all the other ingredients, so if anyone starts running out, please just let me know." Ruby said, wheeling the cart down, Selene taking a bunch of spices and Lady taking a lot of meat.
"So, what kind of curry are you making?" Lady asked Selene and Ayane.
"I'm just making the simple kind of curry we're instructed to make." Ayane said, not particularly caring.
"I'm making a super spicy curry. Damion loves spicy things." She said, making her curry red as lava with spices.
"I'm making a curry filled with meat. Sai usually HAS to have meat for Lunch and Dinner." She said (true fact: I need to have something involving meat AT LEAST once a day).
"Ruby? What are you doing here? Let me guess, you're helping out Ms. Apsara today, right?" Moka asked, while at this moment, Apsara was adding even more spices to Yukari's curry, who was desperately trying to stop her.
"Yes. Actually, I'm taking remedial cooking classes, but it's-" Ruby started, beginning to trail off.
"A long story, right?" Moka said, sweat-dropping.
"A very long one." Ruby said, now trailing off like normal while Moka laughed nervously.
Just outside, Kokoa had her head pressed flat against the window, looking in, furious. "Big sis..." She growled. "You're supposed to be a vampire, so what are you doing cooking with those lesser monsters!? Come on, where's your super vampire pride?! Have you forgotten about that?!" She demanded. Suddenly, she noticed Mizore in the exact same position as her about 5 feet away. "Hey, what do you think you're doing here?" She asked.
"I should be asking you that. This is one of my peeping spots. Number 340, to be exact. One of my favorites." The snow woman explained.
"I should've guessed, you stalker." Kokoa said, shrugging one arm, Mizore gaining a giant tick mark.
"Well, you're really one to talk. You stick to Moka just like stink on cheese." Mizore retorted (I may have gotten that line wrong).
"You're gonna pay for that, you frozen freak!" Kokoa shouted angrily, standing up and grabbing Kou, turning him into a giant hammer, rushing in at her. "Anyone who badmouths me gets a taste of this! My Kou-buddy HAMMER!" She said, rushing in at the Snow woman.
"Thanks, but I'm not hungry." Mizore said, freezing her and making her fall to the ground effortlessly, shocked of what just happened.
"Kokoa!" Moka said worriedly.
Kurumu then leaned in, resting up against Moka with one arm on her shoulder. "Jeez, Ice Queen, are you peeping in on us again? Sure you were. Get in here and make some curry with us!" She practically demanded.
Mizore sighed at this. "Guess I could try." She said.
Later, in the classroom...
A couple of guys got their hands on some of the girls' curry. "Oh, wow, this is really incredible!" The first guy said happily.
"It's hot and spicy and tastes awesome!" the second one said.
"Give me another plate!" The last kid said (Jeez, what a dick).
However, the girls (the fake newspaper club girls from last year, BTW... Except the yaoi girl I burned to death) were right in front of them. "We're glad you like it." The black-haired one said.
The guys were fawning over the curry and the girls were basically shoving it down their throats and fishing for compliments as Kurumu and Yukari looked on confused and Saizou just ate a sandwich.
We now join our group, Moka offering some to Tsukune and me. "Here guys, open wide!" She said, holding a spoon out for each of us, which we both leaned into, but suddenly...
"Moka, stop! You snuck in behind our backs!" Kurumu snapped.
"Yeah, no kidding!" Yukari also snapped.
Kurumu then rushed in and sat on Moka's table trying to force feed me her curry. "Here, Sai. Moka's curry is pretty limp, but I guarantee mine will put lead in your pencil, but you've gotta eat it while it's still hot." She said, taking a scoop and trying to shove it down my throat.
"NEVER!" I said in a resisting tone, fighting back.
Yukari then slid up and smacked Kurumu in the face, knocking her onto her back, catching the curry and spoon. "I wouldn't eat HER curry if I were you, Sai, you don't know where she's been! But mine is healthy and hardy and full of protein.
"Um... Yukari, I'd have to be starving to the point I'd die within 5 minutes if I didn't eat something to eat that." I said, trying to keep her back.
"I made some curry JUST for you, Sai." Lady said, putting down a plate of meaty-looking curry.
I licked my lips when I saw it. "Now THIS is something I can eat." I said, eating it and enjoying every single bite. "Delicious." I said while still eating.
"Well, glad he likes yours, because he's not getting any of my curry." Ayane said, eating her curry.
"She really doesn't like you, does she?" Nicolas asked.
"I blame her upbringing, but she hates just about everyone." I answered.
"Well, I made enough curry for everyone!" Selene piped up, handing everyone a plate of the red curry from before.
"I can literally SMELL the spiciness. I think this will be good." I said, digging in. Everyone else did so as well and, with the exception of Damion and I, after one bite, went wild from the spice, desperately trying to find a source of water, which I mercifully provided. "This IS good." I said, continuing to eat.
"Yeah, it's delicious, sis!" Damion said, one of his INCREDIBLY rare occasions of being happy and content, then looked at me. "Sai, your mouth is bleeding." He said.
"I don't care. It'll heal itself when I'm done eating, anyway." I said, continuing to eat.
"Hey, Damion, I made some curry, too." Mizore said, setting down a plate of curry that looked like Moka's... Except it was frozen solid. "It's full of fresh vegetables, meat and rise that have been flash-frozen for your delight. It's my own special recipe, so please, go ahead and eat up. Dig in, don't be shy about it." She said happily and hopefully.
"Shyness isn't stopping me, but the ice is." He said, then looked at me, but I was staring out the window. "BUT THE ICE IS!" He snapped.
"Oh, right." I said, snapping back to focus and melting the ice.
"Look, she screwed up another one." Hairy said.
"Again? Wow, I guess cooking just isn't a Snow Woman's cup of tea, is it, girls?" Burly said.
"That's racist, bitch!" I said.
"Oh, well next month we are having that snow skiing tournament in P.E. Maybe she can do something right for a change during that." Hairy said.
We all deadpanned and Damion, Selene and Mizore looked at me. "Sai..." They all said at once, stretching it out. I then pulled 3 pistols out of my trench coat and gave each of them one. They smirked quickly then each fired 3 shots into each girl.
Back in the cooking room...
Kokoa was set on the burners to thaw out and finally did so. She tried to get a grasp on her surroundings, then sneezed, rubbing her nose, but noticed a certain smell. "What's burning?" She asked, once the smoke started rising, she figured out what is was. Her ass. She screamed and jumped up into the air.
At this, Ms. Apsara laughed a bit. "So you finally thawed out. So tell me, are you a new student, perhaps?" She asked, turning off a burner.
Kokoa turned around at this moment, revealing there was a hole in her skirt where she was burnt. "Yeah." She answered somewhat angrily.
"Oh, well in that case, allow me to tell you about the cooking class I teach! Kay! Cooking is art and art is explosion! That means spicy, right? So how would to like to try this artistic and spicy curry? Here you go." She said, dancing while she was explaining the class, then holding out a plate of curry to the young vampire... who promptly knocked it to the ground and caused that same sad effect Yukari had earlier when Apsara was putting too much spice in her curry.
"A high-born super monster vampire like me doesn't eat low-class food." Kokoa said, walking out.
Apsara lowered her head so her eyes were hidden by her hair "What, low-class?!" She demanded as Kokoa left. "I won't stand for that!" She said angrily.
Kokoa continued to walk down the hall, still rubbing her ass. "Damn. Sopping wet AND burnt to a crisp. It's just not my day!" She said, then heard a noise behind her. "Something else you want?" She demanded, but was then ambushed by Apsara, the next thing we see is a yellow liquid, looking like the curry, splattering all over the floor. "SPICY!" Kokoa screamed somewhere further down the hall, so we didn't see what happened.
Back at the classroom...
"I sense the plot of the episode finally started." I said.
[About time.]
Yeah, I was worried this ENTIRE episode was gonna be about cooking.
"Plot starting, good or plot starting, bad?" Nicolas asked.
"I don't know. Good as far as I can tell, some punk-ass just got dealt with, so I'd say good." I said.
Up on the roof...
Mizore sat on the roof, hugging her legs, looking out at the horizon. "I don't know why I'm even trying to do this... I should've known I wouldn't fit in. I'm a Snow Woman. The only way for us to live is all alone." She said, but the had a flashback.
Flashback...
"Listen up, Snow Woman, don't go running your mouth about dying until you've actually TRIED to live your life." Inner Moka said.
End flashback...
Mizore sat there for a moment, but then looked up. "She was right. Maybe I should give it a try for once." She said, standing up. "Maybe I should give it a try for once. And live my life." She said, happy, upbeat music suddenly playing.
Later, presumably in her dorm, Mizore placed a bunch of spices on a table and set some vegetables on a cutting board, then got what was probably ice. She then went back to her cutting board, set up another carrot and turned her arm into an ice knife, easily chopping up the carrots. She then set the temperature properly on the burner and- what the fuck?! Okay, she turned the burner up WAY too high, the flames rising over the pan she was using and she had to wear a fire-proof suit and gloves and hold a spark shield in front of her face as she was stirring up the food. She then dropped what looked like chocolate bars into a pot of water, which then overflowed as curry as she began coughing. She had to leave, then went and got some cooking magazines while Ruby noticed on the side. Later, as she was struggling to carry two heavy bags home, Ruby appeared in front of her in her chef outfit, holding out two ORANGE onions (I don't think onions are supposed to be orange).
Back in Mizore's dorm, she held out the chocolate bar thing again, but Ruby swatted her wrist and lectured her, but we can't hear it because it's a musical montage. Either way, Mizore took notes on this, then blushed, imagining Damion happily eating her curry. She now put up the notes she'd been taking and went back over the cutting board, cutting through another carrot much easier then she did in the beginning, but it should be noted, she had a few bandages on her hands from past mistakes. She was about to walk away, but then turned back and started cutting up an onion, wiping away the tears they were causing her. Then, wearing cooking gloves, she started cooking the meat for the curry, doing well, but she almost slipped and dropped some. Then, she started carefully adding water to a beaker. She had curry in the big pot again, but somehow (we don't see how), it wound up on the floor again with a rat eating it while she looked on in shock. She calmed down, picked up the rest of the pot and put it back on the stove, going back to cutting up the vegetables with a determined look on her face. She FINALLY decided to put a top on the pan, but was taking a nap while she LEFT IT ON THE BURNER, which was ON. Am I the only one here who thinks that's a bad idea? "Damion..." She said sleepily.
Later, in the cafeteria...
We were all enjoying our lunches, Kurumu especially, picking up a piece of what I THINK was sushi from her lunch tray and holding it in the air. "Yahoohoo! I claim this fried goodness for me!" She said happily.
"Okay, then probably not sushi." I said to the 4th wall.
"You really get excited over your food, don't you?" Nicolas asked.
"Almost everything excites her. Usually in multiple ways." Draco said.
"Perv." Ayane huffed, eating her food.
"No, you don't, you fiend! That nugget was mine!" Yukari whined.
"Where's Mizore?" Moka asked.
"I don't know, she may still be upset." Damion said.
"Maybe we should check on her." Selene said.
"Did any of you guys read the section above?" I said, pointing back up to the scenes before this one.
"Huh?" Nicolas asked, not understanding.
"You, me and Kurumu are the only ones that can consistently break the 4th wall, remember?" Draco explained.
"Oh, yeah..." I said.
"I don't know, Mizore's pretty thin-skinned." Kurumu said.
"So maybe we should all go see her together after school to try and cheer her up." Yukari said.
"Good idea." Damion said.
Suddenly, a voice rang out that... Hang on. (Damion, Kurumu, Mizore, Yukari, Lady, Ayane, Nicolas, Draco, Selene and me hate her. Moka's the only one that doesn't. 100 divided by 11...) 90% of us hate. "Hey, big sis!" Kokoa called out, but not evilly or threateningly.
We look over to see a YELLOW-SKINNED Kokoa carrying a plate of curry in each hand and one on her head. "Namaste." she said quietly and peaceful sounding.
Moka stood up, Tsukune as well when she started talking. "Kokoa? You're being nice?" She asked, confused.
"And she brought... Curry!" Tsukune said in disbelief, earning two reactions from the group.
Me: "THAT'S the first thing you noticed?! She's got yellow skin! She was as pale me before and I look like I haven't seen the sun since the day I was born!" I shouted, not believing the weren't seeing what the rest of us were.
Even KURUMU knew there was something wrong with this picture! "I'm sorry, I'm always such a pain in the neck to you guys, so I thought I'd apologize by making everybody some of this DELICIOUS curry for lunch. Curry up and get it~." Kokoa continued, dancing around as she spoke.
"I don't trust this..." I said untrustingly, crossing my arms.
"Stand back you guys, this might be a trap. But for the good of the team, I'll eat the curry." Draco said, walking forward, but I grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back.
"Hell, no you're not. None of us is eatin' that shit." I said. "I appreciate the team mentality, though."
Moka however, ran straight up. "Hey, does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?!" She asked hopefully.
"Yes and I'm sorry about everything, big sis." Kokoa confirmed.
Suddenly, they got a fawning anime background behind them. "Oh, you've GOT to be shitting me!" Draco, Damion, Nicolas and I all said at once.
"Kokoa..." Moka fawned.
"Big sister..." Kokoa fawned.
"Kokoa..." Moka said, trying not to cry, wiping tears from her face.
"Big sister..." Kokoa said, her eyes swirling as if she were hypnotized.
Moka then hugged her, but everyone else (besides Tsukune) was still concerned. "Come on! There's something weird going on here! Look at her skin and the way she's acting!" Kurumu shouted.
"Oh, no need to curry." She said, turning her head completely around like an owl to look at Kurumu, who was behind them.
"Okay, you CANNOT tell me that's not fucked up! And she's replacing EVERY word that rhymes or sounds like curry with curry!" I said.
Meanwhile, outside...
"Man, I'm still ticked off we didn't get to try any of Moka's curry." One guy grumbled.
"Yeah, that jerk Tsukune ate the whole thing!" Another one complained as the 3rd member of their party got a drink from the fountain, for a second it was fresh, clear water, but then turned into thick, spicy curry.
"Guys... This is curry." He said, shocking the other two. Literally, they had a freaky lightning background behind them.
Meanwhile, throughout the rest of the school, everyone was gorging on the curry that replaced our FAR MORE VITAL water, while, from the sidelines, Ms. Apsara looked on, pleased.
The 4 badasses: Damion, Draco, Nicolas and I then had a meeting in the vacant Newspaper Club room along with Selene, Lady and Ayane. "No two ways about it, guys. There's something funny going on here." I said.
"That's an understatment." Selene said.
"Yeah, our water is getting replaced by CURRY." Damion said.
"And Kokoa is suddenly a yellow-skinned zombie content with spreading the curry." Draco added.
"You think that Ms. Apsara is behind it? She's freakin' curry crazy." Nicolas said.
"Valid points all around, Mis amigos. Vamos a patear el culo." I said, going to the door to leave. They all just sat there, however.
"Huh?" Nicolas asked.
"I don't get it." Draco said.
"Yeah, English please." Damion said, annoyed.
"Oh, sorry. Let's go kick her ass." I repeated the last sentence, then we all rushed out. We exited the room to find the halls were now flooded with curry-addicted zombies just like Kokoa. "What a terrible day to wear this T-shirt." I said, looking down at my Subway logo rip-off T-shirt: Zombies. Eat Flesh (The one from Saischool of the Dead).
Meanwhile...
Mizore was now walking to school, carrying the pot she made curry in and a smaller pot probably filled with rice. "I'm a little late, but I should still make it before lunch period ends." She said, then blushed. "Oh, Damion, I really hope you'll like my curry." She said, smiling. She then reached the school gates and looked up to see the horror the smart members of our group were currently dealing with elsewhere: The zombies, all gorging on curry, but when you think about it, that's certainly better than eating the un-zombified members of the school.
Saizou eat a large spoonful and looked up at everyone. "There's nothing to curry about." He said.
Back with us...
"Seriously, this curry obsession is getting both creepy and annoying." I said, kicking another zombie in the face and throwing him down the hall to knock down the rest of them.
"Now you see why Mizore is one of the only parts of this anime I like." Damion said, walking ahead.
"Can't argue with you there." I said as the rest of us followed.
Back to Mizore...
"Whoa, what the hell happened to everyone?" She asked.
They then noticed her and walked up to her like classic zombies, arms stretched way out. "What are you currying? Let us curry it instead." They said, closing in.
"Back off! This curry is for Damion and Selene!" She snapped, backing away.
"Show us your curry!" The one in front said, who was actually the first one to try the curry in the first place (besides Kokoa of course).
"No, chill out!" She said, freezing them all, rushing past. (What's going on?!) She asked in her mind, continuing into the school. She continued through everywhere, looking for the group, dodging the zombies left and right. She then reached the newspaper club room and threw open the doors. "Damion?" She asked, but found only Ruby.
"You see, it's a really long story." She started, trailing off (ugh...).
Mizore continued running, dodging the crazed zombies chasing her and now throwing plates of curry at her. "I don't understand! Why is this happening to everyone? Damion, where are you?!" She screamed, finally reaching the roof.
"Nice of you to join us." I said, looking back at her.
"Mizore!" Damion and Selene said.
"We just got here ourselves." Nicolas said.
"Yeah, we searched all over, but still no curry bitch. YET." Draco said.
Meanwhile, the rest of our gang (and Kokoa) was vigorously eating curry. Tsukune's lips were even dry and swolen from the spiciness. "Jesus, what did they do to you, man?" I asked, shooting a beam of demon energy from my finger tips to destroy their plates of curry.
"What did you do that for?! No more curry!" He said, then sniffed the air, looking at Mizore. "That smell, I know it anywhere, it's curry!" He said.
"And you ask why I destroyed it." I said sarcastically.
At this moment, we heard an evil laugh with an Indian accent and looked up on the globe of the school to see Ms. Assparade. See what I did there? "Cooking is art! Art is explosion! That means spicy!" She said, then screamed, threw off her sash and jumped into the air, turning into a cloud of smoke.
"Goddammit! Smoke bombs are MY trick! I'm a ninja, WE do the smoke bombs!" I snapped, looking around. "Olly-olly-oxen-bitch! Come on out, Ms. Assparade!" I snapped, looking through the smoke.
"Ms. Apsara?" Mizore asked.
"Oh, dear, all of you still have skin as white as fallen snow." She said.
"Not these two." Pointing at Draco and Nicolas, both who are very tan.
"Regardless. That proves you have yet to be baptized in my fountain of specialty curry." She said as the smoke faded.
Kou then flew onscreen, even he was yellow and he had a turban. "Ms. Apsara IS an Apsara, a monster from Hindu mythology, whee! Um, I mean curry!" He said, flying off.
"First off, I'm a demon. A baptism would probably kill me. Second, I don't eat food that tastes like shit." I said, challengingly, glaring.
"How dare you! The world is full of curry that are pale imitations of the real thing! I want everyone to taste the real thing! And the spiciness you can't taste in those imposters! Try some!" She said, trowing a plate of it at me.
"And look at all the fucks I give." I said, powering up to Super Saiyan, which destroyed the curry and plate she threw at me, to which she growled.
"Oh, Damion, Selene. I have curry for you, too." Mizore said, taking the stuff off her back, digging into a thing of ice, which was going to replace the rice, then poured some curry on the side.
This shocked and apparently disgusted Ms. Assparade. "What is that travesty you're trying to pass off as curry?!" She asked, panicked.
"Don't talk about my girlfriend's cooking that way." Damion growled.
"Yeah, you should've seen what he did to the last girls that did that." I said, then stepped in front of him. "But as much as I'd like you to load her annoying ass up with bullets. She's mine." I said, flying at her and decking her in the face, sending her to the ground HARD. "That was satisfying." I said, pleased with myself.
"This is something only a Snow Woman could make. My light and greasy (not sure if that's what she said) Shaved Ice Curry!" She said, holding it out while the anime dramatically emphasized it.
"No, don't eat it! That curry is a perversion!" Assparade screamed.
"Oh, SHUT UP!" I said annoyed, turning her into a bonfire, then shooting a giant and powerful demon beam at her that basically looked like a dark red and black version of Vegeta's Final Flash.
"This showdown took a total of 38 seconds, whee! I mean, curry!" Kou said, flying away (it was originally 58, but I killed her 20 seconds earlier than I should've).
"Damn. Overkill?" Draco asked.
"There is no such thing, my friend." I said.
"Overkill is underrated." Nicolas agreed.
"See?" I said, pointing at him with my thumb.
Everyone else had some curry, but Tsukune fawned over it, giving a grand explanation of it and then- what the fuck?! How do you go from describing great food to having a perverted-ass fantasy of asses and boobs?! Either way, that's what he did and I beat the shit out of him. "It's full of snow crystals. Not even a Snow Woman could make those unless her mind's pure. But I put my all into it for you two." Mizore explained, handing another plate out to Damion and Selene.
"Bad news, Tsukune, you could never do that." I said, then got an idea. "Hey, I can make ice, you think I could make those?" I asked, making ice surround my hands with my L'Cie powers.
"Sorry, Sai, but you don't have the cleanest mind either." Damion joked, elbowing me.
"Ah, you bastard. If I ever DO learn to do that, don't expect any curry from me." I said, crossing my arms.
"Like you can cook." He said.
"I was a chef before I worked at DMC." I said (I am a cook at a restaurant, yes. Fun fact: At one point or another, my family has all worked at some form of restaurant. My dad, brother and sister's boyfriend (who lives with us) works at a Pizza place, my sister and mom used to waitress there and I work at Texas Roadhouse).
"Hey, does it feel like we're forgetting something?" Selene asked.
Suddenly, the globe above us began to crack and curry started dripping out. "You had to ask." I said as it broke and an ocean of curry swept everyone away. "Help! I can't survive in water, so how the hell will I live through this?!" I said, desperately trying to stay afloat.
"Jeez. This curry makes my eyes sting." Moka said, now in her Inner form on the roof, shown by a small circle.
Later, Ruby was cleaning up the halls. "Jeez! What a giant mess! This will take forever!" She complained
Then Kou flew by. "Nope! Only a week! Now, everything's back to normal, whee!" He said, flying off.
We were now in the cafeteria, all looking at the food Mizore just handed us, which sort of looked like a sundae, but clearly wasn't. "It's my latest creation. Shaved Ice stew." She said, sitting down and eating her own.
We all dug in and instantly enjoyed it, except Kurumu, who got challenging. "What?! You made one good dish and now you're getting cocky on us!?" She demanded.
"I think you're just jealous that YOU can't cook worth a shit." I said, taking another bite (suddenly, this is one of the few moments I wish I was actually IN the anime to try this).
"It's great!" Selene said.
"You got that right!" Damion agreed, taking another bite.
"It's another masterpiece!" Yukari cheered.
Everyone else was enjoying it as well, but Kurumu still wasn't convinced. "Come on, fess up! You put a spell on everyone, didn't you?!" She demanded.
"I believe that's Yukari's territory." I said.
"Yeah, I didn't do anything magic." Mizore said, then turned to the 4th wall, giving a thumbs up, spoon still in hand. "I made it out of love for Damion!" She said, to which the original characters to the anime face-vaulted.
"Hey, Sai. Maybe we could do a little 'cooking' in your room." Lady said, walking off to my dorm.
"Hell yeah!" I said, then turned to the 4th wall. "I almost forgot this time. Not gonna happen, though." I said, rushing off to my dorm.